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Today Molly talks about historical pirates and their adherence to “pirate code.”
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molly has boobs
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
I thought this video was going to be about “pirates” as in people who torrent things, lol.
she needs to stfu -.-
TITS OR GTFO stupid whore
Hey Molly, arrrrrrr ya free Saturday?
meh
RA-MAN the FSM is awesome
Her tits looked smaller in this video.
can i be your ass pirate?
@daswerck91
you need to stfu -.-
LESS FAPPING AND GTFO stupid fag
continuisly tap 3 for sexy molly brows
internet pirates are better!
@Trikko215 can’t fap to this, she doesn’t even show tits …
Also : WhiteKnight.jpg
stop rescuing this bitch, she will not reward you with sex lol
Am I the only one who doesn’t know what marooning is? LOL
Ninja > Pirates
oh i love how she says “ARR!?” at the end XD
arrr?
YARRRRR
Sounds like “Don’t touch my s**t” may have applied. (I have some trust issues too.)
u forgot to write Somalian at the beginning of the title xD
yarr!!
@leafrulez It’s where they leave you on an uninhabited island… generally to die.
@dansprattuk That’s the kind of trashy perverted comment I hate this show always getting, but that’s actually quite witty.
@Gruntforglory Ahh right. Thanks for that
@Lucario47 xd you stole my joke
YARRR GOLD ARRR
giggity giggity boner
Pirate joke time!
“What was the pirate movie rated?”
“Oh god, I’ve heard this a hundred times. It was rated ‘Arrrr’”
“Correct. Now what branch of the military would a pirate be best suited to?”
“Oh come on. The Arrrrmy.”
“No, the Navy idiot.”
Lol limewire
Is Molly’s favorite state Arrrrrrrkansas?
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
@ApplausableGuy what about buttpirates?
i liked how this video was called “pirates hd 720p” before becoming “Pirates”
The Internet, pirating without the scurvy!~ Well, for the most part at least.
I love how everything is made of glass
Arrrg, Molly has plundered me heart!
Get rid of the fatty!!!
Hey RocketBoobs where is Ellie!?
The wench looks like she could suck a barnacle off a whale’s backside. Yarrrr..
Pretty Molly pretty Molly, pieces of eight squawk
Cutest Arr ever!!
Molly would be the perfect pirate, everyone she come across would simply find her so unbeliveable cute they would give her all their gold, just to see her smile.
I was honestly expecting a “you are a pirate” parody
I can’t sleep!,, Pirates tales shmirates tales, ..Molly? tell me a bedtime story.
1:41 Oh Henry Morgan you are an attractive attractive man.
Pirates today are Gays, Jews, or Nerds or real pirates who kill people.
2:30 boob jiggle
I read this as Pilates at first.
you are so lovely
Let’s gather funds so we can get Molly a new chair and paper made of paper!
Yarr Harr! There be no reason for me to speak anything but pirate-ish! Onward, for great booty!
Dressing like a pirate makes the Flying Spaghetti Monster happy and that fights global warming.
That was the cutest ARRRRRRRR ever.
molly can be my butt pirate…
Should have said “This be Rocketboom.” -1 point for improper pirate grammar.
like really the piracy age should come back xD imagine ppl in high tech ships and gadgets fighting each other on the seas xD that would be AWESOME!
Molly left out some of the most interesting info about pirates. Many pirates would release slaves from slaving ships & treat former slaves as equals. Some pirate communities were extremely egalitarian.
lol at the end
arrrg, I want molly’s booty.
I like the part when she talks about pirates
One of my ancestors was a pirate… Well, I think he was actually a privateer, but whatever.
I want more siege of blackthorne castle!
@OnlyFearOfDeath LOL! Good one! And I do too!
@GigantGatlingGun How old are you? Probobly about thirteen, judging by your very short sighted decision. It ceartinly would not be awesome.
@damasta67420 noooo im 19… but its prolly just the influence and to much seeing of one piece xD nyayayayayayya
and stuf dude… this is the internet you dont have to be so serious.. even this vid isnt 100% serious… go get a life…
Ninjas were the Native Americans of ancient Japan, using farm tools to defeat supposedly more powerful enemies, the Samurai. They had to strategize and practice their weapon play just to survive and live free.
Molly needs a strip tease video >=(
The modern day version of writing letter of marque is the us funding terrorists against the russians during the cold war and then “cracking down on pir.. I mean terrorism” afterwards when they were no longer doing what they wanted us to do.
Bah, they’re more like guidelines…
2.00
and portuguese ships…
why do spanish have more credit in this kind of stuff than the portuguese. They we’re the first to go out in the sea to look for new places and expand christianity.
im from a lonely island
arrrgggggggg lol
I thought the Pirate’s Code was more of a set of guidelines? At least Jack Sparrow said so.
ARRRRRRRRRRRR
@xeiraki Look at South and Central America and notice how the majority of those countries speak Spanish and not Portuguese. The Spanish have more conquered territory and thus receive more credit, much like the English because of North America, Australia, New Zealand, India, Ireland, Scotland, and parts of Africa.
We all knew that. We’ve seen the movies.
@sirlinkyalot
Or you need to learn how to socially acceptable.
But let’s be real, a Rocketboom fan’s life neither was nor is an affair with education; it’s all about Molly’s BOOTY!!!!
Arrrgreed!
Where’s the commodore keyboard? OMG Rocketboom has changed.
Kinda .. still funny, and knowledge videos. Molly ?
What happened to the brunettet w/ English accent,a?
Arrr! I want Molly to walk my plank.
Letters of Marque. It’s the difference between check and cheque. It’s just pronounced ‘mark’
Yes, it’s pronounced letters of “mark” not “mar-key”. “Mar-key” would be spelled marquis, like Marquis de Sade, the famous writer. Surprised no one in your offices noticed during filming.
haha from your little snippet of the pirate code, sounds like those laws make more sense than some of the shit we have today lol
No lawsuits in those times, just a marooning… lets do that to Stella, that old cow who sued Mc Donalds over spilling hot coffee on hersel! ARRR!
WTF?! at the ending Lulz
heheheh Arrg Molly I’d really like to steal ur “booty” if you know what I mean
I think we should all pitch in and get Molly a new chair that isn’t made of fragile glass.
lmao molly pirate…cute <3
Exploration! Adventure! The wide open seas! … Scurvy?
Arrrrrrr me boobies!!!!
@Fzeroxd001 hmm….very good question indeed.
Check this thing that i did for your amusement:
Internet Pirates> Molly Pirate> ButtPirates > Real Pirates
Do you agree, SIR?
Mally… aggRH!
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02:31 – 02:34 // 1 MOLLY 1 CUP
4 people have scurvy.
@daswerck91 rofl. I think you might have gone to the wrong “you” site bro :3
Why couldn’t the 11-year-old get into the movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRGH!
Dear rocketboom fans; we are all acutely aware that Molly is attractive, we can now move on and actually talk about the issues brought up, rather than her, wonderful as she is
I definately want to lick molly’s pirate asshole
molly made “marooning” sound sexual
Molly can we dtae ?
@indianajonesanaheim2
Can you raed tihs, Molly ?
we are fucking pirates
I once had a GF named Marque, it didn’t work out. I want nice things. Don’t maroon me! I have a Doctors note.
My cousin is a pirate based in Vietnam. He specialises in DVDs. You can get the latest movies from around the world for only US$8.
it’s a pirate because tk the balls!(:
or only underhand(:
(:
She should have waited till September 19th to talk about this topic.
@leoborros SMARLLLL
Is she wearing the patch because someone shot their load into her eye?
R.
molly ill be your seat.
Shoulda talked about modern day pirates
2:30 MOLLY BOOB BOUNCE OH GAWD I CAME
One can only hope her salary is near equal to the impact she leaves on us.
Beats working for the East India Company.
Do not dislike under penalty of maroonment.
@leoborros
they would probably rape her actually.
Pirates of the Caribbean starring Johnny Depp has been a true story; written in double entendre, allegory and metaphor to make it entertaining. Look at the Black Swan, a pirate silver coin, as Black also means gone to darkness and evil; there is only one Black Swan for the entire crew to enjoy–double entendre, coin or woman. Pirates were signs of suffering and hardship; with a broken compass and lead only by their hearts.
the first document was the BP rig damage report……..
@DCdabest Actually, I believe that was from Nokia’s CEO talking about his company going down due to Apple. It was in a recent episode.
the start and the end are just insanely cute, =3 naww =p
Cutest ending evaaaa
I thought she was going to talk about piracy but this works too. plus she’s mega adorable
Nice video, but where’s the final cut of that International Pirate Day footage???
@leoborros No, I would shoot her with my gun, and order my men to raid her ship an steal all HER gold.
You did not mention the newest most free breed of (internet) pirates. They take what they want and are nonpunishable.
2:30 – bounce bounce bounce
she is just so beautiful it’s beyond words
This brings back memories of my senior thesis! Well done.
You should have done the whole vid in pirate english…
Molly! You have GOT to get softer paper…. (I was saying the same thing to the wife, only the other day).
@ApplausableGuy agreed
@leoborros i know something else i would want to see of her:P
dem pirates is bad men. dem steal all de gold.
“…which suddenly set his entire oil platform on fire”.
Really wrong
@KidChaos878 Ahoy
fucking adorable intro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
september 19th is international talk like a pirate day…..molly should do a video!
gotta love her
I could watch the first 10 seconds over, and over, and .. again
I can’t believe she didn’t reference the “LoL, Pirates” video!!!
i think you need some crest white strips sweety
mollyku sayang?
press 3 really fast for eyebrow lols
YAR HAR FIDDLE-DI-DAR YOU ARE A PIRATE!
DO WAT YOU WAN CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARRRR A PIRATE!
Best introduction ever, I laughed so hard. Thank you Molly.
@maksphoto78 get a life perv -.-
She’d look good with a cock up her arse.
@gameguru42392 It’s ok, who needs life when we have molly
)
@pigman2222 What are you, 14? Grow the fuck up.
@plus16hrs The English actually have healthier teeth because they don’t bombard them with bleaching chemicals that weaken the enamel.
@yerk3
What are you, 13? Shut the fuck up.
@pigman2222 You look good with a cock in your mouth.
*round of applause, ladies and gentlemen*
press 1 on the video and molly will keep asking you.
I give this video a high sea.
*throws paper*
*glass smashes*
me: ummmm? o.O
@maksphoto78
Yaarrrection. It gave me.
@maksphoto78
Life is not worth living without Molly.
@KidChaos878
i can get the lastest movie for 0$ .
@pigman2222 Right, because it’s way more mature to make crass, immature sexual comments about women than it is to point out the immaturity of such behavior. Why don’t you take a page out of your own book and shut up and leave the grown-ups alone?
eh they weren’t really codes……more like….guidelines
@KidChaos878 lol, it is cheaper to buy a real DVD for that price sometimes.
…do what you want, cause a pirate is free. YOU ARE A PIRATE! YAR HAR DIDILY DEE!
@L337MasterXD
aarrrgg u beat meh to it matey YAR HAR DIDILY DEE!
NINJA’S!!!
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE BEIN A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT 2 BE
DO WACHA WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE
@yerk3
What are you, 12? Shut the fuck up.
@maksphoto78
So you like looking at men with cocks in their mouth? Fair enough faggot, and remember you said it, not I.
@pigman2222 Oooh, I get it, you’re a troll! Seriously, fuck off.
@yerk3
What are you, 11? Shut the fuck up.
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I was surprised you didn’t mention the two colors of flags. Allow me:
When a pirate ship came to attack a vessel, it would fly one of two flags. A black flag meant that your life would be spared if you didn’t fight them as they stole whatever they were interested in, while a red flag meant that you would be killed or shanghaied (taken aboard the ship and forced to work) and they would show no mercy. I just always thought that was an interesting part of pirate history.
molly’s the only pirate with a lisp
Forget pirates – Vikings!
they die young
i just wanted to hear molly say booty. thumbs down
@cinematograph25 pretty much the same thing
I love how paper “shatters” when she throws it away ^_^
Best introduction yet.
@Stonehawk Everything that Molly throws shatters.
Wow, what a find! A site that both educates and entertains, with the added bonus of the awesome MemeMolly as a presenter! Despite the restrictions of the Code… it’s still ‘a pirates life for me’.
Most of my piracy is from torrents.
@KidChaos878 wow that is expensive! i can get it for about US$1.50
And it still high quality, not that cinema type crap that the media tells you.
@igykalen argh maitee!
@igykalen = Thepiratebay . org
Do Somalian pirates have a “pirate code”?
Vikings are far more awesome m/
so cute…. and molly too
@rickcheyne Yes. They may not stop the Belgian Navy: youtube . com / watch?v=81ZLZGnRKL8
@maksphoto78 thumbs up if you skipped right to that
troochee
she forgot the best place to meet pirates – TPB
@QueenWillNeverDie That video is awesome! Thx dude.
is it just me or is she gaining weight day by day ?
@maksphoto78 Perv perv perv
@kareemDC being a pirate is alright with me
If you spam “1″ real fast it looks like her boobies are bouncing
There was no British Government in the 17th century, Scotland and England were still seperate countries. Scotland and England didn’t unite into the Kingdom of Great Britain until 1707, I believe she actually ment the English govenment. Sorry but she misspoke.
“arghh, I’m Molly and this is Rocket Boom”
Possibly the cutest thing ever.
@nodinitiative But is it in HD? XD
@KidChaos878 yes, but not all of it. it depends on when the movie was released.
DVD 3, 5 and 8 etc.
in other lingo: still cinema, good visual but bad subtitle and both good visual and subtitle.
i usually watch good movies at the ‘cinema’, i’m not going to waste a lot of money on rewatching at home with dvd..
molly has big fat tits and i wanna suck her tits
Buddha is not a pirate. He’s a ninja because he’s Asian.
Buddha was too fat to be a pirate, anyway, I shot him in ’79.
What about the real pirates, the ones who go online to watch Barbie as Rapunzel and Tangled online?
@tomsonuy Heavy
Pirates Bay………YAAARRRRRRRRRR………..
Even Buddha?
This would be excellent material for the International Talk Like A Pirate Day. -.-
That is September 19.
Pirate Molly = WIN
O.O ….oh good, I thought you were talking about me!
molly is a pirate hahaha xD