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On The Dignity of Vegetables

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October 22, 2008 • 11:00 am | Permalink

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  • seattle_mike says:

    When I was a meat-eater, I loved Douglas Adam's Restaurant at the end of the Universe" when a hefty heifer came up to the table and offered their various parts (i.e. leg, thigh etc.) to be eaten. Now I have got to find a veggie place where the lettuces and tomatoes are screaming for me to pick them. Why do people at the produce stand look at me funnily when I do talk to the veggies asking them to speak up!

  • wonkydonky says:

    I KNEW IT!!!

    JoCo is Bugs Bunny's Sister!

  • leron says:

    If God had not intended bunnies to eat carrots, God would not have made them so tasty.

    • C-C says:

      Um, you mean the carrots or the bunnies?!

      • leron says:

        I'm an omnivore, one who knows his way around a rack of spareribs. But I could never eat bunny. I've known too many of them, as babies sawing down individual dandelions in my backyard at ground level, and then devouring them stem first, until the yellow flower finally reaches their little jaws and leaves them with spots of yellow pollen on their muzzles, and as teen-agers (in bunny years) and adults who have grown so accustomed to us, we can sit in the back yard and they'll come stretch out at our feet in the sun.

        We keep enough seed and compost-castoffs around to keep them munching through the snowy months. They never bother our garden.

        And they reward us in the spring with the antics of their offspring.

        • C-C says:

          Phew! Just checking!

          We have a groundhog here that thinks himself above our compost castoffs and insists on fresh vegetables; the ones growing in the garden. It's a mad race as we each wait and watch for that perfect tone of ripeness before we pluck that head of lettuce, tomato, cucumber, carrot or pepper. I don't know how he does it but that little fur ball always gets to them the night before we do!

          • leron says:

            I have one of those too. I confess I got so tired of her eating my tomatoes this summer, I stuck a hose in her hole and ran it for 20 minutes. She appeared five minutes later, dry as a bone. I have a Havahart baited but so far no luck. I keep waiting for the night a cop pulls me over and says, sir, why do you have two tarps and a 50-foot rope in your hatch? Um, they're for a friend, sir.

          • C-C says:

            She probably watched you bait & set it from some discreet yet sunny spot and got a good idea to stay away after seeing you pinch your fingers a few times! Our 2 small boys took it upon themselves to help out and blocked his hole with 2 bricks, a piece of gyprock and a few small wood cutoffs. I have no idea how but the next morning all that material was rearranged in such a way that it looked just too damn much like the entrance to a fortress with a brick on each side, the gyprock over the top and the pine slats lining the floor. I think we were being mocked! Yes, I gave my boys the appropriate speech as to how we go about relocating our furry friends humanely.

  • iDrifter says:

    No it's not Rocketboom, it's a carrot.

  • C-C says:

    Is there an unusual warm spell hanging over Manhattan or is JoCo coming to us from the Fiji office today?!

  • C-C says:


    Carrots have feelings too!

  • b-man says:

    Move over you skinny carrot, soon I shall rule!

  • yLe says:

    Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success. ~Henry Ford

  • PrivateSlacker says:

    VEGETABLE HOLOCAUST !

  • TechnoIsFaggotCrap says:

    911 was an inside job - everybody knows that =)

    Notice the sword through the Earth - or, up Earth's azz, depending on yer' pole HAHA Inter'pole' - aptly named. "I'm a whoooore - fuk me InterPole... fuk my AAASSSSS :))

  • Aeonan says:

    LOL THE HIPPIES STILL EXIST!

  • llExll says:

    wow, this means even vegans don't go far enough.

  • ChugIceColdBeers says:

    yep, but these days they are dirty

  • ots20000 says:

    wasted time

  • superragon says:

    lol rocket launcher

  • GaudyMarko says:

    the part about the vegatables reminds me of a save the lemons video i've seen

  • WoBuShiRenZe says:

    sorry but.its late at night and i dont wanna risk it so.DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called´╗┐ mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos

  • chunker01 says:

    HAHA.... watch CHILLINGCHIMP, their friggen Hilariuos!!!

  • Georg says:

    You guy rock!!!

  • creamofcucumber says:

    HAHA.... watch CHILLINGCHIMP, their friggen Hilariuos!!!

  • tubester4567 says:

    ya vegies are cool, i like brocooli and punkin.

  • CodeEphyon says:

    die hippies die hail jesus

  • fernfaerie says:

    "Die"? real christian of you.

  • fernfaerie says:

    "These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them, IT IS THE HOLOCAUST!" baaaaa. baaaaa. baaaaa.

  • fernfaerie says:

    "Let the rabbits wear glasses! Can I get an amen?" "baaaa. baaaa. baaaa."

  • xenniex says:

    good looks and smart, awesome

  • Rainsb123 says:

    is it just me or was this video laggy

  • hotkenguy says:

    ROFL at the rocket laucher

  • CodeEphyon says:

    im not christian, just aloud to a icon to be ironic, sorry if it pist you off :P

  • CommanderUTube says:

    Eat your greens. Less chance of constipation. More chance of looking relaxed and eh,has DIGNITY!

  • Gackt Camui says:

    wow.. rocketboom is... hot?

  • pandauren says:

    I like turtles :)

  • ItsDanQuayle says:

    Vegetables are potato sooooup!
    People are soylent greeeen!

  • bettyCA9 says:

    *Great video but see "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau! AWESOME
    **DISCOVER "The ROOM MOVIE" by Tommy Wiseau! IT's FUN!*

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