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First!
Second?
3rd
4th
Also, quality on this vid seems lower than the usual Rocketboom fare.
i love all your videos keep them coming god bless
Frost!
DUDE WTF?
95 hours…
So cunt?
For those who couldn’t see the little flash:
Vegetables are for Wimps
Eat like a champion.
In advice-dog style with zombie-molly.
Vegtables are for Wimps
Eat like a Champion
That’s not how you spell vegetable
Vegtables are for wimps , eat like a champion
I watched that movie like a gazillion times… That’s a new record for the most number of times a movie has been watched in its entirety in a single day by a single person… I declare.
Oh and BTW… cool job you got… searching Google for random sh!t… need an intern? I have a LOT of experience… :)
I find myself inexplicably questioning my vegetarianism.
and after this video, molly had an oxygen tank rolled in to catch her breath! mobile oxygen tanks FTW!:P
I dread to think how many takes this took you, Molly.
… Vegetables is misspelled….
But who cares? It would be like “The Pursuit of Happyness”
Loved it molly!
That was so short i couldn’t freeze frame it
But i could make out a face a yellow back ground and the words ending in champion
others have said the full text
Eat like a champion what?
A champion Jockey or a champion sumo wrestler?
Weet bix are the breakfast of champions
Or do you mean
Eat your vegetables like a champion not like a wimp
what did you do with courage wolf :’(
how could you say that long title so fast molly! amazing haha.
fake
what constitutes a movie?
Vegtables. LOL
First!…
oh bollocks!
which solar system????
“Vegetables are for wimps”
*Zombie Molly Face*
“Eat like a Champion”
i freeze framed it it was:
vegtables are for wimps
“smiling zombie molly face”
eat like a champion
super rocketboom saves the world yet again!
look. . .it’s not a Film (or movie or whatever) if it’s only got ONE image. It’s just a picture.
but I still wuv woo. . .
“The Cure for Insomnia” 87 hours
It was BASED on one image.
Does she fuck?
I saw Night Of The Living Dead months back here on YouTube. The movies and TV shows that are legally free to watch are not that good.
And it took me over 10 tries to freeze frame exactly on that “short film”.
This vid = win
lol
Five stars and Thumbs up for Molly reciting that long title without fail…TWICE, go ahead click it ————>
YES! I paused it fast enough to see the image at 2:44!
solid.
Vegatables are for Wimps
Eat like a Champion
no, I’m talking about Molly’s one-frame ‘movie.’ not that other one with the camera panning all the fuck over.
@ogrish84 She does. But not you.
lol i’d manges to pause at the exakt moment^^
“vegetables are for wimps - eat like a champion”
2:44 Vegetables are for Wimps… Eat like a Champion :)
Facepalm, yay!!
Go Molly!!
Vegetables are for wimps
Eat like a Champion
I smell an oscar!
oscar take a bath pleaese
You need to start movie at 0 not at 1 countdown.
What a name! “Night of the day of the dawn of the son of the…” I really want to watch that now.
I think I hear a 0% tomato meter score coming!
2:43…lol….creepy…..
You left out “crawling” in the video AND the description, but It’s ok Molly cuz ur awesome :D
Molly is cute :)
Right on !!!!!!!!!!!
Most hiliarous Vid to date , I Do declare !!!!!!!
You didn’t say good-monday!
that 2-D is shocking!
hahahaa eat like a champion
EAT LIKE CHAMPIONS!
VEGETABLES ARE FOR WIMPS
hehehe…movies
I watched your movie six times.
grouch
Lol’d at the “movie” :D
Will that come out on DVD? I’d like to get a copy. =)
eat like a champion!! mmm, babies
abridging goes meta
i are a champion!!
Excellent! Love rocketboom
That was entertaining. …………. But shes a cute girl, although a bigger cleavage wont harm.
I cant believe how beautiful she is.
You forgot to write tits in your comment.
vegtabelels are for wimps
eat like a champion
???
TITS TITS !!! MOLLY MOAR TITS!
Now, who’s that at 0;36?
I am vegetarian and I’m no wimp.
These RB zombies are getting a little too brash to my tastes. Since Ella has gone, Ellie could be a very good Jill Valentine and fix the problem in less than no time. Give her the holster, the gun and of course the miniskirt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho6Q7Qg8IrA&feature=related
what do you mean ella is gone?
Obviously you aren’t a horror movie nerd like myself and you may ignore that when a zombie chews your arm you become a zombie as well.
oh!
missed out crawling
Dude.
C’mon. Have some decency?
That’s her zombie face. It means eat brains!
Wow, getting those titles down must have taken a few takes. Excellent work.
Wow say that 3 time fast. LOL
lol
i agree
eat like a champion
lol
tits,tits,tits…
why tits?why not vagina..?
1:44
2:44
marry me
2:45
VEGETABLES ARE FOR WIMPS EAT LIKE A CHAMPION
I loled
Tits are prettier
Not really, I really think she is quite beautiful.
the hidde message is “vegetables are for wimps, eat like a champion”
Molly could give me the long & the short of anything, anytime, anywhere….As long as I’m home by 8 oclock.
lol we only watch for the tits.
You have quite the ground breaking film there Molly XD…….as always looking forward to more Rocketboom.
Vegetables are for wimps, eat like a champion
vegetables is spelt wrong.
courage zombie molly? WTF!?
Thank you Molly ;)
I dare to say it wasn’t a movie.. It was just 1 frame, so it’s a picture… You might have made the picture with the longest name, but to call it a movie you need at least 2 frames:P
finally, Molly goes for Guinness world record. and again she made my day :)
Ok. I’ve gotta ask: How many takes did those recitations did you have to do?
lol
I went back and checked. That was a no-look catch.
Vegetables are for wimps. Eat like a champion.
CANNIBALISM FTW :D
“Vegetables are for wimps
I eat like a champion.”
I concur :D
If you are a homo sapien you must watch this stunningly filmed documentary. You will need one hour + 33 minutes
of free time, as if time isn’t always free. Aliens need not concern themselves with h-OM-e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeCU
A one word title. An eternal message. HOME.
Molly just pwned
Courage Zombie Mollie… That should be the internet’s next meme…
cake
Froze!
Now all you need is a general release
Prize!
(73rd!)
Dear Molly RocketBoobs,
Great job, my dear! Another brilliant assault of quirky, non-sequitur (although esoterically original) tiviality on the zombiesque population of internet viewers.
It’s even better than Twitter! (and very much more lovely to look at too :)
Carry on!
i want to bugger molly in the ass
2:12
What was that song… it’s beautiful…
hahah! eat like a champ. omg. haha
Her film contains only one frame, which says…
Vegetables are for Wimps Eat like a champion
at
2:44
Very tricky to catch, but not the hardest I’ve caught…
Dear Molly RocketBoobs,
Your film suggests (facetiously, I’m sure) that “vegetables are for wimps” However, to be technically correct, it should be noted that all of the STRONGEST and LARGEST mammals in the world are strict vegetarians. (A Silverback Gorilla could throw a man across the room like a frizby. And, Elephants are pretty tough too.)
To be “technically correct,” some “of the STRONGEST and LARGEST mammals in the world are strict vegetarians.” The Blue Whale–adults starting at 172 metric tons–is strictly carnivorous.
If silverbacks are the bottom measure, topping at 440 lbs., they are outweighed by many other whales, including orca, or killer whales, starting at 6 tons. Grizzlies and Polar bears hit 1,500 lbs. Bengal tigers, 500 lbs.
My neighbor black bear, Makwa, whom I fed raw salmon for four years during autumn when he visited the lowlands for the last of the berries, apples and honey, weighed in at 528 lbs. when the idiot rancher down the road shot him.
(Also, plenty of seals and walruses.)
e.g.:
2012 - prepare to die
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/140492/Million-hit-by-plague-worse-than-swine-flu-
haha
Awsooome!! xD I had to laugh about 5 minutes … but then I forgot who I was :O
Vegetables are for wimps!
Eat like a champion!
AND NOW, FOR A REALLY GOOD FILM:
Vegtables are for Wimps Eat like a Champion
Loved it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eds1ivwq1oc&feature=fvst
it was the game of the 1998 and it is a film ,now
love YOU.
Nose!
Chose!
OMFG!!!! ive been looking for her!! she just vanishe[) from mememolly!! she’s so hot!
so i guess u’ll subscribe to rocketboom now..lol!!
Night of the day of the dawn of the son of the bride of the return if the revenge of the terror of the attack of the evil mutant alian flesh eating hell bound crawling zombified living dead shocking 2…
…Now thats a mouth full :D
Awesome!
soo funny in shocking 2-D
I subscribed for more of her…
I want to maried you =)
thks i tried stopping at exactly that moment but its hard!!
I’m a little OCD about “subliminal messages” ;D
VEGETABLES ARE FOR WIMPS!
EAT LIKE A CHAMPION.
thats what the short movie says.
she’s hot
2:43
why was her face bleeding
Vegetables are for wimps.
Eat like a champion!
ight of the day of the dawn of the son of the bride of the return of the revenge of the terror of the attack of the evil mutant alien flesh eating hell bound crawling zombified living dead part 2 in shocking 2D
vegtables are for wimps eat like a champion
I have seen one of the shortest movies ever made. it was made by avante garde filmaker Rock Ross and is 0 seconds long. It is called “Hay”. it was totally brilliant, if a little weak on the story line.
molly you make great movies you should become some kind of Hollywood director
LMAO
Vegetables are for wimps
Eat like a champion
I LOVE YOU MOLLY! :D
Molly you’re very good at dead-pan
Facepalm.
Hottest ever!
no wonder you didn’t watch that film that was three days long.. you don’t have that time to kill cuz yer hot… yes you are hot i do declaire
Ohhh you spelt vegetables wrong x(
It says vegtables!
That’s called being British.
As a Brit I think that what i pick up on. It’s cute
i do declare i would like to meet this chick
Nice catch (albeit two-handed). So Joannish.
First.
BTW - How can you call it a movie if nothing moves?
right on, firster!
Lol veges are for whimps
Veggies are for wimps, eat like a champion
5 stars for mentioning Fassbinder’s film. At 15.5 hours it isn’t that long, but every frame is a gem.
95 hours is one hour short of 4 days….not almost 3 and a half days. And who the fuck makes a movie like this?
2:44
She is not lie-ing I can`t watch this shortest film! I tried to pause it a lot! :D
it says vegetables are for wimps eat like a champion than it has a scary picture of molly
i eat like a champion… a vegetarion champion…
teehee
“Vegtables are for Wimps…Eat like a Champion?”
(I doubt you were eating vegetables.)
I heard of mememolly along time ago (and saw some of her videos like when she played Janga with herself) , but when she introduced herself here It clicked “Omg this is that youtuber mememolly” so I was wondering if anyone knew when she joined rocketboom. Was it before or after, since I’m a new subscriber to rocketboom although I’ve seen some of their first vids a long time ago.
How do you define,”talent?”
I think people come up with one idea and go to extremes trying to capitalize on it; so the world gets stupidly long movies and such.
lol i love how so many people try to pause it
“You don’t have to say “I do declare” after saying something. You are declaring it by saying it.”
Isn’t the longest move “The Cure for Insomnia”?
Laugh of the Watcher of the Youtube of the Dead of the Son of the Bride of the Dawn of the Evil Incarnate Hand of the Devil Wearing the Glove of the King in the Lair of the Dragon by the Bedside Table next to the Dresser where I leave my keys because of the Epic Palm of the Face of the Molly part 2: The Revenge - REDUX.
*win.*
vegetables are for real men. if by real men you mean bisexual atheist vegetarian social democrats who dabble in photography.
@MarcusTheJunkie It helps.
wow Molly…you can talk fast :p
Listening to Molly talk about completely irrelevant facts kept my attention for the duration however, in short, trying to hard makes for completely irrelevant and uninteresting information.
Though not the longest of titles I still get a smile every time I see “The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?” With the tag line of “She keeps monsters in cages for pets!! He preys on wild Go-Go girls!” how can you go wrong?
I like your sleeves
…. that was like.. the most brainiac-ish … smackdown of things… ever. *thumbsup*
“I do declare” - the office made you think of this, didn’t it :D
I do declare.
EPIC.
Only zombies eat veggies!
Dammit, I guess I’m not a champion. I be vegetarian.
Vegetables are for wimps, eat like a champion
vegetables are for wimps, eat like a champion?
Molly r a meme?
What defines a champion?
That movie title was a torturous thing to repeat.
I <3 Molly
This Is the House That Jack Built.
Return of Zombie Molly?
Best one ever!
Brains…. brains!!!
If you define “movie” by a continuous story and not something that was on cinema, we’d have to take all the tv-series ever made into consideration as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdlPjAJFIrw&feature=fvst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H7ZwDawsb4
fail!j think
U2
both songs sound da same to my mickey ears
2:44 lol
“…part eight hundred and fourteen…” That was funny!
I wonder how many people were sad enough to pause on the movie to see what it said. i know i did.
all it says for the “movie” is ~Vegtables are for Wimps, Eat like a Champion~
@shompy1. i did too.
Overdubbing the brain that wouldn’t die is a crime against humanity. Philistine
For some reason I don’t feel like eating vegetables any more.
vegetables are for wimps, eat like a champion
haha awesome
Any discussion of short films should include the 1969 classic, “Bambi Meets Godzilla”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY
i wonder how many takes it took to say that whole title in the beginning.
Haha, that was the best split second film ever. And they even spelled ‘vegetables’ wrong! xD I’ll get right on watching that 95 hour long movie though…seriously…
Uhh, why would someone want to make a film last that long? Why not just go out and live your life?
wooooooooow this must of been hard to say
If you really want some tongue twisting, find the Danny Kay film The Court Jester…..and search for the Chalice from the palace..
Of course, Cinema is just the same as real life, but with the boring bits taken out…..
… or not
Vegetables are for Wimps, EAT LIKE A CHAMPION!!!!!!1
Try watching Andy Warhol’s “Empire State”. A 24 hour single shot of the day in the life of the Empire State building
Took a long time for me to pause at the right moment. xD
Night of the day of the dawn of the son of the bride of the return of the revenge of the terror of the attack of the evil mutant alien flesh eating hell bound crawling zombified living dead part two in shocking 2D.
I’m not sure I want to see it.
Molly’s accent has gone English again. For a while there, on her own channel, it was becoming a bit ‘transatlantic’.
Just saying.
Vegtables?
I can watch Molly recite tongue twisters just as happily as I watch her read random news. I guess this means that when the 10 DVD set “Molly reads the Yellow Pages from A to Z” comes out, I’ll by it too :P
LOL! HER SHORT FILM SAYS, and i quote
“Vegetables are for whimps”
-pic of molly sort of zombie-ish-
“eat like a champion”
it lasts all of 1 frame =D and i caught it =D coz im @#$%ing pro =D
I do declare.
LoL i caught it to nice pic molly
what the hell was that pupposed to be
it’s at 2:44 if anyone wants to know
I caught the frame yes on my 4th try
I think it was sabotage…
Subliminal imagery.
Bastard molly
i caught it too
hi! molly u’ve got nice vids, creating unique awareness..keep it on!
Molly, or what Asian people call Raddish (muli), you have too fat breasts. Minimize your obesity. What’s your bra size? Get it sewn on order?