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A more important question is, “Who is the firstest in the world?”
BTW - Methuselah lived 969 years… and he died.
Didn’t people used to live a lot longer in the “Bible” eras?
In fiction you can say whatever you want!
I was living in Wailea Bay in the 80’s & a guy bought the house next door. I heard a Harley start up one day, so I stuck my head over the fence to take a look & it was Neil. I smoked him on my Monster 900 :^)
Mmmm, you guys were smokin’ Now that’s hot!
Did it look like this?
So did you and Neil become buddies? Listen to any good jams?
Yep but it was black. Neil still lives @ the beach but I moved upcountry so we don’t see much of each other. I only liked his music when he was with Crosby, Still & Nash.
Silly I know but it just looked like a hat, albeit one that Joanne probably wouldn’t wear.
They once tried to ask how old Chuck Norris was, but Time got scared of Chuck, ran backwards and ate itself. The answer it eventually spat out was “Infinity divided by Wonder Woman is Chuck’s age” -Such is the power of Chuck Norris.
And, is it true that Rocketboom is the oldest living videoblog?
Actually, credit is usually given to Steve Garfield who declared “the year of the videoblog” on Jan 1st, 2004. Rocketboom started that October.
But our own Kenyatta Cheese was doing videoblog-style publishing as early as 2001! So if you ask me the Wikipedia ‘videoblog’ entry is due some updating.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ~Mark Twain
Interesting, Joanne, but you omitted Larrea tridentata, the creosote bush, found in the Southwest U.S., one of which is estimated to be 12,000 years old. See waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0601.htm
I’m pretty sure the oldest person in the world is John “get off my lawn you damn kids” McCain.
A man who claimed to be 138 yrs old died yesterday. No one was able to verify for sure:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/2590421/Worlds-oldest-man-dies-in-India.html
can we start making these word identification thigns easier to read? :X..
never cant get them right the first time
1) she is so ugly. i am annoyed. get a nose job.
2) i am not usually violent but i had this intense urge to cut that bodhi tree down… (the religious tree) and i thot. perhaps it was fenced up ill need to grenade it or something
3) those things can actually live forever? do they use up their time on earth when they are in hte mobile form?:D
Fascinating
bitch stole 3 minutes…
nice!
the news reporter is HOT
You are a fucking d-bag
BREAKING NEWS!!
Man summons UFOs to appear for news crew. It was broadcast on ABC!
its in my channel in the favorites.
I liked the three minutes I wasted.
i liked the 20 seconds i wasted
writing this comment
LOL!
you’ve got a point there.
oldest tree in sweden. it doesn’t surprise me at all… Sweden is just one big forest
bye 3 mins =[
Well we only wasted 3 minutes but i bet it took u weeks to film this sucker!!!!!
your fit
how soon a woman can give birth has nothing to do with my point. what does that have to do with anything? if the species was made up of primarily 14 year old girls and babies, we wouldn’t have gotten too far.
you’re right on everything but evolution. evolution ain’t changed dick since our species left africa. it takes millions of years to evolve. the natural lifespan of a human has been the same, biologically, since anatomically modern homo sapiens debuted on the savannah a couple 10’s of thousands of years ago. we’ve just had things killing a lot of people off early in life for most of our history. the stuff we’re trying to fix, like how you said.
id like to bone this girl very very much.
enough talk just shut up and blow me
You Bitch.
ihy =[
But.
I’d tottaly Smash.
And That’s 3 minutes to remember.
rofl.
haah i was pissed at the end =D
I love this video… or then again, do I really?
But it took you an other 225 seconds to calculate that ;)
who?
damn dat lady is only a couple days older dan dinosaurus!
dude taht aint the oldest… dude my great great grandmother was 106 (on my moms side }=])
Sadly Edna Parker passed away at her nursing home yesterday at 115 years and 220 days. its on wikipedia
Rest in peace Edna Parker May god bless you forever more =(
cause of death: suicide.
112 & 122???? man goes to show you people.. and america’s life span is predicted at 72…
causes: chips & soda…
am only intrested in this because am the ultimate granny fucker
Great video.
yeah, she was an old fucker who was tired of living.