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I love this show. Keep up the good work!
I love you, Joanne.
Nifty :)
Joanne talking to herself at the end….. so sad.
First!
haha i see you hate dangling modifiers as well
I love Al Rocketboom!
When are yous guys gonna endorse a candidate? I’ll wait for the Oregon results before I chime in about the US Postal Srvc handling our election ballots. I mail out 10 to 15 parcels a week and count on at least one of them getting lost or damaged. If that’s indicitive of their performance, I’d say the postal guy was stretching it, just a little.
Nice sweater, Joanne. You look quite lovely today.
i’ll have a thigh, please…
I’m afraid of Al Roker, but I think we can all understand that.
Maybe the link between cell phones and hyperactivity in babies has a less sinister cause. Maybe hyperactive people are driven to make more cell phone calls — you know, like that guy on line in front of you at the post office — and hyperactive moms are just passing the trait along genetically? The number of highway fatalities in the US has gone up since 1960, as has the price of a gallon of gas, but that doesn’t mean one causes the other.
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Thanks Miketheday! We announced last year that Rocketboom would not endorse a candidate during the primaries but once the democratic nomination is picked, it’s likely that we will. Cheers! - Andrew
No worse than modified danglers. Speaking of which, I don’t know if there are any no-cell-phone wombs, but there are a lot of non-smoking wombs, most of which have no windows. At least on a plane you can get a window though you still can’t smoke and there’s very little leg womb. My car goes vroom-vroom but when the window is up it goes womb-womb but it doesn’t go rocket-boom, though it does have a pocket broom. You know, I haven’t slept much lately, maybe I should lie down for a while…
Al oxidizes almost instantly in air.
Mercury is the Joker to Aluminum’s Batman.
Al???
Somewhere in the world for the past 7 years, there have been some ex-IRA guys sitting in a pub watching TV saying, “F**k Me Paddy! Those Al- guys seriously blow s*** up!!!”
Would they be less scary if they were called Al FuzzyTeddyHuggyBunniesClub?
-Nope. So Al == NG untill the bombings stop.
PS: I hear vegetarians love Hamas. -Typical hippies.
Tell me about it - when I was in the womb… there were no cordless telephones!! Do you know how LIMITING that is!?! :)
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Studies have shown cellphone use can interfere with our brain transitioning between sleep stages and lengthen the amount of time to enter stage 3 ( deep sleep ) thereby reducing the amount time in stage 4 REM sleep - the restorative, revitalizing, and dream state of sleep. The same studies suggest the delta wave disruption is gone 1 hour after use.
Now just as adults do, the fetus experiences the same sleep stages but while snuggled inside a 1″ thick super organ. Unless he or she talks to mom on a bluetooth its probably ok.
Eleven cannibals I can feed, belch. Those results are in the mail, in a relatively secure envelope with insufficient postage.
I have 5 cell phones, old ones from various sources. I’ve worked a deal with Ma Bell-a-phone to assign them all the same number, hence they all would ring simultaneously. Every night before getting into bed I duct tape them to my head, plug all the chargers in, and place them all on vibrate mode. This helps me dream much more vividly, I’ve discovered. I highly recommend this to anyone who has some extra duct tape laying around. Nobody ever calls me so I haven’t yet experienced what will happen when all five go off while I slumber away in dreamville. If anyone could help me out by calling me late tonight, it’d be madly appreciated: my number is 203.999.9999
Thank-you. Sincerely yours,
Michael ALfred Dixon
You are absolutly right about the post office and parcels. I used to work in a shipping department, and they lost lots of packages. However, I don’t remember them losing a letter, ever in my lifetime (55 years). And that is how election ballots would be sent. They are good at letters.
I am old enough to remember the pay phone in the womb. :)
Al is really scary guys..Alan already alleged all aliens altering Alcatraz!!
even in letters mail can be delivered late.
WTF is this ?