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32 Comments on friday march 02, 2007

  1. Oh my god, someone kidnapped Joanne! You bastards!

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  2. KD

    You were right, I didn’t really need those 4 minutes of my life.

    Thanks for wasting them for me!

    Seriously, though. Nice idea, just a tad too long. You could have speeded up some parts, and cut it down to a 1-minute segment. The value of RB is CONTENT anyway, not DURATION, and in today’s particular case less durations would definitely not have meant less content.

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  3. Tres cool mystery! Where shall we start the search?

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  4. thank God for the scroll-forward.

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  5. hmmm…looks like a Brit is behind this caper, right?

    Who else would spell “ransom” with an “e”.

    :)

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  6. I’m hooked. Joanne disheveled on Thurs, Friday her captors get artsy on us…will Monday come soon enough? God be with Joanne…wherever she is.

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  7. Story links says Vimeo which is a video website. The number turns out to be a user number:

    http://www.vimeo.com/clip:148101

    This looks like a Part II.

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  8. rubber gloves!

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  9. Things I noticed: the gloves and the music.

    Cute, but, yeah, a tad long as has already been mentioned.

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  10. She must have gone to the same school where Dan Quayle learned how to spell
    potatoe

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  11. run mouse over image for my comment…

    http://eclectech.co.uk/pantspirate.php?i=hfV

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  12. Maybe Amanda Kidnapped her!

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  13. if you want your identity back, you know what you have to do Joanne…

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  14. Hmmm… Maybe the answer lies within some anagram of “Hmmm looks like a ransome note, right”?

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  15. Message from Burka Blue Bandits

    – we have kidnapped Drew & Joanne

    — we are your new RB hosts as of Monday

    – better watch or we declare fatwa on you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOk5Ax40hcs

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  16. But this is why we like ‘RB”; because we never know what to expect day to day….a tad long but made me chuckle…

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  17. I would have been more scared if you had used peanut butter and crayons to draw the words.

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  18. is Joanne interviewing Karl Lagerfeld?

    Watch this interview with Karl Lagerfeld on New York Times website - for a dvd called fly…

    http://video.on.nytimes.com/?fr_story=f9479d9c7396edabfa30420f2e5bc9584f3c88d5

    first an interview and then the catwalk for our Joanne?

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  19. Yo…
    Wrong. Nope. Boring. Too long. In class, your instructor would have embarrassed you about this brand of “entertainment” and it never would have happened on Rocktboom. See, in this lifetime, we think it’s all about us. No one rules higher than your gut, even though your gut is just as vulnerable as your still-maturing tastes and insight. AND TELL JOANNE THAT YES, WE ALL KNOW SHE’S CUTE, BUT PLEASE STOP BEING SO ANIMATED ALL THE TIME. TALK TO US…YOU DON’T HAVE TO APPEAR THE CLOWN TO GET OUR ATTENTION…WE’RE ALREADY THERE. RIGHT? Be clever. Be provocative. Be non-partisan (puleeeze with the PC liberal slant). Be different and separate Rocketboom from everything else out there still running on 50 year old TV styles.

    I’m sorry, but you’re just one more bad episode from me hitting the unsubscribe button. I’ve been with Rocketboom since the other gal was making the same young mistakes. Your track record has not been exlimplary lately, with a couple of real turds and consistantly late postings…all breaking the unspoken promise of supposedly “alternative” programming.

    Free country. Free speech. Free Rocketboom. I’m genuinly trying to help here. Heed up…it’s TrimSpa Baby!

    John

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  20. ano

    http://www.blip.tv/file/160170/

    I found another Rocketboom ransom video, this must be part 3?

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  21. ransom was spelled wrong

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  22. Rather annoying..

    It would of been more interesting if there were audio elements (crying, backwards masking, 9600 baud data pulse which hides more clues, manly hands cutting the paper letters out, hell, a huge bloody stump.. ) the continual rattling of paper made me just wait till the whole thing buffered and i looked at the end.

    bleh..

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  23. Let’s support Joanne:
    http://valleywag.com/tech/vlog-hot/vlog-hot-newsbabes-heat-2-239755.php
    We don’t have much time!
    Joanne must get until tomorrow
    at least 170 votes to win!
    But with help of the rocketboom viewers
    it should be no problem!

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  24. We are not idiots, we are HOT BABES.
    And we wear thong undies.
    Vait till Monday….

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  25. jo

    hea!thanks!I am interesting.joanne is 3000 year old from you because looking saturn and the moon but she is not artificial.bye bye %)

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  26. That’s four minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

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  27. Final Ransom note***

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/endquote/394439386/

    Joanne’s watch and wrist (the Monday is Tuesday Girl) as proof

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/endquote/391892896/in/photostream/

    ***enquote has nothing to do with this caper, just a convenient decoy… har har

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  28. Nab I think I saw that movie, didn’t it star Sidney Poitier?

    /a tearjerker

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  29. I wonder if the next sceen will be a bloody body part in newspaper?

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  30. “Wouldn’t be the first time a website was hijacked” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhQNtp3qs_Q

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  31. For what it’s worth, I’m pretty sure that the music playing in the background of Video 2 (the “whose hand…” Vimeo clip) is the Vaughn De Leath recording of “My Blue Heaven.”

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  32. 0perat0r
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