The Cake is NOT a Lie

Molly discusses star wars, classical music, portal, and more. Assets: Tbilisi Rock Festvial, “Aquarium at Tbilisi”, Regan, Regan with Flags, Reagan at Empire Speech, Vader Imperial March Music, Regan’s Star Wars, Regan Star Wars Stamp, Star Wars Trailer, No Loitering, LoudSpeaker, Man with Loudspeakers, Loudspeakers, Classical Music Kid, Waiting, Bored at school, UK map, siren 1, siren 2, siren 3, riot police, riot, unruly students, sleeping students, sleeping students 2, Derby, Yellow Spotted Bell Frog 2, Yellow Spotted Bell Frog story, Yellow Spotted Bell Frog, Hopkin’s Green Frog, Hopkin’s beanie baby, Green frog, Steam Portal press release, Portal Challenge 18, Portal cover, Portal cake, Portal game stills, Laser Defense Concept, soviet officals, Tbilisi rock festival 2


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  • hedonist27 says:

    Love the ending, tho woefully sad.

  • getgad777 says:

    my mate wrote that 200 times on his desk :S

  • ToniSkit says:

    i saw the cake it isn´t a lie...

    i hope portal 2 is more complex but at the same time more map-free if ya get what i mean

  • Jontman42 says:

    First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

  • StringsCrusader says:

    ohhhh you are cute.

  • senorfatso says:

    Portal=best sport ever

  • 7Voo says:

    was nicht hier ?

  • DONPRONK says:

    molly is one of them!
    th cake IS a lie!!

  • tinytab says:

    molly you are a filthy little lier. aww, im just lying

  • KnuckleBallz says:


  • Blah13lah says:

    Lol i love this show! O sad end!

  • SirKnobofCheese says:

    Those teenagers having to listen to classical music have got it easy.When I was a teenager we had to listen to the spice girls

  • scootosan says:

    freddie mercury 0:25 ahahah and now N. korea is the new evil empire

  • lexthegoose says:

    you say relaxin the best!:)

  • TheReasonWhyGuy says:


  • Glumglufs says:


  • getgad777 says:

    face palm

  • Rugbyheadbanger says:

    no, molly, it is a lie

  • theneonfire says:

    Molly, I don't know why the classical music should be seen as a punishment, nothing makes me more GLaD than a bit of Bach when I'm chillaxing with the homies.
    Reppin' North-West saiide of the UK :D

  • hmfvunit says:

    xD nice hehe!!! i never knew russia allowed rock until 1990s ..

  • ELRingoFa says:

    *begins hysteric to cry*

  • Unagodd says:

    Even with poor video quality - STILL CUTE AS HELL.

  • EyeOnTheTV says:


  • hahappe says:

    the cake cant be a lie D:

  • mtganimemiikefan says:

    molly your awesome

  • 2muchwatching says:

    russia rock music woo.

    i think?

  • virus1244 says:

    Molly you are awesome

  • technologywontsaveus says:

    Great video, cute Molly - there's not better way starting a new week!

  • garrythegeld says:

    PORTAL 2 will be godly.

  • psib93 says:

    I love what valve does with thier games and advertising!

  • ChanielDan says:

    you get that little bit nuttier with each vid Molly.

  • PESHybrid says:

    I love you too..

  • OniLink977 says:


  • imbadwrench says:

    Thanks Molly, you brighten my day again.

  • SoCalAtheist says:

    A Clock Work Orange anyone?

  • PorkyBot07 says:

    2:03 HNNNGH that was adorable ;_;

  • theitmoo1 says:

    @065237315 fail its in a hiden room

  • 065237315 says:

    @theitmoo1 LOL from the internet can NEVER take a joke. why do i try to be funny.

  • weskate93 says:

    Ha. Poor classical music.
    That part was like something out of Orwell's 1984..

  • keewa says:

    Hooray for Derby!
    You are awesome as always Molly

  • samuraisharp3 says:

    200th vote XD

  • LfunkeyA says:


  • RaptorTechSource says:

    I made that damn cake, I loved it so.

  • christiangoth84 says:

    This was a triumph.

  • ZonaX says:

    She amazes me every time

  • Deism says:

    Poor TY baby. T_T I pray for his safty.

  • ViLeDeth says:

    Bring that ass to my lap.

  • crayonsaregreat says:

    Haha. They play classical music at a petrol station near me, to deter the chavs. It's reasonably effective.

  • tf2godlikespy says:

    @christiangoth84 im making a note here

  • IHeartMySnes says:


    Hungarian Dance no. 5 ftw

  • pinkpuppyball says:

    molly is funnier every time :D

  • enragedlemur says:

    it was great until 3:12

  • RomeoCo says:

    Associating punishment with classical music, some one smells real world Clock Work Orange a brewing.

  • zozey1231 says:


  • jordanthewizard says:

    yes it is

  • jordanthewizard says:

    Could you play some Bach instead?

  • Max10192 says:

    oh molly.....ur so pretty.

  • Lan1324 says:

    I saw the title and immediately knew what was the topic. I can't wait! Well, actually, I can but...
    I love classical music! I want to be over there now!

  • PontoonWorldChampion says:

    WOW I'm from Derby, and I guess I'm the only person who is watching this who is from Derby... I didn't go to West Park school. But mention of a school in Derby does excite me somewhat

  • antiwhoknows says:

    Thunderbolt 1003=classical music? AWESOME! I love classical now!

  • antiwhoknows says:

    Pretty awesome classical music, huh?

  • JONATHANgoober says:


  • yoshypoo says:

    your so cute molly

  • NimbusFilms says:


  • SamTheToyRobot says:

    I'd be the only kid enjoying the classical music.

  • skollll says:

    Where is Ellie Rountree ?

  • Tomorer says:

    Its not CAKE the musical is it ?

  • srh1502 says:

    You cut your hair!

    In chase you didn't notice.
    I'm from Stavanger, I am unable to avoid saying obvious stuff like that.

  • scootsie119 says:

    if u skip sleep eveyother day it will only be 146 sleeps till xmas. YESSSS now its even closer

  • OrphanPaper says:

    parting is such sweet sorrow, and in that parting,, your end sweet sorrow

  • HiJaayD says:

    no! the cake is a fucking lie!!!!!!!!11

  • tarbuck77 says:

    Hi Molly, I wouldn't mind getting past the iron curtains between your legs.

  • irnbruguy says:

    Molly <3

  • redrevellinfusion says:

    Molly I love your performance. You are upbeat, funny, and interesting :)

  • anonymouswillnotstop says:

    happy b-day. mines during the holiday season soooooo. w00t!!!

  • ThePureawesomness says:

    @ThePhildalegend my dads birthday is today too!

  • masteralaric says:

    Molly, you're awesome!
    And I loved the ending... So funny and cute! XD

  • edgehaedjr says:

    Molly makes everyday just that much better.

    Happy birthday. It's my nieces birthday too.

  • ThePureawesomness says:

    lol great way to end a video

  • edgehaedjr says:

    You gave it your all today. Good show!... ? xD

  • TheToppon says:


  • freespace21 says:

    yay star wars!

    and it's such a shame that the likes of Mozart and Beethoven are being considered punishment. those British kids should get their shit together and appreciate classical music.

  • 2muchwatching says:

    cake = virtual = physically a lie

  • DefinitelyNotNoah says:


  • nubraskan says:

    I love you

  • citizenkong says:

    I love you Molly!

  • TheMegaJet says:

    I have been waiting for ages for a portal reference! THANK YOU!

  • NicktheNet says:

    HEY, I love you Molly, but let's just get things straight here. The Force is NOT Totalitarinism or Hypocrisy! GOT IT?! ;P

  • billyhkc says:

    i hate you

  • TheMegaJet says:

    Fish Shaped Ethyl Benzene, Fish shaped crackers, Fish Shaped candies, solid waste, shaped like fish!

  • Tanru2000 says:

    Large loudspeakers blasting classical music across Britain... hmm shades of V for Vendetta anyone?

  • piratecheese13 says:

    can i haz naw plz

  • venom326 says:

    Ty molly good as always, lame ending though xD

  • diablo275754867862 says:

    great episode!

  • IWannabeJew says:

    Being adorable doesn't make your attempts to revise history any more credible.

    Were you even in existence during the Reagan years, Molly? The media (surely commie-influenced) called it "Star Wars". Those who knew called it "S.D.I.", the "Strategic DEFENSE Initiative."

    I suppose you think that the SU-25 and the VSS Vintorez were party favors?

    Of course, weak little England, unable to defend itself, would see itself as being in the middle of a power struggle. (See Kate Bush's "Breathing".)

  • Nannirk says:

    I don't understand the concept of loitering.
    Why is it a problem that kids hang out outside?

  • JoeDull says:

    Molly for the epic win.

  • arakitai says:

    Dude, chill the hell out! She is about cuteness, not historical accuracy.

  • blades392 says:


  • rtothepandj says:

    lol "weak little england"
    say that to the SAS

  • lbirrueta says:

    blah blah blah

  • rexplosi0n says:

    HUZZAH! Portal 2 is coming :D

  • 310BPM says:

    Tbilisi is pronounced "Bill-ee-see".

  • RedCat0006 says:

    about classical music being used as punishment: didnt they see Clockwork Orange?

  • fooflyz says:

    Newport bus station has louldspeakers playing classical music. So you can be stabbed to a soundtrack

  • NwZ2 says:

    you LIE Molly!

    haha, I just had to.

  • IWannabeJew says:

    I've been a die-hard fan of the SAS since the Reagan years; since seeing "The Final Option"/"Who Dares Wins".

    Surely you don't think the SAS could take on the whole Communist Bloc! Maybe you've heard of Spetsnaz?

    I wasn't suggesting that beautiful England is weak because its people are weak. (I know they're not.) I was suggesting it is weak because it is little.

  • falconpunch10 says:

    try saying that to our military... far more equipped and way better trained than americas unorginised bullet fest, still using that 50 year old M16 are we?

  • IWannabeJew says:

    That was clever.

  • crusadah says:

    i think im in love

  • Pendragondnd says:

    molly is a lie

  • IWannabeJew says:

    Well, she's definitely got cuteness down, in spades.

  • IWannabeJew says:

    Yeah, you just have to love the hypocrisy of frying millions of Soviets with our "Star Wars" Golden Eye.

    And America has a place just like Siberia, to which we exile our political dissidents. We call it San Francisco. I hear it gets cold there in the Winter! (Muppets)

    *pulls ear to initiate mental flush*

  • SargeWX says:

    Woo! Portal is (offically) coming back!

  • tomsonuy says:

    Molly you are talking too much. Gosh! But ok girl I can still have sex with you.

  • ShadowStar1224 says:

    You know Molly, even though it has been three years, it takes less time to say spoiler warning than to refuse to apologize and say you had three years.

    I guess you're just a bitch.

  • kcaz64 says:

    u mad?

  • mini14tx1 says:

    The Soviet Union was the Evil Empire, just ask the Ukrainians, East Germans, Hungarians, Poles, Lithuanians, Estonians, Latvians, Belorussians, Yugoslavians, Czechoslaovakians, Romanians, Bulgarians, Afghans, Fins, and Russians who are old enough to remember living in it and being ruled by the Soviets.

  • CakeFullOfLies says:

    The Cake is a Lie shit is getting old, Im going to change my name. Every nerd in the world just killed this awesome game.

  • JixMa says:

    LOL! Molly's a natural for Shakespeare.

  • OmegaGraham says:

    Good job!

  • TheOvitsky says:

    you do realize that people would watch molly even if she didn't talk.
    actually she might get even more hits (magabon?)

  • Cagebreaker21 says:

    Molly, will you please marry me, I will seriously kill someone to be with you, im not even joking

  • slayuh3 says:

    It wasnt that long.

  • mini14tx1 says:

    Classical music is considered punishment because listening to it requires you to exercise your brain and think creatively. Unfortunately for some people that would be seen as asking too much of them.

  • karadan100 says:

    Molly for president.

  • clouddyl says:

    Play Portal, you'll understand. It's an awesome game too^^

  • icemeltall says:

    that was ... beautifu ... <3 * with teary eyes *

  • sbtech01 says:

    shows what them faggots know. I like classical music.

    MWAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm gonna loiter to luchesi.. and eh.. I dunno... masturbate to mozart or something.

  • vinny4man says:

    @Cagebreaker21 cuz we all know ladies go for the crazy psycho type lol.....

  • Centrophy says:

    Anyone else think of a Clockwork Orange when Molly spoke about classical music? I think it's pretty messed up that they're associated classical music as a negative reinforcement.

    Government workers... ruining things you may love since election.

  • Flaremancer says:

    I can't wait to loiter to Bach

  • tanker58p says:

    so good!

  • TheNewYorkPete says:

    lol wtf?!?

  • kylarsk says:

    God you're awesome, Molly. Love your work!

  • CaFPhantom11 says:

    The cake is a lie
    The cake is a lie
    The cake is a lie
    The cake is a lie
    The cake is a lie
    The cake is a lie

  • OcarinaOfTime554 says:

    PORTAL 2.

  • Duirward says:

    why is she so cute!!! :3

  • jldkrank says:

    Hahaha, in sports! The video game Portal!

  • PA16803 says:

    Molly the Dolly

  • Ottawa3453 says:

    You are so theatrical Molls :D

  • kailindorian says:

    I must be addickted to Molly. Great vids, Rocketboom!

  • SethOlson1992 says:

    beware the ides of March

  • Pretztailfan95 says:

    Can someone explain to me how "The cake is a lie" came from Portal? O_o

  • Lanceleoghauni says:

    It's written on the wall on one of the levels.

  • NoseEverything says:

    re: 1:37
    My thoughts exactly

  • drmaxxtreme says:

    because in a test chamber the wall says th cake is a lie many times and in the game you are promised a cake at the end but you almost get killed

  • Leobons says:

    @Pretztailfan95 MisinformationBOOM I guess

  • Paul20041 says:

    Lmao they are playing classical music now ?. Not heard it anywhere in Scotland yet so i guess it must be down south, what a waste of time. I wonder how long its gonna take em to hack it and put some rock on :D

  • videomissionary says:

    Molly is so adorable that it hurts!

  • geniusintheory says:

    PORTAL 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • andreous7 says:

    Truly Shakespearian Molly :-)

  • Kimcee4younme says:

    425? That's... my area code.

  • Nogli says:

    I've heard it. I live in Portsmouth in the UK, and go to South Downs College. They have installed speakers around in places where the student shouldn't loiter. I'm a music student, so I couldn't care less about it. But it works a charm.

    But this video was very strangely timed, because today was the first time it affected me. I had to wait outside an office to see a lecturer and had to listen to Adagio for Strings twice in a row, which isn't fun as great as the piece is.

  • hardworker424 says:


  • bulbinking says:


  • ai4281 says:

    Molly's so cute... she's mai future waifu :)

  • FersotJ says:

    the name gave this video 5 stars. I havent even seen it yet. Im just telling you this now.

  • MomentOfZen52483 says:

    I love this girl. I still believe the cake is a lie, though. Metaphorically of course.

  • vrfl says:

    I agree, got to love that fat woman

  • Polvowrong says:


  • RawrRobbie says:

    No, you're gay.

  • TrancePants78 says:

    so, governments now play classical music to "calm the youth". More like to distract the youth from acting against the governments wicked ways!!!

  • bacesz says:

    Tbilisi is now Georgia, then Soviet Union

  • iTeets says:

    I don't see why teachers care so much if students do well in school or not. Whether their student fails or passes, they still get paid.

    But then again, the better the students do, the better the teachers as well as the school and that student and their family looks better. Hmm.

  • BillsFan716 says:

    Believe it or not some people care about how people do and want them to succeed. For some people money isn't everything. You should be more like them.

  • roflschofel says:

    Evil empire is an excellent RATM album.

  • Nicoyutub says:

    she's so cute in this one

  • sippitysipsap says:

    Absolutely pitch perfect in every way, Molly.

  • xoxoIhateyouxoxo says:

    lol she's so cute.

  • VhMetalx says:

    she looks hawt.

  • iAMsoBEAST1 says:


  • greycolumbus says:

    I want to see Molly flap her arms around.

  • Dr3wProductions says:

    i hate this chick

  • lars517 says:

    Mozart = punishment? does not compute...*head blows up*

    lol, classical music FTW!!!!!

  • WhitePresents says:

    ya know the song in the credit for this game?
    whats it called?

  • WhitePresents says:

    im talking about portal,yes

  • quosmo1 says:

    shes cute :)

  • derekcolman says:

    @Dr3wProductions That makes 2 of you. The rest of us love Molly.

  • moosekaw says:


  • caca50000 says:

    then don't watch her videos

  • ahuachapan2 says:

    @Dr3wProductions Are you gay?

  • DarkKnightBob1o1 says:

    God she gets more amazingly fuckable every time I watch this. Girls got talent

  • RegalHeaper523 says:

    @WhitePresents Still Alive.

  • singhisking01 says:

    molly's side turn pose FTW...i think that shud be her signature pose whenever she does or says something awesome!

  • LEEeunyoung16 says:

    you didn't mention anything about international women's day :P

  • IlikegtaCZ says:

    I was Just Playing Portal :/

  • kravmaga99 says:

    Still alive

  • vincentsclone says:

    This was a Triumph~
    I'm making a note here. Huge success!
    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction~.
    Aperture science.
    We do what we must, because we can.
    For the good of all of us,
    Except the ones who are dead.

  • IlikegtaCZ says:

    But there's nosense crying on every mistake...

  • WhitePresents says:

    ah thank you!

  • Ryujin713 says:

    Blaring classical music would make me loiter MORE.

  • ThePironik says:

    Hay, why did you not mention steam is coming to Mac. Ok it's taken how long? but it's coming. On a brighter note we had hail the size of lemons in Melbourne over the week end it was crazy!

  • ephraimfludd says:

    it seems to me the UK is actively TRYING to make A Clockwork Orange, I'm sure some ASBO toting tot just got a passion for Beethoven and the govt is waiting for him to get some droogs and break the law so they can trot out the Ludovico Technique.

  • HeatedDeath94 says:

    I agree with you. Haha I love Classical music! I'd probably hang out at the blasting speakers all the time =)

  • Ben says:

    Molly, did you just try to morally equate a piece of political hyperbole in a Presidential speech to seven decades of Soviet repression?

  • Firster says:


  • Ozfactors says:

    Dear Molly RocketBoobs,

    OK. Now that you're done with your dramatic rant (I'm not really sure what that was all supposed to be about, actually)
    do with cue the Mozart Musak now? Or, it is OK to just drift off into a Reaganesque slumber of mindless evil mongering?
    Whichever, your drama classes are paying off, finally. (Oh, and nice profile view of your frontage, too...Very thematic!)

    Keep up the good work, Deary! I just KNOW you'll become famous some day!

  • PhoenixPlaneswalker says:

    For the good of all of us... except the ones who are dead.

  • vincymm5 says:

    i think i like this girl...
    just sayin.

  • HeyRadialMoon says:

    Leave it to those wacky brits to make the Ludovico treatment a public works project! Yikes!

  • Gerhabio says:

    You try too hard, Molly. But it works for the internets.

  • gusoropeza says:

    @gerhabio. FUCK YOU! Molly is the best and she's soooo hot! I love you molly!

  • shinkeidei says:

    potal 2 is true...yet the cake IS still a lie...

  • eveningniteshade says:

    She can't be cute AND smart. So what if she can't pronouce some words properly or makes factual errors.

    Would you rather an ugly smart chick??
    I think not.

  • RoseinVice says:

    ... what's wrong with her?

  • Michael Frans says:

    I'm so happy for the Yellow Spotted Bell Frog. Fight the power honey bunches.

  • murrymurrymurrymurry says:

    that was an ok ep :)

  • formless777 says:

    Molly's pronunciation is fine, she's speaking the Queen's English, not Ameribortion English.

  • kwarius says:

    molly, my grandfathers age people was listen beatles in 1960s and beatles was very popular in soviet union, just outside of the country people didn't image what happening inside soviets borders ) (p.s. reigan is idiot :) )

  • OrbisFerrum says:

    face + palm + peek = epic finale

  • droote says:

    Molly saying "Star Wars" made me come.

  • Tzuky says:

    So were there any big music festivals during that time?

  • httprover says:

    Portal sounds cool.


  • Realjhad says:

    i want yer babies. NOW WOMEN
    happy womens day

  • graphBoy says:

    She's probably the best newswoman ever. Cuz I pretty much always watch rocketboom when it's here.

  • bandgeekmike says:

    1:37 FTW!

  • bandgeekmike says:

    That's a Washington (State) phone number @ 2:47.

  • Stufftough says:

    @bandgeekmike why?

  • MikeyTSH says:

    Reagan is most certainly NOT an idiot and deserves far more credit for his good actions in the Cold War - history is definitely going to look on him kindly.

  • SirPwn4lot says:

    @MikeyTSH Are you kidding? He almost got us all killed. You don't go up against a nuclear power by provoking them. With a little resentment the Soviets could have easily said "Well if we can't have it no one can".

    Not only that, Reagan was an idiot with respect to the war on drugs. He spent about $30 billion on his useless prohibition (Not adjusted for CPI)

    He actually said that "Scientists" (Must be the Creation Scientists ;)) think Pot is the most dangerous drug

    He's an idiot.

  • TF2Medic says:

    is it me or does Molly at 1:36 look different then the Molly at 1:45?

  • scotty0 says:

    The cake is a lie!

    p.s. Molly is so pretty

  • zaintkb says:

    the best news women ever. Always cheers me up. love the way you are just yourself molly and dont try too fit any norm 4 girls. molly ftw.

  • dhylla42 says:

    Is the cake some kind of a band?

  • Stego says:

    I miss so Reagan. He was a humble leader.

  • Themadhorse says:

    Its not.

  • Soren015 says:

    Did you intentionally neglect to mention that 8th of March 2010 is the 100th Anniversary of International Womens day?
    I mean, given that you mentioned so many other "march 8th"-related things ?

  • EdwardMesenchyme says:

    <3 <3

  • 4K4K1K0 says:

    she didn't get to grow up in the new world AKA god's own country

  • 4K4K1K0 says:

    You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

  • beng993 says:

    i watched just because of the portal reference. and fit girl

  • kamilfreeman says:

    The cake is a pie!

  • CatalinPopandaul30 says:

    Fail @ shakespear

  • JohnsHouseofFun says:

    "This was a triumph"

  • combatwombat7 says:

    The only problem is..... I love classical music.

  • maxyliano says:

    Oh, Molly you're so nice :P love the accent, really.

  • Maldark404 says:

    Fail @ Shakespeare

  • S4BR4K says:

    Molly Facepalm at 3:19

    Thank you Internet.

  • eraq07 says:

    in sports? lol okay

  • RockinSi says:

    Someone got lucky last night.

  • Stripdancer100 says:

    Could anyone please tell me an end of the last utterance?
    "It is truly thee that I..."?
    Woe? Warned? Want?

  • shuttledik says:

    Don't H8. Star Wars saved your life. Both of 'em.

  • aestevalis0 says:


  • Starlord1999 says:

    Seriously.. if Molly replaced that buttaface chick on G4's Attack of the Show, I'd actually WATCH lT!! Because Molly is better.. and not full of herself. Yay Molly!

  • musicmac00 says:

    No shit, sherlock.

  • ShadowStar1224 says:

    I've beaten the game, but that's beside the point. What's up with people ruining things for others anyway?

  • fishwish9 says:

    i live in the uk - not hearing any classical music though...

  • Stripdancer100 says:

    Could you please tell me what's the last word of the last Molly's utterance?
    "It is truly thee that I..."
    'm worth of?
    Wrote? Warned? Woe? Want?

  • Stripdancer100 says:

    Wore off? Warned off? Ward off?

  • snylekkie says:

    that I woe of

  • xXDeathTechXx says:

    i have her dress in orange!!

  • bandgeekmike says:

    Because she is right.

  • Stripdancer100 says:

    thanks! :-)

  • cammameil says:

    She's saying "oh sad end, it is truly thee that I woe of"

  • hubertfable says:

    molly's job is so easy...
    she just sits and talks there while i stare at her...

  • Baltican says:

    WTF!? Thiblisi is in Georgia.
    No, not in the US.
    Soviet union, yes. Russia, no.

  • 1acroyear1 says:

    Is it just me or is Molly looking especially hot here today?

    She must have met someone.

  • GodWillem says:

    It is just you, she always look especially hot and beautiful! =D

  • OkNowImWatching says:

    I liked that 90 degree turn, nice profile yo! :-)

  • kcaz64 says:

    I don't even get it, what's the spoiler? She says the cake is not a lie, but it is. She doesn't even say a spoiler.

  • BrokenBjartur says:

    Molly. Captivating as always.

  • missburn says:

    @cammameil What does "woe" mean?
    Haha, the end is so funny. Molly should be an actress.

  • Unsuperior says:

    there really was a cake in the end, you dint see it along with the arewsome song? xP

  • Gunmaster900 says:

    The cake is not a lie, because at the end you see a cake
    The cake is a lie, because the whole way thru the game GLaDoS says stuff about the cake, on the last level it has a picture of a cake, then she says the cake is in the fire...if you stay, you lose...if you leave, you lose the cake, after that you have to go thru the WHOLE of aputer (can't spell it :@) science, then you steal GLaDoS's cake.

  • JohnTheEncyklopedia says:

    i think im gonna get 1000 thumbs down...
    this video was posted on my b-day, yay!1!!eleven

  • biorevolver123765 says:

    thumbs up :D

  • mmoviefan7 says:

    the cake is a lie, don't believe her

  • kilikman says:

    @Gunmaster900 APATURE SCIENCE

  • kcaz64 says:

    It was a lie though. You can't actually get the cake, they kill you.

    Or did you not play the entire rest of the game?

  • cascas2284 says:

    OH molly, you make these videos much more enjoyable.

  • jakobfannar007 says:

    11 sucks

  • elijahbam says:

    she is beautiful anyway

  • jordanthewizard says:

    I know the cake isn't a lie, I had it for my birthday last year.

  • WalkViking says:

    The reason you didn't get cake was because you didn't assume the correct party escort submission position.

  • BlameTheFirst says:

    Normally, Molly, I like your videos, but one star for attacking Regan.

    So what if he called Soviet Russia an evil empire? It WAS an evil empire! And the missle defense system was a way to defend us from it, though it didn't work out so well.

  • TheJillers says:

    I guess it's technically a cake... it's in cake form... but I don't know if I want to be eating any of GLADoS's cakes, considering the ingredients.

  • ChaosmanOne says:

    Ronald Reagan was (is?) The Emperor *and I sure hope he doesn't see this because I don't wanna get zapped by all that blue lightning stuff*

  • Me, me, me says:

    Molly's off her meds today...

  • tyler73074 says:

    @kilikman it's aperture, moron.

  • Cubicleboy04 says:

    I love listening to a bit of the ol' Ludwig Van...

  • PsychedelicVideos says:

    0:11 those tits will be mine someday..

  • mdiem says:

    and engaging in a bit of the ol' ultraviolence?

  • Cubicleboy04 says:

    Right after a hearty breakfast of eggy weggs an' long ticks o' toast! =-D

  • GirlMuscle001 says:

    cute outfit Molly :)

  • NiichiFTW says:


  • IlikegtaCZ says:

    When the science gets done...

  • laom20 says:

    1:43, that's just what I was thinking -__-... Stupid brits...

  • sumptng says:

    ...and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive?

  • tarnishedmercury says:

    ...that was kinda weird

  • elrince89 says:


  • pyromaniacchica says:

    i liked it

  • 4deeb says:

    Molly you are trying too hard to act cute.
    Please don't.

  • supercheetah says:

    Molly, you are hilarious! And cute!

  • najtrows says:

    @sumptng I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

  • Bunitj says:

    I love her......

  • Fitchman says:

    Oh! More reports on Russia please. All in all a very good report :))

  • trondy89 says:

    *FACEPALM* loved the end xD

  • IlikegtaCZ says:

    And tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire, ad they burn it hurt because I was so happy for you...

  • Birdboy029 says:

    Hilarious: sooo many lol's in this video. :D

  • whatyouguysmissed says:

    oops.... drattman is supposed to be dratmann...there are two underlined Ns not Ts.


  • Cherinbrook says:


  • MeginaNashton says:

    Now these points of Data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta and releasing on time! So I'm Glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned...

  • TheHellBound666 says:

    great video's, very entertaining and informative

  • thesongskater says:

    HAHA awesome!!!!

  • EdgarDirby says:

    1:37 Thank you!!

  • IlikegtaCZ says:

    ...for the people who are still alive.

  • Rich says:

    The Molly Money Shot is at 0:11.

  • theflorgeormix says:

    heart the Ronald Reagan inclusion

  • 670Kiester says:

    ahh damn a pretty girl can still make me watch something that's not really my scene, i need to get more discipline from somewhere

  • wispaintstyle says:

    The UK needs more anarchy.

  • Fintinobrien says:

    Molly your map is all wrong, Ireland should be at the centre of the world

  • FluffyBunniesOnFire says:

    Using classical music as punishment... isn't that the Clockwork Orange treatment?

  • TheEventHorizon8 says:

    does anyone know the song at 1:14?

  • xxxgochikkubaraxxx says:

    At 1:14, wtf is that song? It's bothering the crap out me. Anyone know?

  • MaxNuclear says:

    Five stars for dramatics.

  • woodrailking says:

    Hungarian Dance No. 5 by Brahms.

  • Daddiode says:

    Pie FTW

  • MacGyverinSpace says:

    There really was a cake...
    Holy SHIT. 2:38 IT SPELLS DR. FREEMAN!!!!!!

  • MacGyverinSpace says:

    I wish.

  • Gunmaster900 says:


  • Gunmaster900 says:

    WHY DO I HAVE A -1 :@

  • piratecheese13 says:

    @MacGyverinSpace theres no f in drattmanhOnee srry also there is no h in dr. freeman

  • edwardnr17 says:

    Why does no one bring up SM64 when talking about FAKE cakes!? I mean, princess peach states something like "WHY DONT YOU COME TO MY CASTLE? I HAVE BAKED A CAKE FOR YOU" but when you show up, there is no cake! >:(

  • Gortrok says:

    She is so weird, but so cool :D

  • theclinger says:

    The cake is a lie.

  • Danne23456 says:

    Oh so tooooooo late.

  • ch00b7 says:

    she's saying the cake isn't a lie because she works for GLaDoS!
    don't believe her even though she's so freakin' hot!

  • TheMissingNoMaster says:

    The fuck you talking about?
    She IS Glados!

  • ch00b7 says:

    now i get it!
    her operating system was destroyed in portal 1 so she took on her genetic lifeform.

    genetic lifeform = molly.


  • MacGyverinSpace says:

    @piratecheese13 Sorry there's no serious in my comment.

  • LebnulKirec says:

    PORTAL 2!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!! For the record, I haven't even gotten to 0:30 yet.

  • Ashanmaril says:

    I think it was dratmann honee. Not dratman honee. There were 2 n's in the first paragraph.

  • libradosevens says:

    molly!,....will you marry meeeeeee??????? lol

  • MrCrazykid31 says:

    You are so pretty!Will you go out with me?

  • Paldasan says:

    BBS' aren't that old. I was logging into them in highschool... nearly 20 years ago.

  • Paldasan says:

    @missburn lmgtfy: define woe

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