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I <3 Molly !
no one even knows what jesus really looked like… so those people are dumb
Molly > Jesus
@defect530 He sounds like a cool bro
its funny haha, look at the map behind the girl… australia and new zealand are in the center… they think they are in the middle of the world!!!
Skinny man with long hair and beard =/= Jesus.
molly was exceptionally beautiful on this video
I see Jesus in Molly’s hair. (O.o)
@logosh I see jellyfish in Jesus
What’s stupid is that Jesus depictions are always of the illustrated stereotypical white version which if he existed would not be what he looked like, so they serve no significance.. it’s stupid.
The frying pan one looked like the Mona Lisa actually
OMG! Jesus just appeared on a frying pan on my computer monitor! It’s a miracle!
i like the part with Molly
for some reason i really like listening to her voice…
so technically, lots of guys have be burning jesus. nice
@juancobo27 hey the girl has a name, It’s Molly
I could listen to Molly talk about random crap all day.
bikini baby bikini
Molly Molly Molly. How you amuse me.
bikini baby bikini, wear one
i didn’t understand the twitter server thing, but whatever
Ok, Molly… I’ve been dying to ask you a question for the LONGEST time now and now I’m gonna do it ! Ok. Here goes…..
…. very few of those actually looked like a picture and the frying pan looked female…. people are weird, sigmund would have had a field day with their brains.
I was hoping you would mention Jesus the Christ some time soon, I love any excuse to Praise the Lord!! And I say Jesus is everywhere!!! Matthew 6:33 !
Molly looks kinda like Jesus…..
@rickcheyne
Did someone say jesus? :D
Molly’s an elf! No wonder we like her so much…
How do they know what Jesus might’ve looked like?
@JakeJemas ?
jesus on chewing gum LOL
@maximo15 derr da derp
they’re so sexy ffffuuuuu.
Adorable headband ftw.
yay, good video.
what do you call cheese thats my cheese? NACHO CHEESE!
That wasn’t Jesus. A beaded man with a weird look on his face - that’s a pedophile.
molly <3
Jesus is one ugly motherfucker.
* meanwhile in FapLand *
mollly is soooo cute
You’re English, don’t say “period” when you mean full stop. Makes you look stupid.
Thats not jesus, thats a Jazz player
@ 0:30 that’s the cutest “but” I’ve ever seen!
If Jesus really showed up in Bread Mold/Tree knot/Frying Pan, he would probably look much more middle-eastern than Anglican.
In that case, we’d all be saying “Look, there’s a terrorist in my Naan!”
Molly is better then porn!
If only there was an actual picture of jesus to compare to all of the images :( Anyway, wasn’t jesus an arab?
Non of those Jesuses have pancake mix.
Molly, your eyes look extra beautiful in this vid!
Molly today you look super cute! I am in love :-)
I found Jesus in my shit, he stank so I flushed him.
@marcuelcajon Wow Ur a shit face fool huh ?
I heard Jesus had a birthmark shaped like Jesus
@marcuelcajon wow..lol :P
@thefranstastics lol
what’s that keyboard molly uses? it doesn’t seem to be really old!
Its a sign!! The coming of Jesus! lol…and how do they know its not a long haired man…or woman?
hmm…
i have only this to say:
*WEEGEE STARES AT YOU*
@ald0sco he was jewish!!!!
you can see Jesus nest to molly’s right arm
When i see Molly’s face on some random gum or food, then it will be worth noticing
hmmm…
yep…
that’s totally Jesus in that chewing gum
no doubt, AT ALL.
That was not Jesus in the firer, it was a Guy Faweks mask
@Tomorer NO actually that would be Jesus.
Love it lol :)
Where are my dogtags.
Jesus? No, it was Sirius Black!
The only problem with all these ‘Jesus’ spottings is, He looked nothing like the hippy white prettyboy they keep seeing. So the real question is, who is it?
what the fawk with the telegraph ad ?! i want to see jesus’ full face!
@Tompa90Nobody Anon strikes in the most unlikely of places.
can we have a bloopers or out-takes show?
jesus in burned bacon fat? isn’t that kinda sacrilegious? cause jesus was a jew and bacon( or any pig product) is against the jewish religion.
I’m surprised they didn’t find a image of Jesus in that pool of mud on the ground at 1:29! :P
mannerisms annoy me to death
BAD LIGHTING UGGGGGGGHHH
@onemoregoodguy All religions contradict themselves. This would not be a surprise! :P
That bacon must have been holy
I remember last year when a woman saw Jesus in her Marmite lid
I don’t think they mean they bought a server for just one account, they mean: “One account accounts (hehe) for => 100% CPU cycles of one server, but spread across multiple servers”.
And I support boomerxxxs statement.
The cum shot I made on the wall watching this video was in the shape of Jesus.
@TehCacti You came to this? wtf. How?
Luv Molly
Well Molly I saw you image in my towel &in my dreams…LOL!!!!
yes, she has a lovely voice, but there are too many fucking PERVS obsessing over Molly.
Holy Molly!!!
@boomerxxx That’s what I subbed for in all seriousness. Love her videos and if this is the only way I get something close to it, so be it. Although I prefer her random videos much better.
So, gettin’ to know your meme some time soon?
I want Molly as my GPS voice =(
Jesus on a bike 1:38
One of these videos was played in front of my entire grade. No, really, You’re face was on the big screen of my school. I was the only one in the crowd screaming “Whoah! There’s mememolly!”
jellyfish wins the psychic battle! thumbs up if you know what i’m talking about.
girl holding chewing gum is cute
@boomerxxx she does :D
The longest animal is the bootlace worm. Silly.
Jesus and the Jellyfish could totally have been a ’60s music group.
@inmedx if i strain my eyes i see jesus in your comment
@LordHez What do you want, a demonstration ?
Wow, I wouldn’t have seen the bread one if I wasn’t looking for it.
Wow, Jesus likes getting into precarious places.
because those totally look like jesus….. -.-’
@boomerxxx I practically do.
awesome
@Nogert The images of Jesus often look more like Vlad Tepes to me
What’s a jesus?
the only reason people watch these videos is because molly is cute.
Well hello Molly
What’s a jesus?
Can Never Understand What She’s Saying
i’m jesus
…Okay, why would Jesus’ face show up in a fireplace, a piece of naan bread, bacon fat at the bottom of a frying pan, a piece of gum, and a field?
@Nogert
Who cares they way of him being depicted as? He’s been dead for more than 1900 years for chrissakes! believing in zombies, now that’s stupid.
1:21 Anyone else care to point out that the other mark (to the right) looks like a phallus? And Jesus is staring at it? Lol, I wounder what’s really in that holy head of his.
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that jesus stuff is a load of shite hahaha
There was a penis to the right of Jesus on 1:20
GUess you can’t have one without the other.
@Redbloodedsky
The zombies WILL rise my friend. Let he who hath not the foresight to own an automatic shotgun and a long sharp knife repent for his sins.
And for the love of all things not unholy, remember the first rule: CARDIO.
did anyoe notice the mushroom shaped as a penis?
Who the hell is Jesus? :s
@kainthedestroyer
LOL! loved that movie xD
Jesus is amazing at photobombing
Jesus is watching my pie…?…Nuuu D:
Who is Jesus?
I have a clump of dust under my bed that looks like jesus.
That not Jesus, its Ringo Starr, an alien, half man half rat thing, a piece of chewing gum and…..ok the last one is Jesus.
@JMetalify There’s a statue in San Francisco that looks like the Virgin Mary from one angle, and from another, a penis. Conspiracy?
Molly sure has a cuteness overload today.
I took a shit, and it looked like Jesus.
Not really
Oh my god! I drew Jesus and it had the face of Jesus on it. :o
@thefranstastics
That’s pretty bad ass.
Ohh there’s a jesus in my crap!
and the picture next to Jesus on google earth is a penis
Dear Molly RocketBoobs,
Dearie, just because you have the ABILITY to exercise incredibly rapid elocution, doesn’t mean that it is necessarily appropriate or conducive to the effective conveyance of understandable information, to wit: the bit about the relative dimensions of whale / jellyfish / et. al.. In addition, it detracts from your otherwise humble and endearing demeanor and makes you appear to be snobbish, prudish, condescending and flauntingly geekish.
Chill…a few extra seconds of YouTube time won’t crash the server. Besides, you’ve got a LONG way to go before you can claim 3% of the internet territory. (even though your boobs are MUCH nicer than Justin Beaver-Butt.
yet another good show, keep it up Molly :)
Poor Finback Whale. It’s the second largest animal in the world, always the bridesmaid never the bride. :-)
I’ll trade you a hand carved wooden bannana, for an ocelot. But keep that secret.
today is my friend nicks birthday
did anyone else find the segues in this episode very random?
Are you sure that’s Jesus? It looks like Osama bin Laden to me.
On the traffic thing, see the Dr. Who episode “Gridlock”.
@Elliottslingsby Nope. Exactly. And since he was a jew he probably looked more like Jerry Seinfeld than the anglo looking depictions we often see in artworks or.. toast.
@thefranstastics wrong, jesus birthmark is in the shape of chuck norris’ fist
You forgot to mention the Jesus’ face that showed up in my jizz on your face… I mean my monitor. :-/
Tat’s no Jesus’ face, that’s Thunderf00t’s face
NAANBREAD.
Molly iz funny
@mauriciohavok i was thinking the same thing!! TF00t FTW!!
@rbekers26 dont we all…..
Molly is a trade secret.
lol if jesus had short hair
should have won tyt hottest youtuber award
I don’t get why when people see a bearded man, in possibly white/sky blue robes, they automatically choose to think ‘Jesus’. As far as I know nobody drew a portrait of him back around his time for us to know what he looks like.
Fuckn Jesus’, how do they work?
Trade Secrets shhhhhhhh! -lol
I saw the face of Justin Bieber in my Jesus Book - er, Bible.
I really don’t dig the sarcasm …but love Molly otherwise - HOT and very informative (and a very good actress/host/reporter - I mean man, she is VERY good at what she does!)
I don’t support human cloning, BUT if everyone could have their very own Molly, I’d vote for it… and then the remaining females accross the world would finally become extinct.
Jesus burns again.
Jesus’ face in my toilet bowl.
@Prytonis Its the middle child of whales.
Weeeird that Jesus keeps choosing to pop up in abstract trashy form rather than in something more respectable.
Jeez & the SUSHI !
that’s amazing. I’ve also encountered Jesus’ face in mildew stains on my bathroom floor and anothet on a rotten cheese that i had for six weeks.
i even saw one in my faeces as I was about to get up and flush the toilet. Am i lucky that I didn’t flush it. I kept that image as it is in my toilet bowl for a month and even put devotional candles to commemorate it
But my stupid moslem roomate was complaining about the holy fumes it emits, so after taking 183 pictures, i had flush to it :(
@AnAtheisticAbomb lol
shhhhh *nod*
In the Google Earth image you see what looks like a skull to the left and a penis to the right. HURR HURR.
man molly’s keyboard is like from the 1980s….
Yay paradolia…
Jesus is warning us!!! The apocalypse is coming soon!!!
That is not Jesus, that is Frank Zappa!
i love how people are singing in the background while Jesus appears….
Jesus was in my sperm once. That creepy bastard.
its funny how people see some resemblance of a face and then claim its the face of jesus(someone they have never)
i wonder is the muslims see the face of muhammed on everything and the jews see the face of mozes…but somehow only sit seems u only hear this particular crazytalk from christians
Christianity is overrated.
I mean really they can’t even be sure that jesus looks like what he’s been shown to be.
If Jesus face in on the surface of a chewing gum, then someone has a Jesus tooth :O
I think I saw Jesus on the internet this one time.
This is just such an awesome show! Keep up the excellent work!
Does disinformation count as a secret? Of course knowing that something is disinformation may prove to be useful.
OMG She is so sexy!!!!
@StanislavKozlovsk Christianity didn’t create the image of Jesus Christ so “they” are not responsible for confusion.
In the end, its just human curiousity that has us wanting to know. When its time for us to meet Jesus, we’ll know who he is. It’s not like we need his picture indentify him in a lineup.
Truth is, we just don’t need to know.
Thumbs up for Jesus blessing the bacon^^
Jebus be a vandal!
look closeley at 0:17 at the left.
Why would you hire someone as CEO after they got fired for being an inept CEO?
@KerrTeves
For what?
I hope one day I find a “Jesus” face on something edible. So I can call attention to it, and while people pray, I can eat it.
@KerrTeves What do you see? The face of Jesus?
@aestevalis0 To get trade secrets?
@tjs00 jesus was a jew, jews dont eat pork. bacon is pork….ITS A SIGN!
Thumbs up for Jesus making Molly so beautiful and cute. :))))
molly, will you marry me?
Thumbs down for thumbs up twats.
oh and i once saw jesus face on a piece of paper AFTER i drew him on it!
⑨/⑨/2010 Hehe :P
holly hell! why is there a foot in the fire!!! 0:46
Telegraph has nothing else interesting to report on.
I didn’t see Jesus in the burning building.
@RealityResurge
Everytime some moron sees Jesus in random inanimate objects I laugh and sigh at the same time. It’s a weird sound.
I think all of those images look a lot more like Mohammed. It’s his way of letting us know what he looks like without pissing off the Muslims.
Molly!!! >:D
Interesting how most of those Jesus spottings were reported in Telegraph. I’m guessing that newspaper has slow news days?
@staygulf83 I’d rather you not
9/11
that naan bread looks more like mold….
Omagosh, I have a headband fetish now because of Molly!
Jesus and jellyfish both begin with the letter J. And I love them both anyway.
0:16 = penis
@amgoD it would be a shame to eat the jesus encrusted bit of nom. i’d say you should sell it on ebay!
I suspected that celebrities on Twitter have servers dedicated to their accounts. They don’t get hit with that over capacity bullshit.
But that’s who Twitter’s for, I suppose - celebrities.
Nice
I’d love to find a Jesus image on something. I could exploit it and make a lot of money.
Molly’s the best commentator.
I don’t know why, but counting those Jesus Christ faces that would appear on every single surface that may exist on Earth, accompanied by solemn church music made me laugh loud. I suppose that was a really refined example of humor, because Molly brilliantly showed what she thinks about all that stuff without any visible mockery.
I wonder if people ask themselves why J.C. should appear like that, represented by those particular features familiar to everyone. Just to say “REPENT THE END IS NIGH”?
This apologize for the Second Coming, IMHO, is a laughingstock for disbelievers and profanation of sacred terms of Christians.
I like Rocketboom but they show more than 2 unrelated subjects, just like Jesus and Jellyfish, maybe nextime it would be frugs and chocolate milk. But I think its just a variety of information they piled up in to one video, and its good to watch.
0:16-0:24 how did you do that??
i remember some chick had jesus on her toilet lol
An amount of links to previous episodes has grown significantly over the last few vids, and that’s great! Unlike the past, where almost every single issue was not related to others, Rocketboom now is likely to bring up its own bedrock audience.
ill keep saying this until she notices me.
im in love with molly.
HOLY MOSES, JESUS IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
I unsubscribed.
Jesus on a Gum LOL
Why is it that Jesus’ face always ends up on someones food, or someone’s burning…somethings…? Which poises the question…if it goes in looking like Jesus, will it come out looking like Jesus? Doubtful, but I suppose possible.
I had a potato that looked like Nixon!
I think it was meant to be said in parallel instead of series. 2:00 No one caught that?
Two things:
1) That Google Earth image looked like the Mona Lisa to me, not Jesus.
2) I noticed that images of Jesus almost always appear in relation to fire, cooked things, or burning. Maybe it isn’t Jesus, but that other guy… you know, from down there? Or maybe Jesus when to Hell after his death and God’s covering it up with this resurection story?
@YaReDCINEMAGroup And we need to know this… why?
To paraphrase what the chicken told the lion: Fred, you knew what this channel was when you subscribed… So no complaints, just Buh-bye.
The naan bread looks like Michael Jackson aaaaand its my favorite.
Jesus on naan? I don’t think naan is christian
Looks more like an image of Rob Zombie, all hail Rob Zombie
Uh, that’s not Jesus, that’s a certain guy who had something to do with a certain book that some certain idiot was going to burn in FL. Uh, screw it… that’s not Jesus, that’s Frank Zappa! (Apologies to michalchik).
@amgoD I think there’s a Jesus face pannini thingee. Good luck!
I had a mirror that looked just like me! it was incredible o_O!
@michalchik I dont know…. looks more like Ted Nugent to me.
cutest person on earth 0:01. <3
Jesus must be like “HEY HOMIE IMMA PUT MY BRAND ON YOW BURNING HOME NOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO PAY LIBERTIES TO THE CHURCH OF WHATSHISFACE IM JESUS BITCH YOU CANT STOP ME”
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
/▌
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That’s not Jesus!
The one in the fireplace is actually a baby.
The one on the bread thingie is actually John Lennon after rehearsing “Give Peace A Chance”.
The one in the frying pan is actually the Mona Lisa.
The one on the chewing gum is actually Howie Mandel.
And the one on Google Earth is actually Eazy-Mothafuckin-E.
There.
@Heistmnky ahahhahahaha Eazy E ahhahahhahahahhah .. in the row with the others .. too funny dude
i love you,i want a child with you…
Your letter to twitter may be the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard an adult say.
Jesus is such an attention whore!
I served the military and love science fiction, I see bent-over-porn, monsters to defeat, and space suits when I look at the spackle.
she is so gorgeous omg, and her rockin personality is just so perfect. she so beautiful and perfect that when i have a dirty thought about her i tell myself “no thats innapropriate” and i immediatly cut the thought out of my thought stream
OMG!!! i know that guy!!! hes dustin curtis, right??? he works at my dance studio :)
1:57 lmao
This is like the feed, only prettier and more awesome. Yet less important
a moldy-ass naan…
I dont see jesus at all.. looks like an ass crack..