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Joanne, how did you get your owwie? Get better.
http://istherealimit.com/
Prickly people Vs Gooey people
http://www.neticons.net/prickles/
:/ at Joanne’s hand.
Hope you’re quick to heal :)
Maybe Joanne tripped and fell into this weird manhole.
http://www.markus-neidel.de/wayofthesheep.htm
…boo boo…
OK. So maybe Joanne doesn’t want to be the idol of the fans that adore her. Maybe she draws privacy lines at obvious injuries or is tired of talking about it. Maybe she is just embarrassed about whatever happened.
But I am not. On Halloween night I was hit from behind by another bicyclist. I lost balance and went over the handlebars.
I landed on my helmet. Thank the Universe, because the secondary impact broke my right clavicle a rib and tore knee cartilage. I flopped over once to get myself onto the curb.
Thank you to Bonnie who took the initiative to identify herself, tell me she was staying with me until the ambulance arrived and then proceeded to distract me from the pain until then. You are beautiful Bonnie! Really!! It was so great to have you to stare up at from the sidewalk and to hold my helmet so my head was comfortable.
I am recovering well but I still have to sleep sitting up in the recliner at my office. (I can’t get it to the cabin at this time of year.)
So I feel your pain Joanne. :)
Be well soon.
–
freeman
Sorry about your hand. Get well soon!
Cheers,
What you really need is feeds:
is it Christmas?
Woo
what happened to the hands?
This is a Petition To ensure Joanne says “Super Calculator Operator” at least once per episode…
not many views at the moment…
Bedazzling vid.
cute girl
Internal Crocodile alligator
I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
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I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
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I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
Internal Crocodile alligator
I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
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I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
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I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
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I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
ROCKETBOOM RULEZ!!!
Signed
The debate started January 20, 2009. There have been two stated possibilities: Ice slip and fall or a bar fight. Refer to “Solve Puzzles and Read Minds” and search for THXeleven38.
P.S. Shout out to another 38!
Signed
R U real?
In the future, “information demands to be free,” read Singularity Sky.
Joann makes my rocket go boom!
OBAMA will fix verything I have bene promised this
Uh, I also thought for a while if Joanne is some masterpiece of virtual robotics :)
her cheeks are so cute =3
OH MY GOD! I just saw my tweet at 0:54! I’m the cactus with the stache! He he, this is so cool! <3
what happened to your hand are you ok??
I got my credit card hacked the old fashioned way last year: My life partner was buying coffee and the person in line behind her snagged her card numbers. I believe thei used a cell phone camera tio snap a picture of it. They proceeded to buy $1,100 worth of software and some, um, items of a personal nature that were mighty expensive and, I must admit, made me curious about some lifestyle choices I have not made to date.
The IDIOTS also bought a bunch of personalized items from CafePress, which made them incredibly easy to track down.
I think the really smart cyber thieves would do better to charge 75 cents to every card they hack. That way no one goes into shock and rage when they open their statement.
I will refrain from speculating of JC’s injuries, except to say they are consistent with an impact injury, like falling off something or being hit by something. And to say: Some years ago I dumped a bike and ended up with a ton of road rash that no one could see because my clothes covered it, and a little bandage on one hand. For weeks people kept asking me what happened to my hand, when it was my whole right side that ached and ached. I sincerely hope you have not sufered a similar fate, my friend.
oh, wtf there is a person who doesn’t watch RB? and what the hell this person think that there is someone who doesn’t know if watches or not himself? strange. I would denied all these Obamas, Rocketbooms and Internets, its all just only inciting and injuring people like us. And we hate people like us. They too.
no.
A bunch of people who have been Rocketboom fans for a while hate you too.
Don’t you and your 45 semi-literate friends below have anything better to do than form half-sentences designed to show off your self-referential postmodern cynicism?
(I’ll wait while you look up the hard words)
Isn’t there a TV judge show on that you could be watching instead?
Or a mud hole you could try head-swimming in?
first
Her news is sooo cyoot!!! =33
I want to bugger her with my willy.
I am utterly fond of Rocketboom, it’s fun, informative and always worth watching. Thanks again!
P.S. Hate is not appreciated
When truth is free, freedom isn’t real, never was, never will be.
Move to amend, so she says “Super Calculator Operator, I Drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.”
ya struck gold on this one - once again!
Bravo !
zomg istherealimit
NO
that is ownage
Motion to amend “Super Calculator Operator”
to “Super Calculator Operator, I Drive A Chevrolet Movie Theatre”
Verdict: Sustained
Seconded?
Is there any significance to the fact that Joanne has been wearing black for the past several eps? Not that I obsess about how she’s dressed. Really, I don’t.
dot as in “dot” and not “.”
I don’t agree. I only blablad sequence of words, and only thought which was manifestably present while producing word sequence material was silly disagree with that “doIwatchrb” page. So if someone did great work with judging out my comment, and if you did call my comment “neocynism”, I am satisfied… because it is as you all (six people nexesary) step in the shit, and composed an poem because of it ;) Nice. Thanks guys. I love RB.
I am surprised a bit, how rocketboom is decently popular. I supposed it boom goes the dynamite… and it seems we are still very slight audience circle…
This is the petition to ensure Joanne sing with Kraftwerk.
I can´t help but point out:
Joanne, I love you!
i guess not
lol
Both “istherealimit . com”, “ismycomputeron . com”, and “areyouwatchingrocketboom . com” are all registered by RocketBoom. I just checked. The “is my computer on” one is listed on their site, and also returns “NO” for some reason.
The sites “istherealimit . com”, “ismycomputeron . com”, and “areyouwatchingrocketboom . com” are all registered by RocketBoom. I just checked. The “is my computer on” one is listed on their site, and also returns “NO” for some reason.
How’d ya’ mess up yer’ hand? Keep in mind, ppl don’t watch Rocketboom 2 hear ‘the latest news’. We come here 2 watch YOU! :) & Ellie - majestic Ellie… she is my destiny! :D She will B my lurve slave - & we’ll have lots of little Canadians together ~;-) ~:^) ~;-] ~:-p
What Has happen to your hands ?
Hmmm… there was something I wanted to say, but it has slipped out of my mind.
…but it seems to have slipped out of my mind. I’m such a block head.
Lol…
Keep watching the Obama, ignore the man behind the curtain!
Nah, no Ellie. Just Joanne. Love Joanne. Not so much Ellie. But Joanne… WOWZERS!!!!!! She’s da bomb!
i’m commenting on this video right now, but really I’m not because it’s already posted. Depending on when you’re reading, this comment may be hours, day, months, years old. Greetings from the past.
Late! (Saturday now)
Last!
Joanne has a small mouth. Ellie has a big pretty 1 - a mouth U can do things with. Joanne’s also U.K., & they’re all a buncha’ fukin’ fags - hate kids, etc. I bet Joanne & Ellie R X-Modules trolling 4 a career change while humpin’ himeys in Jew York begging 4 a twist up the network screw - the electronic jew =)
Yow I’m a poet!
What happened to casual Friday?
It was there Friday … one of the best from July 12, 2006 - Shoelace tying. By there means when I acess my getjoan it issues a wget http://www.rocketboom.net/video/rb_09_jan_23.mov.
It’s not a riddle but when you copy the http… you will see it.
I don’t if my posting did it … but the url above now points to a new “Friday” ep. If you don’t know the July 21, 2006 (I was wrong above) ep take a look at the archived href=”http://www.rocketboom.com/rb_06_jul_21/
Give us some Casual Friday or else…
I’d rather die, than miss a Casual Friday episode.
Dubito ergo cogito; cogito ergo sum. ~Descartes
why nothing about ghaza
What the fuck are you going on about?
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“Interior” Crocodile Alligator
i’d hit it.
I understand - U R so retarded that U like 2 go around pretending U can’t even READ! WoW - so clever - so ‘emo’. MTV teach U that 1? Now hurry on Mr. Camoflage Shorts Clown 2 yer’ Starbucks, but don’t forget 2 check your ‘Myspace’ B 4 U go!
YOUR brain-dead wigger throwaway line gets ‘+’? You’re an IDIOT! While MY awesome comment gets negs? Obviously Rocketboom fans R mostly imbeciles like U!
“Joanne has a small mouth. Ellie has a big pretty 1 - a mouth U can do things with. Joanne’s also U.K., & they’re all a buncha’ fukin’ fags - hate kids, etc. I bet Joanne & Ellie R X-Modules trolling 4 a career change while humpin’ himeys in Jew York begging 4 a twist up the network screw - the electronic jew =)
Yow I’m a poet!”
I know Y U like this 1 - ‘cuz she’s dressing like a boi again =P
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Ellie and joanne are both the bomb! I also like rocketbooms witty humor, I come here for both those things.
Watch out for Joanne… she may be hot–but don’t fuss with her… she’ll kick your arse! That’s how she broke her hand… layin’ the smack down to some dude who got fresh with her… :)
wow, you’re an idiot.
God I think i’m in love with her lol think she’s up to fall in love with a 20yr old Canadian that just melts at the sound of her accent?
send a link to all your friends
these are quite funny
Bill Bailey - Two Blokes Go Into A Pub
and
Bill Bailey Pub Joke: God Enters a Pub
I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about at the end there
Good 2 C U were willing 2 put in the 30 minutes it takes U 2 figure out how 2 type 4 words :) Tomorrow U will master walking & chewing @ the same time!
Lots of chix like Joanne in Oz. I nearly married 1 - cross ‘tween this chick & ‘Cosmos Gal’ - Aryan scientist, thick accent, brainy, & like all English & Australians - no will 2 live =)
But don’t worry - give N E wench enough orgasms & they beg 4 yer’ goo. Just get out so U aren’t stuck in ‘onsey twosey’ nonsense. Think economy of scale - spread ya’self around 2 maximize yer genetic penetration & ensure optimum evolutionary performance ~;-D
Dear Joanne, YOU ARE hot my love! What to have sex?
thanks :) I am working on it :) … but only when I am sure, that he/she will need such stuffee … chheeerrs
come back to me when you’ve learnt to type properly, i’ll be flying by then.
Go on with your ‘kill-the-messenger’ nonsense. Everything I say is true & U know it.
are you completely sure about that?
if that’s you in your video, I’d definitely hit it. You got that uptown swagger, a bottle of import wine and cheese, then I pull out the Caucasian sausage and your eyes light up.
Of course! =) I am after all, MEEE!
then there’s no point arguing with you at all because you live in your own little world where you seem to be god.
This isn’t an argument, just me stating facts:
“Lots of chix like Joanne in Oz. I nearly married 1 - cross ‘tween this chick & ‘Cosmos Gal’ - Aryan scientist, thick accent, brainy, & like all English & Australians - no will 2 live =)
But don’t worry - give N E wench enough orgasms & they beg 4 yer’ goo. Just get out so U aren’t stuck in ‘onsey twosey’ nonsense. Think economy of scale - spread ya’self around 2 maximize yer genetic penetration & ensure optimum evolutionary performance ~;-D
quoth the president, “Nevermore?”
When I create my first android girl, it will look just like her.
yeah let me know how that goes