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120 Comments on Shoot Your Television, Beware the Giant Snake

  1. uae6066

    nice lol

    3 years ago  ∞
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  2. dakotamorgany106

    gg pucobass
    I dont think I will be first because he is already

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  3. OrphanPaper

    you should be on tv or somthing ?

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  4. TK3C

    Beautiful.

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  5. GalaxySmith18

    haha yeah 24/7 :-)

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  6. wedr1nkritalin

    I love these videos, I love the host, I love how after a day of boredom these can sheer me up

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  7. tctasdf

    I live in south minneapolis…

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  8. seva404

    ……. To much togugawa

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  9. pinkbandgeek

    That snake was totally real.

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  10. benirall1246

    I love these videos, I love the host, I love how after a day of boredom these can cheer me up

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  11. bumslie4040

    the question isn’t if that thing is real, but how did it get out of my pants.

    i apologize.

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  12. firehawk887

    She’s hot. I wonder how old she is. Hmm.

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  13. chrisdude70

    XD
    Lol…

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  14. chrisdude70

    O,o if the snake was real that would be trippy.

    It could be real, theres loads of space for it to hide in.

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  15. Pyr0clasam

    I’d say +- 30, wich is perfect, because I have this fantasy involving a hot older geeky woman. Joanne? -_^

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  16. Syntox

    You never ask a lady that, don’t you know?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  17. hlo10786

    a couch dress? WTF?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  18. fallenfromgrace89

    Haha, well funny!
    Awesome video :)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  19. hardworker424

    It’s always entertaing to watch Rocketboom.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  20. nsleon22

    I love ROCKETBOOM.
    Have my babies, Joanne?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  21. Kevron76

    I think she just turned 40.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  22. UghNews

    thanks 4 another awesome episode!

    love joanne!

    blog. philthy. us (remove spaces)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  23. Bl4ckR0ck

    capitalism, or how they call it “free” market cant survive, because we have finite ressources on our planet. somewhere the exploitation ends, and everything collapses. sure the profiteurs of this system dont want to know about this, because in the end, were the ones to suffer.

    i gues joanne is 25 years old, she has probably finished her studies, and tries to earn money with something fast and easy. a 30 year old woman wont do this anymore.

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  24. Drpepper11M

    Japan FTW!

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  25. coexist4

    this is no time for a monkey on a goat on a wire!

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  26. SilenceCallsTheMovie

    I love that lady..

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  27. Tripp393

    great episode!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  28. Ryguy1450

    ur last statement is offensive. Her crew makes a great podcast..shut up and watch.

    also brilliant to tell us we have finite resources. ….der

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  29. Yarcofin

    The video of the old lady made my life

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  30. subach

    You’re assuming that we must continue consuming the resources that we are currently consuming, history assures us that this is not the case and many resources, especially those that we are just now mastering the use of, are renewable or practically infinite.

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  31. loosely_coupled

    GREAT HAIR JOANNE!!! Love it!

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  32. JERRYBOLAK

    very cool Joanne, keep up the great work

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  33. Cholo71796

    Haha! I live literally right next to Minneapolis, how have I not heard of this?

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  34. caifan111

    …I…I think I love you…

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  35. I’ve only just really found Rocketboom since you came to my site last week (ref Facebook article) and I love it!!! The daily news is just brilliant. Nice work Joanne and crew.
    I do have a question, how or what to do you guys use for putting so many media players in you’re web pages?

    Seriously impressed with you’re content.

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  36. I am in Minneapolis, and I would not doubt that someone shot their TV! We love/hate our TVs

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  37. Probewitch

    Three cheers for Joanne!
    Hip, hip……

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  38. plaidpotamus

    k, the snake is obviously photoshopped hahahaha

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  39. leron

    The snake is long. Seven miles. Ride the snake.

    When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will shoot their TVs.

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  40. mxcncarebear

    Hurray! Hip, Hip…

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  41. Newton

    So what does his family album look like?

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  42. ButlerMoz

    GOAT!!
    Joanne, its been awhile since I’ve made an outlandish comment, so I must now. You look absolutely ravishing today.
    Hurray!

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  43. Newton

    It just dawned on me (after watching it again) that, ironically, the 70 year old guy who shot hit TV blew his chance of watching his own 15 minutes of fame.

    I hope someone recorded it for him.

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    1. lol true!

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  44. George4790

    Haha, that bit with the papers at the end was pretty funny.

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  45. Snowflake70

    On top of our game today are we? ! : )

    gaawd you’re hot

    and I just love the ‘flushed’ blush…..

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  46. AceAceman

    idk if many people hav rabbit ears and need dtv boxes, but i do, and they really dont work. u get less than half the channels u got b4. idk what the deal with it is

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  47. rendesvouz21

    I wish it was true

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  48. colossusbeam

    fake, there’s no way Joanne can be that gorgeous, must be shopped ;D

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  49. Cerebrocaust

    YES!!! Coping with climate change and not moron fucking conservatives wasting our time arguing about it or moron fucking liberals wasting our time trying to stop it. It is inevitable, people. Instead of pouring time and money into cleaner energy and trying to debunk the theories, we need to be taking measures like moving people out of cities that were inexplicably built below sea level.

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  50. Speaking of snakes….and other slippery things…harigato Shogun Jo Jo San.

    WARNING: Adult content : lock kids in closet

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. If only the Tubers could only see this video, there would be 1000 comments in here by now.

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  51. FlyingNifo

    lol, Minnesotans. we’re not very technical.

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  52. Skoulikimou

    your intro was racist

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  53. yellowpowwer

    that ram has skill

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  54. inersphobia

    She does seem to be growing more attractive with time, doesn’t she.

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  55. disworld

    all the monkey

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  56. acestrife101

    i <3 her

    3 years ago  ∞
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  57. Fyrsiel

    xD This e-show is so fun.

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  58. OrphanPaper

    i’ll take that bet

    3 years ago  ∞
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  59. jsnody317

    I treat climate change like I treated Y2K. Ignore it

    3 years ago  ∞
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  60. indifilmsmakenosense

    That hand thing is sexy.

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  61. raito94

    I think that snake is real. who knows…

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  62. Huh?

    Why did all the earlier posts from this afternoon get bumped to the bottom of the list?

    Firster will never again be first if this continues. Where has firster gone anyway?

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  63. ragingsquism

    im going to beat you with an armadillo

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  64. ragingsquism

    it is nessy

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  65. PuppetXeno

    rocketboom always a joy to watch — makes my day!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  66. IhaveTubes

    good video

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  67. redrum0127

    like i was saying to my boss today -
    you screw with people’s tv and they are gonna come out of the woodworks.

    at radio shack we’ve been on the front lines of the digital transition and i am still amazed at how uneducated the public is about what’s actually happening.
    everyone comes in and says ‘hey i want one of those HD boxes’ and instead of explaining what the government should have to each person, i just sell it to them.
    then get flooded with calls because they can’t hook it up ;p

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  68. librano

    joanne… hmmmmmm…

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  69. EIN771

    hear hear, theyve said its going to happen ‘NOW’ for the passed 50 years

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  70. peteyOZ

    Joanne i never say it but u dooo look very nice today! Ur arms in a bandage, is the flicking of ur paper across the room getting to u? LOL

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  71. SnappedNever

    That’s what happends if you stay in the same class with the same teacher for 50 years.

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  72. kahnicles

    go on

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  73. EIN771

    take a chill pill……..

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  74. Bl4ckR0ck

    the most important metals, wood, oil, living space, etc. etc. are not renewable, or need to be handelt regualated and carefully. while for example big families live in small flats, one man lives in huge villas.

    also our whole monetary system is based on dept enslaving the ppl, or the economical progress of the industrialised nations would be impossible!!

    we have to care about all vital factors for mankind, the individual humans, and the ressources, and the “free” market does not!

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  75. eisenhorn123456

    Incredibly hot.

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  76. Skoulikimou

    first 20 sec was racist

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  77. il3bood10

    Joanne is like Miss Youtube she is perfect in everyway

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  78. todd76705

    there was nothing racist in the first 20 seconds. she was merely telling that fellow’s lineage or ancestory. would you consider it racist if someone were to start rattling off your ancestors from your grandfather on back?

    don’t be overly sensitive, skoulikimou.

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  79. Treknologist

    Whoa… Joanne put on her pretty makeup.

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  80. dasiatrenne

    Cool snake! Not very beliebable tho, I’m sure if it was real (inwhich I know she did not say that it was), it would have been well known before now. Scientist would have a hay day with that finding, lol!!

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    1. mmmm…..sushi….

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  81. daregularperson

    Good thinking dasiatrenne. You could also think biologically speaking, and wonder how a snake that huge in a river so small could get enough nutrition to survive? The answer: it can’t.

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  82. dasiatrenne

    Good point, I did think about that fact, but I figured I would be pushing my luck on mentioning that with how the rest of the comments are on this channel. It’s like they don’t really listen to what she speaks on but on how she looks, but oh well, huh? Thank you for noticing!! I may not sound to smart in my vids, but I do have a brain and you noticed and thank you again. Take Care!! :)

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    1. C-C

      You have seen the light. When read these comments you can, my Padawan, join us here on the Dark Side you must!

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      1. He can’t see or hear you C-C. 2 universes separated at birth. Which is why I don’t see the point (AGAIN) of them showing up here. They don’t even know half of their soul belongs to us.

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  83. hyderbomb

    I saw that giant snake…IN MY PANTS

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    1. Did it make your snake go….BOOM?

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  84. Kishgofu

    LOLLLOLOLOLOL!!!!! you play the “in my pants” game too?

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  85. skytel

    If you seek the kernel, then you must break the shell. An likewise, if you would know the reality of Nature, you must destroy the appearance, and the farther you go beyond the appearance, the nearer you will be to the essence. ~Eckhart

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    1. I guess Miss YouTube was on that train to Essenceville.

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  86. SalchichaPolaca

    i hope your hand gets better soon =)

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  87. andrewh23

    I’ll buy that golf cart for $20

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  88. It’s a Pseudo-Python-Pixelsnake, they come in various sizes and multiple resolutions! I suspect it was not born in Borneo but birthed in a bath of pixelsoup as it slithered through a portal in PhotoShop.

    Cheerz

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    1. I font one!

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  89. rundoetx

    Great stuff.

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  90. hounddog21

    Good stuff,
    I like the look with your hair down, instead of in that ponytail.

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  91. Chipperchocobo

    Thats a muther F@!#’in snake in my muther F!@#’in river!

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  92. DuralastTurbo

    Hey she looks pretty in this 1! Even tho’ she’s still stuck in black clothing mode, @ least these R girly clothes =) Kinda’ Mediterranean vibe there W/the face paint & frilly blouse - hubba hubba

    B sure 2 kill the sound when they start yakkin’ ’bout O-Coksuk or Sore-Os.. who’s career is a laundry list of tactics helping drive nations into the ground 2 feed off their rotting carcas =)

    BTW Haven’t the ‘climate change’ people agreed yet whether the planet is cooling or heating? Nope! HAHA

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  93. Chick6517

    This is really interesting to watch! Especially when I’m at work right now. haha cool video hope you make more in the future

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  94. Fiddich123

    You’re pretty Joanna!

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  95. NeutralDice

    tiresome mishmash

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  96. soNervig

    theres one every day, this is the most popular v-log worldwide….

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  97. justclickforamin

    Go to my profile
    You WONT regret it!!!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  98. takarifan

    Yes, to tell you the truth the snake is real.. I’ve seen it.

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  99. takarifan

    You probably LOL at this, but to tell you the truth, the snake is real. That’s one of the legendary creatures of the Rejang River in Borneo which really exist.

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  100. pleomorphian

    …and you must be the monkey on the goat. i guess you do look like you’re a bit miserable - up there, all alone, looking down on the rest of us.

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  101. EnhancedNightmare

    Kilometre long snake? Now that’s cool.

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  102. takarifan

    Yeah, true! This snake is said to cause floods, some old folks said. But I don’t know if it eats people just like another legendary creature in that river which is called Bujang Senang, the world’s most gigantic crocodile.

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  103. EnhancedNightmare

    Luckily I’m safe here in Europe! :D

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  104. t0d51

    AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH SNAKE

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  105. incoserv

    Damn! I’m in love with Joanne!

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  106. ROCKETBOOM

    You and every other commenter! :-)

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  107. SJamesGray

    lol @ Tokugawa Ieyasu

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  108. NakedJKid

    has Joanne hurt her wrist?

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  109. kan249

    LOL!

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  110. foxracer11

    i would fuck the shit out of this bitch

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  111. YouTalkShyte

    I feel sorry for her with a surname that sounds like colon.

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