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77 Comments on Songsmith, Stocks, and Robots of Pain

  1. reciomd

    Meow

    3 years ago  ∞
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  2. darkwoodmovies

    sweet video creative ideas i love it
    first btw :D

    3 years ago  ∞
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  3. SubmarinerAndroid

    Fuck Kelloggs!

    Michael Phelps deserves unlimited blowjobs and bong hits.

    And the Chinese totally faked that spacewalk.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  4. Syntox

    Five hundred and sixty third!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  5. XLR84000

    1st viewer!!!!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  6. Tanru2000

    Love Joanne’s peace sign at the end.

    Any news on what she did to her hand?

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  7. TableTheIslander

    Haha, amusing.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  8. wwickeddogg

    Kelloggs sells sugar to little kids and they are complaining about a bong hit??

    3 years ago  ∞
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  9. AtheistKingdom

    Joanne is bloody awesome! =D

    3 years ago  ∞
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  10. wantedlonewolf

    smoking from bongs is as cool as you get for 1, and secondly,…. america never made a moon landing with neil armstrong,… that was a fake done in a warehouse, we know that now but back then everyone just beileved them… same old same old.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  11. haunclesam

    I <3 Joanne :)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  12. grimbaby

    Love the show. Discovered yesterday and now I will visit everyday. Nice. Great. Outstanding.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  13. Usurper2012

    Joann makes my Rocket go BOOM! <3 the show

    3 years ago  ∞
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  14. SonomaDave1

    wunnerful wunnerful

    3 years ago  ∞
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  15. jc8ward

    You are cool

    3 years ago  ∞
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  16. ArkeAngelRevonulet

    Boycott kelloggs !! mwhuaaaa!! LOL!!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  17. tiswas666

    so, wantedlonewolf, what about the corner reflectors that were left there by the armstrong landing, which have been used from the landing to the present day by people around the world? I suppose they got on the moon by magic, because that would make FAR more sense than men landing on the moon, right?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  18. SplendidDissenter

    She definitely smokes.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  19. jv507

    rocketboom im very dissapointed that you didnt let me have one either! especially seen as i was the first to post and also got a lot of abuse for it! :(

    3 years ago  ∞
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  20. Lefkada18

    keep up the good work rocketboom.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  21. jv507

    also i had more hits than her!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  22. mak1759

    WTG China !!! You not a real world power untill you have your own space mission conspiracy theory. Well done!!

    FEAR THE BUNNY 8)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  23. usenameunavailable3

    she is so sexy
    keep the good work

    3 years ago  ∞
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  24. tycobrahe

    Brilliant!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  25. Dave-in-Georgia

    First comment. Yea-a-a!!!

    Lot of comments concerning Joanne’s bandaged hand in earlier posts. Since we haven’t been told, to my knowledge anyway, I suspect she tried to kick a puppy, missed, and fell to the ground spraining her wrist in the process. Yeah. Let’s get that rumor going until she explains.

    Other than that, another great day of Joanne and Rocketboom.

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. Newton

      Joanne’s kicking puppies again ?

      I thought she gave that up for New Year’s.

      Tisk Tisk.

      3 years ago  ∞
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  26. Dave-in-Georgia

    I reckon “yay” would have more appropriate than “yea.”

    3 years ago  ∞
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  27. wantedlonewolf

    Everyone knows the neil armstrong landing was a fake mate, the russians were the 1st into space [in this day and age] …..

    Since when do people from all over the world just hop on a bus to the moon?… Or do you mean via google earth or something because i dont see no public transport to the moon prooving there are “Corner reflections” anywere!

    Picture’s released by the government are all tamperd with, i wouldnt say everything is fake but it might aswell be now days.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  28. kylebeans

    LOLs were those GUYS singing Numa Numa? >_>

    3 years ago  ∞
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  29. MobiousBlack

    Sorry for the offtopic but with your hair down you look so much more attractive, just thought you should know ;)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  30. anbe73

    THANK YOU for the links! haha i missed them so much!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  31. caifan111

    omg she’s so cute lol

    3 years ago  ∞
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  32. tiswas666

    corner reflectors are basically a type of high precision mirror. A set of them were left on the moon by the Neil Armstrong trip. Anyone can shine light at them and see it reflected, confirming that they were put there.

    I suggest you find out what something means rather than just putting it in quote marks (and MISquoting) in your retorts.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  33. Kam

    Do you think this is the first time M smoked a bong? Not! I got him high before Tokyo, that’s why he swam so fast! Kellogg cereal is chemi crap anyway.

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. C-C

      I can just imagine the looks on parents faces as the kid’s fight for the prize in the box: “Look mom; a starter chemistry set!”

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  34. Emerald1234S

    lol, too true.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  35. sth128

    I love Joanne’s expression at the end…

    3 years ago  ∞
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  36. BagelByte123

    Why Kelloggs?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  37. jj

    To those who so fervently defend pot smoking: pathetic. If a faked Chinese space walk bothers you so much, why doesn’t artificially induced emotions disturb you? I don’t know whether pot should be legalized or not, but the stridency some pot smoking defenders display about the practice would be labeled cultish if applied to healthier pursuits, such as extreme ironing http://www.extremeironing.com/.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  38. Bl4ckR0ck

    haha, i had to laugh so hard at the melodies of the falling share prices xDDDD

    the reportress is cute

    keep up the funny topics and the charming moderation

    fuck the dalai lama xD!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  39. wantedlonewolf

    Listen im not trying to offend you in anyway nor am i trying to offend or put down the american public, and im not saying their are not any Corner reflecters on the moon… all im saying is russia were up their 1st, the armstrong landing was a fake, or should i say the russian government went up 1st then the american government.

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  40. xxPutnik

    your right hand is getting more patched up with every video… :)

    good one.
    Putnik

    3 years ago  ∞
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  41. monkeywolf007

    lol

    great report!

    was that a magibon reference at the very end?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  42. tiswas666

    you’re not offending me, I just don’t understand why you think what you think (or what you think!). So you’re saying that you believe America DID land on the moon, but Russia got there first? Then why have we heard nothing about it. Maybe during the cold war there wasn’t information exchange, but I think Russia would be quite boastful if what (i think) you’re saying were true.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  43. leron

    Nice ep.

    The Dalai Lama Twit is a fake, though. (Talk about messing with karma.)

    I’m going to say this one more time and then stop: This comments board is now a mess. You had more than 1,000 comments this weekend, most of them crap. The ones telling you to post to 10 friends or a ghost would appear by your bed? Those were among the brigther and more relevant entries.

    It looked tome as though b-man himself gave up this weekend. I see serious grumblings amongst others who hand out here and havea mental age greater than 11. I myself am pondering what to do. I feel like I’m standing in a stadoim full of UFC fans, trying to discuss world events. Not working.

    3 years ago  ∞
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    1. Ook

      (Talk about messing with karma.)

      Probably a Chinese government bureaucrat trying to move up.

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    2. Ook

      Maybe if they rescued the real Joanne Colan and put her back on camera, the mini-posters would go away! (Where oh where might the envelope be.)

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    3. Kam

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  44. Ook

    Brain Scoop
    [breyn] [skoop]
    –Noun
    1. Anatomy, Zoology. A post-mortem
    instrument that resembles a spoon manufactured
    using stainless steel. It comprises a handle and
    an elongated scoop, the distal end of which is
    sharpened and serrated in order to facilitate
    cutting through brain tissue. The concave surface
    of the scoop contains few spikes to retain the
    cut brain tissue during the collection.

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  45. Ook

    Interesting that twitter would come up after yesterday’s comment page.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  46. NodrogSremyh

    people how say America faked the moon landing should find the myth busters episode on it ,
    plus why haven’t any of the crew said it was faked even for some cash, all so find out about Australians part in the moon walk it was our stations that received the transitions and sighted the dish by eye due to a computer malfunction. beyond that who cares only a small group believe it was faked and they are to young to remember it.

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  47. mbonnar

    A+++, would view again

    3 years ago  ∞
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  48. D4Shawn

    Did you just admit to being a major pot smoker in secret subliminal stoner sign language?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  49. nalexander21

    ’nuff said ahem

    3 years ago  ∞
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  50. BananaftRu

    Joanne broke finger?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  51. Tripp393

    I love this show!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  52. ultimatelights13

    love johan

    3 years ago  ∞
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  53. leon13boy

    what happen to your right hand?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  54. yellowpowwer

    ahhh! love the end of you vid i dont giggle very often and you made me

    3 years ago  ∞
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  55. mike_dixon

    I had an uncle named Pabst-Blue. His brother was named Shlitz-Malt. They were born in the Mid-west. Must’ve been a regional thing.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  56. kahnicles

    FUCK KELLOGGS

    and salt

    FUCK SALT!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  57. N1kdanbro

    Whoah!

    I love the news~

    3 years ago  ∞
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  58. mikekearn

    Hey, Kellogg’s shouldn’t piss off the stoners. I’m sure a not insignificant number of people who eat their cereal have smoked at some point in their life.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  59. mikekearn

    Oh, and hooray for bringing back the links on the YouTube page! I missed that. I find it easier to watch your show on here than on your site, so having to go their to see the links was a minor annoyance.

    3 years ago  ∞
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  60. Kevron76

    she is way hotter than marina

    3 years ago  ∞
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  61. George4790

    lol wut?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  62. kahnicles

    watch?v=SqWTo4u5cAI

    3 years ago  ∞
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  63. RaptorTechSource

    Haha, best video ever, I love you kahnicles!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  64. vandealex

    she is so goodlookin
    the only brit i can stand to listen too

    3 years ago  ∞
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  65. killwhiteyvoteoboma

    LoL!! Yes obviouisly a fake space walk W/the bubble action there. Most space stuff is just a scam 2 burn $ on corporate welfare. We never went 2 the moon, etc. America sent animals up 2 C, which got fried. When the Russians tried sending humans, they got fried 2. Once U R past the ‘Van Allen Belt’ there’s so much radiation it’s like a microwave oven. Space is hard core, & we ain’t goin’ nowhere - maybe our machines, but not us. Or, have machines send us in some thick lead container =)

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  66. killwhiteyvoteoboma

    BTW: I love that recent Mars thing where they shoot a railroad tie just 2 laugh in our collective faces “Hey it looks like wood!” bla bla - yea’, ‘cuz it’s a FUKING RAILROAD TIE IN NEVADA OR WHATEVER!! HAHAHAHA :)))

    Suckers

    3 years ago  ∞
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  67. seopeter22

    aw what happened to the views? twas a one time hit, then? :(

    3 years ago  ∞
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  68. HorsesRuleVryMuch

    WHOOPWHOOP

    i saw “numanuma” i-a-b link before rocketboom!!!

    i loled so hard…
    wtf iz with the chiwawa thing though?

    3 years ago  ∞
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  69. asfdrradcxzv4

    Deport All Non-Whites

    resist (dot) com

    3 years ago  ∞
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  70. amirk25

    Interesting stuff + Johannes expressions = Successful Video (”,)

    3 years ago  ∞
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  71. michaelwalsh1234

    I would!

    3 years ago  ∞
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  72. EnhancedNightmare

    Didnt numa numa came back with Rihanna’s worst song ever?

    3 years ago  ∞
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