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first but no one cares
This might be good time to invest in real estate in Dubai.
Sorry, can’t afford a postcard.
…but has the real estate market really hit rock bottom (Dubai residents, please excuse the pun)? It looks like it will continue to fall for a while.
Crikey!! What time did you get up today?!
Actually I checked last night & I was the first to comment.
They’ll behead you if they catch you with a doobie.
They have some discrete liquor stores in back allies. Maybe some anisette could be found therein.
Like the guy said “would that be an abu doobie or a regular doobie”? cracked me up! but bro, I loose my head every time I spark a fatty.
I think it’s a yabadaba dubai doobie endorsed by Fred himself…or was it Barney.
The Doobie Brothers could do a benefit concert.
…for the Doobie Growers Association of America
/ook finished your sentence for ya.
http://mrdoob.com Beware, this flash pages wants your webcam and mic.
“Do let us know how you’re fairing, and “…. what? I could not understand the last phrase.
“… or wear sunscreen”
“… oh, and wear sunscreen.”
If I had the money I would not exactly want to be a tourist there. Throwing people in jail for adultery is absurd and makes them a medieaval country with a bit of technology bolted on.
when did my the red in you tube turn green?
I live here, and it’s indeed a mess. However, I’m in the area of teaching, and there are still plenty of schools doing fine, so as long as I keep working for locals and in government schools, I’ll be ok. Not sure how the International schools are going to fare, however. Time will tell.
At 12:00AM central time, for St. Patrick’s day.
Wow, you actually ARE first. :o
i live in bahrain its a little island on top of dubai were doing fine
OH EM GEE I CANT BELIEVE IT
lol
Somebody had rated this down, but that’s not fair, he has a point. Inability to keep up with the global standard for what is considered to be normal law and having according punishments will make you look like a bunch of cavemen.
Considering of how other countries ware doing I think the united states is doing pretty well.
dude, the united states are the fucking REASON for this mess. how can you say that? are you dumb or something?
Are*
Quite a tight string of facts, RB. I can spare myself to go into the links, and this is a good thing for the sake of my time. However, I enjoyed more the class of last week on the financial crisis, but I suppose that was a top.
i do not feel sorry for dubai’s clitizens.
in fact it sounds quite comforting
I think the united states are doing pretty well, considering how other countries are doing*
Had to, dont hate me :P
is a abu doobie the same as a regular doobie.
Love people with a sense of humor! lol
Joanne, will you marry me?
You’re on her list.
dubai had a very ambitious plan which has been halted due to the recession which is expected bcos its all made with borrowed money from banks . law is very simple you cant pay two installments you go to jail. how the hell can you repay from prison, i have no clue. this really sucks.
great video, as always
POSTCARD :D
Well. Gawsh. You make us sound like we’re suffering enormously :P Iuno, prices have been going up and all, but Dubai Mall, largest mall in the world still launched, and I do believe Dubai Metro will still be launching in November.
Sure, things are kind of harsh, but I think Dubai can still kind of say ” Not My Recession ” :P
Just sayin’. Maybe I’m totally stupid.
seriously ALL the malls are empty now..and thts saying something when talking about dubai….
Very interesting.
Hey, what’s up with St. Patrick’s day!?
Joanna you make my ROCKET GO BOOM! Great video ; I had no clue Dubai was that rich.
that would be weird if they built all these gigantic amazing buildings and no-one could afford to live in them and they were all just abandoned…
FUCK DUBAI
Delicious news cast.
“If you’re in Dubai watching this…” - fat chance given that YouTube (as well as every other social site) is blocked by the censors.
It happens all the time in all respectable capitalist countries.
Ah, Dubai, where the worst elements of the 21st and 7th centuries smash into each other and crawl right up your, um….
There is a reason Halliburton, which began in Oklahoma and moved to Houston when the sharpies got their hooks into it, has now moved there. The uber-sharpies, like our vice president, eat plain old sharpies for lunch. (Preferably alive and screaming.)
I guess I’m one of those spoiled westerners who will never, ever stand (or have to) for a mullah shaking his finger in my face and telling me I’m ungodly. (That goes for the mullahs who call themselves neocons too.)
Here’s an idea: Let’s take up a collection and buy one of those condos. We can hold meetings of the I Hate Youtubers club there.
Tax the rich.
dubai is my favorite city. damn it economies! is nothing sacred? haha
how they treat their indian workforce is a disgrace…i’ve been lucky/unlucky enough to witness these conditions first hand. There is not enough publicitiy about this! But i’m glad rocketboom touched on this!
I live in Dubai and I run my business and the business is so realy bad. I donot see any sign of recovery in near future. we get enquiries from our regular clients but nothing gets confirmed. Now even the enquiries have died down. Donno wats installed for the future.. :(
Kam has some really sexy green plants for sale that would turn any uber-sharpie into your best friend. Meaning your business would take off like a rocket. An ubai dubai rocket.
Spartan - thanks for the Rocket Sauce!
Except…. they aren’t blocked!
As soon as their oil runs out economy in dubai will die
Just as I was about to take my billions and retire to a palm-tree shaped artificial island in Dubai :(
She makes the latest news so much more watchable! Ohh, I like it.
FUCK DUBAI…!!!! oh did I say that already. Well once is not enough. FUCK THEM ROYALLY.
i was never a big fan of the whole thing. i’d even be mildly glad to see it go down. still, poor those workers.
You mean AIG isn’t setting up headquarters in Dubai? I mean they just
gave 73 execs $1 million a piece as a BONUS. That’s 73 new condos
at going rates. Who says business is bad in DoobieLand.
“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s
greed.”
- Mahatma Gandhi
The skyscraper picture above the clouds at 0:29 reminds me of Tower of Babel. I wonder why…
Those guys in Abu dhabi are worth $10 million each and they just wear normal tee-shirts? They must be frugal or something.
I’ll even wear a RB t-shirt for 10 million ;)
Or the local economy makes t-shirts cost $100 thousand a piece.
Either way, those cheap bastards!
Such an interesting city. It was based on an economic view that sees growth as good and -inevitable.- People like Rob Hopkins of “Transition Movement” fame would say that in a time of powerdown, we should look forward to the future as a shrinking world, with less intercontinental travel, money flow, and globalization in other senses. I hope the city realizes it needs to take this perspective into account if it is to survive (one of many possible paths).
I dislike Dubai; they are too obulent. They deserve it.
Try opulent but you could be standing on your head!
bullshit…i live in Dubai and work here…things are being exaggerated..
of course the city is affected by the downturn but its much better than anywhere else…
Hey, what about Scooby Doobie? What will happen to his plush Dubai doghouse?
original dubai citizens get 15000 dollars a month, just because they are citizens.
Wow, you all have some interesting ideas about this place. Good vid, but some misinformation. We’ll be just fine here. No one escapes this economic downturn…especially a city so invested in the well-being of other countries. The pendulum will swing back again.
Not that bad here you guys, there’s a reason its called a global downturn. Lots of issues, and lots of positive attempts to start looking at them. Yes, they could be quicker and more transparent. So could many governments. The housing bubble had to burst, and the departure of the blaggers who were here for a quick buck is going to do this city no harm at all.
Ridiculous, and it has destroyed the USA, Look at the economies of northern Europe; Lowest crime, the freest, the wealthiest, many Swedes have 2 homes, shorest working hours, best health services and education.
It is also the happeist society and has survived the crash unscathed.
the nast states are the ones in which a rich ruling elite dominates politics, protected by propaganda and no tax.
tax makes a society educated and fair.
your brand of politics is AKA fascism.
wake up.
Thanks to US Federal Reserve Bank that smartly reduced interbank interest rate to just 1%.
Yes Sweden is so wonderful =) That’s Y U have the highest suicide rate in the world (true). I don’t know what your trip is, but it’s fascinating someone can B so dense as 2 actually believe taxation is the path 2 happiness. I have a better idea - send your $ 2 ME, & I will spend it 4 U even better! (I prpmise =)
I just checked the statistics, you are BSing ,
Suicide rate in Sweden is below average.
Fact is that Sweden has the highest taxes in the world, has done for ages.
It makes America look like a slum. Even your politics is dominated by corporations who want to pay no tax.
They make you pay and beg that they are let off.
makes you rather stupid, got health insurance?
low crime?
a free hiqh quality education?
nope, you live in the American sweat shop shit hole, blow job your boss politics
You lost the argument, Sweden is many times wealthier, because your free market is rubbish.
you have the higest prison population on the plante, the nastiest laws, the most crime, massive poverty, extremely expensive education and health care, nasty police, no social services, ghettos, segregatin, brutality and ignorance.. with so much propaganda that you have no opinions.
and you call that better?
hahahaha
grow up, you been conned, no tax means no education, they want you to be a sweat shop.
U R correct! =) I just checked the W.H.O., & IF they R not lying, the top 10 by sex, 4 males it’s: Lithuania, Belarus, Russia, Kazakhstan, Sri Lanka, Hungary, Slovenia, Latvia, Ukraine, & Estonia.
4 females it’s: Sri Lanka, China, Korea, Japan, Hong Kong (WTF W/the Chinese girls?), Lithuania (Eastern Europe again - big surprise - NOT! =), Guyana, Belgium, Hungary, Slovenia (where Trump’s wife is from… hmmm)
Regardless, what U R doin’ is called ‘post hoc fallacy’. Look it up, U U-Tard =))
BTW, I dunno’ WTF W/yer’ America-bashing, but U R picking the wrong areas. Mock us 4 our murder, not our economy, because (honestly) I don’t C it. I live in a nice beach town, 2 cars & a house, & am unaffected by the economic ‘crisis’. Hell yesterday I bought a bunch of cabbage for 10 cents a pound! Now that’s my kinda’ ‘crisis’ HAHA Tastes good W/lentils (60 cents a pound here)
Enjoy your dykes & self-haters there in Sweden. ‘thepiratebay do torg’ is kewl tho’
Exactly, none of the modern economies of Northern Europe in your stats. No Sweden or Norway, why don’t you compare yourself to Namibia, that has the same pattern of education as the USA; islands of excellence surrounded by a sea of ignorance.
Northern Europe is the most equal place on Earth these days, with smallest difference between rich and poor. this makes it the wealthiest and most flexible society around. very able to keep up with changes in the market. Unlike the US it is safe and free.
Well good for you and your cabbages, let us hope they don’t end up costing you your life when you get mugged on the way to the grocery store.
be careful to avoid huge areas of your towns on the way there, and also have a nice conversation about the filthy air, prison system, trashed economy and pigs in the police at the store.
profit is not wealth, you have been crippled intellectually into thinking that chopping down forests or shutting schools to make profit is wealth, it’s the opposite.
The thing is Deathrape2000, I know where you are coming from, but consider that in 1968 there was a revolution in Paris, De Gaul fled. followed by an election and galleries built.
the crazies want us to fight, in truth we need to see the benefits of both.
Market is dynamic and innovates but it needs standards and direction. What matters is QUALITY of democracy and openness.
High tax is a free collective of wills if it is used well; where it should be, on making society housed, healthy and wise.
Wow, U R so insane. The WHO is an American NWO arm (how ironic U mock an American org. while simultaneously praising it as an authority 4 stats HAHA)
Um - well I jsut scan yer’ crapola - but there is no crime here. Sure, there R junk areas in every nation. Try being a crook here & U won’t last long. Hell I got bunch of cop cars surround me just 4 taking off my shirt in the cold while walking (checking if I was on drugs HAHA), or carrying a short umbrella (2 C if it was a gun) etc.
What matters 2 me is how hot the chix R, & if there is kewl music n’ stuff 2 go C. Taxes & bla bla - I really don’t care. I’m thinking of moving 2 Turkey, but maybe Lebanon (some really hot chix there if U dunno’ - yes, ‘white’ ones). There is no income tax in Lebanon - Y they bomb ‘em so much (When Israel does something, it’s really America - Isra-hell is just a front). They don’t pay their extortion (tax) 2 the Vatican/anglo mafia machine! NOOO! “Evil terrorist state! (Like Saddam HAHA)
BTW: The background image on my U-Tube page is an Egyptian chick - example 4 ya’. Cute! =)
We were talking about the health policy of the states themselves. WHO is an international body which does a lot of good work, it is however skewed and distorted by the interests of large corporations; bribes.
The corporations corrupt public and international bodies, the corrupt politicians are very open about it, they are the conservative pro business lobby.
The actual problem is that the free market is not magic.
it is a price finding mechanism, it leads to unwanted trash and destruction.
Interesting. If they want to get more money they will have to cheapen their price of oil. They can’t increase it since no one will buy in comparison of their competitors.
Dubai will realize it’s a bad idea to grow fast.
Don’t ask me about your friend in your background, I am one of those people who thinks everyone can be beautiful, when they discover themselves to be a part of the whole, it even goes some way to describing my politics, that evil is one part harming another, like a man sawing off his own arm for a meal.
the indivisibility of existence, it’s perfection as a living growing form behaving rationally seems to be such a natural idea.
Everyone is divided with their dogmas. that is all they do; divide.
News flash: N E thing with ‘world’ in the title is just a front 4 NWO, which is (of course) backed up by American business & military, & a sizeable portion of the profits of which R funneled through queenie & such over across the pond.
I suppose the U.N. is ‘international’ 2 ‘cuz it has ‘nations’ in the title? It’s just an arm 4 imperialism - 1 of the missions of which is 2 disarm ‘world citizens’ while we sell weapons 2 their puppet dictators. It’s multi-tier stuff.
ROFL @ ‘everyone is beautiful’. U talk like a lard bag :)) U R fat + ugly yes? She’s not my friend - just an example of a pretty Arab girl. It’s a good time 2 go Arab, as their price has gone down. Contrary 2 the propaganda, Arabs like white people - Y they all wanna’ come live in Europe & America & stuff. Maybe get ya’self 1 there in Sweden? - or maybe a harem? HAHA
& they don’t fuk around like white chix, who’s goal in life is generally 2 just steal guy’s property & avoid motherhood.
As you ask, I am actually very fit, everybody likes me, although few have any concept of what love means.
And I happen to prefer women to girls, on account of the fact that they have education, self assurance, good ideas and know how to cook exotic meals better; they put less lard in.
And yup, contrary to propaganda most people get along fine given half a chance, it is psychos and bigots who sow the hate, however nicely their religions and dogmas dress it up - they create an ‘unworthy’ category.
So have we started a “Get Joanna Out Of The Dubai Pokey” fund for breaking their law???
Who’s been poking our Joanne? We want details.
U talk like a fag - typical Canadian granola. Stopped reading your ant9-beauty rant @ ‘girls’, as if it’s a bad word OMFG HAHA =)
Here’s my bet - O’Bomb-A will call 4 attacks on Iran within 3 years, after the wonderful American C.(.A. & Air force nukes Dallas, 2 pretend ‘evil muzzies’ did it. Perhaps they will claim it was ‘Terrorists from Dubai!’ - or maybe that’s phase 3, I dunno’. Seems the Saudi R the only 1’s with the sense 2 buy American, instead of others who think they can keep it.
Of course, I am just guessing on Dallas =)) U know “insert U.S. city here” thing. U know, keep things ‘fair & balanced’ (as 1 might say on Fox Jews) - the mob hits the big apple, then the bread basket - spread the joy! Get everybody onboard the ‘War On Evil’ gravy train…
dubai ..will be a hindu or christian state in 20 years time ..then will be able to drink …
The dinosaurs are kicking, but shot through the head way back, when the US fleet sailed back to Iraq.
Weakness in the economy was obvious, Rumsfeld’s ‘Grand illusion’ looked crumby.
It is insane to fund any economy on missiles and war.
The USSR lost the cold war FIRST. now the USA must restructure and lose it’s military complex creeps too.
40% US military budget is ‘black’ = military industry and jobs.
The USA could be world leader in green/bio tech. and sustainable growth.
\†/\†/\†/\†/\†/\†/\†/\†/ to Jesus forever
U R so ungreatful! Here we Americans R doing the dirty work 4 your queenie, & all U do is poop on us . U hurt my FEEELINGS! =(
& don’t try & pretend U aren’t in on the game. Hell Oz even has a union jack on their flag, let alone the language & system!
U should B thanking us 4 all the glorious theft & extortion (war) we do @ your bidding! Show some gratitude. How do U think U get all that cheap junk? Someone’s gotta’ force them 2 use our WORTHLESS dollar BILLS (pounds, etc.) =)
go out to the clubs, deathrape2000 or whatever you’re called. commenting under an intelligent youtube video won’t get you what you want.
perhaps a much better place for you. can’t say much about the stranded foreign workers.
I don’t go 2 clubs. Chix hit on me walkin’ around. It’s easy when yer’ hot like MEEE! =D WTF does that have 2 do with the Middle East? Oh let me guess - U R trying 2 mock my praise of Arab women? Well good 4 U! No, U don’t want ‘em - nooo, stay away (more 4 MEEE! :)) They’re all fat & ugly - eeew! No pretty ones - no, they all look like Osama! HAHA
Um, well I like U-Tube, ’specially Rocketboom, No Reservations & other travel vids, & 4 music vids. Get bent, U wank.
OMG Yer’ profile says U have a cat & a Macbook. Can U say ‘ghay’? So what U do there in France? Spend yer’ weekends shoving replicas of the Eiffel Tower up yer’ ass?? HAHAHA (I can say these things - I am part French! Oui Oui! =)
First, your name is Death Rape 2000… stfu…
Second, in addition to being horribly informed you can’t type.
Stop supporting people who take human rights as a trivial matter (yes, I understand most countries do at least in private).
In addition to not commenting on things you don’t understand, stop exposing yourself to more than 2 people at a time (no INTERWEBZ 4 joo).
Joanne is the most amazing woman ever. I will marry her.
Go on W/yer’ KTM (Kill-The-Messenger) crap. Everything I say is true & U know it.
Go check out Australia. Lots of chix like her there. She reminds me of an X-fiance from there =) (she didn’t like kids, but @ least managed 2 knock her up) WTF W/white chix & their hatred of family? NOBODY CARES what U make or do - just pound ‘em out & worship us men like the gods we R! =8^D
We will send you a bag full of shit
It’s good to aim high in life!
I was in Dubai in ‘04 it was nice back then
I live in Dubai, and the recession has hit here. But for the people who continue to live here it keeps on getting better.
There’s now alot less traffic, much cheaper housing. In fact i like it alot more now.
lol, disregard that… just flee while you still can :D
I’m a local citizen of Dubai,
and despite all the negativity that floats in the media regarding the recession, I can still see a light at the end of the tunnel.
P.S: Joanne, post cards are for tourists.
Sorry I couldn’t get you any
wtf y u put a jew flag up?
the prince is muslim not jewish
im not saying i dont like jewish ppl cause im musim
but i wouldnt put a jewish flag if the prince was muslim
he can sue u for alot of money…..just saying
It’s amazing, some news like this I wouldn’t normally find interesting, but…..once again, rocketboom somehow makes it interesting!
jealous much…? Jealousy is a destructive emotion, id hate to be a friend of yours.
i live in dubai
LOL, If you want more money , you’re suppost to let the Jews IN to your country.
I know ex-pats who’ve been in Dubai for 10 years and are now happy to have just left as the construction boom has really taken a bad turn. Dubai may have a skyline of half-finished skyscrapers for a long time to come. I feel sorry for all the Asian migrant workers though, stuck in Dubai with little or no wages, less work and no way to get home.
1. Look at your profile name: ‘death’ ‘rape’? seriously? get a life
2. you must have spent an hour responding to all the comments on this page, again, get a life if you’re only going to be negative to make yourself feel better
Not jealous, but oberservative (and I meant to type opulent, not obulent, whatever that is.) They could be investing their nation’s wealth in much better ways that would benefit more than a select few such as education, environmental issues, and civil issues. This video explains that Dubai’s focus on building a glittering city for a booming culture that is still yet undeveloped is not a good idea, it collapses in times like these.
71Warrior4Jesus@: Are you real or just another annoying Internet robot?
yes I love Jesus amen
Mmm i doo agree! U are right:D
Jews are going to fuck everybody on the Planet! just Wait & See & be a sheep 4 slaughter :-)
Try and slow down when you narrate as its tedious.
Sunscreen? most of us are to busy earning for that - also Dubai has always been a base for many of us thats why we are now doing business in Saudi/Oman/Qatar
Look them up woman! you will see its BOOMING!
US & UK are f”””d you with the UK soon to be begging for money.
me also!
They dont have a clue!
agreed
Hello Miss. PoisoningTheWellFallacy =) What next, don’t use toilet paper, ‘cuz Hitler did? Everything I say is true & U clowns all know it. Perhaps I should post it again. Yes, indeed I shal =D
BTW: I could care less what some humorless DYKE like U thinx of the facts. Now go take your progesterone, U dead-end child-hating prostitute.
‘WHOA NO!! Dubai delays rat entry 4 several hours - BOMB THEM BOMB THEM! They must lick the poo from jew ass as they murder & rob Arabs next door. How dare they not worship himeys! Hey let’s have a pretty white girl parrot the lies 2 help America swallow it easier :)) Who writes this crap 4 Joanne? This yid prolly’…
Hideous demon chimp blahs ’bout “Boxy” meme thingy:
watch?v=16JutKkzXLU
I’m in Dubai. We certainly aren’t wallowing in self pity, more like a mature realisation of global events. As for sunscreen - people here work too hard to enjoy half of the luxurious pools and playplaces. But recently, a huge week of storms has prevented even the tourists from trying to catch a tan!
Aahh youtube comments, bringing the scum of the Earth to the top like a bubbling pot.
Get a real job bitch…