post a comment refresh page

Rocketboom

77 Comments on Tiny Searches, Giant Lobsters

  1. SplendidDissenter

    You’re beautiful Joanne! (Is that how you spell your name?)

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  2. vergil114

    2nd

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  3. CloanLabs

    Good to see you back at it again, Joanne.

    One word: Lobsternomics.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  4. IdleGod

    ROFL, what is that clip at the end. Epic.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  5. Yarcofin

    The gum myth - Well no shit. Although I suppose if you ate enough it could cause an intestinal blockage… just like the girl who compulsively ate 20 lbs of her own skin and hair and had to have it surgically removed.

    And it’s aluminum… not alu-minium.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  6. excelgeo

    74 views… definitely losing popularity..

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  7. ObiJohn

    new Shirt alert

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  8. TheKillysOwn

    It can be pronounced either way :D

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  9. Probewitch

    Is that official; we have to use google searches as the standard unit of carbon foot printing. Also, Good luck George!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  10. stephenetienne

    You said miles for those of “us” in the United States, but then you pronounced aluminum in the British way.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  11. OneoftheImmortals

    Fascinating.

    ;-{)

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  12. OneoftheImmortals

    Oh, 5 Stars and favourited!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  13. ultimatelights13

    love rocket boom

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  14. anbe73

    I hear Chopin :) annnddd I love rocketbooms like this

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  15. Shadowak13

    The video was just posted recently jackass. Your are definitely a virgin.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  16. Shadowak13

    Joann you make my rocket go boom.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  17. slLLyhumans

    Uga Fire

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  18. Tripp393

    hypurrrr!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  19. mikekearn

    If one lobster died after being transferred somewhere, then clearly PETA is trying to kill the other one by getting it released. If it’s lived for years and years as a pet, it’ll never survive in the wild. This is why I hate PETA - they claim to love animals, but have half-assed, barely formed ideas on how to “help” them.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  20. mikekearn

    The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) says aluminium is correct, but does accept aluminum from Americans. I use aluminium even as an American, because I choose to say it the right way, not the way everyone else says it around me.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  21. OH SHIT…did I hear Joanne say I’D BE PISSED OFF….?

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  22. tucciproducer

    5 stars as always, but I don’t like what she did with her hair.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  23. 3yE

    Either you mixed something up, or…
    SEEEEEEEGAAAAA!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  24. jokersvideos

    are you english?

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  25. Kam

    Good day boys & girls? must be talking to tubers…’cause we’re all adults here right?
    The robot suit, built to help reduce the heavy burden of harvesting…right, go pick 25 lbs of lettuce but first, strap on this 55 lb pos that looks like it’s made from left over gravity boots & some pots & pans & maybe an air filter. Sorry lady an orange jump suit is mandatory, you can’t wear a dress. Hey don’t get pissed off at me or I’ll set a giant lobster on you! loved the lobster move J

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
    1. Some adult music before the tubers wake up. Betcha ex-prez Bubba ate a few monster lobsters in his day…just sayin’

      http://www.eyval.com/EVideos/EVideoPlayer/tabid/68/VideoId/950/Bela-Fleck-And-The-Flecktones-The-Sinister-Minister.aspx

      11 months ago  ∞
      Reply
      1. Damn, it’s 12:02 am and…. they’re back!!!

        11 months ago  ∞
        Reply (Comments won't nest below this level)
    2. 11 months ago  ∞
      Reply
      1. Is that Bubba The Lobster Man? Damn I used to have a Frisbee like that. Take me to your litre.

        11 months ago  ∞
        Reply (Comments won't nest below this level)
    3. 11 months ago  ∞
      Reply
      1. skytel

        It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. ~Theodore Roosevelt

        11 months ago  ∞
        Reply (Comments won't nest below this level)
  26. 1trip711

    fake

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  27. minizer999

    Remi rocks!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  28. THXeleven38

    Disco lives in elevators! Silence the Muzak! Why not have fun while going up and down? Relive a bit of music history!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  29. AnonBane

    Peta is so stupid instead of wasting there time, energy ,and money over a lobster no cares about they could have given money to animal shelterss, donated time to big cat resque and so on.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  30. SalchichaPolaca

    shes so hawt!!1 =3

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  31. ighnaz

    Hi Joane

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  32. Tanru2000

    Love Joanne’s lobster claw motion. :D

    I’m a bit worried about her pronunciation of mandatory.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  33. riptiki

    THIS IS ROCKETBOOM! THIS IS IT!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  34. Alexander

    How do you know if your pregnant? Well, do you know?

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  35. excelgeo

    it has been a while since i had sex indeed so i guess you could say that

    and im glad i was wrong

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  36. farazazhar1

    how can google searches can be compared to car emissions?… are they considering the energy factor??…

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  37. SJamesGray

    Is that Chopin during George the lobster? Classy if so.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  38. peesemould

    For those of us in the UK… too… ahem. Someone should know this.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  39. Borderlynx

    maybe bubba could have played tetris. that would have lowered the stress!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  40. ffejpsycho

    PeTA doesn’t care about practical actions to help animals who are actually in danger, or being abused. They don’t seem to care about being rational at all, or even sane. They are the philanthropy equivalent of the Branch Davidians…

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  41. Shadowak13

    lol ok?….=/

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  42. bandgeekmike

    You’re my hero. I was about to say the same thing! Polish/French Romantic composers FTW!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  43. Docthewrench

    I could care less about a carbon foot print I start my lawnmower for 5 minutes every day now. I want to increase my carbon foot print

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  44. Emerald1234S

    Haha!! I just started watching Remi Gaillard’s videos and there he is. He really does show up everywhere

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  45. ButlerMoz

    YAY FOR TETRIS!! Now maybe Sergeant Peterson can stop being so distant from his pesky loving family!! Maybe he can learn to love again!!
    HUZZAH!!
    *I can’t help but comment that I hear Garageband loops*

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  46. daexion

    It’s the animals born and raised in captivity that have less of a chance of survival while the one being released was born in the wild and lived most of it’s life there which means it will probably have a much higher chance of survival than you are claiming.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  47. benirall1246

    TETRIS FTW

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  48. leron

    Nice mix.

    Tuber comments (mostly) suck. (Enough of that for today. But Drew, please hear us!)

    I wish I’d known about the Tetris thing before Britney appeared at the VMA awards.

    I bet Bubba’s funeral featured somber music, warm recollections and a gallon of melted butter.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  49. wirelessg341

    Bubba woyld need a speical crab tetras if he were to reduce his stress LOL

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  50. konikula

    I am sure it is all connected to Lion King and Kakadoo… somehow.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  51. Fghwads

    Cool, I’m from Pittsburgh!
    GO STEELERS!!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  52. K2Tanner

    Why does peta have such a problem with a restaurant having a pet lobster. They should be bitching more about the ones they cook. The big ones don’t even taste good and seems to be a marketing tool so they would never cook it. Seems like that lobster was enjoying a great life in that restaurant and now it will be released into the wild so it can become whale shit. Good job peta.

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  53. Tizighted69

    i loved the remi video at the end

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  54. hounddog21

    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  55. Rehandbag

    “handbag86″Balenciaga Bag Gucci Handbag Chanel Handbag Coach Handbag Chloe Handbag Louis Vuitton Bag Prada Handbag Fendi Handbag Hermes Handbag Miu Miu Handbag Christian Dior Bag Bottega Veneta Bag JimmyChoo Handbag Marc Jacobs Handbag Dolce & Gabanna Bag Wallet Watch Shoes UGG Boots Christian Louboutin

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  56. hjeremy2222

    Who opened the disco door?

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  57. Jeordie13

    good one :)

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  58. Dan

    Is Joanne pregnant? If not, why was she searching for “How can I tell if I’m pregnant”? After all, if a man can be convicted of a hit-and-run in part because he did a Google search for “hit-and-run”, then we must consider this at least to be evidence that she thinks she might be pregnant. Hey, congratulations!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  59. [...] Big news:  My first episode of rocketboom came out today.  Watch it.  http://www.rocketboom.com/rb_09_jan_13/ [...]

    11 months ago  ∞
    pingback
  60. 1trip711

    his outer shell has not yet calcified

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  61. gur1337

    LOL thats so funny, first you talk about Google searches then all of a sudden you talk about bubble!

    anyways THANKS!

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  62. TheLaxinator

    marvelous ending

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  63. FXwhiz30

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

    11 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  64. streakyology

    great video!!! it’s nice to see someone putting great care and attention to there art!

    10 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  65. streakyology

    chris lewis is driving debbie to get her crap car its rubbish not as good as the streaks dave has a much better and more expensive car soeeeeeee

    10 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  66. streakyology

    cris lewis is driving debbie to get her crap car its rubbish not as good as the streaks dave has a much better and more expensive car soeeeeeee

    10 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  67. marcelosinico

    Amazing how she can transform anything into breaking news!

    10 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  68. pepsimannampepsi

    She does a better job of being a anchoring better than my local news station anchors.

    10 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  69. slydon2006

    at last somethng worth subscription

    10 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  70. Uchitomi

    Joanne is hot!

    10 months ago  ∞
    Reply
  71. [...] Big news:  My first episode of rocketboom came out today.  Watch it.  http://rocketboom.com/rb_09_jan_13/ [...]

    10 months ago  ∞
    pingback

Leave a comment

Allowed HTML: <a> <img> <object> <embed> <b> <i> <strike> <blockquote> <code>
Sign up for Gravatar for a user icon


Recent Comments



[x] Close this window.