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Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we replaced all the A-bombs with F-bombs?
I wonder if those Subversive Crosstitch things were designed by really bitter old ladies. I mean, nasty bitches and bastards get old too, don’t they? Not every grandparent can be gingerbread all the time…
That catapult was #@,*&%($# awesome.
Think Blue Amen to that
I too, enjoyed the guy being catapulted. Nothing like seeing extreme juvenile death wishes fully realized.
Or one massive fan of Wile E. Coyote…
D#%$^&% A$^$&# F%^$* & H^$&#*$#
Rocketboom: Fuck yah!
fuck-etboom!!!
Yeah!! Rocketboom: Fuck Yah!!
One of the best Rbooms in the past month. Very good balance of internet sites, Amanda, and other film. Perfect balance between the serious and humor. It appeared you all had worked on this one! Well done.
You guys are looking a little over exposed last few episodes.
What camera RU using?
Note from Steve to C. Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans……
BOAT BIKES!!! Problem solved.
Manda:
Thanks for the comments re Nicole Richie - I shared them with my teenage daughter who seemed to genuinely appreciate what you had to say.
I really hope chevy doesn’t start approving commercials before publishing. Whatching them on their site is just too much fun.
Yeah, we’d do well to get rid of gashogs like the Tahoe. But before demonizing everyone who owns one, ask yourself this: how do *you* get to work? Or the grocery store? Or your vacation to Aspen? Killing the planet slightly more slowly than others is hardly something to be proud of. Real change begins at home, baby. :)
Heh heh heh…you said ‘tool’…heh heh heh!!
hitting yourself on the head was awesome along with the complementary f**k,sh**……hahahaha
I’ve been a big fan of Rocketboom for some time. I enjoy your interesting and irreverent look at Net News. I try to watch you every morning when I get into work.
However, 4 instances of the F-word in one episode are unnecessary and troubling to me. I found it interesting that you used the term “a-holes” earlier, as if just saying what you really meant was a bit over the line. I’m used to that from you and that didn’t really bother me. But later dousing us with the F-word over and over doesn’t deserve the same type of restraint?
Well, it’s NOT OK with me. And I’m a big fan who has sung your praises. So in response to the report you were quoting about who it hurts, I’d just like to say that it hurts ME that you can’t hold back from swearing like that.
Thumbs down to that.
Cursing is the crutch of the conversational cripple. Sorry you feel you have to sink so low.
I’ve been watching you daily for a while now but today was the first day I fell off my chair laughing. Which is hard since my chair is over 33″ high. Had to cling to the desk to avoid serious damage.
I’m off to make a T-Shirt from that Tahoe commercial now…
hitting yourself on the head was awesome along with the complementary f**k,sh**……hahahaha
Mikefive - get over yourself. Did your stomach really sink four times this episode?
This isn’t CNN, and our host isn’t Larry King. This is the internet, and Amanda can report however the fuck she wants.
Awesome.
I had to place something…right. OK.
Beginner’s Mind
Once, a professor went to a Zen Master. He asked him to explain the meaning of Zen. The Master quietly poured a cup of tea. The cup was full but he continued to pour.
The professor could not stand this any longer, so he questioned the Master impatiently, “Why do you keep pouring when the cup is full?”
“I want to point out to you,” the Master said, “that you are similarly attempting to understand Zen while your mind is full. First, empty your mind of preconceptions before you attempt to understand Zen.”
“If your mind is empty, it is always ready for anything; it is open to everything. In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities, in the expert’s mind there are few.”–Suzuki Roshi
I too am having trouble getting a link to my Tahoe commercial. I was hoping to share it with the RB fans because I think it’s pretty funny, I checked two email addresses and its not a matter of spam filter for me, any ideas? Thanks - RB Loyalist
Is it my imagination or is Amanda looking more and more like Nicole Kidman each day?
Rocketboom
Fuck all pimps!
maybe Nicole without the five-head
amanda,
there is good swearing and bad swearing and you swear really good/well. the old “swearing is for people who have a limited capacity to express themselves, blah, blah, yadda…” that’s bullshit. the thing about your swearing is that it has character, humor and style.
i have to be honest when i first started watching rocketboom i thought you were a little dorky but i now see the genius in your style — love the show and love you even more, way more, tons.
oh, btw this may sound ridiculous but what if we didn’t try to conserve fossil fuels and instead try to use them up as quickly as possible? and when they were gone or near gone, wouldn’t that give the needed economic incentives to move on to something rational?
xoxoxo
bill
Best Rocketboom edition EVER!
Booya!
folks,
no, not a nicole look alike. nicole is attractive no question but she is a bone, in my opinion. amanda is smart, funny has, what appears to be, the right curves in the right places. mostly amanda has that intangible thing. i think its a humor about herself that is very appealing. (to me anyway)
beef
YES… my funny, witty, interesting Rocketboom is back!
I think curse words, gingerly peppered into casual conversations, are fucking hilarious. Amanda, your slap-stick comedy is also very funny to me, beeotch.
Thanks for making me smile - I was having a boring mid-day moment!
Much Love,
Jen in Colorado “GO DEMS!”
i love vulgar tuesday.
I never saw the Chevy Tahoe commerical before: I have Tivo…
and,
“Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuckity-Fuck!”
– Jeremiah, Season 2
This is a story about a young woman about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a liberal Democrat, very much in favor of the distribution of wealth.
She was embarrassed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. She felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish, desire to keep what
he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes for the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the
truth and she indicated so to her father.
He responded by asking how she was doing in school. She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that
it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult
course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go
out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for
a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many college friends because she
spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?”
She replied, “Audrey is barely getting by, college for her is a blast.
All she takes are easy classes, never studies, and she barely has a
2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus, she’s always invited to all the
parties, and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because
she’s too hung over.”
The father then asked his daughter, “Why don’t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend
who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have 3.0 GPAs — and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPAs.”
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired
back, “That wouldn’t be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades!
I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done
next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail
off!”
The father smiled, winked and said gently, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
thanks alot Ironic1, I’ll give it a try!
Worked like a charm Ironic, thanks again. Here for others viewing pleasure….http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=e7caf266-156a-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7
Thanks Mike Rafone for saying in 2 sentences what it took me paragraphs. Amanda, you’re better than that.
Hey Ammanda- The shirt again and tilting your political views to left is not going to help you win the broader audience you are going to need. The more you decide to cater to Republicans and Conservatives the more successful your show is going to be. Look at Air America it is a flop in NYC. Progressive-Liberal stuff really has no market.
Great to see you support the less evil of the 2 U.S. political parties!
Ass.
Think red, dimwit.
In any case, I don’t believe Amanda (and Drew’s) only value is to make Rocketboom bigger and bigger and satisfy the most number of people. Being true to one’s self could be a pretty good goal too. Thanks for clarifying what you did, Amanda.
Profanity has its place.
Your shows was very R rated today, and it isn’t usually. So do you think people under 17 watched your show today without adult supervision? How about under 12? 7? Were you thinking about that when you wrote today’s episode???
<RANT>
If you’re challenging the limits on censorship/freedom of expression/etcetera, Why not just slam us with some explicit, slow motion closeups of gay porn, then? After all, exposing children to sexual innuendos doesn’t hurt them, so why not just cut out the innuendo part and go straight in for the real thing??? Why don’t you just show us a 5 year old girl watching pornographic acts, huh?!! I’m sure we’d all like to see that!
</RANT>
I like that you cursed, and I agree what you said about it, sort of. I personally disdain cursing regularly and think it should be held in reserve for when no other word will do. And I enjoyed watching Team America.
Basically I think having an outlet to the masses is something you should take very, very seriously. (But still be funny)
You’re influential, after all.
I would be full of joy if amanda were right on me as with leron on a….lets say…69%…ok delete this comment
Amanda wrote:
We have found that people come back to RB because I say what I feel, I wear what I feel….
….And we FEEL what you wear too ;)
(Boy do we ever………………)
Think Boom Boom
You just go girl. OK. What you do is fun and at times borders on very emotional art. (The Christmas program in lonely NYC). Rocketboom is a wrapped present you get 5 days a week and you can never anticipate what will emerge from your fertile minds. Let people complain. At least you’ve given them a place to vent. Which is more than other media do. Thanks for the great effort you and Andrew put forth. It must be mind-numbing coming up with some of this stuff.
I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think that robot wrestling is real. It’s all fixed, created for entertainment purposes only. None of those robots really looked hurt.
Amanda, I believe you are pushing the envelope. You just may be the next female Howard Stern. Why do I get excited when a Beautiful Woman swears? It’s also hard to be offended as well.
Keep on pushin girl.
Where can I get a tee shirt like that? I would wear it in Omaha, I would wear it anyplace at all!
If cussing wasn’t so naughty, it wouldn’t be half so much fun to do. But, like any spice, too much will ruin the stew.
Amanda hosting style is sooooooooooo boring. Turning her hair from left to right or the other way round, throw the paper…. Could you introduce that style once per week? I can now remember the order of your gesture in every episode that i see. *yawn*
http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=ad5103c8-1876-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7
as a mini cooper owner, i needed to say something (without putting much time or thought into it)
THE CLIP OF AMANDA SWEARING WAS THE BEST AND THE FUNNIEST. YOU SHOULD KEEP IT AND USE ANYTIME YOU REPORT ON SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS. EXAMPLE: “PENTAGON SUBSIDIZES BIG SUV PURCHASES TO HELP WHOOPING CRANE HUNTERS” (RUN CLIP: AMANDA SWEARING)