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Transformers shirt!
I still can’t get over how you use that TI 99/4A.
Does it work? Have you broken it yet?
haha I can’t believe that Australian news situation with the seagull walking in front of the camera made it onto this! I was watching that news broadcast when the seagull walked past… funny.
To (part2themovie): ??? She is, obviously, English. SOOOOOoooo, her “native language” is, probably, English. But then again, I might be wrong…
It’s make-up dude, chill.
Your an idiot.
What was the SECOND animal that crossed the background camera?? Looked like some sort of milipede or centerpede or caterpiller?
They’re totally right, Fox News ISN’T a legit news network. They feed the country fears and lies. Ridiculous.
DOLLHOUSE is GONNA BE canceled
/cry
molly is freaking gorgeous.
WTF is on her neck?!
bloody hell
spider bite
She’s infected! KILL HER!
This is whar SIL looks like on a good day, YEAH! - Gotta love Molly!!! :-)
your skin looks like it’s reacting poorly to the henna…
biggest hickey ever!
In soviet Russia Zombie bites you!
no, wait, that’s not quite right.
I could do you!
That would be right!!
I win, i have no legs
hehehe in Soviet Russia brain eats zombie.. that’s not right either :(
dude :
1. Your name sounds familiar
2. You are wrong
3. Yay Molly (see how I tried to get back on topic there?)
yay transformers shirt!
Lawl
1. YOUR name sounds familiar
2. I am sort of right
3. Yay Molly (see how I connected dollhouse a FOX shot to FOX being an illegitimate news station)
for a second i thought she got a tattoo on her neck… then i saw the zombie thing and realized she got bit. very funny haha
The media was made for calling out bad politics, but now it seems the tables have turned.
You know the problem with going political is it can sometimes bite you. Glenn Beck actually said Vancouver lost $1 Billion dollars but apparently he misspoke. It was actually Calgary. Funny how no one is reporting that he admitted the mistake. Calgary is not very far from Vancouver about 419 miles so it’s easy to accept that one might make such a mistake given that Vancouver is schedule to host the Olympics also. The fact of his statement is True. Nearly $1 Billion lost hosting Olympics.
Easy to make that mistake if you are an ignorant American.
Hello, ever-so-cute Molly! My dad has a couple of TI-99/4a consoles if you need more. Where did you get that one? I learned programming on one…26 years ago.
bloody hell no bloody hell no bloody hell no bloody hell no bloody hell no bloody hell no
WTF happened to her neck?!
yep, got bitten by a vampire.
Nice translucent shirt though.
<3 you Molly. My new favorite channel!
Locked in capsule for 500 days? I’d do it if they paid me enough and if I could read and write.
What I don’t get is why they are doing this experiement in the first place. With newer ion rocket designs a craft could reach Mars in just 39 days. This engine should begin testing in just a few years.
Wouldn’t you like to be the guy that comes out of that capsule after so long to find out his expirement was a waste of time because rocket technology has so greatly improved? lol
Her neck D:
People might be a little less harsh on him if he acted a little more reasonably the rest of the time.
drunk tramp stamp?
A tattoo! I love her even more, if that’s possible
Bitten by a zombie.
xD vamp neck
Where?
In Soviet Russia, you eat zombie?
Eww a tattoo…MAJOR TURNOFF
Gah, a tatoo?
So unnecessary :c
tattoo is sexy
lol tatoo on her neck
For using the shift button your awesomeness has leveled up : D
But would you trade it for being able to know her personally IRL?
Oh, dear lord. I thought that was a tattoo.
Phew.
I like these videos informative and witty, but what’s that on your neck . . . oh I see a manifested running joke.
She’s so cute.
god dammit i want to facefuck molly..
0:04 … did she say boob? lol :3
shift is for emotions, capslock is for pussys!
Tattoo = Good.
Apparently there is a lot of you assuming it’s a tattoo on her neck. It isn’t. It’s suppose to look like something ( a Zombie ) bit her neck.
hey is that real if so cool. if not lol.
CNN news NEVER distorts the facts or picks one candidate and makes a messiah out of him just so they can get government bailouts later on down the road.
I have to say you are really hot.
hahah good one =]
That looks like a zombie bite on her neck.
i was gonna say the same thing
I think I would like being isolated with you
1:59 she
the good way!!
ok what with the neck? is that a tatto?
0:37 - reptilian eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
it looks red. looks like a tattoo to me =)
I think that was supposed to be a zombie bite
the fuck is up with ur neck?
molleys a reptoid
i am already in solitude i cant leave my computer……..
just give me a girl, 3Mb bandwidth and im set.
Molly is a ZILF
…
Zombie I’d like to Follow (on twitter :-) )
It was a zombie bite.
lol i thought that was a tatto on her neck until she check what she felt and it was teh zombie bite oh noes 0.e lawl
Wow… sweet zombie bite, I need to get me one’a those.
Nice , to bad 0 talent! but very nice indeed!
NICE.
is that a tattoo? it’s ugly.
o canada..
fox news is teh suck.
rail cat is teh rock!!!
moar rail cat plox!!!!!
double tap.
it’s pretty robust!
What a babe
thanks! :]
more than meets the eye.
wtf is on your neck? Not cool.
i’m going to run away to the internet and never return
i’m also going to dress up as a giant brain topped with powdered sugar and get zombies to chase me. be prepared.
LOLMG! THat tattoo is disgusting. looks like a zombie bit her neck!
Why would you get your first tattoo on your neck!?
please, i will not sleep well until someone tells me its fake.
i bit Molly on the neck
not going to lie that neck tattoo looks disturbing. being fake is a sigh of relief!
THIS JUST IN!
Is that a bite mark on your neck?
Maybe you should have it looked at.
Random question: could somebody tell me the name of the song at 2:07-whenever? I’ve heard it used like three times on this show and can’t place what it’s from.
I don’t get this neck ink thing.
gorgeous….
The White House is correct; Fox cable news is not a reputable news organization. I don’t watch or listen to it. I’d rather be uninformed than misinformed.
The first time I grabbed Minnie’s ass! Ahh, those were the days.
Nice neck tat! Too bad it’s fake (?)
It’s fake.
Go to sleep.
What the fuck happen to your neck? You must have blended in with a herd of fat cows and been branded by the farmer
We love you Molly! Now get your bum in the vanguard and kill the zombies for us…
Fail.
yur an idiot, she jsut talked about zombies. what do zombies do? they eat people,. what happens when they bite you? you become one…..
sweet shirt molly!
Oh wow. I researched into that Anita Dunn vs Fox News thing.
It seems that her statement prompted Michael Clemente, the Senior VP of FOX News to gave a written reply - in which he actually admits, on public record, that FOX News is not News at all - but is entirely editorial.
This is a pretty epic.
approx 3:22 at:
watch?v=1AEt180Wnls
and/or Google for his exact quote: “…the editorial page, which is what our programming represents.”
Not too Jolly, Polly.
shes cute
tatoo
I hope that tat is fake.
that tatoo looks like a zombie took a bite out of her neck. I hope thats fake too
i love you
Snap the video to 0:04 repeatedly, it sounds less human each time.
BRAIIIINS!!!
You’re totally right. It goes from human to robotic to… sheep?
I would probably go crazy without the internet. But… I do have games and stuff.
She says “26th” weird. :\
Nonetheless, she is very hot. I keep watching so that maybe one day, she’d at least give us a glimpse of her undergarments.
Awesome work on this video friend. If you need any help on getting it pushed up to the top of Youtube check out this service at tubeplays . com
This is very awesome, you will see!
Lol yes, but I dunno how on earth you found that out!
Hey, rock em sock em robots
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Molly :P
the thing on her neck….. i though it was an awesome tattoo that i couldnt quite make out what it was, but no it was a zombie bite
lol
That, my monochromatic friend, was the joke.
nevermind.
On further reading it seems his intent was to draw a line between FOX’s News segments and Editorial segments.
Which is still laughable of course. Counting the pro-GOP anti-DEM bias and editorial slant even in the FOX “News” segments is so commonplace now it’s practically a drinking game.
Well not allowing SMS or internet is nothing new its probably because all the stuff about how China treats Muslims is getting out.
You can shoot a Wieger in the streets and nothing happens the police can arrest and old them for decades without evidence. Its just bullshit they are treated like animals. If China hates them why not just split them off and leave it at that they have NO reasorces in that area anyways.
how does making a comment on a tatoo that looks like a zombie bite make someone monochromatic?
milk..
Your monochromatic in the sense that your brain is not yet evolved.
We have a ”zombie walk” in Stockholm Sweden.
I second that!
Geraldo is a piece of crap schmuck bastid
Not that I resent particularly Obama’s taking on Fox News, yet here’s another point of view…
http://tinyurl.com/yk68kxd
What If, Instead of Fox, Team Obama Tackled Insurance Profiteers
Suppose President Obama and his aides had decided to take on the worst offender among the big insurance companies this fall.
. . .
Obama should be “losing sleep” over the fact that he is engaged in this absurd diversion of resources and attention from the real fights his administration ought to be engaged in.
There’s no question that Fox commentators can and will continue to be ridiculous in their Republicanism.
But not all Fox personalities are cut from the same cloth as Glenn Beck.
More significantly, the network has a significant viewership and surveys show that a good many of those viewers are independent-minded Americans who tune in as much for the entertainment value of particular shows as for conservative cheerleading.
. . .
PS. Is there an unclosed tag somewhere in the script of the page? From half discussion on the text of the comments on my browser appears barred.
Oh my god… DID YOU GET A TATTOO ON YOUR NECK?!!?! T.T
Hahaha, finally FOX gets owned. I hope they shut that news network down and kill everyone on it. It should be against the law to make up bullshit like that, all the people that listen to FOX are complete retards, I’ve watched it, none of their arguments make any sense, everything they say is a lie.
Those zombies were shit. They looked crap.
Optimus Prime never looked so good.
Punch me in the face !
nice new tat molly
looks like it.. hope not though
that’d be plain stupid
What have you done to your neck? I hope that’s temporary. Otherwise great show keep up the good work.
isnt that how zombies look like?
Molly did one of those zombies bite your neck. Does it hurt? ;(
dress up like zombies :O!? That’s just asking for a buck 12ga to to the head O.o! No peace for the wicked!!!
@NewRecruitInNatsArmy
i dont think it does why she dosent even notice the bite until after she ended XD but it must hurt like hell
Why does it look like the Superman logo in the middle of your bite mark?
I’d bite her neck.
I see what you did there.
And it’s kind of inappropriate. :D
I’d bite her somewhere else
rofl me too
Omg, she’s got a hickey.
great episode! Love the quirkiness!
Cool Zombies………….
The pigeon fiasco proves that news shows aren’t actually filmed in front of large windows overlooking the city…. they’re actually all shot in a film studio on the Moon.
too fat, do not want.
i wanna do molly :3
tho she might not really appritiate this comment (if she reads this at all o.O) i must concur
shut up
Dear Molly RocketBoobs,
The Queen of Zombies! (Love You)
or you what?
besides i essencially agreed yto your post so whats the offence here?
simple, nothing. learn how to spell and remember, put it in your mouth. thanks
typos happen
just because english is not my primary language or that i occasionally hit wrong button dose not mean you have to freak out on me… and why would i put something in my mouth… or you mean say it? that wont help lol
its a saying and im not freaking out when you spell words wrong
OMG she so tidy a wood bang that big time
first
i hate fox news
I love FOX News!
The first time I saw Fox “news” I thought it was a satire like Brass Eye…
ooki so i TYPE them wrong sorry but these things happen…..
aaa
Calgary. Beck corrected the error. Will you?
umm.. yea .. >.> ..
Molly is cute
wtf has she got on her neck??
I hate your shit rocketboom. Stop spreading memes everywhere. Stop fucking crediting Anons. We dont need anymore shit newfags. nigger
(8) Transformers! doo doo-dee doo-doo (8)
i don’t get it, i can sing it just fine, but when i try and type it looks all shit :(
lol fag
bad tattoo? xD
basically its meant to be a zombie bite, so if you look at her most recent vid on here or on dailybooth you’ll see its a zombie transition ;)
Sensei! (Teacher?)
its not a tattoo she got bitten by a zombie
1:59 LOL!!!
:D
I gave her that hicky, it was a wild night.
I don’t even understand, she just keeps randomly jumping from topic to topic without any sort of transition.
The entire script is like one massive sentence.
i’ll watch anything molly does….i dont care if its just her painting her nails..or doing her laundry…lol
Great Rockem Sockem Robots….
Call to enjoy something differant:4143860369
i honestly rather see her painting her nails and what not than running her mouth
lol, what a saucy fellow you are. the hickey i gave her was off screen. xD
Good one, learn how to use the word “you’re” you illiterate shit-bag.
This is exactly the kind of zeitgeisty crap that’s clogging up the internet - utterly random buzzwords, pointless trend-setting. God, it makes me depressed.
Lol dude
Oh i got to get my shotgun and kill em
SHES BEEN INFECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@andyourmother Your comment is exactly the type of esoteric crap that is turning the internet into something for the elite. The internet is neither good nor bad, it is what people make of it, and it certainly wasn’t created tailored to your specific needs. Zeitgeist is the spirit of the youth, and it’s the youth who will be working for your social security, Mr. 28 year old, when you retire. So until I am corrected, and as a member of generation Z, you are not relevant to our interests.
Fair enough. Good point, well made.
2:00 LOL wtf?
Newfag
Nice Tatt, girl ;)