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everyone is only going to send molly images of their penises.
Molly is relevant to my interest.
Can I send a marriage proposal?
@DGC019 You know it won’t happen.
@DGC019 That probably won’t stop the “first” trolls
first
We all want to fuck Molly
So how do I use RSS to follow twitter?
Ever since they changed their authentication system I practically abandoned twitter as the RSS stopped working.
@unknownshadow1993 @KingChimp100 yea…
Molly’s bangs are growing back out, good. She looks better this way.
Is it just me or were Molly’s mannerisms very Joanne like today.
I like plunging and gaping necklines on sweaters
Yay! The map is back!!
@Threeloh being a sleazy nerd leaving pathetic comments like this is the reason no one will ever “boom your rocket” VIRGIN ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
Generic comment about my dick being in need of attention.
@olmatenightfox find some porn and get over it.
Why do you hate trees so much? Did they hurt you? If they did you just let me know, I have some lighter fluid an I will burn those fuckers down.
the internet is so friggin sexist
best thumbnail ever
I want to tell Molly a story about how I fucked her in the pooper.
Surprised you didn’t mention Reddit. That is where I get most of my ‘cool’ stuff.
For the youtube commenters and to keep reddit happy I will add the following disclaimer REDDIT IS FULL OF VIRUSES! I AM SERIOUS DON’T VISIT IT.
That should be okay.
Dem Rocketboom biatches ain’t gettin’ nuthin’ offa me. Dassa fact, sho’ nuff. Amen.
Molly, thank you for saying twenty eleven instead of two thousand eleven
molly’s getting chubby
shell get sooo much spam and Memes that are really old.
I guess 1 out of 1000 mails contains OC from 2010
Oh my gosh everyone shut up about Mollys breasts or whatever. Give her some dignity and actually talk about what shes saying.
thngs that bother me…guys posting really really BAD sexual comments about Molly, really now would you say things IRL to girls you meet? I highly doubt it. And 2 people saying Molly is getting fat….for real?! She’s a size 8 at best! She’s a normal healthy size.
Molly you keep me amused with your cuteness. Looking forward to another year of Rocketboom!
@Threeloh Pfff….
@Corrinrr You make me feel guilty for even being a guy
And I didn’t even do anything 
So you guys lost your researchers?
@Corrinrr Guys do not express their interest in girls poetically any more, especially with a certain online anonymity. They’re simply very blunt. Molly should take those comments as compliments.
That being said, molly is both very hot and cute.
She sure likes to bob her head…
@olmatenightfox Thanks for pointing that out, I couldn’t tell by my hetrosexuality and the other thousands of comments saying how hot she is.
why is it that i read that title about 4 times as “tell you how to lie to me”
@theonlysweetloverr WHY !, u jealous no one is talking about your BREAST or whatever. MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY, I Want to hold and squeeze those beasts ! !
How can 2 people dislike Molly? D :
@JPiiiX >.> You have some problems friend.
@Corrinrr SHUT UR LEZBO AZZ. Noone CARES, fanGirls SHOULD JUST SHHH, CAUSE WE’RE SPAMMING MOLLY’S BREAST FTW ! !
All you people need help. Serious mental help…
wow, these comments have gone downhill… fast.
looking forward to see some awesome news:)
Molly should do “Playboy.”
molly!!!…. *internet hugs*… …
bruise, molly, the twitterverse demands pictures of the bruise from today’s shoot.
molly is so cute =)
I’m gonna send her a mail… Where I say how much I love her.
Was there ever a “Know Your Meme” episode on Meme Molly? Does Meme Molly even qualify as a meme or just a self-proclaimed meme?
Know Your Molly.
i would soooooooooooo hit it…
Can I join your sex cult?
Just… keep up with reddit and you’ll find news for sure
Molly is trying! She tries to be the way she is and it tickles me… I really liked the clip of the man doing the moonwalk being pushed by a vehicle–it made my freaking day.
why did i subscribed her?? oh ya sex
Yeah, I can’t see everyone sending her hardcore porn and asking if she’s “interested” XD
poor girl
molly ^^ i did not undestand a word you said =)
your just so amazingly beautyful =)
Where’s Waldo?
A glimpse at the script from tomorrow’s video:
“Hello and good Wednesday, January 5th, two-thousand and eleven — I’m Molly, and this is Rocketboom! After yesterday’s broadcast, I received an overwhelming flood of emails from our male viewers. The subject they unanimously want me to discuss? Pictures of their genitals.”
RSS Feeds are the best. rss 4 lyfe
stop breaking the glass paper molly we don’t have enough in the budget to by any more
1. Molly marry me! 2. Molly is gaining weight. 3. 307th! 4. I suscribed to Rocketboom just to see Molly! 5. Rocketboom NYC sucks! 6. Molly looks better with no make up. 7. I like Molly’s haircut! 8. I’m surprized no comments about Molly’s boobs. 9. Boobs! / Cleavage! 10. Molly go to the kitchen! 11. Molly’s losing her accent! 12. <3 13. Molly stop wasting paper! 14. Molly speaks so fast I couldn’t understand a word 15. Molly pls stop sitting in front of Australia Any suggestion for 16?
@Threeloh hahahaah
@Pirusiandres – You’ve posted that reply before. A suggestion for number 16? Get a life.
And hat will I get for doing all of that?
“Hi, I’m Molly and my boobs bounce every time I move”
found waldo
@johnnytastetest I’m just trying to save time. Rather than having a 100 comments about Molly I just sumarize everything in one standar message; copy and paste.
@theonlysweetloverr fuck that.
Sex
now the regular A4 papers she’s throwing are made out of glass too?!
@Pirusiandres I love how you ask Molly to marry you, and then right after you tell her she’s gaining weight. Smooooth
I LOVE YOU MOLLY
molly the hottest
god damn people, we all know she’s good looking. find something else worthwhile to comment about.
@maksphoto78
I wouldn’t call it a bounce, more an enticing jiggle.
check this video, you will not be disappointed,
youtube.com/watch?v=wD7M5ccRYE8
@KrankieV2
Exactly.
@JPiiiX
My breast? I don’t have just one breast. Well guess what? She doesn’t want you to, or even, she doesn’t want to know you. So shut up.
I like bog snorkelling. You should check dat out, Molly.
did she just told us to lurk moar?
@Pirusiandres 16. shut the fuck up!
gotta stop buying the glass paper
slow news day huh?
Molly, will you marry me? ;D
I’ll keep an eye out for cool stuff for you guys.
Surprised you didn’t mention reddit, reddit is #1, easily. And there are subreddits for everything.
Molly id fuck you like an alien!
5000 birds dying in Arkansas
akjhflskdjhfsd
Molly came to my life!!
Thats all that matters…
Molly dressed as a candy cane… [insert obvious innuendo]
Damn, I thought “Tell You How To Tell Me” was a new meme …
@Punisheryo You need a girl friend
But but you are my source for news stories…
@theonlysweetloverr well she doesnt want to know your lezbo azz too, so u stfu. dike.
The problem with this idea is that none of these pervs watch RB for the news, they watch it to fap to molly -.-
THANK YOU for saying “twenty-eleven” instead of “two thousand eleven” or heaven forbid “two thousand AND eleven.” It drives me crazy that so many people say one of the latter two!
@maksphoto78 why the fuck is that the only thing you freaks pay attention to?
@BloodyInsane you’d hit anything half female.
i know what’s going to happen. molly’s going to leave youtube and you sexist sickos are going to be wondering why.
@gaura U jelly?
@KrankieV2 That’s not likely to happen. Have you ever heard a builder yell at a pretty girl:
“Hey baby! You’re intelligent, articulate and have important things to say!”
molly is awesome. molly is cute. molly is smart. molly looks amazing. rocketboom is funny. rocketboom is informational. rocketboom is awesome.
@gameguru42392 Better believe it!
Twenty-Eleven – 5 syllables
.
Two Thousand ( and ) Eleven – 6 ( 7) syllables
funny thing is, in my language we say “Two thousand eleven” with 5 syllables
Can Molly read all the news for all the news channels, everywhere? And if it’s a slow news day, she can just read nutritional labels. I’ll tune in.
You’re relevent to my interests, Molly.
Running out of ideas? Let me become Durham uni correspondent for Rocketboom then!
Its amazing! It doesn’t matter WHAT she’s saying. I’m just plain happy after I watch it
i want her to be in some porn..
@gameguru42392 I’d like to make known that I do not watch Rocketboom to fap to Molly. I watch it because I’m a nerd that like science.
@KrankieV2 i want too fuck her personality. hard.
@Corrinrr Gabriel’s Internet Dickwad Theory: normal person+audience+complete anonymity=complete dickwad.
it’s the internet… people have and will always make dumb comments. might as well get over it now people.
@uncachable good for you dude. good for you. good to see someone has some kind of brain on this website -,-
Everyones comments on this video are about other peoples comments none of which pretain to the video.O_O
horizontal stripes should always be a no.
@27feathers if your fat
@Corrinrr The only thing worse than pages of 13-year olds asking for nudes of Molly is people who get the top-rated comment that draws more attention to them.
whats the song?!
@runekey
I agree with you. Also, they’re trying to be some kind of a white knight, expecting Molly to see their “heroical” and “gallant” acts.
come on, you guys. you know the majority of Youtube is made up of 13 year old trolls who happen to come out when they see a pretty girl on their screen (or if an ugly one comes up instantly whip out the good ol’ “women in the kitchen”…jokes) or to create stupid console wars that no with a life cares about.
All we can do is ignore them….
Major yay for Axis of Awesome at 0:29 You can’t go wrong with a friggin’ bird plane.
@Yakita60 Shut up and make me a sandwich! Naw, in all seriousness I totally agree with you. Nice work.
@Yakita60 Agreed!
@KrankieV2 you mean like yourself?
@Yakita60 but the women in the kitchen jokes are so funny… i mean if you dont take them seriously… just like any other good joke
@Corrinrr why would you even get angry at the first place for a girl who does not care about you and you are trying your effort to defend for her, bad idea.
ZZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzz
nice one rocketboom! make us do the work for you!!!!!
um..
OMG I GOT MOLLYS EMAIL
Molly looks like my Ex Kimberly
tell us how fluoride is dumbing down our nation
Blank Paper!!!!!
It just occured to me (as I watched Molly once again fling the papers) that I keep having deja vu watching Daily News of old Saturday Night Live news segments… Hmmm. Maybe there is nothing new under the sun. I recall some pontificator of television history that all comedy routines are only variations on “I Love Lucy” episodes… And then there is the laziness of “encores”. C’mon now – it’s easy enough to scroll back through the easily accessible archives to find all that stuff to rewatch if you are bored enough.
@TheSlyFox16 lol thats true when someone adds an ORIGINAL twist to them, they are freakin hilarious!! unfortunately this is rare on the Youtube. So…it usually becomes dry and irritating -__-
@apehodet I know you want to get throat fucked by a black person but i know ur racist u sent me that disgusting PM last night. What I can do though is setup a CreamPie in the ass through a glory hole. I won’t tell u it’s a black person it may be but it may be not just don’t Look back while he’s fucking u kk
you’re asking for it molly with this one
@Yakita60 you got me there… your right about it on youtube… especially on Molly’s videos.. it gets creepy really quick when you scroll through the comments lol
Molly is relevant to my interests
“Just sayin’
”
love that part =)
Molly is so fuckin gorgeous raaaAaaaaaaaaaarrr penis rage!!!!
love you molly!!, just sayin
Talk about, how the goverment says, they will help and refinance your home. But they are putting people on the street. Foreclosure rates are on the rise. We the people. Deserve some voice. Gather all of the facts and maybe you will make Fox News.
lol @ ‘perverts’ vs ‘perverts pretending not to be perverts to impress molly’ comment wars
True Roger Fedderer is pretty outstanding.
wow you did not think that email thing through. do you even read the comments? in five hours the inbox shall say over 9000 and only 1 of them will be it a story for you to read out
i’m unsubscribing
@AndNoted Also, I managed to get a bit higher rank on SC2 in the 1v1 ladder, do you care? No.
@KrankieV2 You’re very beautiful.
what happened to the other ppl…. i miss them
Came here anticipating coverage of the deceased blackbirds and drumfish.
Ah well, still, Molly is always a good thing.
How about Molly, you tell us the story of how you got knocked up?
(You *are* pregnant, right?)
awww molly cute accent is fading little by little
but damn is she ever easy on the eyes
someday. . i will come up with the perfect comment and molly will see it. . and then she will track me down and ask me to marry her. . at first i will play hard to get and say stuff like “WHOA. slow down Molly. This is way too fast for me. . ” GOOBS!!
You’re telling me I can tell Molly what to tell me?
yeah theres nothing else to say but that SHE IS SO CUTEEEEEE
@jennysupports Am sure u r the only one missing others when molly is here lol
lol mememolly is so adorable she makes me a pervert!
@MaywitherDragon – I have a feeling you’re a pervert from way back.
is she english ? or hawaian? or irish…wth..if any1 knows please tell me. its driving me insane!
Molly is my heroin. I’m fixed for a few hours now. But I’ll be back for more.
@KrankieV2
Good looking? Was that an insult? She is fant… awe… beau.. dazzl… *sigh* The fitting word hasn’t been invented yet to describe her.
lol, i love the axis of awesome.
Yesterday someone told me the world is going to end 8 days before my birthday. You could do a story about that.
@joen0411 I feel your pain, it’s one day before I turn 20
@jennysupports Yes i miss them too.
@KrankieV2 How is she THAT good looking? these people must have “missed out” a lot in their lives.
@KrankieV2 ……… Man she Hot!!!!!
Here’s a story. Something we can also do a study on.
Molly Obsession.
@d3st88 She’s a drug? or did you mean heroine?
Thanks Molly
Bet she has no idea whats shes saying..
@KrankieV2 SHE HAD A CLEAVER! AHHHHHHHH!
this one time, i found a dead rat but i didnt taste that good and now i have bad poopee.
0:56….let me guess money right?
LOL! Now they think they can trick us into sending them our memes directly! They don’t even have to lurk the chans anymore!
@okemes26
It’d have to be independently done, so Ellie would have to do it. That would cause jelly, though.
@Owlleen
“Fix” indicates drug.
@loopstheloop
She was a few months ago, but she got an abortion.
Or so the rumors go.
@tipttt
DURRRR
>implying any porn girls = the quality of Molly.
Can I spam it with gay porn now?
@RogueBlueJay
Fuck you commie scum.
@MystikIncarnate
The comments were never good.
@gameguru42392
I’d hit anything with a pulse.
@gameguru42392
She is the only person on the screen, dumbwit.
@KrankieV2
You jelly.
Do I even have to tell you to do a story about the birds dropping dead.
ok Molly but I think I speak about everyone here when I say we prefer to say it to you in person…… so give us your number and we will contact you
GOOD Finally.. we have TITS … Nice to see you Molly
Love ya.. Always..
I still wanna bang like Two Epileptic Rabbits with hiccups ..
Great eyes eh!
i love you Molly!
@WilAzzamEdison.
Best comment ever.
Tell ye a tall tale !
just saying,
ROFLOLMAO, oh Molly~
Now I can send some intriguing news for MAWLLY FROM RAWKETBEWM
Molly, you just broke an unwritten rule of Tumblr.
Never mention Tumblr on any other website.
Damn! I just broke it too!
@ftwsmp GODDDAAAAMMNNN
@marianislikesocool She did it first!
@ftwsmp tumblr didnt make that rule about tumblr….. newfag
@Kattenslilla CONGRATULATIONS! I’m happy to hear you’re moving up in the rankings. Keep up the good work and never give up!
What was the video where Molly points to Australia?
@AndNoted Goo, means there’s moar of Molly for us!
@maksphoto78 fin, i hop ur heppy
Girl emaillll…. /Scott Pilgrim.
@f00db01 That’s why it’s called “unwritten,” moron.
@GmasterRED what?
I want to put my huge throbbing boner in mollys wet pussy NOW
@3Royce Thats becuase youre a faggot son.
I LOVE YOU MOLLYY!!
@okemes26 atleast somebody agrees with me
I wonder how creeped-out Molly is by all of you.
watch?v=j8OmfnjGajo
Just sayin ;P
@boxmour1 She’s british-canadian and moved to NYC several years ago to host rocketboom. Her blog spells it out.
I am Regwah on Yahoo Answers & Flickr, I post new photos most days but I don’t know if they’re Molly worthy.
I be’s wonderin’. Does any laydeez ever watch Molly’s videos? Dat’s all I be’s askin’.
I mostly use RSS feeds (and a hell lot of them) to get informed of new/awesome stuff. But I occasionally also get it from Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr/YouTube (in addition to my Tumblr and YouTube RSS feeds).
If it is interesting enough I post it on Tumblr, sometimes also on Twitter – and my Tweets are then posted on Facebook.
how many emails of peoples junk is molly going to get??
the ploblem is you think aids and no aid.do it !everyday!
if you look up there is again the moon.
That email adress is going to get so spamed by horny mail
A glimpse at the script from tomorrow’s video:
“Hello and good Wednesday, January 5th, two-thousand and eleven — I’m Molly, and this is Rocketboom! After yesterday’s broadcast, I received an overwhelming flood of emails from our male viewers. The subject they unanimously want me to discuss? Pictures of their genitals.”
@Iced1992 the rule is written… but not by tumblr. also newfag -_-
I like to think of Molly as a British version of Robin from How I Met Your Mother, hah hah
molly is relative to my interests
much nicer hair in this vid
What about Reddit?
Crowdsourcing your work? Interesting.
How ’bout Digg
I think you should talk about the fact that we’re running out of free IP ranges in about 40 days, and IPv6 is still poorly implemented.
I saw her boobs jiggle.
I totally thought she dissed Digg by not mentioning them.
Slow News Day huh….
send it on in …lol she knows ’bout youse boys out dere!
@sefspam LOL, I was thinking the same thing.
I dislike the way a British person says the date using the American format. Sad I know.
never knew a piece of paper can break glass
Australian flooding,
It was so quiet in the Rocketboom office, you could have heard a mouse pissing on velvet.
“This video is most popular with:
Gender Age
Male 25-34
Male 18-24
Male 13-17″
Hmm.
Do epiphanies count as news?
talk about the parts of the healthcare overhaul in america that went into effect on 1/1/2011
remember how we once hated molly?
whoa! i didnt even notice that she gained weight! she still looks good though
Molly ~ you should cover the Grey Label technology that Polaroid + Gaga have discussed.
but i depend on rocketboom daily as my main news source.
@TehLunaScamander that’s because we love Molly
I love you Molly <3
I don’t know why, but I would love to have you as a sister
Subscribed. I didn’t know there were good looking people from the UK ???
wut the he**
@Pirusiandres 16. Molly is perfect / the beauty itself.
Wow… If that catching of knife was not a reverse action, that was EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! Molly, please don’t do this anymore!
Hm, something that is “outstanding, unique, important, amzing and awesome.” Can only be Molly. <3
she should do porn!!!!
@GmasterRED Good point. Touche stranger…. touche.
AXIS OF AWESOME!! YEAH!! 0:30
molly hast to many friends requests on facebook…some1 make a fan page