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You’re beautiful Joanne! (Is that how you spell your name?)
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Good to see you back at it again, Joanne.
One word: Lobsternomics.
ROFL, what is that clip at the end. Epic.
The gum myth - Well no shit. Although I suppose if you ate enough it could cause an intestinal blockage… just like the girl who compulsively ate 20 lbs of her own skin and hair and had to have it surgically removed.
And it’s aluminum… not alu-minium.
74 views… definitely losing popularity..
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It can be pronounced either way :D
Is that official; we have to use google searches as the standard unit of carbon foot printing. Also, Good luck George!
You said miles for those of “us” in the United States, but then you pronounced aluminum in the British way.
Fascinating.
;-{)
Oh, 5 Stars and favourited!
love rocket boom
I hear Chopin :) annnddd I love rocketbooms like this
The video was just posted recently jackass. Your are definitely a virgin.
Joann you make my rocket go boom.
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hypurrrr!
If one lobster died after being transferred somewhere, then clearly PETA is trying to kill the other one by getting it released. If it’s lived for years and years as a pet, it’ll never survive in the wild. This is why I hate PETA - they claim to love animals, but have half-assed, barely formed ideas on how to “help” them.
The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) says aluminium is correct, but does accept aluminum from Americans. I use aluminium even as an American, because I choose to say it the right way, not the way everyone else says it around me.
OH SHIT…did I hear Joanne say I’D BE PISSED OFF….?
5 stars as always, but I don’t like what she did with her hair.
Either you mixed something up, or…
SEEEEEEEGAAAAA!
are you english?
Good day boys & girls? must be talking to tubers…’cause we’re all adults here right?
The robot suit, built to help reduce the heavy burden of harvesting…right, go pick 25 lbs of lettuce but first, strap on this 55 lb pos that looks like it’s made from left over gravity boots & some pots & pans & maybe an air filter. Sorry lady an orange jump suit is mandatory, you can’t wear a dress. Hey don’t get pissed off at me or I’ll set a giant lobster on you! loved the lobster move J
Some adult music before the tubers wake up. Betcha ex-prez Bubba ate a few monster lobsters in his day…just sayin’
http://www.eyval.com/EVideos/EVideoPlayer/tabid/68/VideoId/950/Bela-Fleck-And-The-Flecktones-The-Sinister-Minister.aspx
Damn, it’s 12:02 am and…. they’re back!!!
Is that Bubba The Lobster Man? Damn I used to have a Frisbee like that. Take me to your litre.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. ~Theodore Roosevelt
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Remi rocks!
Disco lives in elevators! Silence the Muzak! Why not have fun while going up and down? Relive a bit of music history!
Peta is so stupid instead of wasting there time, energy ,and money over a lobster no cares about they could have given money to animal shelterss, donated time to big cat resque and so on.
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Hi Joane
Love Joanne’s lobster claw motion. :D
I’m a bit worried about her pronunciation of mandatory.
THIS IS ROCKETBOOM! THIS IS IT!
How do you know if your pregnant? Well, do you know?
it has been a while since i had sex indeed so i guess you could say that
and im glad i was wrong
how can google searches can be compared to car emissions?… are they considering the energy factor??…
Is that Chopin during George the lobster? Classy if so.
For those of us in the UK… too… ahem. Someone should know this.
maybe bubba could have played tetris. that would have lowered the stress!
PeTA doesn’t care about practical actions to help animals who are actually in danger, or being abused. They don’t seem to care about being rational at all, or even sane. They are the philanthropy equivalent of the Branch Davidians…
lol ok?….=/
You’re my hero. I was about to say the same thing! Polish/French Romantic composers FTW!
I could care less about a carbon foot print I start my lawnmower for 5 minutes every day now. I want to increase my carbon foot print
Haha!! I just started watching Remi Gaillard’s videos and there he is. He really does show up everywhere
YAY FOR TETRIS!! Now maybe Sergeant Peterson can stop being so distant from his pesky loving family!! Maybe he can learn to love again!!
HUZZAH!!
*I can’t help but comment that I hear Garageband loops*
It’s the animals born and raised in captivity that have less of a chance of survival while the one being released was born in the wild and lived most of it’s life there which means it will probably have a much higher chance of survival than you are claiming.
TETRIS FTW
Nice mix.
Tuber comments (mostly) suck. (Enough of that for today. But Drew, please hear us!)
I wish I’d known about the Tetris thing before Britney appeared at the VMA awards.
I bet Bubba’s funeral featured somber music, warm recollections and a gallon of melted butter.
Bubba woyld need a speical crab tetras if he were to reduce his stress LOL
I am sure it is all connected to Lion King and Kakadoo… somehow.
Cool, I’m from Pittsburgh!
GO STEELERS!!
Why does peta have such a problem with a restaurant having a pet lobster. They should be bitching more about the ones they cook. The big ones don’t even taste good and seems to be a marketing tool so they would never cook it. Seems like that lobster was enjoying a great life in that restaurant and now it will be released into the wild so it can become whale shit. Good job peta.
i loved the remi video at the end
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Who opened the disco door?
good one :)
Is Joanne pregnant? If not, why was she searching for “How can I tell if I’m pregnant”? After all, if a man can be convicted of a hit-and-run in part because he did a Google search for “hit-and-run”, then we must consider this at least to be evidence that she thinks she might be pregnant. Hey, congratulations!
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his outer shell has not yet calcified
LOL thats so funny, first you talk about Google searches then all of a sudden you talk about bubble!
anyways THANKS!
marvelous ending
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cris lewis is driving debbie to get her crap car its rubbish not as good as the streaks dave has a much better and more expensive car soeeeeeee
Amazing how she can transform anything into breaking news!
She does a better job of being a anchoring better than my local news station anchors.
at last somethng worth subscription
Joanne is hot!
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