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That kid Ian was blushing big time and looked like a mouse cornered by a cat while talking with Madame Elspeth! Albeit noise on the net; good on him for his ‘idea’ and going somewhere with it.
Yeah! Ellie’s back.
I’d love Ellie to shove a mic in my face. Ready Elle? I am…
I’ve got enough personal facts to write an entire encyclopedia.
Where has the other hottie Joanne gone to?
I move away from the mic when I breath in.
…deciphering…
Chuck Norris supports Mike Huckabee, who got stomped at the polls.
Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris’ butt in “Way of the Dragon.”
OK, maybe not funny. But they’re facts. And they make me smile. These days that’s enough.
Here is a sad piece of news - the end of the newspaper is nigh! Since we appreciate your voice on new & old media topics; I thought you would find it of interest.
Scary indeed. But then, the Capital Times was famous for hanging on for years despite not making any money, because it was in a co-ownership operation with the profitable Wisconsin State Journal, and because it was the more liberal paper in liberal-mecca Madison, Wisconsin. They only had 15,000 readers but they were the right 15,000, all state lawmakers and university professors and such. The company got a certain amount of cred just for having a liberal paper for them to read.
Then came the day the bean-counters realized that all those desirable people sit in front of computers several hours per day.
Scarier still: The New York Times Co. lost money last quarter, for the first time ever. They blamed the loss on the diffusion of ad dollars, chiefly away from print to a certain other medium.
I will always miss the rubber cement and pica poles, the days when the wretches truly were ink-stained.
And I was lucky enough to be there during part of the brief marriage of digital technology and the art of printing on dead trees. Pictures were sharper and you could modem in your story from the courtroom.
When we talk about newspapers, our kids will have no idea what we’re talking about.
Ellie, keep that mike handy.
Kam Fact: I can kick Chuck Norris & Vin Diesel’s ass w/one hand tied behind my back.
A little known fact I thought I’d share: Chuck Norris is responsible for global warming.
I maintain vin deisel facts are superior
I have somewhere in my email a little group fight between mark fraunfelder (who linked to chuck norris’ reposted chuck norris facts) and ian
“Some say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” - Chuck Norris
“Not more almighty to resist our might, Than wise to frustrate all our plots and wiles.” - Milton
on the sixth day god created earth
on the seventh day god relaxed
until chuck norris came and gave him a roundhouse kick to the face and told him to back to work
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling bin.
Chuck Norris can right click on a Mac.
Chuck Norris shaves himself by roundhouse kicking himself in the face. Because the only man who can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was actually featured in many games, but they became a total flop because of the fact noone wanted to play a game that lasted for 3 seconds.
Chuck Norris was named after himself.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays chip
Chuck Norris can kill 4 birds with half a stone
There is no theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
chuck norris can kill 4 stones with half a bird more like it
i have that one in my video, its one of the video responses on this vid
counted to infinity -twice!!!!! lol!!!!
Hahas..you are BAD!!
SHE IS SO HAWT
Omg Plz someone reply And tell me who the FUCK chuck NORRIZ is. Everyone talks about him but i dont know who he is.
chuck norris killed two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris blew the Phoenix Lander into place.
Chuck Norris does not use numchucks when playing Wii. He just swings his cock at the television
you’re pretty cool. i like your show.
He’s an actor of Action movies.
when chuck norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters. because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between chuck norris and chuck norris
there is no such thing as add. its just impossible to concentrate when you know chuck norris can strike at any time
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. after several hours of excruciating pain, the cobra died!
Scientits have banned human cloning because if one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick met another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, phisysits theororize that this contact would end the universe.
chuck Norris has only had one heart attack, his heart lost.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
God wanted to make the universe in one month, chuck norris gave him 7 days
before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks kis closet for chuck norris
chuck norris loss to bruce lee
In 1505 a women was hunted and killed by an evil clown. Now that you have read this, that same clown will be sitting next to your bed with a machete and evil, red glowing eyes when you wake up. Unless you post this to 10 other videos in 1 hour of reading it. Hurry up