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January 22, 2009 • 12:00 pm | Permalink

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  • tycobrahe says:

    Joanne, how did you get your owwie? Get better.

  • b-man says:

    http://istherealimit.com/

  • b-man says:

    Prickly people Vs Gooey people

    http://www.neticons.net/prickles/

  • :/ at Joanne's hand.

    Hope you're quick to heal :)

  • b-man says:

    Maybe Joanne tripped and fell into this weird manhole.

    http://www.markus-neidel.de/wayofthesheep.htm

  • Ook says:

    OK. So maybe Joanne doesn't want to be the idol of the fans that adore her. Maybe she draws privacy lines at obvious injuries or is tired of talking about it. Maybe she is just embarrassed about whatever happened.

    But I am not. On Halloween night I was hit from behind by another bicyclist. I lost balance and went over the handlebars.

    I landed on my helmet. Thank the Universe, because the secondary impact broke my right clavicle a rib and tore knee cartilage. I flopped over once to get myself onto the curb.

    Thank you to Bonnie who took the initiative to identify herself, tell me she was staying with me until the ambulance arrived and then proceeded to distract me from the pain until then. You are beautiful Bonnie! Really!! It was so great to have you to stare up at from the sidewalk and to hold my helmet so my head was comfortable.

    I am recovering well but I still have to sleep sitting up in the recliner at my office. (I can't get it to the cabin at this time of year.)

    So I feel your pain Joanne. :)

    Be well soon.

    --
    freeman

  • vidd says:

    Sorry about your hand. Get well soon!

    Cheers,

  • tigerfox68 says:

    Woo

  • darkwolf38 says:

    what happened to the hands?

  • ffejpsycho says:

    This is a Petition To ensure Joanne says "Super Calculator Operator" at least once per episode...

  • Borderlynx says:

    not many views at the moment...

  • SonomaDave1 says:

    Bedazzling vid.

  • cozmmin17kok says:

    cute girl

  • kjpdqpb says:

    Internal Crocodile alligator
    I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
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  • il3bood10 says:

    ROCKETBOOM RULEZ!!!

  • il3bood10 says:

    Signed

  • THXeleven38 says:

    The debate started January 20, 2009. There have been two stated possibilities: Ice slip and fall or a bar fight. Refer to "Solve Puzzles and Read Minds" and search for THXeleven38.

    P.S. Shout out to another 38!

  • THXeleven38 says:

    Signed

  • arkybarky says:

    R U real?

  • Probewitch says:

    In the future, "information demands to be free," read Singularity Sky.

  • Usurper2012 says:

    Joann makes my rocket go boom!

  • Docthewrench says:

    OBAMA will fix verything I have bene promised this

  • konikula says:

    Uh, I also thought for a while if Joanne is some masterpiece of virtual robotics :)

  • SalchichaPolaca says:

    her cheeks are so cute =3

  • Tanukitsune2 says:

    OH MY GOD! I just saw my tweet at 0:54! I'm the cactus with the stache! He he, this is so cool! <3

  • M4sk3dC4sp3r says:

    what happened to your hand are you ok??

  • Wilfred Knievel says:

    What you really need is feeds:
    is it Christmas?

  • konikula says:

    oh, wtf there is a person who doesn't watch RB? and what the hell this person think that there is someone who doesn't know if watches or not himself? strange. I would denied all these Obamas, Rocketbooms and Internets, its all just only inciting and injuring people like us. And we hate people like us. They too.

  • TickedOffBoomer says:

    A bunch of people who have been Rocketboom fans for a while hate you too.

    Don't you and your 45 semi-literate friends below have anything better to do than form half-sentences designed to show off your self-referential postmodern cynicism?

    (I'll wait while you look up the hard words)

    Isn't there a TV judge show on that you could be watching instead?

    Or a mud hole you could try head-swimming in?

  • Pyr0clasam says:

    first

  • leron says:

    I got my credit card hacked the old fashioned way last year: My life partner was buying coffee and the person in line behind her snagged her card numbers. I believe thei used a cell phone camera tio snap a picture of it. They proceeded to buy $1,100 worth of software and some, um, items of a personal nature that were mighty expensive and, I must admit, made me curious about some lifestyle choices I have not made to date.

    The IDIOTS also bought a bunch of personalized items from CafePress, which made them incredibly easy to track down.

    I think the really smart cyber thieves would do better to charge 75 cents to every card they hack. That way no one goes into shock and rage when they open their statement.

    I will refrain from speculating of JC's injuries, except to say they are consistent with an impact injury, like falling off something or being hit by something. And to say: Some years ago I dumped a bike and ended up with a ton of road rash that no one could see because my clothes covered it, and a little bandage on one hand. For weeks people kept asking me what happened to my hand, when it was my whole right side that ached and ached. I sincerely hope you have not sufered a similar fate, my friend.

  • Tripp393 says:

    Her news is sooo cyoot!!! =33

  • HisRoyalDudeliness says:

    I want to bugger her with my willy.

  • ilikedurian says:

    I am utterly fond of Rocketboom, it's fun, informative and always worth watching. Thanks again!

    P.S. Hate is not appreciated

  • Rybot9000 says:

    When truth is free, freedom isn't real, never was, never will be.

  • ELuhn says:

    Move to amend, so she says "Super Calculator Operator, I Drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater."

  • Snowflake70 says:

    ya struck gold on this one - once again!
    Bravo !

  • boredawesome says:

    zomg istherealimit

    NO

    that is ownage

  • ffejpsycho says:

    Motion to amend "Super Calculator Operator"
    to "Super Calculator Operator, I Drive A Chevrolet Movie Theatre"

    Verdict: Sustained

    Seconded?

  • N1kdanbro says:

    dot as in "dot" and not "."

  • konikula says:

    I don't agree. I only blablad sequence of words, and only thought which was manifestably present while producing word sequence material was silly disagree with that "doIwatchrb" page. So if someone did great work with judging out my comment, and if you did call my comment "neocynism", I am satisfied... because it is as you all (six people nexesary) step in the shit, and composed an poem because of it ;) Nice. Thanks guys. I love RB.

  • konikula says:

    I am surprised a bit, how rocketboom is decently popular. I supposed it boom goes the dynamite... and it seems we are still very slight audience circle...

  • konikula says:

    This is the petition to ensure Joanne sing with Kraftwerk.

  • haunclesam says:

    I can´t help but point out:
    Joanne, I love you!

  • greenjuggler says:

    i guess not
    lol

  • Edward Luhn says:

    Is there any significance to the fact that Joanne has been wearing black for the past several eps? Not that I obsess about how she's dressed. Really, I don't.

  • mikekearn says:

    Both "istherealimit . com", "ismycomputeron . com", and "areyouwatchingrocketboom . com" are all registered by RocketBoom. I just checked. The "is my computer on" one is listed on their site, and also returns "NO" for some reason.

  • mikekearn says:

    The sites "istherealimit . com", "ismycomputeron . com", and "areyouwatchingrocketboom . com" are all registered by RocketBoom. I just checked. The "is my computer on" one is listed on their site, and also returns "NO" for some reason.

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    How'd ya' mess up yer' hand? Keep in mind, ppl don't watch Rocketboom 2 hear 'the latest news'. We come here 2 watch YOU! :) & Ellie - majestic Ellie... she is my destiny! :D She will B my lurve slave - & we'll have lots of little Canadians together ~;-) ~:^) ~;-] ~:-p

  • DesignBuyers says:

    What Has happen to your hands ?

  • b-man says:

    Hmmm... there was something I wanted to say, but it has slipped out of my mind.

  • chrisdude70 says:

    Lol...

  • holobot says:

    Keep watching the Obama, ignore the man behind the curtain!

  • incoserv says:

    Nah, no Ellie. Just Joanne. Love Joanne. Not so much Ellie. But Joanne... WOWZERS!!!!!! She's da bomb!

  • wheezywaiter says:

    i'm commenting on this video right now, but really I'm not because it's already posted. Depending on when you're reading, this comment may be hours, day, months, years old. Greetings from the past.

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    Joanne has a small mouth. Ellie has a big pretty 1 - a mouth U can do things with. Joanne's also U.K., & they're all a buncha' fukin' fags - hate kids, etc. I bet Joanne & Ellie R X-Modules trolling 4 a career change while humpin' himeys in Jew York begging 4 a twist up the network screw - the electronic jew =)

    Yow I'm a poet!

  • Kam says:

    Late! (Saturday now)
    Last!

  • b-man says:

    What happened to casual Friday?

    • seattle_mike says:

      It was there Friday ... one of the best from July 12, 2006 - Shoelace tying. By there means when I acess my getjoan it issues a wget http://www.rocketboom.net/video/rb_09_jan_23.mov.
      It's not a riddle but when you copy the http... you will see it.

      • seattle_mike says:

        I don't if my posting did it ... but the url above now points to a new "Friday" ep. If you don't know the July 21, 2006 (I was wrong above) ep take a look at the archived href="http://www.rocketboom.com/rb_06_jul_21/

  • b-man says:

    Give us some Casual Friday or else...

    I'd rather die, than miss a Casual Friday episode.

  • skytel says:

    Dubito ergo cogito; cogito ergo sum. ~Descartes

  • jmirahmadi says:

    why nothing about ghaza

  • bassiks says:

    What the fuck are you going on about?

  • OneoftheImmortals says:

    Comment removed by author

  • OneoftheImmortals says:

    "Interior" Crocodile Alligator

  • Billeteria says:

    i'd hit it.

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    I understand - U R so retarded that U like 2 go around pretending U can't even READ! WoW - so clever - so 'emo'. MTV teach U that 1? Now hurry on Mr. Camoflage Shorts Clown 2 yer' Starbucks, but don't forget 2 check your 'Myspace' B 4 U go!

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    YOUR brain-dead wigger throwaway line gets '+'? You're an IDIOT! While MY awesome comment gets negs? Obviously Rocketboom fans R mostly imbeciles like U!

    "Joanne has a small mouth. Ellie has a big pretty 1 - a mouth U can do things with. Joanne's also U.K., & they're all a buncha' fukin' fags - hate kids, etc. I bet Joanne & Ellie R X-Modules trolling 4 a career change while humpin' himeys in Jew York begging 4 a twist up the network screw - the electronic jew =)

    Yow I'm a poet!"

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    I know Y U like this 1 - 'cuz she's dressing like a boi again =P

  • yepperzman says:

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

  • fillup0 says:

    Ellie and joanne are both the bomb! I also like rocketbooms witty humor, I come here for both those things.

  • greytale says:

    Watch out for Joanne... she may be hot--but don't fuss with her... she'll kick your arse! That's how she broke her hand... layin' the smack down to some dude who got fresh with her... :)

  • premonitioning says:

    wow, you're an idiot.

  • acestrife101 says:

    God I think i'm in love with her lol think she's up to fall in love with a 20yr old Canadian that just melts at the sound of her accent?

  • pleomorphian says:

    send a link to all your friends

  • pleomorphian says:

    these are quite funny

    Bill Bailey - Two Blokes Go Into A Pub

    and

    Bill Bailey Pub Joke: God Enters a Pub

  • thelleht says:

    I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about at the end there

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    Good 2 C U were willing 2 put in the 30 minutes it takes U 2 figure out how 2 type 4 words :) Tomorrow U will master walking & chewing @ the same time!

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    Lots of chix like Joanne in Oz. I nearly married 1 - cross 'tween this chick & 'Cosmos Gal' - Aryan scientist, thick accent, brainy, & like all English & Australians - no will 2 live =)

    But don't worry - give N E wench enough orgasms & they beg 4 yer' goo. Just get out so U aren't stuck in 'onsey twosey' nonsense. Think economy of scale - spread ya'self around 2 maximize yer genetic penetration & ensure optimum evolutionary performance ~;-D

  • MelGibson01 says:

    Dear Joanne, YOU ARE hot my love! What to have sex?

  • konikula says:

    thanks :) I am working on it :) ... but only when I am sure, that he/she will need such stuffee ... chheeerrs

  • premonitioning says:

    come back to me when you've learnt to type properly, i'll be flying by then.

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    Go on with your 'kill-the-messenger' nonsense. Everything I say is true & U know it.

  • premonitioning says:

    are you completely sure about that?

  • Billeteria says:

    if that's you in your video, I'd definitely hit it. You got that uptown swagger, a bottle of import wine and cheese, then I pull out the Caucasian sausage and your eyes light up.

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    Of course! =) I am after all, MEEE!

  • premonitioning says:

    then there's no point arguing with you at all because you live in your own little world where you seem to be god.

  • killwhiteyvoteoboma says:

    This isn't an argument, just me stating facts:

    "Lots of chix like Joanne in Oz. I nearly married 1 - cross 'tween this chick & 'Cosmos Gal' - Aryan scientist, thick accent, brainy, & like all English & Australians - no will 2 live =)

    But don't worry - give N E wench enough orgasms & they beg 4 yer' goo. Just get out so U aren't stuck in 'onsey twosey' nonsense. Think economy of scale - spread ya'self around 2 maximize yer genetic penetration & ensure optimum evolutionary performance ~;-D

  • podcastbard says:

    quoth the president, "Nevermore?"

  • sgreen4 says:

    When I create my first android girl, it will look just like her.

  • dagsteer says:

    yeah let me know how that goes

  • b-man says:

    Drew, how can you leave trash like this up? Sweep it into the sewer where it belongs.

  • Ook says:

    I've had trash deleted immediately that was much more relevant to the episode, insinuating, nuanced, layered and prosaic than that!


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