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  1. From the typical man/woman/child/beast in the street…

    I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans.

    Time is nature’s way of making sure that everything doesn’t happen at once.

    Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

    Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

    No one is listening until you fart.

    Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

    If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

    If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

    If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

    Life is a sexually transmitted disease

    Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being his servant.

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    If hunters ‘own’ the wild animals and presume the right to shoot them, why don’t people opposed to hunting have an equal right to say No?

    Alternative Health proponents want it both ways: First they say your regular doctor doesn’t know as much as they do and conventional medicine is a failure. Then they claim their products are ‘clinically tested’ and ’scientifically proven’ to work.

    As a cynic I generally expect the worst. I’m rarely disappointed.

    Why is it that as soon as politicians get elected they believe our money belongs to them?

    Every day, self-proclaimed stock market “experts” tell us why the market just went up or down, as if they really knew.
    So where were they yesterday?

    A censor is someone who views pornography all day, but does not get corrupted even though he is certain you would be.

    A Zen master once said to me, “Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.”
    So I didn’t.

    Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.

    I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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  2. A 500,000 song iPod?
    Dammit, I have 500,003 songs to download.

    http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article3728060.ece

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    1. Ole Crap!

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  3. yLe

    “Dear Mr. Twain: I picked up your latest volume. I read it clear through from cover to cover. It was like a bobtailed flush–I could not lay it down. Yours, sincerely. E. F. WARE.”
    - reprinted in Washington Post, December 16, 1906, pg. E6

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  4. leron

    Twitter. Millions of answers to questions no one has asked.

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    1. Paris Hilton

      It’s the hive man talking. Chill.
      Wanna shot of tequila?

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  5. This is madness!!!1

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    1. Watching twit(ter) comments fly by.

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    2. SPaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarta Rolled!

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  6. Excuse me while I whip it out!

    -bman

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  7. Kam

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    1. Andrew

      Photoshop bigtime!

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  8. Ryenstein

    Stupid. Except for the recent episodes with Joanne the talking head, Rocketboom really looks like it jumped the shark. I’m contemplating about removing the podcast feed from Juice.

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  9. seattle_mike

    These are the noises … what is worse yet are the stillnesses.

    Rainer Maria Rilke 103 years ago.

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  10. aRcanecraft

    Anyone mind explaining to me what that video was trying to communicate? I was confused. Whats going on with the recent videos…WHeres Joanne and her usual quirkiness :(

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    1. aRcanecraft

      Ok i think it has to do with something called twitter. I’m a canadian and it hasn’t really gained any popularity here. I’ve looked into it though and it seems rather interesting. I might
      sign up to see what all the hub bub is about.

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  11. ghosts in printers?
    -I always believed there were Gremlins in Javascripts.

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  12. jsfitzgerrel

    Ommmm

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  13. jo

    great show ,j have more dub-in from internet but it’s change now.PS:joanne watch in the mirror and think a comment.)

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  14. there are three types of people, those who are connected and those without the infro-nets-super-thingy-of-getting-stuff-things with a no onions and cheese on a pwned fail burger!!!

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  15. yLe

    “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” — Albert Einsteinhttp://dwarfurl.com/e18ed

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  16. leron

    There are two kinds of people: those who dichotomize, and those who don’t.

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  17. Since it’s probably Tuesday which is why Monday’s ep is not up, I decided to check out the RB blog and noticed something very peculiar:

    Team
    Andrew Baron + Elspeth Rountree + Kenyatta Cheese + Jamie Wilkinson + Joe Bonacci + Liz Filardi

    Joanne Colan is conspicously missing from this list. I don’t want to jump to any conclusion, so perhaps you can fill us in Drew.

    Inspector bman

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