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20 Comments on Electing Al

  1. rgm1984

    I love this show. Keep up the good work!

    1 year ago  ∞
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  2. tompsonov

    I love you, Joanne.

    1 year ago  ∞
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  3. sumfight

    Nifty :)

    1 year ago  ∞
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  4. Joanne talking to herself at the end….. so sad.

    First!

    1 year ago  ∞
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  5. anbe73

    haha i see you hate dangling modifiers as well

    1 year ago  ∞
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  6. miketheday

    I love Al Rocketboom!

    When are yous guys gonna endorse a candidate? I’ll wait for the Oregon results before I chime in about the US Postal Srvc handling our election ballots. I mail out 10 to 15 parcels a week and count on at least one of them getting lost or damaged. If that’s indicitive of their performance, I’d say the postal guy was stretching it, just a little.

    Nice sweater, Joanne. You look quite lovely today.

    1 year ago  ∞
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  7. SteeleWeed

    i’ll have a thigh, please…

    1 year ago  ∞
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  8. leron

    I’m afraid of Al Roker, but I think we can all understand that.

    Maybe the link between cell phones and hyperactivity in babies has a less sinister cause. Maybe hyperactive people are driven to make more cell phone calls — you know, like that guy on line in front of you at the post office — and hyperactive moms are just passing the trait along genetically? The number of highway fatalities in the US has gone up since 1960, as has the price of a gallon of gas, but that doesn’t mean one causes the other.

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  9. httprover

    The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42

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  10. ROCKETBOOM

    Thanks Miketheday! We announced last year that Rocketboom would not endorse a candidate during the primaries but once the democratic nomination is picked, it’s likely that we will. Cheers! - Andrew

    1 year ago  ∞
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  11. ELuhn

    No worse than modified danglers. Speaking of which, I don’t know if there are any no-cell-phone wombs, but there are a lot of non-smoking wombs, most of which have no windows. At least on a plane you can get a window though you still can’t smoke and there’s very little leg womb. My car goes vroom-vroom but when the window is up it goes womb-womb but it doesn’t go rocket-boom, though it does have a pocket broom. You know, I haven’t slept much lately, maybe I should lie down for a while…

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  12. Al oxidizes almost instantly in air.
    Mercury is the Joker to Aluminum’s Batman.

    Al???
    Somewhere in the world for the past 7 years, there have been some ex-IRA guys sitting in a pub watching TV saying, “F**k Me Paddy! Those Al- guys seriously blow s*** up!!!”

    Would they be less scary if they were called Al FuzzyTeddyHuggyBunniesClub?
    -Nope. So Al == NG untill the bombings stop.

    PS: I hear vegetarians love Hamas. -Typical hippies.

    1 year ago  ∞
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  13. Tanru2000

    Tell me about it - when I was in the womb… there were no cordless telephones!! Do you know how LIMITING that is!?! :)

    1 year ago  ∞
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  14. yLe

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    Studies have shown cellphone use can interfere with our brain transitioning between sleep stages and lengthen the amount of time to enter stage 3 ( deep sleep ) thereby reducing the amount time in stage 4 REM sleep - the restorative, revitalizing, and dream state of sleep. The same studies suggest the delta wave disruption is gone 1 hour after use.

    Now just as adults do, the fetus experiences the same sleep stages but while snuggled inside a 1″ thick super organ. Unless he or she talks to mom on a bluetooth its probably ok.

    1 year ago  ∞
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  15. Eleven cannibals I can feed, belch. Those results are in the mail, in a relatively secure envelope with insufficient postage.

    I have 5 cell phones, old ones from various sources. I’ve worked a deal with Ma Bell-a-phone to assign them all the same number, hence they all would ring simultaneously. Every night before getting into bed I duct tape them to my head, plug all the chargers in, and place them all on vibrate mode. This helps me dream much more vividly, I’ve discovered. I highly recommend this to anyone who has some extra duct tape laying around. Nobody ever calls me so I haven’t yet experienced what will happen when all five go off while I slumber away in dreamville. If anyone could help me out by calling me late tonight, it’d be madly appreciated: my number is 203.999.9999

    Thank-you. Sincerely yours,
    Michael ALfred Dixon

    1 year ago  ∞
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  16. BobCronley

    You are absolutly right about the post office and parcels. I used to work in a shipping department, and they lost lots of packages. However, I don’t remember them losing a letter, ever in my lifetime (55 years). And that is how election ballots would be sent. They are good at letters.

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  17. BobCronley

    I am old enough to remember the pay phone in the womb. :)

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  18. Megantosh

    Al is really scary guys..Alan already alleged all aliens altering Alcatraz!!

    1 year ago  ∞
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  19. podcastbard

    even in letters mail can be delivered late.

    1 year ago  ∞
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  20. abdulajakula

    WTF is this ?

    1 year ago  ∞
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