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35 Comments on Know Your Meme: Technoviking

  1. Attila The Hun

    Q: Who is he?

    A: Who gives a crap! Another cyberspace a-hole.

    2 years ago  ∞
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    1. yatta

      Huh? You\’re not Attila. Attila would never be jealous of Technoviking.

      2 years ago  ∞
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      1. Attila The Hun

        I\’ll make minced meat of Technoviking, the android imposter…..arrrrrghhh…maybe my spear will convince you both.

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  2. TSUMBRA

    “The Mean Texas Love of Little Tommy Cryindick”
    http://www.ilovepoetry.com/viewpoem.asp?id=94221
    Love Texas style?

    2 years ago  ∞
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  3. MERRY CHRISTMAS ROCKETBOOMERS –PART 1

    http://fknblazed.com/movies/snow.htm

    2 years ago  ∞
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  4. Techno FTW!

    2 years ago  ∞
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  5. MERRY CHRISTMAS ROCKETBOOMERS –PART 2

    CHET, THE PARROT

    One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop
    looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner
    suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas
    carols.
    This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” The
    young man asked, excitedly.

    “Simply hold a lighted match directly under
    his feet,” was the shop
    owner’s reply. The shop owner held a match under
    Chet’s left foot and Chet began to sing: “Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! …”
    The shop owner then held another match under the parrot’s right
    foot.

    Then Chet’s tune changed, and the air was filled with:
    “Silent Night.
    HolyNight…” The young man was so impressed that he paid
    the shopkeeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his
    arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. “How beautiful!” She
    exclaimed, “Can he talk?”

    “No,” the young man replied, “but he can
    sing.
    Let me show you.” So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed
    it under Chet’s left foot, as the shopkeeper had shown him, and Chet
    crooned: “Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!…

    ” The man then moved the lighter to Chet’s right foot, and out
    came:
    “Silent Night. Holy Night…”

    The wife, her face filled with
    curiosity, then asked, “What if we hold the
    lighter between his legs?” The
    man did not know. “Let’s try it.” He
    answered, eager to please his wife. So
    they held the lighter between Chet’s legs.

    Chet twisted his face, cleared
    his throat, the little parrot sang out loudly
    (like it was the performance of his life): “Chet’s
    nuts roasting on an open
    fire….”

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  6. MERRY CHRISTMAS ROCKETBOOMERS –PART 3

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  7. MERRY CHRISTMAS ROCKETBOOMERS –PART 4

    http://www.noradsanta.org/

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  8. MERRY CHRISTMAS ROCKETBOOMERS –PART 5

    ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzZZZ

    2 years ago  ∞
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    1. yatta

      My favorite one of all.

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  9. AT

    I never realize RB had “employees” per se. I suppose without the ads it’s curious to know how they pay people. But good work all around, Merry Holidays comment boxers.

    2 years ago  ∞
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  10. He actually has got a mention on Wikipedia on the Fuckparade entry. And the year was 2000, not 2005, altough 2005 was when TV hit teh intarwebz.

    2 years ago  ∞
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    1. Oooooh, nice find nitro!

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  11. Christmas

    r u forgetting ur Christmas on video?

    r u forgetting ur website joannecolan.net?

    r u forgetting something, Joanne???

    2 years ago  ∞
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    1. I\’m forgetting Christmas!

      I\’m forgetting joannecolan.net!

      I\’m forgetting something!

      2 years ago  ∞
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      1. H to the C

        Andrew Baron should do something, without Joanne Colan dot net, she\’ll still host rb, unless……

        2 years ago  ∞
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  12. Christmas

    Rocketboom should wish a Merry Christmas, not Knowing our Memes.

    Joanne should celebrate at her website joannecolan.net

    I’m telling Joanne!!! Merry Christmas!!!

    2 years ago  ∞
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  13. House of Windsor

    Merry Christmas Joanne, I can only assume
    you went home for the holidays. I hope England is still recognisable.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t00PAko1KBU

    The Queen

    2 years ago  ∞
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  14. After all is said and done about Techno Viking, I have this to say: “I regard it as a pseudonym, and I don’t really have a problem with it.”

    2 years ago  ∞
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  15. Cool, he\’s dancing in my hometown Berlin! Yea, that must be the Fuckparade…

    2 years ago  ∞
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  16. jo

    good moorning rocketboom!merry christmas everybody.byebye-and a soon!oh!

    2 years ago  ∞
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  17. Kam

    The day before Christmas & you waste a whole show on this dweeb, weak. & Elspeth, if this is the type of guy that warrants a kiss, my opinion of you just dropped a notch, sheeet, you could get cooties from just looking @ this dork.
    mc & lp

    2 years ago  ∞
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    1. Hey Kam, happy hollidays to you too ;)
      p.s. Ellie said that kiss was for you . . .

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      1. Kam

        Well in that case, I\’ll not wash my cheek till New Years, when I expect another, on the lips, with tongue…..Eat your heart out B-man!!!

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      2. Go ahead Kam, rip out another little piece of my heart. (sob, sob)

        2 years ago  ∞
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    2. Okay Kam, the kiss was for you, of course, and maaaaaybe a little for Techno Viking. He’s kinda all that is man, and those muscles. Whoah! Ooops, getting a little lost… haha.

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  18. Happy Holidays to all! We’ll be back with a new episode tomorrow on the 26th, I hope everyone is enjoying some time off with friends and family. I just want to say I’m extremely grateful for all of you being there, a million and forever thank you’s!

    And now a word from the queen:

    2 years ago  ∞
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    1. That was THEN and this is NOW….

      http://www.youtube.com/theroyalchannel

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  19. Merry Christmas, RB-ers!! :)

    2 years ago  ∞
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  21. Beer Tree: The Ultimate Christmas Project

    What the Rocketboom Gang did at their Christmas Party!

    2 years ago  ∞
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  22. Panlos

    She’s HOOOT!!!

    1 year ago  ∞
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  23. waterdude125

    Lol who is he rly?i searched him on wiki and got |= |_| ( |< parade(not spelled like that tho…)p.s if u didnt no |= |_| ( |< sry if im not commenting on the rite thing…:|

    10 months ago  ∞
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  24. leon

    i once was at a website of a german or austrian art&design school (i forgot the name). the techno viking was an art project from that school.

    5 months ago  ∞
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