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“The Moon is made of Green Cheese.
False. The Moon is made of a pale, creamy shade of yellow cheese. The reason the moon shines is from the coat of wax that protects the cheese from the harsh vacuum of space.” Farshot.com
Must be a full moon because the lunatics are out in force
Jo, these guys can help you get to the moon, they’re very inventive and know how use use a lariat.
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
By the by, I’ve got some property on Mars if you’re interesting.The sand tastes way better and we hold wine-tasting competitions once a month. Check out my url.
May I suggest that you consult these experts before purchasing any lunar real estate:
Wallace
Gromit
George Bailey
Tommy Lee Jones (if he ever comes back)
Neil Whatshisname
Buzz Something
And watch out for those C-1 plots. You could end up with a view of a Dow strip mine across the, um, street and that would ruin everything.
I do love how we can sit here and divvy up resources that are far away and really don’t belong to us. But then, thatr’s been the basis of the world economy since at least 1492. And juding by you-know-who’s speech last night, that’s likely to continue.
Hmm, maybe heading for the moon makes more sense than I thought.
And.. the preview shows no line breaks. FYI. I do love line breaks.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap080129.html
Hey, my url didn’t show up…must be moonbeam interference.
“Suppose I’d like to go there myself”?
Well first, you’ll need one of these:
Got cheese?
I just searched high and low for video from the Erik Estrada “buy property in California Pines!” infomercial but came up empty. It would have made a great mashup with the Lunar Registry stuff. :-/
Here ‘ya go Yatta & I just had to search high, not the low!
http://www.calpines.com/video.shtml
Found this in the low! I couldn’t resist that dumb ass look.
-you’d lasso it and pull it down for me?
Awwwww;Jo! You’re so sweet for such a stuffy Brit. -I always knew you were a romantic! ;P
j think the moon could use how aerial or for sleeping(4bed for 28days a person)to sale. :)
Me too, luv dat ebonics. wat up with dat jo?
Did you hear, I’m no longer the stupidist blonde on planet…
http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=4702
What’s all this then - how about some Wendsleydale?
Wallace: Won’t you come in? We were just about to have some cheese.
Wendolene: Oh no, not cheese. Sorry. Brings me out in a rash. Can’t stand the stuff.
Wallace: [gulp] Not even Wensleydale? What’s wrong with Wensleydale? Talking of which, all the more for us. And not a sheep to worry us….. Get off me cheese! Get off! Get o… Gromit? Gromit!
hmmmm cool and funny
i love the way you type differnt
love the way you present, keep it up.
nice video. Very educational and yet entertaining
Those Alt+xxx characters! :)
This video made me want to subscribe to your channel, you’re quite funny! On another note, solar flares from the sun alone would be quite enough reason for me to never want to “buy the moon.” Obviously, lack of atmosphere would inevitably mean lack of skin. Ouch.
just registered myself a few acres of moonland
shut the fuck up u cant buy the moon u ass wipe
so stupid when you use the keyboard
Lets just do like the English used to do - and the Russians did at the north pole in 2005!! All you need is a flag!!! Just plant a flag and that part of the moon is yours!!
The moon is mine,all mine!
Clever *****
joanne u an ur brain r beautiful x
I dont have a flag, but if I take a shit on a piece of the moon..is it mine?…lmao
You need to get there and defend it from me!
I’ll go to the moon and make my own govornment!!!
i agree
its not possible to own any part of the moon, nor any other planet or asteroid. The space is something else. A UN treaty denies the fact that you can own any part of a moon, plaent or an asteorid etc.
Screw the UN, well do it anyway! They don’t have a space navy to do anything about it!
screw the USA! arrogant americans always believe the moon is theirs.
No, the moon doesn’t belong to a ‘collective,’ it belongs to whoever gets their hands on it first. Whoever builds a functional structure on the moon owns the land which it is built on (because (s)he deserves it). That is a rule which we humans have lived by for centuries. I don’t believe any government has the right to block freedom of ethical actions.
their lies the problem. fx bill gates could just send up hundreds of shuttles and begin building on all of the moon, and then BAM the moon is his. Yes we may have lived by that for centuries on the earth and thats fair enough, but not when we have entered the space age. We cant have private companies laying claim to fx saturn or venus.
The debate over Moon ownership will likely continue until some Country/Company, builds a permanent Lunar Settlement and claims the land. In the end, money, mining rights, and actual possession of the land will play a key role in constructing Lunar Property rights.
If you want to buy moon property now as a gift, I suggest checking out a company called Lunar Properties LLC. They offer Moon Real Estate claims of 2.47 acres with free shipping in the U.S.
i feel retarded now…….. the whole way through that all i could think of was man shes hot haha