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57 Comments on Crocodile Paradox

  1. MenosGrandeSolotario

    Sounds intresting

    2 years ago  ∞
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  2. shesaconcept

    woo

    2 years ago  ∞
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  3. pdmspencer

    i dont like it she dies :(

    2 years ago  ∞
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  4. chaosquall1

    i jizzed

    2 years ago  ∞
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  5. Kylahullut1969

    no more plz

    2 years ago  ∞
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  6. OhNoItsGojira

    I gladly will

    2 years ago  ∞
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  7. kingboru121

    thats mean telling you, you fail either way

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  8. xxJoykillingKittenxx

    The only way to win is not to play at all.>:D
    WARNUNG.

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  9. petaaaaa1234

    i love the paradoxes here they’re great

    plus the chick is hot :)

    2 years ago  ∞
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  10. abramokids

    When you make a game, you’re supposed to post the vids as private so all the parts dont show up in the subscription box. Just letting you know for the future

    2 years ago  ∞
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  11. MrIhave2muchfreetime

    Wow she’s cute

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  12. EP0CH14N

    i hate to say it, but this is not a true paradox at all. the robot was simply lying. If you look at it from reverse the only way the robot could be telling the truth is if he planned to give them back all along. It is more of a catch 22 for the robot then a paradox.

    2 years ago  ∞
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  13. coolstream1

    Whats the point of pimping your own channels video… on your own channel?

    2 years ago  ∞
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  14. yellowpowwer

    i lost :(

    2 years ago  ∞
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  15. ototuit

    great bOObs

    2 years ago  ∞
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  16. Listen closely to Molly’s opening command to the robot and you will solve the paradox.

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  17. DefinitelyNotNoah

    great erection.

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  18. Nickelhead585

    @yellowpowwer thank you

    2 years ago  ∞
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  19. jessemac13

    NICE TITTS MMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMY .

    2 years ago  ∞
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  20. June

    I always wait for ms. windman’s daily news

    I find it so refreshing

    Thank you,

    2 years ago  ∞
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  21. funtime77777

    Anyone here old enough to remember “War Games”? The only winning move, is, NOT TO PLAY! Good job ROCKETBOOM. Although, I’m not sure all the examples given this week, were indeed Paradoxes. Most, maybe. Never the less, still highly entertaining.

    2 years ago  ∞
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  22. Deseonfire

    Rocketboom keeps coming out with more stupid random things, crappy interviews by actors or people I could care less about or have never heard of, and unrevelent news by the minute.

    2 years ago  ∞
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  23. Firster

    first

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  24. superpoopoop

    I hated the TI99/4A shtick the first time Molly used it in a Rocketboom video. Now it’s really getting old.

    2 years ago  ∞
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  25. Pedantically speaking a hungry robot is paradoxical, since it doesn’t fit the definition of robot. This answers the question: “where’s the paradox here?”

    More broadly considered a hungry robot is bullshit.

    Molly is developing very good victimizable traits. Zombified, bullied by Mrs Rountree, eaten by the robot… Keep it going!

    2 years ago  ∞
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    1. Ook

      I am of the impression that they’ve yet to tire of that auto tune thing, ergo, the croc is switched for the bot. Why Molly’s babies are switched for apples, I know not.

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  26. Ook

    I would like to mention another type of paradox or two but for tomorrow’s episode. What a paradox! Or, “what, a paradox?”

    2 years ago  ∞
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    1. Fox News enacts every day the liar paradox (also known as the Cretan paradox).Many times a day, in fact.

      Speaking of which, got this on Twitter:

      John Stewart on Inhofe: “That guy thinks global warming is debunked every time he drinks a slushie and gets a brain freeze.”

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      1. Ook

        LOL So true!

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  27. johnnytastetest

    No one understands what you’re talking about old-timer! We’ve heard tale of a time before the internet, but Microsoft has yet to put out a program that can accurately recreate the sensation of what it would have been like to be…disconnected from everything.

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  28. johnnytastetest

    It must be so disheartening for this girl to read the explicit comments on her videos.

    “One day I am going to teach the people of the internet about existentialism, the solar system and all the wonders of the world!” she probably said a few years ago.

    Oh well. Ha ha.

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  29. philips502

    you look so stunning lately molly =)

    2 years ago  ∞
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  30. GALM1Cipher

    but if i play it, no matter what i do u die :(

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  31. theflorgeormix

    Marlon Brando philosophy

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  32. joejumps4fun

    I just unsubed

    2 years ago  ∞
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  33. diwash9612425

    fun hehehe

    2 years ago  ∞
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  34. rantingone

    its a catch 22… don’t go there!!!

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  35. Dear Molly WocketBoobs,

    A Wonderful Wobot Pawadox! Weawwy Witty!

    Here is a clip of the Britishly Composed and Conjugated Comedic Classic: PARADOX!

    2 years ago  ∞
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  36. Penguiroo

    “The only winning move is not to play” is a problem in itself… One can’t win if they don’t participate in the game first. Winning without playing is like giving birth without being pregnant. It just wont work, short of stuffing a kid up there, which we will just.. not think about. The only way it could be considered winning, is the sense that you’re not losing. A hollow victory, and not really one at all. There is no way to win.

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  37. bernardzyx

    One can’t win against a crocodile … or a robot.

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  38. Firster

    first (not a duplicate comment)

    2 years ago  ∞
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  39. TheOvitsky

    too long, did not read.

    MOAR BOOBIES NEXT TIME

    2 years ago  ∞
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  40. Paco

    This would be great if youtube didn’t suck ass. Or perhaps I should blame comcast for it’s narrowband bollocks.

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  41. pduffy4

    She is beautiful.

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  42. FatherTime89

    Why couldn’t they show the courtroom paradox?

    2 years ago  ∞
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  43. Mustkunstn1k

    If anyone wants invitations to Lockerz then just hit me up with a PM or reply your e-mail to this comment.

    Hopefully everyone knows about Lockerz by now, but if you don’t then you can get some awesome free stuff and it is no scam.

    Create a new e-mail if you are not sure about this.

    On a different note: IW should release a dedicated servers patch on the PC for MW2!

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  44. greatsayain

    if you can’t win is it even a game? Maybe it’s a jsut a situation with bad outcomes.

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  45. Penguiroo

    Well played, good sir :]

    I suppose it’s not a traditional, or even fair game… but it’s still a game nonetheless. One can play it, it requires the participation of one or more people, and it can be fun (depending on the mindsets of those playing, of course). Sure, you always lose, but is it really losing if you’re learning.. from a stunningly beautiful girl no less? (Just had to throw in one compliment)

    /rant..ish thing. Sort of.

    2 years ago  ∞
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  46. VENERALIAVIDEO

    Nature spent hundreds of millions of years to make a beautiful female like you. And all that effort is thrown to the waist by spending time talking about boring stuff. Leave it to the nerds who cannot have the sex life they want. The whole body of scientific knowledge is a lot less fun than having an orgasm. Have a lot of sex… that´s what your body and chemistry demands… Have some pot and experience la petit mort all you can… A gorgeous apple is made to be eaten. Good Luck!

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  47. TheQuantumRobot

    Actually, we say “la petite mort”. But I’m sure you don’t really care. Me neither.

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  48. fandanstan

    Haven’t taken french in a while, but I think that means “the small death”?

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  49. ImmortalDestructor

    And yet I have defeated a robot crocodile!

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  50. TheQuantumRobot

    Yes, fandanstan.

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  51. R5dashandahalf

    A ferocious crocodile should be brought near Molly and let it play a good knife and fork with Molly’s breasts.

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  52. jayfulf

    cutie

    2 years ago  ∞
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  53. artorush

    That’s one huge map poster.

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  54. funtime77777

    “The only winning move is not to play”, That’s what I said, and this is the weirdo response I got. ” is a problem in itself… One can’t win if they don’t participate in the game first. Winning without playing is like giving birth without being pregnant. It just wont work, short of stuffing a kid up there, which we will just.. not think about. The only way it could be considered winning, is the sense that you’re not losing. A hollow victory, and not really one at all. There is no way to win

    2 years ago  ∞
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