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That’s a fancy intro there! It’ll be interesting to hear what information is being withheld. Maybe they’re just doing it to promote interest in space exploration, and all they actually found was a sweet heart-shaped rock.
For the past month or so, I’ve been having technical issues with Rocketboom. Going to the default video page, I typically get both the YouTube version as well as a wmv version that downloads in the background. If I wait long enough, it starts to play, and I can hear it but not see it. I’m using the latest version of IE6.
We actually just pushed out a fix for this. Please email us up at support@rocketboom.com if you (or anyone else) ever have any issues!
Here’s what they’re hiding.
Cocktails were big on Mars.
Big Press release today about Rocketboom:
They almost titled it “Beyond Mars” but in the end everyone decided to stick with something more specific:
SONY PICTURES TELEVISION ACQUIRES EXCLUSIVE WORLDWIDE CROSS PLATFORM DISTRIBUTION RIGHTS TO ROCKETBOOM.COM
http://dembot.com/
How stoked you must be & I’m sure all of us are so happy for your success! Now you can afford the air fare to Hawaii.
Congratulations! Félicitations! Mazel Tov!
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Sadly, there are two fairly obvious reasons for all the secrecy:
1 - The Boosh administration is trying to figure out how to make the most political hay out of this. How can they leverage this fact to their greatest advantage? Keep in mind these are the people who routinely twist science to suit their political agenda, on everything from climate change to literacy acquisition to reproductive health. Finding the right spin on the Mars discovery is just what they do. And as always, they do it behind closed doors.
2 - The same feckless thugs also realize that this will blow the minds of their core constituents: We’re talking the 27 percent of the country that still thinks Bush is doing a good job as president. Most of them believe God speaks to Bush directly and that Obama is an anti-American elitist who was sworn into the Senate on a Koran. A headline like “LIFE ON MARS” could shake them up a dozen different ways. Best to have all one’s ducks in a row, all the cable TV preachers and radio talkers and Fox pundits wired into the talking points, before the big announcement, so the faithful don’t skip voting to stay home praying to the New Martian Overlords for deliverance.
Think I’m exaggerating? Go back a couple days and watch that Jesus Camp video clip. You could make those people do damn near anything, unless something came along and frightened them so badly that they couldn’t process your message for a little while. Something like, say, the first-ever confirmation of life on another planet. The GOPers know they’;re going to need every lunatic to vote their way if they want to take down Obama.
God, what a world. When’s the next Mars shuttle?
I think the “Life on Mars” issue is quite a delicate matter. Afterall, it would upset the applecarts of many world religions. Remember the news story that broke from the vatican about 2 months ago? They claimed they would have NO PROBLEM if extraterrestrial life were found in other parts of the universe. (That’s a pretty HUGE PRONOUNCEMENT given the religious scare tactics employed by the Church over the millennia) When I read that report, I knew then we were being set up for something big, which just might be the coming announcement. I don’t think there is a political agenda involved as much as a control agenda. A study done in the 50s by some think tank whose name escapes me at the moment claimed “pandemonium” would ensue if it were revealed ETs exist.
Here’s to pandemonium :) And condominiums (they have to live somewhere)
Sorry to disappoint, but looks like it might not be life after all http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2008/aug/HQ_08199_Phoenix_Results.html
-Ok RB, I pulled a few strings with my buddies working in sigint for the DIA and the NGIA.
According to them, this is ~more or less~ what the rover found:

The DIA guys were specifically concerned about ~’not knowing how to defuse an “Explosive Space Modulator”‘-or somesuch, but I think they were purposefully vague. Oh, well…
(arrgh, 2nd try)
-Ok RB, I pulled a few strings with my buddies working in sigint for the DIA and the NGIA.
According to them, this is ~more or less~ what the rover found:

The DIA guys were specifically concerned about ~’not knowing how to defuse an “Explosive Space Modulator”‘-or somesuch, but I think they were purposefully vague. Oh, well…
Hey, where did read about the Vatican? I’d like to see it! *-*
Just google: vatican + ET life
http://aphroditeastrology.com/2008/05/vatican-acknowledges-possibility-of.html
It was in all MSM the day of the announcement.
Nanoo Nanoo
The Vatican has obviously had their own rover on Mars for a while now.
Love it Yatta! Hilarious!
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I just watched the paris hilton video, why is that going viral? It’s so blah, but cool she did that.
blah??? something that is boring or without meaningful content…ok I’ll give you no meaningful content but boring, no. Quite humorous for such an airhead but I’m sure she didn’t write her own copy.
Mars secret? not likely anything earth shaking. Might just be the finding of perchlorate on Mars soil which is not conducive to organic life. Likely also not as much a secret as not enough information to make conclusions. Best to get as much data as possible.
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoenix/news/phoenix-20080805.html
Sarah— Paris Hilton Video? She actually has a pretty good sense of humor in this. Good for her! If you notice she plays a fine political line here. She makes fun of McCain’s age but agrees with most of his energy policy. Good production quality. Viral? Hey, it’s Paris Hilton… in a swimsuit!
Well, somebody has to post this, so I guess it might as well be me.
First, congrats on the Sony deal. Will you come back to Israel now that you’re big stars? We had dinner last year at the Blog Conference (spicy Ethiopian food).
As for Mars, there are no jokes I could tell as funny as the ones you’ve already had on the post. But please - please - do follw up on it, as Joanne promised.
Love her eyebrow winks.
hahahaha just because theres water dont mean theres life idiot first of all life cant live with out an atmospere or food idiot you mine telling me wat kind of food they would find on mars an other planets but yes theres life in the universe but not in this galaxy
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I’d like to think of this with Christopher Columbus. They thought there was Europe and ONLY Europe. Just like (MOST OF US- I AM NOT TRYING TO OFFEND!!!!) we think there is only life on Earth and ONLY Earth. I am sure there is life out there… maybe not the creepy big eye ones like we see in movies, probably bacteria. Once again YouTube Comments can have opinions… This is mine.
finally someone knows wat there talking about bacteria is on every planet all it needs is a warm place an a atmoshere then it forms algae then plant life then other organism
lettus i mean data LOL!
“I want to believe” ( background sound ) LOL !!!
Why is every video i want to watch no longer available??????
It’s from the x-files theme song.
where you got it from?
How does that suggest that their is life on mars… meteorites are made of ice … and they can crash on mars with ease … so how is that suggesting life if they are alienesque ..how do we know what they need such stuff to exist.. if they are humaine how do they survive on a planet closer to the sun with no ozone
yeah.. i know that this sounds ridiculous but i DO belive that there is life out there. And I hope that one day we can know the truth
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SHOCKING!! The Twintowers-UFO video has fooled the millions!! just enter the following code: m16eNS5DL1g in search and watch the proof ( u can also copy the code, then past it)
hahaahaah holy cow dude ya hit it on the head i hat this shit
just think about this…
just look up at all those stars in the sky! from our point of view, there is an infinite number of stars! Even if there isnt life on mars…
if we’re the only intelligent beings in the universe, then we’re pretty fucking special!
lol!!I am on mars too
nice milf there
Why is it anytime someone mentions life that does not reside on Earth, even molecular life, everyone starts calling that person crazy? Even scientists, credible people, think that person is crazy for believing such things.
Are we really that closed minded? Is it really that much of a stretch to think that somewhere, even close by, something is forming that could become life? It happened here, so why not there? Besides, we’re not talking full fledged aliens, just small bits of matter.
I think we are in our “the earth is flat” phase as far as mars goes. In 100 years people will look back at us and say , dam they didn’t even know there was life on mars at one time? Just like we look back and wonder how people could have believed the earth was flat , and the scrutiny people faced for saying it was not flat but round.
Click my name to see my UFO video.
For your information, the earth is flat. That has not been disproven yet. Life on mars? Definitely. How could anyone deny that?
i think religion has made our population really closed minded
so when we come up with actual evidence people tend to question the evidence as fake or not believe it at all
i believe that religion controls the mind and doesnt allow the mind to really examine life as it really is
just my opinion
clearly if there was life on mars those 2 robots exploring the planet from 04 would have been destroyed
Maybe the life is not intellegent.
id like to create life wiv her
lol are animals intelligent? yet they kill for food to survive right, (Common Sense). Then why would there be a specie without Common sense? or Intelligence?
can i have your phone #?
if the can come at our planet… they are more advance then us
FUCK OF ENGALND PKK 4EVER
fuck you fucking koerd ass hole go bomb your own country anti-pkk
tight
arse hole
Does anyone else want lettace for lunch o_O
when the first class of man is arised to the Krishna consciusness the prosess of chanting, the holy name is significant.
i want lettace! XD theres is no life on mars you idiot! theres no oxygen what do you think theres bigfoot on mars bigfoot breathes oxygen if their is such things 1:01 wtf is that!!111 AHHHHH IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMEERS o.O meow i farted and my butt cheeks fell off o.o
actually theres oxygen on mars but most of it is frozen in the ice and only a very small percent of it is in its gas form
If Bruce Willis can do the impossible and Arnold can live on Mars, and be on Earth as the governor of California, Arnold has shipped the small population of aliens which came from Mars and Mexico to MANY states such as California, Massachusetts and others. The aliens will soon appropiate and take over. Thanks Bruce and Arnold.
Actually, a Very high percentage of oxygen is in gas form, just not in a form humans could use it, plants could. Mars is made up of 95.72% of Carbon Dioxide. But to your point of there being oxygen, you are quite correct.
Because there is Carbon Dioxide it should prove there was life on Mars as Carbon is what was at one time something that was alive. You get Carbon Dioxide from burning wood or fossel fuels. Cardon Dioxide is what we exhale after Oxygen is mixed with organic waste in the blood that we used as energy to move or grow ect,(to keep it simple)as do other animals.
let me guess no one on here is educated right?? i bet none of you on here have a 4 year degree
NASA knows more about mars than we could ever imagine. Thats a promise.
Carbon is also created in vast quantities during the normal lifespan of a star, out of nuclear fusion processes.
It was here long before life ever existed.
Yes your right Jeff701 and I should of typed the word “could” not should. It was late at night before I made that comment and did’nt think of what you pointed out, the Carbon from solar nuclear fusion.
Joanne is smoking hot.
to be fair ur HOT !!!
there can be life on all planets just they are adapted to the surface atmosphere just like us. you never know
lunch i mean launch? at 1:55
tega organic lettuces, i mean data? at 2:08
god damn you must be hungry
Wow comment section wide ad hominem.
she is so hot
i’am life on mars.
I do’s!