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97 Comments on Stop Stealing My Mullet

  1. luizrvgo

    great news

    3 years ago  ∞
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  2. eskay2001

    awesome as always!!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  3. Jarody

    no u

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  4. trumpsnuffler

    haha love it

    3 years ago  ∞
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  5. JERRYBOLAK

    very very cool as always

    3 years ago  ∞
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  6. Docthewrench

    DONT TELL HOLLYWOOD about that bottle deal or AL GORE lol

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  7. CalikoKat

    I like your accent … Isnt mullet …ummm corn ??

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  8. il3bood10

    did she say march 65th?

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  9. 1trip711

    lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. spilarinn

    Wrong day

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  11. lawlnova

    sounded like it O.o

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  12. BulldozerNDF

    LOVE HER…
    ACCENT AND ALL!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  13. TEHidi0t

    She fucking scares me.
    SHE IS INVADING MY INTERNETS.
    OLAWDEH

    3 years ago  ∞
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  14. Niaxia

    Haha, now that sure is some sweet camoflauge right there.

    Exellent!

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  15. PistonDriven

    I wanna have your babies, Joanne…

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  16. stephenetienne

    “tschusie” means “bye bye”, so you don’t say it for a greeting

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  17. funkophone

    Conservatives love porn? Wooooah, time paradox!

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  18. tomzicare

    Did she said march 65th lol lol

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  19. HammandClov

    Yeah, big surprise. I think people who are most comfort with sex are less likely to be excessive about it in a secretive manner. But because conservatives repress and repress, it builds up and explodes (no pun intended) on them and they’re all over it and in the nastiest way too.

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  20. NextLifeDK

    Great as always.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  21. sammyboy1234

    i love rocketboom

    3 years ago  ∞
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  22. tctasdf

    that simpsons man was very disturbing.

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  23. OrphanPaper

    another launchpad disaster

    3 years ago  ∞
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  24. ragingsquism

    Joanne you are way cooler than a mullet!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  25. DrinkElectrolytes

    wow, awesome show, cool of youtube to put this in my related videos on the home page

    3 years ago  ∞
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  26. peesemould

    Just what I was going to say…

    3 years ago  ∞
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  27. fallenfromgrace89

    HAHA! Loved it!
    x

    3 years ago  ∞
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  28. amfanman

    Business in bed, party in my pants.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  29. SJamesGray

    Is the last saying an original or no?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  30. sth128

    I love her more every day…

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  31. Jirachi868

    Sesquipedalophobia is the fear of long words
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippidaliophobia is a word they made up to tease and ridicule sesquipedalophobics

    3 years ago  ∞
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  32. Leonardo

    1. US conservatives spend more money with porn, and US “liberals” spend more money hiring professors who make findings on the hypocritical bigotry of the former. Great, at least there is a visible difference between the two here.

    2. On my standards today Joanne is quite a looker. Yesterday reminded me of my aunt.

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. Ook

      You remind me of your aunt.

      3 years ago  ∞
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  33. redrum0127

    great episode! now to get one of those mullet signs…

    3 years ago  ∞
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  34. clarkmt

    intellectual humor FTW!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  35. cr200freak

    i wonder if she’s seeing anyone. i think i’ll go to new york and take her out on a date. She might talk a lot though.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  36. leron

    I prefer to grow things I cannot buy at the store. Like fresh rosemary, say.

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. When Rosemary gets fresh I grow something myself.

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    2. You dudes and your green thumbs ^_^;

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  37. Fellandril

    March 65th, lulz.

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  38. N1kdanbro

    Another brilliant Rocketboom Daily~

    3 years ago  ∞
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  39. holycow818181

    Thank God, I always thought the whole “hippopotomonstro…” thing was a bit stupid.

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  40. Wrong!!!! it’s Marcillus 69.5, 2009.
    Long live bottled water.
    Hurray for theft. Steal everything…just follow the government’s lead.
    It’s: I’m not gonna take IT anymore. Idiot. IT IT IT TIT…..lol…lol….U-tubular bells
    ROFLMAO
    Homer, your family really loves you. They do!
    There is a thin line between genie asses and insanity.
    Just ask Weight Watchers.
    Oh, what a luscious host, she makes my rocket go boom.

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. https://www.web-purchases.com/RHB/PRHBK116/landing.html

      URGENT HEALTH BULLETIN

      Discover why one M.D. says

      ‘I HAVEN’T HAD A GLASS OF WATER IN 20 YEARS… ‘

      And why you don’t have to gulp it down by the gallon either.

      Sure, drinking tons of water is great if you want to raise your stroke risk, bring on kidney failure, and encourage early Alzheimer’s.

      SURPRISED? But that’s just one example of how MASS MEDIA MEDICINE is ruining our health. Next time anyone nags you to sweat, starve or give up your pleasures, turn the tables on them and ask:

      ROTFLMAO!!!!

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      1. Ook

        He is right on the water. No doctor knows where the 8 glass per day myth comes from. More people die of over hydration than hyperhydration by an exponential margin. (Andy Warhol, of recent mention, died of “water intoxication,” resulting from poor post-surgery care.)

        The rest is half truths, anecdotes and opinion in alarming tones with lots of bold face and color followed by a sales pitch.

        I learned to avoid all that when I was a 12-year-old on the streets.

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      2. Ook

        Oh lord :(

        errata: More people die of hyperhydration than dehydration by an exponential margin.

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      3. leron

        Whew. I was confused there for a second.

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  41. Varggorm

    the first time i’ve heard someone besides myself say hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

    3 years ago  ∞
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  42. CasualDaveDotCom

    love how she talks “business in the front, potty in the back” ;)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  43. TetchyTact

    lol
    It’s “business in the front, party in the back”

    3 years ago  ∞
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  44. SalchichaPolaca

    i so love her =3

    3 years ago  ∞
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  45. Tripp393

    every rocketboom episode is delicious!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  46. frankbass1

    I’m also mad as hell… but I guess I’m going to put up with it for a while longer.

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  47. infernelrock117

    it might be because im trippen balls but i didnt under stand a word she just said

    3 years ago  ∞
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  48. Anybody seen this girl?
    REWARD: $1,000,000
    To anyone who gets her to post a comment on RB.***

    ***Must be more than 3 words long to qualify.

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. I seen her b-man

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    2. Ook

      That is a good look for Ellie, sunlight, creased cotton shirt, somebody’s arm.

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  49. meremonkey

    you’re pretty

    3 years ago  ∞
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  50. rpghampsterdude

    march 65th?

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  51. sk8terpoke

    stop talking

    3 years ago  ∞
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  52. Kam

    I thought it was “liquor up front, poker in the rear”!

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. That’s the 2nd Prize. Guess the RB family that used to comment now and then doesn’t give a shit either, so why the fuck should we.

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  53. Leonardo

    On second consideration:

    1. Joanne, your plaster has been a blockbuster. Now something to the left hand (hopefully bloodless and painless).

    2. Early this morning my inbox has been flooded of unwanted notifications from this site because I messed up with the settings of subscription. I think there could be an RB story on people who never read the instructions of a site before using the facilities and learn by trial and error. It could guide to an interesting profiling of users based on cognitive and learning patterns. Lotta wisedom out of it.

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  54. mrtennessen

    Rocketboom, you really should start posting these links in the description.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  55. Alexvideoclip

    Move you head, I can’t see Japan.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  56. Alexvideoclip

    Pretty, smart, with alot of humour, and she does not show off her boobs like %99 of youtubes’s sluts.
    The perfect woman !

    3 years ago  ∞
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  57. pokemonvg

    me too-_-could it be upload with subs pls?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  58. Newton

    Anyone have time to doctor up an image and show Joanne with a Mullet?

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    1. Leonardo

      Just kidding or you have any misgivings like me on some Joanne’s hairdoes?

      (not really true, but the woman it’s too god damn perfect and needs to be teased now and then)

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  59. OneMove33

    painting and poetry are both felt :P

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  61. EPISODE _ ONE

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  62. ROCKETBOOM

    what do you mean?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  63. SabreTooth123

    Keep up the good work! :)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  64. johntylerkerlin

    Victory gardens here we come

    3 years ago  ∞
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  65. Rybot9000

    Nice Network reference.

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  66. dedanoe

    hey Joanne, will you marry me? i doubt you’re single but it’s always best to ask.

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  67. DuralastTurbo

    Go 2 Oz if U want 1 - lots like her down there =)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  68. 44R0Ndin

    anyone else catch the “march the 65th” slip up?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  69. yellowpowwer

    lol all very cleaver

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  70. cheesedude189

    yea lol

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  71. FlyingNifo

    lol, Cleaver. the word is clever, bro.

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  72. YelloFello15

    joann, i love you.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  73. (((rebell.tv))) rulez!
    :-)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  74. spetnaz93

    what was with the guy covered in colorful squares? can i get a link to that?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  75. guirarmadness

    hmmm interesting

    3 years ago  ∞
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  76. AlexanderToonen

    whahaha kk voorschut

    3 years ago  ∞
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  77. I can not believe you guys are still going at it. Cool Deal.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  78. a123a456a123a456a

    you got me, not, fail bitch

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  79. timoketal

    nice pope quote

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  80. bscstudios

    It’s on Lifehacker. ;)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  81. JPGJPEG

    Ouch im too cleaver

    3 years ago  ∞
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  82. standingw0lf

    march 65th, ? anyone else catch that?

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  83. podcastbard

    I understand about bottle water, but it is better then bottle soda, which has a lot of sugar and stuff in it. Now, if soda fountains could be as water fountains then…

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  84. ROCKETBOOM

    are you proposing tap soda? Then we’d only be a few steps away from tap Gatorade predicted by Idiocracy - Mike Judge is the next Nostradamus!

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  85. podcastbard

    I had not known that. I got some more reading to do.

    That could make a good segment on the show. The land of Milk and Gatorade, yes…

    3 years ago  ∞
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    2 years ago  ∞
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