@ConahhWR Why not make this video? It's informational, and so what if it pokes fun at /some/ Americans. This video clearly has two that are shown to be dicks (That later come around, mind you), one defending Molly, and one more or less neutral. Every country has good and bad, and you cannot argue that Americans include some of the most overly patriotic people in the world. So much so that where they come from often becomes an issue with others. Most aren't, but some are.
I thought Americans were British. I mean they speak English after all and they came from Europe and they brought slaves and... British much, right? Nevermind, just trolling.
The sketch started out great, but I was really looking forward to a more macabre ending. The wannabe American enthusiasts could have died horrbly in a fireworks accident! And then Molly and her friend could peacefully celebrate without them.
Just another reason why people should really study their history. Plus if people can't get over something that happened over 200 years ago then they probably shouldnt be celebrating anyway. If anything we should be thankful to England for colonizing the American territories then imposing the outrageous taxes on them. If they hadn't then we would have never seperated from British rule and never would have made this land into the free country that it is. So thank you Molly and all Brits everywhere
I enjoy this on the most part... Except it makes out us brits to be all knowing. Infact, up to as much as 5% of the british population are just as stupid as the yanks.
Well this one is going to get hot !!!! the culmination of people in the U.S. do not read about historical events, to the fine detail as this was presented to us by molly with proper care !!! to teach on the fly can bring out harmfull emotions to either parties
starting into a tiff !!!! after all we are all good people or try to be, and if it was not for man reasons to give names to land this problem would not be an occurrence.....good stuff molly
For all you thinking this actually happens and is anything other then a dramatized, scripted, and fictional video. I feel bad for you. No need to start a war.
Actually, a few corrections while we're on the topic;
The vote on Indipendence actually was the approval of the Declaration, which had been debated and revised in the weeks leading up to the vote. The writing of the Declaration was actually John Adams' last ditch attempt to delay the vote in time to get all of the colonies on board.
Also, while the Frankfuters that would inspire the hot dog come from Germany, the modern hot dog is actually American.
Sure, I'll normally say I'm English, but I've described myself as British plenty of times before. As have quite a few of my friends.
Plus, on some official forms, they don't specify English or Scottish etc... they normally just force you to describe yourself as British.
The only person I know that's stubborn enough to create her own box entitled 'English' is my 85-year old Nan.
That was....akward. What's up with the pessimism from Rocketboom? I've never had this problem with British people. In real life, at least.
And she just proved every stuck up sterotype against the British with that know-it-all rant at the end.
@Unrea6lMe
It wouldn't hapen in America either. Americans are too nice for that, they wouldn't say it outloud, despite the fact that they might be thinking it.
The stuck up white guy is supposed to represent the attitude of black people, and Molly is a white man. They are drawing a parallel with metaphorical imagery.... amiirite?
@ELuhn Yes, that's what the thumbs down button is for. The spam button is for people advertising their own unrelated stuff, or those stupid chain messages.
(From wikipedia on Independence Day)
the United States, Independence Day, commonly known as the Fourth of July, is a federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776.
It isn't about voting for independence, but when it was adopted or approved. So if she is trying to say otherwise...then she is incorrect.
@TheIrregularVerb 1. this is just a satire; 2. do you even know what fascism is or is it just a word you throw around when you want to criticize something?
Wow Molly! Even though this was rehearsed, I was still impressed with Molly's badass stance towards the man and woman refusing to let her have a hot dog :)
@B21983 Yes, I know what fascism means. And if you want to know what it means and to what degree it exists in the life of everybody then you should have a look at the movie "Die Welle - the Wave"
@SkullCreap she is obviously witty which somehow correlates with a tight vagina which is much better than molly's gigantic vavoosh where she stores all that wikipedia
This is a truly inspired video. I can totally relate! Lots of patriotic conservative Americans feel like Bill -- though in reverse -- about Cinco de Mayo. Liberals, too, have passion for Cinco de Mayo, but their passion is in favor of this holiday. That's because liberals are afflicted with White Liberal Guilt.
@maritimetimes Um, no. Just because someone lives somewhere, doesn't decide their race or turn them into another. I.e. If you moved to Ireland, would you call yourself Irish?
HA! There it is! The most important part of the video! The Hot Dog is a german invention! We got our wurst sorted out down here! Although I´d really like to know if it`s from Frankfurt/Oder or Frankfurt/Main...
I heard more people actually died in New York State due to the revolutionary war fighting then in any other state. Ticondoroga, saratoga, et al... bring on the fireworks!
Wow, Molly is in this video and the guy made a comment about "all American hotdogs" - and not a single commenter has offered Molly the opportunity to eat his "all American hotdog". By all of the comments on every other Molly video - that's kind of surprising.
Anyway, Happy 2nd July, 4th of July and 2nd of August!
This video exhibits the typical New Yorker elitist attempt to debase the American working class. No wonder Sarah Palin is going to make it for the next Rep nomination
@inmydormroom Way to insult an actress for the role she played by criticizing her physical appearance. I'd call it a clever troll, but the fact of the matter is you actually judge people by their appearance.
@kirw2n I'm guessing that she just learned it for this sketch. But I do like her personality, judging based on her choice of employment. I'm just not buying into the idea that since she's cute and has a nice accent, and probably personality, that she's als a genius. And I'm calling it how I see it that you wouldn't say this same thing about an ugly genius. You'd probably call her a know-it-all.
We have the burden of the Olympics. We suck at football yet spend billions on it every year .The only thing that couple make it worst is if a major British company happened to be making 3.5 billion plankton simultaneously say pass the shampoo im feeling a lttle oilly today.
@Prytonis @Prytonis I laugh at the American parade of self-righteousness. But then again its not all sweet in Britain neither.We are getting taxed even more even though were the most taxed people in the world. These taxes are being imposed by a government that we did not vote in. We are committing are armed forces in multiple country’s even though we are a tiny country.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government
the all american guy had a point about fourth of july, but its still wrong not to let molly join in on the fun cause she's brittish. racism takes many shapes and forms to devide and conquer the human race. besides united we stand devided we fall.
@abyssus99 British company happened to be making 3.5 billion plankton simultaneously say pass the shampoo im feeling a lttle oilly today.
BP??
British Petroleum.
ppfff sherlocks in the house lol.
I moved here on may of last year. Our friends don't really care about us celebrating with them, we acknowledge that it's a celebration dedicated to the declaration of independence , but we Aussies just see it as blowing shit up.
Cause all the teachers were probably members of LA RAZA. The RACE. Not just a race, but THE RACE. Happy holidays America, your country is going down the toilet faster than a slippery eel.
AS soon as amnesty is granted to the 30 million illegals you'll probably have La Raza Day. Nobody will give a fuck about Independence Day, except the few sci-fi nerds who enjoyed the movie.
i would never be rude like that to molly. i would be even nicer, i was cooking hotdogs, and she wanted a burger, then i would go to the store and bring burgers, just for her.
This sketch is really nice, even though it's really unpleasant to observe Molly who had to listen to insulting criticism of that jingoist.
Molly was told "on your way!", and those guys totally got it right in their faces.
Her face was so sad but it turned well-lit from the inside when she started her monologue.
Her eyes at 4:04 were 100 times smarter than those of both American lowbrow guys combined.
And then came the Wikipedia comments. It was kind of Internet gold. Just brilliant!
Something most of us need to remember as white folks, and I can say this because I'm white, is that NONE of us are TRULY Americans. The Native American tribes that lived here are the only ones who can rightfully claim this land. But we did a great job of killing most of them, shipping in immigrants as slaves for work, and ruling this nation LIKE A BOSS! For being such a pro boss, whitey, I thank you. Molly is from our motherland though. You can't be more white than Molly. That's why I love her.
@TrueBlueAustralian or how much better the world would be if we rode bears instead of cars and we all woke up to eat a nice breakfast of seven blueberry bagels and we all pet lolcats and got paid for it
lol, i imagine the idea to make this video went something like this... "Hey we should do a skit about the 4th of July where some douchbag American doesn't let us celebrate and we pwn his face off with trivial facts"
I lost real respect for the writers at ROCKETBOOM over this video.
Did they really have to pull the old "Durr Hurr, Americans r dumb" skit?
Come on. I expected better. Anytime we get into an international forum, the British attempt to berate us. It's pretty fail though.
At least in America are allowed to defend ourselves. In Britain, if a crackhead breaks in your house with intent to harm and rob you, you better get on your knees and suck his dick, or off to prison with ya.
LAWL
@SirJarred Meh, cry more. There were two "dumb Americans" there who were so exaggerated they can't even be called stereotypical, and two other Americans there who welcomed the Briton to the barbecue without question. And I think the whole point of the video was to drop a little history on us regarding the date of the birth of the nation, not to take a cheap shot at dumb Americans.
in times like that you are happy to have some guy with an internet conection on his phone to check it on wiki.......if been through this kind of situations alot (NOT) and that guy was always missing ........... sigh
i'm born and raised in america, but i'm not afraid to say that as americans as a whole, we are pretty dumb. not all of us, but a whole lot of us are. to become a citizen of the usa, people have to pass all these big tests about the country and gov. and stuff like that and if were are born adn raised here, well to be honest, i probably dont know half of the stuff. we should have to pass those tests too to be able to stay here. greatest place on earth. happy 4th of july
@davedudeit
They are not British Petroleum. It's BP plc, no more than that. Just because of the amount of American workers and the fact that they merged with foreign buisness Amoco they decided that.
Thats why when Obama called it British Petroleum Cameron went WAAAAAAAAA. Sorry if I wasn't clear before.
Britain never got over being beaten by the USA in the Revolutionary War.
Then the British came back, and Andy Jackson whupped their asses again!!
NOW, British Petroleum has returned to the site of their last defeat (New Orleans)
to POISON the ENTIRE Gulf of Mexico, and destroy the land AND oceans that we legally bought
from France, who Illegally stole it from the Native Americans, after Columbus murdered 100,000,000
Native Americans with European diseases, murder, rape, and torture, after his "discovery" of the "new world".
So, in actual fact, NO ONE should be celebrating anything. This should be an international day of
Shame and Mourning and Repentance for ALL people of Eurpeon heritage.
Think about that when you eat your (German) hot dog!
I think Americans should commit mass suicide. That'll teach the rest of the world a lesson. Also Apple should recall all iPhones & IPads before the deadly deed is done.
It was snarky stuff like that which precipitated the Declaration of Independence. We celebrate on the 4th because the Declaration itself was not only more widely publicized, but is a great work of political philosophy. It wasn't enough for a small group of civic leaders to decide amongst themselves the country should be free, it required a well-reasoned declaration of how and why. I don't see it as an "Americans are dumb" video as much as a "Man, Molly will try anything to get a hot dog."
I knew this was scripted, of course, but still, my visceral reaction as a Canadian was "typical American xenophobes." That Molly knew more about their history than they did was as happily dramatic as it was not surprising, since Americans are remarkably ignorant of historical contexts and facts, relying instead on their well-trodden mythologies (thanks, Boards of Education from the great States of Texas and Kansas!).
Hey Molly! Her Majesty is visiting Canada right now. You're more than welcome to drop by for a spot of tea - English Breakfast Tea! Besides, our national day has a much better name - "Canada Day," rather than, you know, just reading it off the calendar.
@calibansvg The situation is just extremely common, its frustrating and bland. We 'get' that the British have a superiority complex. Half their comedy is focused on describing other (non-Western European) nations as unrefined and ignorant.
Even when done lightheartedly and in jest, it is still a terrible kind of humor.
Thankfully there are comics that hold their own like Ricky Gervais, John Cleese, and Simon Pegg. Satire is always classier (funnier) than Parody.
the USA becoming independent actually helped the british with spending cuts which then led to the british paying off all their debts and which in-tern helped Britain become the world biggest empire.
so in actuality the USA gaining independence was actually one of the best things to happen to Britain.
America fuck yeah!!! just messing around lets not fight over what happened a long time ago l love you brits if not for you I would not exist today thank you.
This guy should confront Obama who probably has no clue about America's history as he gets his info from the likes of Louis Farrahkan, Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Al Sharpton.
Whoever this actor is, I'd pay money to have him unleash on Obama.
the engish didn't like our choice, but they respected it, they did the same thing with the church of England Thing, better not mention Tea Party day, may be a new one
All peoples should celebrate the 4th of July. It's not just about American Independance, It wasn't a war against the British, It was a war against the forces of a feudalist Tyrant. King George III couldn't get enough taxes from the English because Parliment stood in his way, so he decided to shake down the colonies. It was the beginning of the end for Global Imperialism.
What the fuck is this bullshit? Americans aren't like that.
We dont hate you. We just thought you were being unfair so we broke away.... you're the ones that went all ape shit on us with your red coats.
This is bullcrap. I'm not like that and no American I know is like that. And then she does and acts like the sterotypical English person, all snobby and stuck up.
if you are gonna go back that far, you might as well just go back a bit farther. All man can be traced back to a centralized location in Africa, so technically speaking.... we;re all African
What an asshole (though I know he's just acting).
Just tell me what is an American? It's a nation formed by immigrants who were and are looking after an ideal of freedom. Yes, immigrants. The Whites, Blacks, Asians, Latinos, are all immigrants in the United States.
you can't talk you fatass americans no offence to most people go on molly
moly <3 no way im jokin hell no ok im british but im a lad yeah im scottish i no i dont eat haggish ken
Wow. They were acting really, really unamerican. Everything this country IS, came from the rest of the world. This is WHY America is any good at all! Shit, I'd kill to have molly at my Independence Day party!
@Duirward
Vegetarians, Vegans and whatever fucked up mixture of those disgust me too, but that woman was too hot for it to bother me tho and the accent... oh god.
PWND. Also, the first "Americans" were (mostly) British colonists. LOLFAIL. I know it's just a show, but blatant indifference (and ignorance) and douche-baggery like that just goes to show you how UN-American some Americans can be. So what if someone from a different background than yours wants to celebrate with you? It shouldn't matter where they come from. Hell, they might even know more about your holiday than you do! Ex.: Ben Stein is Jewish, and encourages Christians to celebrate Christmas!
The Britt's are allways going to be better than americans ;) Let's face it, they made the language :3
(I believe. This is one of those moments someone could be completelly wrong, don't judge me I don't study history that much >_>)
@TheLazyCuddler not judging... but you are wrong, you see the british did not create the english language... english is technically a "germanic" language and was made the official language of scottland before england... which then both were taken over by the roman empire making both of the territories official language "latin" then "english" but then england took over ireland and switched their native language to english... then when america became america they kept the language for themselves..
@tycoon1994 Aha, Thank you ^^ You just made me abit brigther :) I completelly love the language and the more I know about it the better, Who wouldn't pick a brittish accent over the american one? (no offence americans, just... britt's are better)
"British i thought you were Australian. Well funny you should ask / Geico 15 mins could you save you 15% or more on car insurance." Just kidding Molly.
"British i thought you were Australian. Well funny you should ask / Geico 15 mins could you save you 15% or more on car insurance." Just kidding Molly.
@tycoon1994. Are you sure? English is a hybrid language, with words derived from Latin, ancient Greek, Norse (Viking), Anglo-Saxon, French, Germanic, Yiddish, and Hindi, to name but a few. These words came into the language from original native language, invasion, immigration and empire.
@rp960 . That's a confusion often made. Australia has several accents, but they have a similarity that separates them from English accents. Try TheHill88 and communitychannel for Australian accents, and you will realise that Molly does not speak like them. I can't place Molly exactly, but think it is outer London, or possibly Surrey. She is kind of London metropolitan.
Now THAT.. was one of the best Rocketboom videos ever produced! As simple as it was A) the acting was GREAT (possibly better than anything else theyv'e done) B) Molly underpalyed it JUST right and C) informative - great confluence of talent; well done!
@voicetube
o_0...woah....you are letting your anti-Americanism get to your head. That was better than even all the Know your meme videos? All the other ones?
@seanyyg
Oh you! How you Canadians will skew the truth. The riots were anrchists protesting the government. Canadians will find a way to blame every single one of their problems on America.
@GmasterRED Hey Gmaster - I'll be happy to answer: 1st of all, there was no way my comment was meant to express Anti-Americanism
2nd.. You are correct -- there have been far better VIDEOS (overall) but as far as ACTING combined with info - this was the best I have seen (in your defense, I have not seen EVERY RB video).
My favorite RB video of all time? Quite possibly Know Your Meme: Autotune.
I wish they would do more of those as they ARE possibly the best that they produce:-)
If Molly would had walk there with a case of beer regardless of nationality she would had been accepted and cheer for,but now she'll be know as barbecue 4th july crasher
Molly has a nice awkward face on the beginning of the movie. Anyway, although this is just fiction, in some places may be true. Nice small tattoo on Molly left hand (3:35)
Yeah. Dont forget about the Indigenous/Native American peoples helping out yet genocide was committed upon them by the united states government. However, the President issued a half-assed apology to the Natives in what is called the, "The Native American Apology Resolution". Molly did some research but she did not research enough.
I was at a standup show in Williamsburg the girl in the red sunglasses and some others had this tuesday. Me and my friend was almost the only audience. She was hilarious though.
@GmasterRED Look, I'm not trying to be an ass, but the bottom line is that our country just wasted 1.4 billion dollars to hold a summit that isnt even necessary. My city closes schools for the blind, and cuts public funding because it cant scrape together 5 million dollars. Meanwhile there are 20,000 police in Toronto beating up people for no reason, on a huge power trip. That kind of spending isntlike Canada, and was supervised by American contractors. I love the US, but am a proud Canadian =)
@jwindyboy exactly. and natives americans are the ones that can be proud of being americans. the rest are just a mix of many other cultures. let's face it, if you are not a native, then you are sure to have european (yes british too), african or asian ancestors. and i don't mean that as a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure stereotype-football-head-American like that guy wouldn't care that much about history, to nerd raged that much at such a hot girl...pretty sure his brain suddenly gain cells when he looked at Molly boobs.
I was expecting
"sure, but the REAL american hotdog lies between my legs"
I felt a little similar yesterday when there was a 4th July party next door and I wanted to join in. I'm British and live in the UK and the guys next door are American.
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Our world is changing at a pace that is so staggering these days that it can be really hard to fully grasp the significance of what we are witnessing. Hopefully the collection of random facts below will help you to "connect the dots" just a little bit. On one level, the facts below may not seem related. However, what they all do have in common is that they show just how much the United States has fundamentally changed. Do you ever just sit back and wonder what in the world has happened to America? The truth is that the America that so many of us once loved so much has been shattered into a thousand pieces. The "land of the free and the home of the brave" has been transformed into a socialized Big Brother nanny state that is oozing with corruption and has accumulated the biggest mountain of debt in the history of the world. The greatest economic machine that the world has ever seen is falling apart before our very eyes, and even when our politicians actually try to do something right (which is quite rare) the end result is still a bunch of garbage.
#50) A new report released by the United Nations is publicly calling for the establishment of a world currency and none of the major news networks are even covering it.
#49) Arnold Schwarzenegger has ordered California State Controller John Chiang to reduce state worker pay for July to the federal minimum allowed by law -- $7.25 an hour for most state workers.
#48) A police officer in Oklahoma recently tasered an 86-year-old disabled grandma in her bed and stepped on her oxygen hose until she couldn't breathe because they considered her to be a "threat".
#47) In early 2009, U.S. net national savings as a percentage of GDP went negative for the first time since 1952, and it has continued its downward trend since then.
#46) Corexit 9500 is so incredibly toxic that the UK's Marine Management Organization has completely banned it, so if there was a major oil spill in the North Sea, BP would not be able to use it. And yet BP has dumped over a million gallons of dispersants such as Corexit 9500 into the Gulf of Mexico.
#45) For the first time in U.S. history, more than 40 million Americans are on food stamps, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture projects that number will go up to 43 million Americans in 2011.
#44) It has come out that one employee used a Federal Emergency Management Agency credit card to buy $4,318 in "Happy Birthday" gift cards. Two other FEMA officials charged the cost of 360 golf umbrellas ($9,000) to the taxpayers.
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#43) Researchers at the State University of New York at Buffalo received $389,000 from the U.S. government to pay 100 residents of Buffalo $45 each to record how much malt liquor they drink and how much pot they smoke each day.
#42) The average duration of unemployment in the United States has risen to an all-time high.
#41) The bottom 40 percent of all income earners in the United States now collectively own less than 1 percent of the nation’s wealth.
#40) In the U.S., the average federal worker now earns about twice as much as the average worker in the private sector.
#39) Back in 1950 each retiree's Social Security benefit was paid for by 16 workers. Today, each retiree's Social Security benefit is paid for by approximately 3.3 workers. By 2025 it is projected that there will be approximately two workers for each retiree.
#38) According to a U.S. Treasury Department report to Congress, the U.S. national debt will top $13.6 trillion this year and climb to an estimated $19.6 trillion by 2015.
#37) The federal government actually has the gall to ask for online donations that will supposedly go towards paying off the national debt.
#36) The Cactus Bug Project at the University Of Florida was allocated $325,394 in economic stimulus funds to study the mating decisions of cactus bugs.
#35) A dinner cruise company in Chicago got nearly $1 million in economic stimulus funds to combat terrorism.
#34) It is being reported that a 6-year-old girl from Ohio is on the "no fly" list maintained by U.S. Homeland Security.
#33) During the first quarter of 2010, the total number of loans that are at least three months past due in the United States increased for the 16th consecutive quarter.
#32) According to a new report, Americans spend twice as much as residents of other developed countries on healthcare, but get lower quality and far less efficiency.
#31) Some experts are warning that the cost of bailing out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac could reach as high as $1 trillion.
#30) The FDA has announced that the offspring of cloned animals could be in our food supply right now and that there is nothing that they can do about it.
#29) In May, sales of new homes in the United States dropped to the lowest level ever recorded.
27) Federal border officials recently said that Mexican drug cartels have not only set up shop on American soil, they are actually maintaining lookout bases in strategic locations in the hills of southern Arizona.
#26) The U.S. government has declared some parts of Arizona off limits to U.S. citizens because of the threat of violence from Mexican drug smugglers.
#25) According to the credit card repayment calculator, if you owe $6000 on a credit card with a 20 percent interest rate and only pay the minimum payment each time, it will take you 54 years to pay off that credit card. During those 54 years you will pay $26,168 in interest rate charges in addition to the $6000 in principal that you are required to pay back.
#24) According to prepared testimony by Goldman Sachs Chief Operating Officer Gary Cohn, Goldman Sachs shorted roughly $615 million of the collateralized debt obligations and residential mortgage-backed securities the firm underwrote since late 2006.
#23) The six biggest banks in the United States now possess assets equivalent to 60 percent of America's gross national product.
#22) Four of the biggest U.S. banks (Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America and Citigroup) had a "perfect quarter" with zero days of trading losses during the first quarter of 2010.
#21) 1.41 million Americans filed for personal bankruptcy in 2009 - a 32 percent increase over 2008.
#20) BP has hired private security contractors to keep the American people away from oil cleanup sites and nobody seems to care.
#19) Barack Obama is calling for a "civilian expeditionary force" to be sent to Afghanistan and Iraq to help overburdened military troops build infrastructure. #
#18) On June 18th, two Christians decided that they would peacefully pass out copies of the gospel of John on a public sidewalk outside a public Arab festival in Dearborn, Michigan and within 3 minutes 8 policemen surrounded them and placed them under arrest.
#17) It is being reported that sales of foreclosed homes in Florida made up nearly 40 percent of all home purchases in the first part of this year.
#16) During a recent interview with Larry King, former first lady Laura Bush revealed to the world that she is actually in favor of legalized gay marriage and a woman's "right" to abortion.
#15) Scientists at Columbia University are warning that the dose of radiation from the new full body security scanners going into airports all over the United States could be up to 20 times higher than originally estimated.
#14) 43 percent of Americans have less than $10,000 saved for retirement.
#13) The FDIC's deposit insurance fund now has negative 20.7 billion dollars in it, which represents a slight improvement from the end of 2009.
#12) The judge that BP is pushing for to hear an estimated 200 lawsuits on the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster gets tens of thousands of dollars a year in oil royalties and is paid travel expenses to industry conferences.
#11) In recent years the U.S. government has spent $2.6 million tax dollars to study the drinking habits of Chinese prostitutes and $400,000 tax dollars to pay researchers to cruise six bars in Buenos Aires, Argentina to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior when drunk.
#10) U.S. officials say that more than three billion dollars in cash (much of it aid money paid for by U.S. taxpayers) has been stolen by corrupt officials in Afghanistan and flown out of Kabul International Airport in recent years.
#9) According to a report by the U.S. Department of Transportation's Bureau of Transportation Statistics, the baggage check fees collected by U.S. airlines shot up 33% in the first quarter of 2010 to $769 million.
#8) Three California high school students are fighting for their right to show their American patriotism - even on a Mexican holiday - after they were forced to remove their American flag T-shirts on Cinco de Mayo.
#7) Right now, interest on the U.S. national debt and spending on entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare are somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 to 15 percent of GDP. By 2080, they are projected to eat up approximately 50 percent of GDP.
#6) The total of all government, corporate and consumer debt in the United States is now about 360 percent of GDP.
#5) A 6-year-old girl was recently handcuffed and sent to a mental facility after throwing temper tantrums at her elementary school.
#4) In Florida, students have been arrested by police for things as simple as bringing a plastic butter knife to school, throwing an eraser, and drawing a picture of a gun.
#3) School officials in one town in Massachusetts are refusing to allow students to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
#2) According to one new study, approximately 21 percent of children in the United States are living below the poverty line in 2010.
#1) Since 1973, more than 50 million babies have been murdered in abortion facilities across the United States.
@djtron1x No matter who you are the place where you're born does not define you. You are an immigrant, your family didn't have it's origins there. You are as different from your neighbor as you are from anyone in the world, yet you DO feel far superior than people from other countries. Patriotism incites prejudice and makes the world a horribly WORSE place
I hope Americans do accept Brits to celebrate the 4th. of July. What is not often realised is that the War of Independence is taught in our schools as a shameful part of our history, with the Americans being the good guys. Even though I was at school in the 1940s and 50s, it was taught that way. We are certainly not proud of the way our ancestors subjugated other nations by force. The same goes for India and many others. Gandhi is our hero for driving out the British colonialists.
@seanyyg So, just to recap your thoughts then; whenever anything good and wholesome happens in Canada, it's the innate decency and virtuousness of Canadians that's shining though. But whenever anything you perceive as bad or wrong happens there, then it must, simply must, be the nefarious work of those cretinous Americans somehow, including this decision by your govt. to pay $1.4B for Toronto's WTO security. Good to know Canada has its counterpart to the ugly American caricatured in the video.
"Are you British?" LOL. I would have fought for Britain if it meant I could spend a day with Molly having tea :D And lmao, I loved the guy fact checking in the background. Thanks Molly/Rocketboom. I'm sick as a dog today, this helped get my mind of my aches and pains!
SO true!!! Americans know less about their own country than foreigners do!!! Except for me. I knew Molly was going to say that. ; )
On a serious note, I really hope people don't actually do that. Everyone who lives in America (Whether they have citizenship or not, or immigrated to this country)support and consider themselves American can celebrate the 4th of July.
Because it is a Holiday to tribute the birth of a Nation who supported the idea of independence and freedom to govern itself.
@djtron1x You just proved me right by calling me a communist. First of all, you don't even know what communism is, and secondly, I'm not a communist. You're prejudiced, you think everyone like you is better than anyone else and you think that what's different is wrong.
You really think the U.S. is the best country in the world and yet you know nothing about the world. You live your life by the ideals of most people, even if they're wrong. Get a life and a mind of your own.
@GabesSC Really? Now you attempt to presume ANYTHING about me or what I know? Now I KNOW you are simply stupid rather than missinformed. I now pity you. But still, your comments again promote the pinko socialist ideals that ALWAYS turn strait to communism. Do YOU even know what communism is? I do. And yes, the USA is the best country in the world. I know plenty about the cultures of the world and what your saying is complete bullshit.
That being said, get the f*ck out. USA does not want you.
@hcortens actually I'm dutch. My family came to what was then Canada. Then after some lines were drawn, we were made into Americans. Then after that, the government took most of our farm land and gave it to the blackfoot natives. Even tho it wasnt part of their territory from the start.
@USAnumberonePATRIOT
I think you mean condemn. You're the reason people around the world hate Americans. Unless you mean condom, in which case i am utterly confused but you still spelled it wrong.
@djtron1x 1st: I did presume things about you, I did know I could've been wrong, I doubt I was.
2nd: communism and socialism are very different and what I said has nothing to do with either, that's why I implied and imply you don't know what it is.
3rd: I'm sorry, but your life makes the world a worse place. You are ignorant, you stick to what your mommy told you was right and never change your mind, and you have a superiority complex. Just by thinking there IS a best country you prove me right.
@GabesSC Everyone should be equal? How is that not communist and socialist thinking? Everyone should be equal? How is that not sticking to what your own mommy told you? I say the USA is the best country with good reason to back it up. You say nobody is better than anybody else with your mommy to back you up. Can you back up anything you say? Sorry, you're the ignorant pinko. By saying there isn't a best of anything you prove ME right, by stating my opinion I prove no one right, esp. not you.
@djtron1x What a fool... First of all I never said everyone should be or is equal. I said everyone is completely different, to a point where it isn't right to generalize them, meaning that it's wrong to classify people in groups and use that to define them. In other words, you're an a**hole if you call the same person a "pinko" (socialist) and a communist since they are VERY different things.
@djtron1x Each country is completely different than the other, there is no "best" country you moron, just as there is no "best" person or "best" pet, some things are just too different to compare in that way.
Your parents told you that the USA is the best country (what your mommy told you), you live in the USA (superiority complex), and you're probably never gonna be convinced otherwise, what proof do you have that you're right?
@GabesSC If someone is smarter than you, which I obviously am, better looking, which I can guarantee, better shape, more money, higher social order, completely happy in my own life, How am I not better than you? If the average individual in a country enjoys more wealth, health and happiness and more freedoms than imaginable than even the best off individuals in some other countries, how is that not superior? In the USA even YOU have a right to live and be an idiot. Try having this talk elsewhere
@GabesSC different does not make equal. There are people who are extremely better than others in every way. That does not make them equals. Should have equal right to life and freedom, but they are not equals. A quadriplegic in a coma who comes from backwater poverty is not the same as an olympic class athlete. A country that suppresses it's citizens to the benefit of a dictator or even for other citizens (hey, communism) is not the same as a free state with equal rights for all and capitalism.
@watjushappened
What? Because I love my country? If that makes the world hate us, then they will hate us long time.
And the only reason you nitpick the spelling is because you don't have any valid criticism to make. Seriously, I left out an "n" and that makes my comment invalid?
@djtron1x I give up on discussing this with you, it's like talking to a wall. Communism is not an oppressive government, because there is no government in communism, what you're thinking of is socialism.
@djtron1x Oh boy, personal attacks? That's just sad... You have no grounds to say that you're smarter than me, beauty is relative, you have no idea of how I am regarding health, money, social order, happiness, etc... And the fact that one country is in a bad condition and another is in a better condition does not mean that it is "superior". You should study some actual history and geography, and forget the BS you learned in highschool, kid. I bet you even think Lincoln intended to free slaves...
@GabesSC Sh*t, you're still crying over this. I watched your videos on your channel, Many things can be gathered from them. You're what, 18? (and calling me kid? Boy you have no idea). That pretty much says it all in regards to money social order, happiness, etc. Even looking at your page alone I can tell you are unintelligent, public school educated and either homosexual or at the least a depressed 'emo' (sorry, but those are hard to sort).
@GabesSC Condition of Countries is everything. How well off the country itself and the people within does determine superiority. Whether that means military might, wealth, health, social status, or just plain happiness of it's subjects, it still determines pecking order. Throwing Lincoln in the mix does not prove any intelligence on your part, it's pretty common knowledge he wasn't trying to free them. I can't even begin to fathom how you thought that would win a point.
@GabesSC Complete Knowledge FAIL! Socialism is defined as "any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods." Whereas, communism is defined as "a system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy, and a single, often authoritarian party, holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people."
@djtron1x Karl Marx postulated that communism would be the final government form of humanity, in which there are no "classes", no government or oppression, and all decisions towards politics/economy are taken democratically, being decided upon by all members of society. That is pure communism.
What you think is communism is actual socialism, you're confused because most people think communism and socialism are basically the same, and your mind agrees with the majority.
@GabesSC Oh, if Karl Marx said it, then it must be true. You know, if the world thinks a horse with stripes is a zebra and you call it a guinea pig, it's still a f*cking zebra. You're an idiot, and whoever has taught you these things is an idiot. Don't believe what you read or hear by those who are obviously telling you with extreme prejudiced towards communism anyway, think for yourself you fool.
@djtron1x "Don't believe what you read or hear by those who are obviously telling you with extreme prejudiced towards communism anyway, think for yourself you fool." Uhm, that's what you should do... Have you no idea of who Karl Marx is? Do you not know that your opinions, especially religion, are the same to those around you? Do you really think the definition you think is correct wasn't written by a prejudice filled capitalist? You're sad...
@GabesSC Yes, in fact, I know exactly who Karl Marx is. No, my opinions on religion don't mesh with hardly anyone else I know. The jibe at a prejudice capitalist is the best thing you've said all week, I'll give you props, I think you're learning. But sad? What's really sad is the fact that you said three days ago you were done talking to me, but yet you feel the need to spew you're lack of knowledge like a badge of honor. When you've a few more years of understanding in you, come talk again.
@djtron1x "Oh, if Karl Marx said it, then it must be true." your sarcasm filled words.
I don't have a lack of knowledge. And really, I'm ignoring you from now on, I've come to the conclusion that without patriotic pawns a country wouldn't have people ready to commit their lives to unfounded ideals and morals, weakening the country and allowing other countries to take advantage of that weakness... No patriots, no pawns. Keep thinking like you do...
Although Molly does make a good point, the fourth is still celebrated as the birth of our country. The celebration is more important than the actual date.
I hate people like that.
Good thing Molly's such a nerd.
@lusciouspimp I hope that was a joke.
Don't fuck with Britain.
@lusciouspimp Nah, Molly is English.
Go Molly!
@lusciouspimp she was born and spent most of her life in Britain but moved to Canada few years ago
Put a teeny mustache on this dude and it's practically 1939.
Go molly!! :P
Never hurts to know the truths of things now does it!
Molly opened wikipedia in her head :)
Now kick him in the nadgers!
The funny thing is, they probably have a little British in them. Immigration ftw!
(I'm Canadian, btw. Why am I here?)
*disappointment face* I thought it was going to be a forth of marijuana...
stupid americans :)
i LOVE British accents
how dare u not give molly a Sausage......no wait.....! nevermind!
ooo... wait to stick it to 'em, Molly. Happy independence day to all Americans.
@cutepiku - I'm Canadian too. You're here for Molly.
I'd like a hotdog too , if you know what i mean :D
Molly's always right
really wish they put some swearing in there.
like
guy: 'i'm sorry, you cannot celebrate and you sure as heck cannot have an all american dog'
molly: 'well go FUCK yourself then'
Sorry Molly, Leah is hotter... but you're still smart.
she hardly has a British accent
lol the ugly americans...
molly - summing up the states in 1 simple 4 minute video :)
not even Molly could save this dreadful sketch
Go Molly!
OMG! You just know something is going to happen when people suddenly put their glasses up on their head in conversations! Molly is so beautiful! <3
huzzah for the british
British or not, I'd gladly give Molly my hotdog.
Lol molly is such a nerd. in a good way :)
SHE SHOWED THEM!!!!!
i really like the way you talk molly. it's nice :)
@ConahhWR Why not make this video? It's informational, and so what if it pokes fun at /some/ Americans. This video clearly has two that are shown to be dicks (That later come around, mind you), one defending Molly, and one more or less neutral. Every country has good and bad, and you cannot argue that Americans include some of the most overly patriotic people in the world. So much so that where they come from often becomes an issue with others. Most aren't, but some are.
i just realy enjoy watching all the videoes from rocketboom. they are so great!
I wonder if they're really like that.
I thought Americans were British. I mean they speak English after all and they came from Europe and they brought slaves and... British much, right? Nevermind, just trolling.
"She's right!"
The sketch started out great, but I was really looking forward to a more macabre ending. The wannabe American enthusiasts could have died horrbly in a fireworks accident! And then Molly and her friend could peacefully celebrate without them.
Just another reason why people should really study their history. Plus if people can't get over something that happened over 200 years ago then they probably shouldnt be celebrating anyway. If anything we should be thankful to England for colonizing the American territories then imposing the outrageous taxes on them. If they hadn't then we would have never seperated from British rule and never would have made this land into the free country that it is. So thank you Molly and all Brits everywhere
They got oiled (new word for when a british person pwns an american) OILED
PWNED!
@PanikTime quite so chap
@kipshiux333 Generalize much?
dude that black haired chick is so fucking ugly holy shit almost vomited when i saw her chin.
MOLLY IS OUR QUEEN!
Oh that was awesome :D
@MrLeekicker I think all non-americans do that ^^.. atleast europeans
Nice So cute Molly....
Molly can CELEBRATE! Jeez be excellent to each other
@xXxXcalibanxXxX Boxxy is our queen, faggot.
I enjoy this on the most part... Except it makes out us brits to be all knowing. Infact, up to as much as 5% of the british population are just as stupid as the yanks.
win pure win
go molly!
Intelligence Win.
That chick with the blue stripes is fucking hideous.
In a way, overly patriotic Americans are fascists.
molly is way prettier than those other 2 girls there, why wouldnt the guy in yellow not want her around?!?!?
@MichaelHowrie lol
Win!
Well this one is going to get hot !!!! the culmination of people in the U.S. do not read about historical events, to the fine detail as this was presented to us by molly with proper care !!! to teach on the fly can bring out harmfull emotions to either parties
starting into a tiff !!!! after all we are all good people or try to be, and if it was not for man reasons to give names to land this problem would not be an occurrence.....good stuff molly
ugly fat americans
so true.
Molly pwn'd those douchebags.
There's a turkey with red sunglasses!
i'm in love with ur brain :D
all you had to do was jump molly
sheesh
right im british , but i see why some americans would belive we shuddent as a predudice but not in the form of forcing us not to .
molly served their asses on a golden platter.
She's right! *shows iphone*
good lesson!
I enjoy the vid but in a real life situation would the correction about the hot dogs just make you come off as snobby?
haha silly people xD
now the british parlament wants independence. they r kicking our the queen
For all you thinking this actually happens and is anything other then a dramatized, scripted, and fictional video. I feel bad for you. No need to start a war.
Actually, a few corrections while we're on the topic;
The vote on Indipendence actually was the approval of the Declaration, which had been debated and revised in the weeks leading up to the vote. The writing of the Declaration was actually John Adams' last ditch attempt to delay the vote in time to get all of the colonies on board.
Also, while the Frankfuters that would inspire the hot dog come from Germany, the modern hot dog is actually American.
@SLagonia
Whats funny is that they sell Frankfurters in Frankfurt made by a German company with an American flag on the tin... bizarre!
@cricketbat08 - I suggest you check your 'fact'.
Sure, I'll normally say I'm English, but I've described myself as British plenty of times before. As have quite a few of my friends.
Plus, on some official forms, they don't specify English or Scottish etc... they normally just force you to describe yourself as British.
The only person I know that's stubborn enough to create her own box entitled 'English' is my 85-year old Nan.
Any more ways you want to be proven wrong? lol
You just got SEEEEERVED!
...a hot dog
Molly just pwn3d that yank ^.^
the yellow shirt guy is an irl troll
She's right, you know. :)
that's what all americans are like
You tell em Molly <3 You can come celebrate the 4th with me and my friends. We're having a picnic at RecPark where we will watch the fireworks :)
Molly wins
Also, that wouldn't happen in Canada. We're nice like that
she reminded me of my self when correcting my friends facts. and they get furious with because im not as cute :)
I'd never call myself British..if I did I'd might as well just call myself European..
Low FPS?
Am I picking up a bit of an Australian twang to her accent? I'm British :)
in your face... =) haha, in yo face again times two intelligance is sexy
People, stop flagging as spam comments you don't like. It's not your place to censor anyone, in this of all countries.
@vearheart42 yeah i think its the video fps... i reloaded two times and still getting 20 fps
That was....akward. What's up with the pessimism from Rocketboom? I've never had this problem with British people. In real life, at least.
And she just proved every stuck up sterotype against the British with that know-it-all rant at the end.
@Unrea6lMe
It wouldn't hapen in America either. Americans are too nice for that, they wouldn't say it outloud, despite the fact that they might be thinking it.
I'm gonna have to thumb this one down for putting a downer on my celebratory mood.
I can't tell how much more I love the british english than the american english
Awww...... they are still upset and butthurt because we beat them at soccer and they got their asses whiped in the world cup. 0/10, Rocketboom.
molly makes me have low fps
I think I get it...
The stuck up white guy is supposed to represent the attitude of black people, and Molly is a white man. They are drawing a parallel with metaphorical imagery.... amiirite?
@ELuhn Yes, that's what the thumbs down button is for. The spam button is for people advertising their own unrelated stuff, or those stupid chain messages.
I'd give her my all American hotdog
Sally is missing a chin.
isn't Molly Australian?
Mally has a hot accent and shes really preatty by the way ^_^
@Rememborance British.
happy 4th july america from europe :)
@Rememborance nope. hence why she says shes british. =]
Pwned.
@yousefamar the brits stole it
(From wikipedia on Independence Day)
the United States, Independence Day, commonly known as the Fourth of July, is a federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776.
It isn't about voting for independence, but when it was adopted or approved. So if she is trying to say otherwise...then she is incorrect.
the dude denied molly, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!?
haha then molly owned him! xD
#LOL
wtf LOL
@TheIrregularVerb 1. this is just a satire; 2. do you even know what fascism is or is it just a word you throw around when you want to criticize something?
Wow Molly! Even though this was rehearsed, I was still impressed with Molly's badass stance towards the man and woman refusing to let her have a hot dog :)
I thought Molly was Aussie as well!
man... I got such a hard time differentiating British accent and Aussie accent >.<
@Rememborance : Hmm... I must be confusing her with someone else...
Hell yeah Molly, you get them!
awww look at her face at 135 awwwww
The yank denied Molly?!? Is he blind or something?
The chick with the red glasses is gross ... puke-a-thon
I really enjoyed this. :-)
what a bunch of douches. you go, molly!
haha molly pwned them!!
being a patriot, doesn't give him the right to be a dick.
USA is a melting pot, everyone should be accepted!
OHHH!!! HE GOT OWNED!!!
WHERE IS HER CHIN
PWND!
awesome video :DDD
proving just how shit the American Education System is, and how overally stupid Americans actually are
@JamalJohnsonCo I'm am British.
@B21983 Yes, I know what fascism means. And if you want to know what it means and to what degree it exists in the life of everybody then you should have a look at the movie "Die Welle - the Wave"
Fireworks are from China :D omg that means America and Canada's Birthdays are even closer :D
thumbs up if you wanna see Molly bend over and shoot bottle rockets out of her ass
Leah is hot.
This shit is terrible. Unsubscribing in 3....2....
0:35
His face! Ahahaha!
GOT OWNED BY A GIRL!
Anyway, America wouldn't be the way it is if the British never invaded it's ass, so you've got us to thank for at least something....
@SkullCreap she is obviously witty which somehow correlates with a tight vagina which is much better than molly's gigantic vavoosh where she stores all that wikipedia
Also I noticed this video was upladed before the 4th, most likely made on the 2nd, very clever!
BAM, BIIIITCH.
'Cuz you know that's what she was thinking when she said that.
Molly's brain is so hot <3
Thoses americans arent acting that is how all americans are in real life all stuck up thinking they are best
Looks out of bedroom window. See's castle. Laughs at American history.
wtf happened to Leah's hair?
@ListeNROck11 Oh troll harder.
The girl who said YUCK is YUCK!
HA! They got OWNED!
what is up with the the FPS in this video? It's like 15.
This is a truly inspired video. I can totally relate! Lots of patriotic conservative Americans feel like Bill -- though in reverse -- about Cinco de Mayo. Liberals, too, have passion for Cinco de Mayo, but their passion is in favor of this holiday. That's because liberals are afflicted with White Liberal Guilt.
Molly FTW. And of course, you can come to my 4th of July party!
lol "Wikipaedia"
lol her face at 1:35 is priceless
Lol, that was awesome except for omg low fps.
Molly´s Legs *¬*
Yay for Molly!
GO MOLLY! lol :P
LOL pause at 2:54 epic face
and whats that on her arm at 3:36?
I am in love with molly.
Love the ''she's right-guy''
lol pwned
You should have come celebrate the St-Jean-Batiste in Qc, we like to party with everybody... even english canadian :P
@maritimetimes Um, no. Just because someone lives somewhere, doesn't decide their race or turn them into another. I.e. If you moved to Ireland, would you call yourself Irish?
HA! There it is! The most important part of the video! The Hot Dog is a german invention! We got our wurst sorted out down here! Although I´d really like to know if it`s from Frankfurt/Oder or Frankfurt/Main...
@WolfTeenZylo yea
... I'd have punched him in the face.
molly's speech made me jizz in my pants
I am in love with Molly's brain. Molly's accent and Molly's beautiful aethetics are the frosting <3
lol lawyer'd
Knowledge is Power.
Awkward...
I LOVE THIS!!!! and MOLLY!!:D
@WolfTeenZylo In the words of John Boehner, "HELL NO YOU CAN'T!!!!"
345st
Love the popped collar.
omfg that guy was such a douchebag to molly, he needs a life sentence
@kirw2n Thumbs up to that!
Whenever I drop a knowledge bomb like Molly, I get my arse handed to me as I'm tossed out the door.
I thought Molly was australian! Where is she from??
Put that in your pipe, America. :)
All that for a dog?
They do have 4th of July in Britain.
Yes and here in Canada as well. In fact the whole world has a 4 of July.
what's with the frame rate?
I heard more people actually died in New York State due to the revolutionary war fighting then in any other state. Ticondoroga, saratoga, et al... bring on the fireworks!
I fucking love Molly
Wow, Molly is in this video and the guy made a comment about "all American hotdogs" - and not a single commenter has offered Molly the opportunity to eat his "all American hotdog". By all of the comments on every other Molly video - that's kind of surprising.
Anyway, Happy 2nd July, 4th of July and 2nd of August!
I've thought for a while now that the British should have a holiday on 4th July to celebrate their independence from the United States.
Ya thanks for all the oil Biritsh Petrol idiots !
Knowledge of History FTW. rofl total pwn
What's with the frame rate?
@RogueBlueJay Surrey I believe.
she's right !
@slLLyhumans Actually, the company operating the rig and the owners of the rig, were American. BP was paying them to drill a well.
paddle faster, i hear banjo's
Lulz I hope this doesn't happen to me tomorrow being British living in florida D:
Molly FTW
i want to be a midget just to look up her skirt
Hey if you Americans don't want her us Brits would be more than happy to have Molly back.
go molly and go germany :D
MOLLY that was very well scripted :)
she forgot to mention one thing...
who the hell rebels over tea?
This video exhibits the typical New Yorker elitist attempt to debase the American working class. No wonder Sarah Palin is going to make it for the next Rep nomination
All those rocketboom episodes finally pay off.
@inmydormroom Way to insult an actress for the role she played by criticizing her physical appearance. I'd call it a clever troll, but the fact of the matter is you actually judge people by their appearance.
Sally reminds me of that girl from the Orbit Dirty Mouth Test 37 lmao
@BumbleTheBard That would be stupid though. No one wants to celebrate that. Merry Ole England is still bitter.
@kirw2n I'm guessing that she just learned it for this sketch. But I do like her personality, judging based on her choice of employment. I'm just not buying into the idea that since she's cute and has a nice accent, and probably personality, that she's als a genius. And I'm calling it how I see it that you wouldn't say this same thing about an ugly genius. You'd probably call her a know-it-all.
There's no such American thing in 4th of July holiday. LOL
OMG Molly is smart... i want her!!
molly is already half-american. a few more years she'll be full american n bbq-ing the frankfurters n hamburgers n dunking berliners in chocolate
she's not brittish..Australian she be you nimrods
Man, that guy was a douche.
funny stuff. it would have been better if you had finished by refusing her the hot dog again after her last little spurt of info.
Molly owned those fuckers. haha.
That display of historical nerdiness may be the hottest thing I've ever seen. Seriously.
Molly, crushing hopes and dreams with the power of confusion. Awesome :)
Molly, as an American who loves you I have two things to say.
1) Suck it. the 4th is our holiday learn to cope.
2) If the 4th makes you sad you'd better not pay any attention to out national anthem, that just makes it worse.
He got pwned by the british! Omagad!
Hahaha... Molly, I wish you were real :-) Love ya!
WOOT!!!
Way to go Molly! PWN those inaccurate wankers! XD
wow, that was hot
El Oh El.
Molly, your smart is mind-blowing. :)
@Prytonis Dude, don't take it seriously.
haha owned! lol
We have the burden of the Olympics. We suck at football yet spend billions on it every year .The only thing that couple make it worst is if a major British company happened to be making 3.5 billion plankton simultaneously say pass the shampoo im feeling a lttle oilly today.
@Prytonis @Prytonis I laugh at the American parade of self-righteousness. But then again its not all sweet in Britain neither.We are getting taxed even more even though were the most taxed people in the world. These taxes are being imposed by a government that we did not vote in. We are committing are armed forces in multiple country’s even though we are a tiny country.
@MrBrannfjell lol its funny how people allways find this funny even though it like happends 2/47
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government
Naturally, the American has a popped collar.
I think this is the only video where people is not going to comment about mollys breast.^^ the video was kinda funny though.
History debate over a wiener. Love it.
the frame rate seems bad..
This just sounds like Anti-American angst.
A BIG " WOOOOHOOOO YEAY! XD " 4 MOLLY! 8D
fuck you molly is hot, she can do what ever she wants
@davedudeit
Not a British company, American and British equally- not been called British in ages.
the all american guy had a point about fourth of july, but its still wrong not to let molly join in on the fun cause she's brittish. racism takes many shapes and forms to devide and conquer the human race. besides united we stand devided we fall.
and so are hamburgers. Pizza is from italy
there is no real american food. (telephone is italian as well)
I hate it when they do skits like this
PLEASE MARRY ME
I'd give molly my hot-dog any time lol :p
@Prytonis She did cope, by showing them whos the baws.
How dare he diss Molly D:<
@abyssus99 British company happened to be making 3.5 billion plankton simultaneously say pass the shampoo im feeling a lttle oilly today.
BP??
British Petroleum.
ppfff sherlocks in the house lol.
Go Molly!
SHE'S RIGHT!!!
I moved here on may of last year. Our friends don't really care about us celebrating with them, we acknowledge that it's a celebration dedicated to the declaration of independence , but we Aussies just see it as blowing shit up.
bet you this guy is the first one dawning a sombrero and drinking bear on the 5th of may!
AND that is why i love you MOLLY, even tho you kinda killed our king. Im from Wales btw...
@tstgamer HAHAHA +1
It's true that a lot of Americans are like this, but they got one thing wrong... we LOVE Brits! Especially the accent.
@davedudeit You do know that BP likes to be called BP because of the amount of American executives that WORK for BP?
That was offensive enought to block? Can I find out what the rules are for blocking comments?
That cracks me up.
You will always lose if you question Molly. YOU GO MOLLY!
Sort of like that high school where they forced the American kids in AMERICA to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
Cause all the teachers were probably members of LA RAZA. The RACE. Not just a race, but THE RACE. Happy holidays America, your country is going down the toilet faster than a slippery eel.
AS soon as amnesty is granted to the 30 million illegals you'll probably have La Raza Day. Nobody will give a fuck about Independence Day, except the few sci-fi nerds who enjoyed the movie.
Lick my IP.
molly melted their braynzz
This video makes me want to marry Molly even more.
molly owns! xD
@SuperOriginalGuy
Don't all Aussies see all holidays like that?
did 4th died?
PWNED!
i would never be rude like that to molly. i would be even nicer, i was cooking hotdogs, and she wanted a burger, then i would go to the store and bring burgers, just for her.
ok, maybe thats a little too creepy. sorry.
Everyone knows that Molly is a vegetarian.
very predicable but it put a smile on my face :)
Molly, you totally pwned that guy.
wow sally sure is ugly
kinda lame though
Noob patriot got owned
She's right! (x2)
Bill and Sally- comedy gold!
history nerds ftw
Omg thats so lame!
I love british people!!!
Their accent is so awesome. british women are sexy just because of their accent lol
Long live the Republic.
@TUMaMeia Tea tax.
@TUMaMeia It wasn't over tea! it was over taxation without representation.
Happy Birthday America!
Greetings from the Netherlands
@gm928 Proof or GTFO
who wouldnt want to give molly a hotdog, I want to kick that guy in the face.
@snailhunter66 wow! it's been 234 years. you lost. get over it.
This sketch is really nice, even though it's really unpleasant to observe Molly who had to listen to insulting criticism of that jingoist.
Molly was told "on your way!", and those guys totally got it right in their faces.
Her face was so sad but it turned well-lit from the inside when she started her monologue.
Her eyes at 4:04 were 100 times smarter than those of both American lowbrow guys combined.
And then came the Wikipedia comments. It was kind of Internet gold. Just brilliant!
Rocketboom, pissing off xenophobic people with lovely British accents since July 2, 1776.
China? They "invented" it first right?
that guy is fucking funny
Was that Anna Chapman at 0:02? Don't tell me you were celebrating the 4th of July with a Russian spy!
Very funny! I like the mean girlfriend. Good job, Rocketboom!
1776 brits lost
Something most of us need to remember as white folks, and I can say this because I'm white, is that NONE of us are TRULY Americans. The Native American tribes that lived here are the only ones who can rightfully claim this land. But we did a great job of killing most of them, shipping in immigrants as slaves for work, and ruling this nation LIKE A BOSS! For being such a pro boss, whitey, I thank you. Molly is from our motherland though. You can't be more white than Molly. That's why I love her.
1:32 epic neck fat
I'm ok with you correcting the date of Independence, but denying us the hot dog is going TO FAR!! TO FAR I say!!
@retardedcandy911 Actually they didn't actually lose the war until 1781, and the peace treaty wasn't signed for 2 years after that.
she wasnt wearing that sweater when she CAME IT!!!! :O
Imagine how much better the world would be if it was still under British rule.!!
lol dogs
I think "She's right!" guy is my favorite part of this video, lol
Great job as always, ROCKETBOOM!
this makes white americans sound like hicks...
@TrueBlueAustralian or how much better the world would be if we rode bears instead of cars and we all woke up to eat a nice breakfast of seven blueberry bagels and we all pet lolcats and got paid for it
MOLLY IS A GENIUS!
I watched this video then I Jizzed in my pants!
maggie from poykpak! makes this video 10 times better
Make a mental note. Our Molly is always right.
wth
Love u Molly <3....
i'd give molly a hotdog, she makes me lol
That was hilarious how much of a douche he was kind of reflects a lot of people in my country over here in the USA lol
nice......
Whats with the shitty framerate
boo the unnecessary hate, <3 brits :D
lol, i imagine the idea to make this video went something like this... "Hey we should do a skit about the 4th of July where some douchbag American doesn't let us celebrate and we pwn his face off with trivial facts"
GO MOLLY GO!
Canada > America
I lost real respect for the writers at ROCKETBOOM over this video.
Did they really have to pull the old "Durr Hurr, Americans r dumb" skit?
Come on. I expected better. Anytime we get into an international forum, the British attempt to berate us. It's pretty fail though.
At least in America are allowed to defend ourselves. In Britain, if a crackhead breaks in your house with intent to harm and rob you, you better get on your knees and suck his dick, or off to prison with ya.
LAWL
aw sad molly
check out the double chin on the chick with the blue striped tank.
Jesus, what happened to the chick's chin @ 1:18? It looks like it'd be fun to slap back-and-forth a few times.
@SirJarred Click name > Go to their channel > Scroll down > Location: "New York, United States"
Wait, what?
yukk ahh, ohhh... sorry you hav no neck Sally.
Molly wants a Hot Dog...Woot
@SirJarred Meh, cry more. There were two "dumb Americans" there who were so exaggerated they can't even be called stereotypical, and two other Americans there who welcomed the Briton to the barbecue without question. And I think the whole point of the video was to drop a little history on us regarding the date of the birth of the nation, not to take a cheap shot at dumb Americans.
it turned out to be a German holiday from Frankfort, nice!
@98smithg It's all in fun, no? If it's a celebration, celebrate.
I feel like going up there and stabbing those two couples with a pitchfork.
I hate british history, its so fucking long.
At least we got a cup of tea out of it all :D
lol if he's so patriotic why is he wearing yellow?
"she's right!" haha
i love you molly...
wat
Lmao
molly can have my hot dog anytime
i mean it
i have a restaurant
in times like that you are happy to have some guy with an internet conection on his phone to check it on wiki.......if been through this kind of situations alot (NOT) and that guy was always missing ........... sigh
Made it to 1:52 ... So boring.
Success! I think this put's molly into the "More American Than Americans" category?
i'm born and raised in america, but i'm not afraid to say that as americans as a whole, we are pretty dumb. not all of us, but a whole lot of us are. to become a citizen of the usa, people have to pass all these big tests about the country and gov. and stuff like that and if were are born adn raised here, well to be honest, i probably dont know half of the stuff. we should have to pass those tests too to be able to stay here. greatest place on earth. happy 4th of july
@davedudeit
They are not British Petroleum. It's BP plc, no more than that. Just because of the amount of American workers and the fact that they merged with foreign buisness Amoco they decided that.
Thats why when Obama called it British Petroleum Cameron went WAAAAAAAAA. Sorry if I wasn't clear before.
@gartini I second that.
Dear Molly RocketBoobs,
Britain never got over being beaten by the USA in the Revolutionary War.
Then the British came back, and Andy Jackson whupped their asses again!!
NOW, British Petroleum has returned to the site of their last defeat (New Orleans)
to POISON the ENTIRE Gulf of Mexico, and destroy the land AND oceans that we legally bought
from France, who Illegally stole it from the Native Americans, after Columbus murdered 100,000,000
Native Americans with European diseases, murder, rape, and torture, after his "discovery" of the "new world".
So, in actual fact, NO ONE should be celebrating anything. This should be an international day of
Shame and Mourning and Repentance for ALL people of Eurpeon heritage.
Think about that when you eat your (German) hot dog!
I think Americans should commit mass suicide. That'll teach the rest of the world a lesson. Also Apple should recall all iPhones & IPads before the deadly deed is done.
lol Molly you're such a douche ruining our all-American fun.
isn't she vegetarian?
It was snarky stuff like that which precipitated the Declaration of Independence. We celebrate on the 4th because the Declaration itself was not only more widely publicized, but is a great work of political philosophy. It wasn't enough for a small group of civic leaders to decide amongst themselves the country should be free, it required a well-reasoned declaration of how and why. I don't see it as an "Americans are dumb" video as much as a "Man, Molly will try anything to get a hot dog."
Another great job, Molly! Rule Brittania.
I'd like to live in England for a while...
I need to know obscure facts about their land so I can impress them and get accepted to hot dog parties.
nobody likes a wiseass ;)
Rule Britannia!
@TurokHan I do.
I knew this was scripted, of course, but still, my visceral reaction as a Canadian was "typical American xenophobes." That Molly knew more about their history than they did was as happily dramatic as it was not surprising, since Americans are remarkably ignorant of historical contexts and facts, relying instead on their well-trodden mythologies (thanks, Boards of Education from the great States of Texas and Kansas!).
Hey Molly! Her Majesty is visiting Canada right now. You're more than welcome to drop by for a spot of tea - English Breakfast Tea! Besides, our national day has a much better name - "Canada Day," rather than, you know, just reading it off the calendar.
@Boss0nomaka well there is over 2000 years of it
lol.
although in reality if any Americans acted that way towards me i would punch them.
PWNED!!!!!
@calibansvg The situation is just extremely common, its frustrating and bland. We 'get' that the British have a superiority complex. Half their comedy is focused on describing other (non-Western European) nations as unrefined and ignorant.
Even when done lightheartedly and in jest, it is still a terrible kind of humor.
Thankfully there are comics that hold their own like Ricky Gervais, John Cleese, and Simon Pegg. Satire is always classier (funnier) than Parody.
Brits can't live in New York? Imogen Lloyd Webber be damned. :p
@Obanion78 actually no-one is bitter.
the USA becoming independent actually helped the british with spending cuts which then led to the british paying off all their debts and which in-tern helped Britain become the world biggest empire.
so in actuality the USA gaining independence was actually one of the best things to happen to Britain.
@yoyohaness that's how the world media portrays America sorry.
@trekkie108 yeah and the plumber still hasnt shown up yet.
@GuitarHeroRulez321 Fine, i'll invite a load of jews to my next Holocaust party.
molly can try my hotdog ;)
@DannyJiggles Its called patriotism Danny, a concept alien to you clearly.
thanks to the internet i hate america
pwnage
@TheGreatVax You mean to say: When it's a cute girl I do...
owned pwned... smashed. wtfc?
America fuck yeah!!! just messing around lets not fight over what happened a long time ago l love you brits if not for you I would not exist today thank you.
totally thought she was australian
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rofl....pwned...
Go Molly!
This guy should confront Obama who probably has no clue about America's history as he gets his info from the likes of Louis Farrahkan, Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Al Sharpton.
Whoever this actor is, I'd pay money to have him unleash on Obama.
Lick my IP
@ThisIsAGreatName Wtf dude you broke youtube!
How DARE they do that to Molly?!
And I thought americans accept anyone but mexicans, muslims, and canadians,
Anyway, our first(and only) knigs crowning on sixth, so if anyone is interested...
I love this video
way to go Molly, bore them to death with a turgid history lesson!!
Why are you always covering up Australia?
Yay Molly!! I support EVERYONE celebrating the American holiday- after all, we stole all of our culture from every other culture!!
@ThisIsAGreatName How did you DO that!?! :O
But we put them on buns, thereby inventing the "hot dog"!
this is so sad... it doesn't matter if you are British or Japanese you are allowed to be free and to celebrate anything you like
thank you!!!!!!!!!! I wanted 2 spam about "all american hot dog" OH HUR HUR MOLLY... oh HUR HUR
what an asshole nice comeback molly he he
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So funny... XD I lol'd.
That was brilliant!
Well done :D
@tf2godlikespy If they could've, they would've.
@MichaelHowrie I think your figures are a little low.
brilliant!!
the engish didn't like our choice, but they respected it, they did the same thing with the church of England Thing, better not mention Tea Party day, may be a new one
hope you dont mind myself coming over next july 4th.
She's right! :D
rofl!!! what a dick lol. loved it!
@Dince125 thanks : )
of course she is. molly's always right : )
All peoples should celebrate the 4th of July. It's not just about American Independance, It wasn't a war against the British, It was a war against the forces of a feudalist Tyrant. King George III couldn't get enough taxes from the English because Parliment stood in his way, so he decided to shake down the colonies. It was the beginning of the end for Global Imperialism.
wikiwhatwhat?
Molly is gangsta.
The people of Great Britain were persecuted just as much as Americans during that time. I understand the joke, but this is kind of ignorant.
SUCK IT AMERICA!
gj molly.
SHE'S RIGHT!
Creepy guy with the iPhone... lol
Lool! You tell them Molly!
The dude with the iPhone was funny. xD
I wish the people of the world would just stop its racial feuds. Why the fuck should another ethnicity be any different?
u want an all american hot doink
owned bitches
Mollypedia FTW
Daaaamn, She told them!!... MOLLY FTW!!! :o)
she's right
Popped Collar is a douche.
I love how messed up History is ^_^
Shut up already Molly! u cant have an all american hot dog now.
if your white, your either british or european
@DISKFIGHTER2 or paint
I love when people accuse you of things your country did generations ago. - It makes completely sense!
Americans are always trying to pass things off as "American" when they're not. No hate towards all you Americans, it's just an observation.
@MindSplat
Too bad you don't know that America is a nation of immigrants and that those peoples traditions and ways become American.
is British
What the fuck is this bullshit? Americans aren't like that.
We dont hate you. We just thought you were being unfair so we broke away.... you're the ones that went all ape shit on us with your red coats.
This is bullcrap. I'm not like that and no American I know is like that. And then she does and acts like the sterotypical English person, all snobby and stuck up.
@pistolwhipextreme
That's the best way I've heard it put yet.
Way to put a downer on the 4th of July, rocket boom. I'm now unsubscribing. I only subscribed becasue of Know Your Meme anyway.
@DISKFIGHTER2
if you are gonna go back that far, you might as well just go back a bit farther. All man can be traced back to a centralized location in Africa, so technically speaking.... we;re all African
@ThatsFakeandGay Uhm, it's a joke parodising american nationalism?
@MindSplat Keep the Frankfurter Wurst real! :D
@pistolwhipextreme it's a joke, chill out
yay molly i love her soo much.who ever treats her like that deserves to be thrown off a building
molly shouldve gone ape shizz on his ass. molly didnt do nuffin. i know its a joke but still
What an asshole (though I know he's just acting).
Just tell me what is an American? It's a nation formed by immigrants who were and are looking after an ideal of freedom. Yes, immigrants. The Whites, Blacks, Asians, Latinos, are all immigrants in the United States.
"She's right :D"
you can't talk you fatass americans no offence to most people go on molly
moly <3 no way im jokin hell no ok im british but im a lad yeah im scottish i no i dont eat haggish ken
@luistijerina hes/shes right
hahaha awesome!
Molly is such a badass. <3
<3 Molly!
wooooow o___o that was so COOL! :D
awww this was good up until the end... she should have just left
i havent been a fanboy of you until this
YAY CANADA
@TodayOnTheShow
I only subscribed because of Joanne and she isn't even in this show anymore.
why does everything seem more accurate with a British accent
Molly FTW!!
Wow. They were acting really, really unamerican. Everything this country IS, came from the rest of the world. This is WHY America is any good at all! Shit, I'd kill to have molly at my Independence Day party!
May the 4th be with y'all!
love it!!!!
GO MOLLY!!!
We are still not independent from the British petroleum Hahahahahaha
Molly is beautiful
Are you British? :)
so staged
you're not a badass
a real american 'patriot' would never have admitted they were wrong and would argue with you anyway lol
at least anyone who wouldn't let you celebrate in the first place because you weren't american...
british people rule!
yes that's right we bloody rule!
The all American frankfurt sausages look remarkably like the ones that claim to be from Germany you know...
Actually, what better way to celebrate the 4th of July in today's world than with the "Brits"?
Best rocketboom video ever!!
I love Molly :)
Damn she mentioned if further on.
Smart girls are hott
@Aro2220 Are you an idiot? Yes, in a way, it WAS staged.
BECAUSE IT WAS MEANT TO BE!.
Fuck sake, please do not tell me your american.
@slayer66616
i loved her too first but then she ate that disgusting veggie burger and now she makes me puke.
at least molly eats meat like real persons, and she's prettier
that guy is the ultimate doucher
Oh, Molly... <3
Molly's friend was hott.
The more I listen to that guy the more I'm convinced he's right. Celebrations are for myth fabrication, not for actual hystorical record.
hey Billy give molly a weenie...very well done
Edit: Line at 3:50 should be..
SALLY: Please accept our most humble apologies by joining us in a threesome.
You go Molly!
@Duirward
Vegetarians, Vegans and whatever fucked up mixture of those disgust me too, but that woman was too hot for it to bother me tho and the accent... oh god.
no one like a know it all Molly....cept fer us. Molly WIN.
PWND. Also, the first "Americans" were (mostly) British colonists. LOLFAIL. I know it's just a show, but blatant indifference (and ignorance) and douche-baggery like that just goes to show you how UN-American some Americans can be. So what if someone from a different background than yours wants to celebrate with you? It shouldn't matter where they come from. Hell, they might even know more about your holiday than you do! Ex.: Ben Stein is Jewish, and encourages Christians to celebrate Christmas!
The Britt's are allways going to be better than americans ;) Let's face it, they made the language :3
(I believe. This is one of those moments someone could be completelly wrong, don't judge me I don't study history that much >_>)
Thumbs up if you demand a Molly Swimsuit Calender
@seanyyg
You'll have to speak a little louder next time, I can't hear you over the riots in the streets.
Sally is a jew
@MrElucidate Cool! =D
That video was as lame as a cartoon.
@TheLazyCuddler not judging... but you are wrong, you see the british did not create the english language... english is technically a "germanic" language and was made the official language of scottland before england... which then both were taken over by the roman empire making both of the territories official language "latin" then "english" but then england took over ireland and switched their native language to english... then when america became america they kept the language for themselves..
@tycoon1994 Aha, Thank you ^^ You just made me abit brigther :) I completelly love the language and the more I know about it the better, Who wouldn't pick a brittish accent over the american one? (no offence americans, just... britt's are better)
Anyways, thanks ^^
"British i thought you were Australian. Well funny you should ask / Geico 15 mins could you save you 15% or more on car insurance." Just kidding Molly.
Happy Independence day....
"British i thought you were Australian. Well funny you should ask / Geico 15 mins could you save you 15% or more on car insurance." Just kidding Molly.
Happy Independence day....
@TheLazyCuddler i think so too! but personally i like the Australian accent :-P
Alright Molly. Although I wouldn't recommend eating a hotdog cooked but that guy. You'll probably get sick.
MOLLY PWNS!
@tycoon1994. Are you sure? English is a hybrid language, with words derived from Latin, ancient Greek, Norse (Viking), Anglo-Saxon, French, Germanic, Yiddish, and Hindi, to name but a few. These words came into the language from original native language, invasion, immigration and empire.
holy crap at that chicks chin+neck combo. They are the same lol.
@GmasterRED Those riots are in place to protest Canada's Americanization during the G20. More power to them.
sally's chin.
@rp960 . That's a confusion often made. Australia has several accents, but they have a similarity that separates them from English accents. Try TheHill88 and communitychannel for Australian accents, and you will realise that Molly does not speak like them. I can't place Molly exactly, but think it is outer London, or possibly Surrey. She is kind of London metropolitan.
what is the weird building on the left at the start of the video ?
@gonovasol It is a bridge I think :) you know the tops at the both ends
good one molly
Molly in a skirt == Awesome
Thumbs up if you think that one know-it-all guy looks like a cross between adult Frankie Muniz and the bad guy from Tron.
umm should i say this own age. now molly what is your favorite thing to break since i know you have that issue to break things being serious here.
LAWLLLL
mememolly can celebrate at my place anytime she wants!
Molly you're dress is gorgeous!!
Epic
THAT WAS AWESOME
GO BRITS REPRESENT !!!
Of course she's right, MOLLY IS AWESOME to the nth degree.
PWND
yeah, cause the place where your born defines who you are... NOT!
Patriotism sucks...
shows so much about the US
@derekcolman I know i was just quoting a stupid commercial he have over here about a British accented speaking gecko representing a Insurance company.
I can hear the difference between the many British and many Australian accents.
Now THAT.. was one of the best Rocketboom videos ever produced! As simple as it was A) the acting was GREAT (possibly better than anything else theyv'e done) B) Molly underpalyed it JUST right and C) informative - great confluence of talent; well done!
@voicetube
o_0...woah....you are letting your anti-Americanism get to your head. That was better than even all the Know your meme videos? All the other ones?
@seanyyg
Oh you! How you Canadians will skew the truth. The riots were anrchists protesting the government. Canadians will find a way to blame every single one of their problems on America.
ummm soooo after she said that they should have said... "thats great now gtfo" i dont see how what she said changes anything
Thorough research FTW!
I don't like these people.
This guy has a point, the British should duck there heads when they're in the US just to be safe
@GmasterRED Hey Gmaster - I'll be happy to answer: 1st of all, there was no way my comment was meant to express Anti-Americanism
2nd.. You are correct -- there have been far better VIDEOS (overall) but as far as ACTING combined with info - this was the best I have seen (in your defense, I have not seen EVERY RB video).
My favorite RB video of all time? Quite possibly Know Your Meme: Autotune.
I wish they would do more of those as they ARE possibly the best that they produce:-)
MOLLY I FUCKIN LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! this video was awesome
@jeswashere I agree
This....Is why I love Rocketboom
@Glenjamin87 You can't exactly hide an accent.
Well you can, but it usually takes a bit of training. :P
pwned!
If Molly would had walk there with a case of beer regardless of nationality she would had been accepted and cheer for,but now she'll be know as barbecue 4th july crasher
Molly you are AWESOME! Long live the learned!
i knew that before she said it.
Thank you, Molly.
you should be in canada, hell the queen is even here right now. She was at the queen's plate.
Pretty cool then cause August is my birth month anyway. August really rocks now lol!
"what?
talk"
http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/07/04/lklv.gulf.shores.tourism.cnn
If I were Molly I wouldn't accept their hot dog. We demand our wieners with no dicks attached!
Molly has a nice awkward face on the beginning of the movie. Anyway, although this is just fiction, in some places may be true. Nice small tattoo on Molly left hand (3:35)
whatch your back Molly, as Im sure the Texas Board of Education will be out to get you now.
Much prefer the British accent.
Molly is awesome!.......that is all.
Yeah. Dont forget about the Indigenous/Native American peoples helping out yet genocide was committed upon them by the united states government. However, the President issued a half-assed apology to the Natives in what is called the, "The Native American Apology Resolution". Molly did some research but she did not research enough.
Molly is always right.
Go MOLLY!
Way to put those Americans in their place! :D
I was at a standup show in Williamsburg the girl in the red sunglasses and some others had this tuesday. Me and my friend was almost the only audience. She was hilarious though.
fddfd
I loved this!
Lets invade the US and reclaim our country.
@GmasterRED Look, I'm not trying to be an ass, but the bottom line is that our country just wasted 1.4 billion dollars to hold a summit that isnt even necessary. My city closes schools for the blind, and cuts public funding because it cant scrape together 5 million dollars. Meanwhile there are 20,000 police in Toronto beating up people for no reason, on a huge power trip. That kind of spending isntlike Canada, and was supervised by American contractors. I love the US, but am a proud Canadian =)
@funnytigre because americans always boldly (as well as wrongly) claim they invented/own/are better than everything?
@jwindyboy I guess she didn't wanna make them cry.
Way to go Molly!
@jwindyboy exactly. and natives americans are the ones that can be proud of being americans. the rest are just a mix of many other cultures. let's face it, if you are not a native, then you are sure to have european (yes british too), african or asian ancestors. and i don't mean that as a bad thing.
loved this!
umh, i guess molly went to school in europe
that guy with the red sunglasses looks extremely like a ugly woman!
lol, silly americans...
Molly Win.
-Talk... Talk!
-Hi I'd really like a hot dog..
-Ugh, Yuck!
Molly for President.
He got sonned. "BOY! Get in your place!"
@GabesSC Then get the f*ck out. I'll help you pack.
@popupheadlights I think you meant 'Molly in a skirt is awesome.' Using the programing syntax of == is something completely different. for example:
if (Awesome == 'Molly in a skirt') {var Thumb = 'up'; } else {var Thumb = 'down';}
or you could go:
var Molly_in_a_skirt = 'Awesome';
But the way you put it just hurts my programmers soul.
As the USA's number one patriot, I condem this video.
High Five!
I'm pretty sure stereotype-football-head-American like that guy wouldn't care that much about history, to nerd raged that much at such a hot girl...pretty sure his brain suddenly gain cells when he looked at Molly boobs.
I was expecting
"sure, but the REAL american hotdog lies between my legs"
This is so good. Well done guys! (that's how I like my dogs I mean)
it's sceim!
I felt a little similar yesterday when there was a 4th July party next door and I wanted to join in. I'm British and live in the UK and the guys next door are American.
MOLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What a low frame rate.
>:(
@RaptorTechSource what, celebrating 4th july in the uk, weird, thats like americans celebrating bonfire night
I would SO like to throw my tea bags into her harbor.
50 Random Facts That Make You Wonder What In The World Has Happened To America
Our world is changing at a pace that is so staggering these days that it can be really hard to fully grasp the significance of what we are witnessing. Hopefully the collection of random facts below will help you to "connect the dots" just a little bit. On one level, the facts below may not seem related. However, what they all do have in common is that they show just how much the United States has fundamentally changed. Do you ever just sit back and wonder what in the world has happened to America? The truth is that the America that so many of us once loved so much has been shattered into a thousand pieces. The "land of the free and the home of the brave" has been transformed into a socialized Big Brother nanny state that is oozing with corruption and has accumulated the biggest mountain of debt in the history of the world. The greatest economic machine that the world has ever seen is falling apart before our very eyes, and even when our politicians actually try to do something right (which is quite rare) the end result is still a bunch of garbage.
#50) A new report released by the United Nations is publicly calling for the establishment of a world currency and none of the major news networks are even covering it.
#49) Arnold Schwarzenegger has ordered California State Controller John Chiang to reduce state worker pay for July to the federal minimum allowed by law -- $7.25 an hour for most state workers.
#48) A police officer in Oklahoma recently tasered an 86-year-old disabled grandma in her bed and stepped on her oxygen hose until she couldn't breathe because they considered her to be a "threat".
#47) In early 2009, U.S. net national savings as a percentage of GDP went negative for the first time since 1952, and it has continued its downward trend since then.
#46) Corexit 9500 is so incredibly toxic that the UK's Marine Management Organization has completely banned it, so if there was a major oil spill in the North Sea, BP would not be able to use it. And yet BP has dumped over a million gallons of dispersants such as Corexit 9500 into the Gulf of Mexico.
#45) For the first time in U.S. history, more than 40 million Americans are on food stamps, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture projects that number will go up to 43 million Americans in 2011.
#44) It has come out that one employee used a Federal Emergency Management Agency credit card to buy $4,318 in "Happy Birthday" gift cards. Two other FEMA officials charged the cost of 360 golf umbrellas ($9,000) to the taxpayers.
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#43) Researchers at the State University of New York at Buffalo received $389,000 from the U.S. government to pay 100 residents of Buffalo $45 each to record how much malt liquor they drink and how much pot they smoke each day.
#42) The average duration of unemployment in the United States has risen to an all-time high.
#41) The bottom 40 percent of all income earners in the United States now collectively own less than 1 percent of the nation’s wealth.
#40) In the U.S., the average federal worker now earns about twice as much as the average worker in the private sector.
#39) Back in 1950 each retiree's Social Security benefit was paid for by 16 workers. Today, each retiree's Social Security benefit is paid for by approximately 3.3 workers. By 2025 it is projected that there will be approximately two workers for each retiree.
#38) According to a U.S. Treasury Department report to Congress, the U.S. national debt will top $13.6 trillion this year and climb to an estimated $19.6 trillion by 2015.
#37) The federal government actually has the gall to ask for online donations that will supposedly go towards paying off the national debt.
#36) The Cactus Bug Project at the University Of Florida was allocated $325,394 in economic stimulus funds to study the mating decisions of cactus bugs.
#35) A dinner cruise company in Chicago got nearly $1 million in economic stimulus funds to combat terrorism.
#34) It is being reported that a 6-year-old girl from Ohio is on the "no fly" list maintained by U.S. Homeland Security.
#33) During the first quarter of 2010, the total number of loans that are at least three months past due in the United States increased for the 16th consecutive quarter.
#32) According to a new report, Americans spend twice as much as residents of other developed countries on healthcare, but get lower quality and far less efficiency.
#31) Some experts are warning that the cost of bailing out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac could reach as high as $1 trillion.
#30) The FDA has announced that the offspring of cloned animals could be in our food supply right now and that there is nothing that they can do about it.
#29) In May, sales of new homes in the United States dropped to the lowest level ever recorded.
27) Federal border officials recently said that Mexican drug cartels have not only set up shop on American soil, they are actually maintaining lookout bases in strategic locations in the hills of southern Arizona.
#26) The U.S. government has declared some parts of Arizona off limits to U.S. citizens because of the threat of violence from Mexican drug smugglers.
#25) According to the credit card repayment calculator, if you owe $6000 on a credit card with a 20 percent interest rate and only pay the minimum payment each time, it will take you 54 years to pay off that credit card. During those 54 years you will pay $26,168 in interest rate charges in addition to the $6000 in principal that you are required to pay back.
#24) According to prepared testimony by Goldman Sachs Chief Operating Officer Gary Cohn, Goldman Sachs shorted roughly $615 million of the collateralized debt obligations and residential mortgage-backed securities the firm underwrote since late 2006.
#23) The six biggest banks in the United States now possess assets equivalent to 60 percent of America's gross national product.
#22) Four of the biggest U.S. banks (Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America and Citigroup) had a "perfect quarter" with zero days of trading losses during the first quarter of 2010.
#21) 1.41 million Americans filed for personal bankruptcy in 2009 - a 32 percent increase over 2008.
#20) BP has hired private security contractors to keep the American people away from oil cleanup sites and nobody seems to care.
#19) Barack Obama is calling for a "civilian expeditionary force" to be sent to Afghanistan and Iraq to help overburdened military troops build infrastructure. #
#18) On June 18th, two Christians decided that they would peacefully pass out copies of the gospel of John on a public sidewalk outside a public Arab festival in Dearborn, Michigan and within 3 minutes 8 policemen surrounded them and placed them under arrest.
#17) It is being reported that sales of foreclosed homes in Florida made up nearly 40 percent of all home purchases in the first part of this year.
#16) During a recent interview with Larry King, former first lady Laura Bush revealed to the world that she is actually in favor of legalized gay marriage and a woman's "right" to abortion.
#15) Scientists at Columbia University are warning that the dose of radiation from the new full body security scanners going into airports all over the United States could be up to 20 times higher than originally estimated.
#14) 43 percent of Americans have less than $10,000 saved for retirement.
#13) The FDIC's deposit insurance fund now has negative 20.7 billion dollars in it, which represents a slight improvement from the end of 2009.
#12) The judge that BP is pushing for to hear an estimated 200 lawsuits on the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster gets tens of thousands of dollars a year in oil royalties and is paid travel expenses to industry conferences.
#11) In recent years the U.S. government has spent $2.6 million tax dollars to study the drinking habits of Chinese prostitutes and $400,000 tax dollars to pay researchers to cruise six bars in Buenos Aires, Argentina to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior when drunk.
#10) U.S. officials say that more than three billion dollars in cash (much of it aid money paid for by U.S. taxpayers) has been stolen by corrupt officials in Afghanistan and flown out of Kabul International Airport in recent years.
#9) According to a report by the U.S. Department of Transportation's Bureau of Transportation Statistics, the baggage check fees collected by U.S. airlines shot up 33% in the first quarter of 2010 to $769 million.
#8) Three California high school students are fighting for their right to show their American patriotism - even on a Mexican holiday - after they were forced to remove their American flag T-shirts on Cinco de Mayo.
#7) Right now, interest on the U.S. national debt and spending on entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare are somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 to 15 percent of GDP. By 2080, they are projected to eat up approximately 50 percent of GDP.
#6) The total of all government, corporate and consumer debt in the United States is now about 360 percent of GDP.
#5) A 6-year-old girl was recently handcuffed and sent to a mental facility after throwing temper tantrums at her elementary school.
#4) In Florida, students have been arrested by police for things as simple as bringing a plastic butter knife to school, throwing an eraser, and drawing a picture of a gun.
#3) School officials in one town in Massachusetts are refusing to allow students to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
#2) According to one new study, approximately 21 percent of children in the United States are living below the poverty line in 2010.
#1) Since 1973, more than 50 million babies have been murdered in abortion facilities across the United States.
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People need to stop hating the British for that. That was more than 200 years ago.
Molly FTW :D
@djtron1x No matter who you are the place where you're born does not define you. You are an immigrant, your family didn't have it's origins there. You are as different from your neighbor as you are from anyone in the world, yet you DO feel far superior than people from other countries. Patriotism incites prejudice and makes the world a horribly WORSE place
@1acroyear1 that makes no sense but epic win anyway!
@RaptorTechSource good job u didnt say anything they probably would have called an airstrike or something
"The Silencing Waters of Leon Creek"
http://www.voicesnet.org/displayonepoem.aspx?poemid=177327
YES WE CAN!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/ambroseevans_pritchard/7871421/With-the-US-trapped-in-depression-this-really-is-starting-to-feel-like-1932.html
lick my IP
im british toooooo :)
sweet
and fireworks like everything else are from china,,,
Sally is totally going to kick Molly's ass!
And hot dogs are actually frankfurters. After Frankfurt Germany.
And Molly is right. July 2 is our actual holiday. The fourth is when it was announced, not approved.
But Molly IS hotter, than Sally.
@GabesSC That is the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. Like I said, you f*cking pinko, I'll help you're commie ass pack.
'hi, i'd really like a hot dog'... YUCK, EURGH!
I hope Americans do accept Brits to celebrate the 4th. of July. What is not often realised is that the War of Independence is taught in our schools as a shameful part of our history, with the Americans being the good guys. Even though I was at school in the 1940s and 50s, it was taught that way. We are certainly not proud of the way our ancestors subjugated other nations by force. The same goes for India and many others. Gandhi is our hero for driving out the British colonialists.
thank you for whooping their asses
Dude, Haha go Molly :D
LoL i love how the guy with the i phone is like SHES Right... out of no where Twice hahaha
@rtothepandj ...yeah... I'm trying to come back from another faileriffic comment I made here earlier. I still suck.
i know just how molly feels
So adorable, Happy Molly-days!!
The ugly uneducated american still lives?
Of course she's right! Molly is always right!
you leave molly alone, its her 1st 4th of july u bastard
Damn straight she's right!
@seanyyg So, just to recap your thoughts then; whenever anything good and wholesome happens in Canada, it's the innate decency and virtuousness of Canadians that's shining though. But whenever anything you perceive as bad or wrong happens there, then it must, simply must, be the nefarious work of those cretinous Americans somehow, including this decision by your govt. to pay $1.4B for Toronto's WTO security. Good to know Canada has its counterpart to the ugly American caricatured in the video.
Check XKCD number 84. Hey Molly ! An interview with XKCD author would be nice !
lol molly pwns you rule
go molly go! lets not forget that we were all english until July 2nd, when we officially became americans.
BOOO YEAHHHHHH
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She's Right!!
I love these videos of Molly being awkward at american party functions which ultimately show the obscurity of american social events
this has to be the greates rocketboom episode! ooh goshhh.
Jeeze, that chick in the red glasses has no jaw bone.
meme
u r magic sweety
hotdogs>>>haha
"Are you British?" LOL. I would have fought for Britain if it meant I could spend a day with Molly having tea :D And lmao, I loved the guy fact checking in the background. Thanks Molly/Rocketboom. I'm sick as a dog today, this helped get my mind of my aches and pains!
@nathanredd that is, if youre over 234
SO true!!! Americans know less about their own country than foreigners do!!! Except for me. I knew Molly was going to say that. ; )
On a serious note, I really hope people don't actually do that. Everyone who lives in America (Whether they have citizenship or not, or immigrated to this country)support and consider themselves American can celebrate the 4th of July.
Because it is a Holiday to tribute the birth of a Nation who supported the idea of independence and freedom to govern itself.
Alright Molly!!
@kawakocher huh?
She blinded them with her Wisdom! :D
She's right!
the hot dog in the bun is American, the sausage itself is German
@djtron1x You just proved me right by calling me a communist. First of all, you don't even know what communism is, and secondly, I'm not a communist. You're prejudiced, you think everyone like you is better than anyone else and you think that what's different is wrong.
You really think the U.S. is the best country in the world and yet you know nothing about the world. You live your life by the ideals of most people, even if they're wrong. Get a life and a mind of your own.
absolutely flipping unbelieveably brilliant and hi-la-rious. love love love it. awesome work and acting there all around. hahaha. yea. :]
I'd give Molly my "hotdog", any day.
racist assholz
@GabesSC Really? Now you attempt to presume ANYTHING about me or what I know? Now I KNOW you are simply stupid rather than missinformed. I now pity you. But still, your comments again promote the pinko socialist ideals that ALWAYS turn strait to communism. Do YOU even know what communism is? I do. And yes, the USA is the best country in the world. I know plenty about the cultures of the world and what your saying is complete bullshit.
That being said, get the f*ck out. USA does not want you.
@hcortens actually I'm dutch. My family came to what was then Canada. Then after some lines were drawn, we were made into Americans. Then after that, the government took most of our farm land and gave it to the blackfoot natives. Even tho it wasnt part of their territory from the start.
It's good to hear that we are still free to welcome others in America.
@ferrumexcessum
no...the placing of the sausage in a bun is also German.
you are my hero molly
haha hecka funny
@nathanredd wow. that just went right over your head didnt it
@nathanredd wow. that just went right over your head didnt it
What's with the chinless girl with the gum. eewwwww
DOH!!!
@USAnumberonePATRIOT
I think you mean condemn. You're the reason people around the world hate Americans. Unless you mean condom, in which case i am utterly confused but you still spelled it wrong.
This was a dangerous video to put up. Not for the video itself. Just because everyone here is going to argue a lot.
Ok, so this was pretty lame from the 'boom. If it were the Onion, I'd expect it. Anyone here legally, welcome.
@djtron1x 1st: I did presume things about you, I did know I could've been wrong, I doubt I was.
2nd: communism and socialism are very different and what I said has nothing to do with either, that's why I implied and imply you don't know what it is.
3rd: I'm sorry, but your life makes the world a worse place. You are ignorant, you stick to what your mommy told you was right and never change your mind, and you have a superiority complex. Just by thinking there IS a best country you prove me right.
a British celebrating 4th of July #LOL Molly you are so funny
@MoNaser100 yup
Good call!
@GabesSC Everyone should be equal? How is that not communist and socialist thinking? Everyone should be equal? How is that not sticking to what your own mommy told you? I say the USA is the best country with good reason to back it up. You say nobody is better than anybody else with your mommy to back you up. Can you back up anything you say? Sorry, you're the ignorant pinko. By saying there isn't a best of anything you prove ME right, by stating my opinion I prove no one right, esp. not you.
@djtron1x LOL! You're such a retard
@djtron1x LOL! You're such a retard
If I was Molly, even after pwning them and being told I could stay, I'd still leave.
@Nogli u Terk er Job!!
@MAXBLAYLOCK I think your sarcasm detector be broken :D
@djtron1x What a fool... First of all I never said everyone should be or is equal. I said everyone is completely different, to a point where it isn't right to generalize them, meaning that it's wrong to classify people in groups and use that to define them. In other words, you're an a**hole if you call the same person a "pinko" (socialist) and a communist since they are VERY different things.
@djtron1x Each country is completely different than the other, there is no "best" country you moron, just as there is no "best" person or "best" pet, some things are just too different to compare in that way.
Your parents told you that the USA is the best country (what your mommy told you), you live in the USA (superiority complex), and you're probably never gonna be convinced otherwise, what proof do you have that you're right?
@realhxq Oh no he didn't. He Took er Jerbs
nice one molly... u kicked their asses... they're owned...
people should know molly before educating her if they doesnt want to be pwned
@GabesSC If someone is smarter than you, which I obviously am, better looking, which I can guarantee, better shape, more money, higher social order, completely happy in my own life, How am I not better than you? If the average individual in a country enjoys more wealth, health and happiness and more freedoms than imaginable than even the best off individuals in some other countries, how is that not superior? In the USA even YOU have a right to live and be an idiot. Try having this talk elsewhere
@GabesSC different does not make equal. There are people who are extremely better than others in every way. That does not make them equals. Should have equal right to life and freedom, but they are not equals. A quadriplegic in a coma who comes from backwater poverty is not the same as an olympic class athlete. A country that suppresses it's citizens to the benefit of a dictator or even for other citizens (hey, communism) is not the same as a free state with equal rights for all and capitalism.
zomfg shes like wikipedia on legs
@casey1234schoch i didn't get it
@roidroid you didnt get the video? are you from the united states?
@casey1234schoch no
FUNNY!!!!! Good work you all! Molly keep up the good work and your co workers.
oh. of course the british accent makes this educational video so much more appealing lol
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@roidroid That's why. Well basically the 4th of July is when us Americans kicked out the British from rule of the colonies and started our own nation
owned
@casey1234schoch hahahahahahahaha
... no, just kidding, i still don't see what's funny.
@roidroid Molly's british haha so theyre like "what the efff we cant celebrate a day we beat the british WITH a brit" haha
@watjushappened
What? Because I love my country? If that makes the world hate us, then they will hate us long time.
And the only reason you nitpick the spelling is because you don't have any valid criticism to make. Seriously, I left out an "n" and that makes my comment invalid?
I love you molly but plz get stuffed on hot dogs and stop blurting unnecessary info
kthxbbluv
@djtron1x I give up on discussing this with you, it's like talking to a wall. Communism is not an oppressive government, because there is no government in communism, what you're thinking of is socialism.
@djtron1x Oh boy, personal attacks? That's just sad... You have no grounds to say that you're smarter than me, beauty is relative, you have no idea of how I am regarding health, money, social order, happiness, etc... And the fact that one country is in a bad condition and another is in a better condition does not mean that it is "superior". You should study some actual history and geography, and forget the BS you learned in highschool, kid. I bet you even think Lincoln intended to free slaves...
@GabesSC Sh*t, you're still crying over this. I watched your videos on your channel, Many things can be gathered from them. You're what, 18? (and calling me kid? Boy you have no idea). That pretty much says it all in regards to money social order, happiness, etc. Even looking at your page alone I can tell you are unintelligent, public school educated and either homosexual or at the least a depressed 'emo' (sorry, but those are hard to sort).
@GabesSC Condition of Countries is everything. How well off the country itself and the people within does determine superiority. Whether that means military might, wealth, health, social status, or just plain happiness of it's subjects, it still determines pecking order. Throwing Lincoln in the mix does not prove any intelligence on your part, it's pretty common knowledge he wasn't trying to free them. I can't even begin to fathom how you thought that would win a point.
@GabesSC Complete Knowledge FAIL! Socialism is defined as "any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods." Whereas, communism is defined as "a system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy, and a single, often authoritarian party, holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people."
@djtron1x That's incorrect.
@djtron1x Karl Marx postulated that communism would be the final government form of humanity, in which there are no "classes", no government or oppression, and all decisions towards politics/economy are taken democratically, being decided upon by all members of society. That is pure communism.
What you think is communism is actual socialism, you're confused because most people think communism and socialism are basically the same, and your mind agrees with the majority.
@GabesSC Oh, if Karl Marx said it, then it must be true. You know, if the world thinks a horse with stripes is a zebra and you call it a guinea pig, it's still a f*cking zebra. You're an idiot, and whoever has taught you these things is an idiot. Don't believe what you read or hear by those who are obviously telling you with extreme prejudiced towards communism anyway, think for yourself you fool.
When I saw his girlfriend acting tough, I burst out laughing- Look how small she is :D
wow g-move molly:D
Yay for Molly :-D
@djtron1x "Don't believe what you read or hear by those who are obviously telling you with extreme prejudiced towards communism anyway, think for yourself you fool." Uhm, that's what you should do... Have you no idea of who Karl Marx is? Do you not know that your opinions, especially religion, are the same to those around you? Do you really think the definition you think is correct wasn't written by a prejudice filled capitalist? You're sad...
Might have been a joke but I moved to USA for 10 years and this is exactly how they act towards non Americans but worse.
@GabesSC Yes, in fact, I know exactly who Karl Marx is. No, my opinions on religion don't mesh with hardly anyone else I know. The jibe at a prejudice capitalist is the best thing you've said all week, I'll give you props, I think you're learning. But sad? What's really sad is the fact that you said three days ago you were done talking to me, but yet you feel the need to spew you're lack of knowledge like a badge of honor. When you've a few more years of understanding in you, come talk again.
@slayerpro63 oh thanks for pointing that out, i didnt get it before
@djtron1x "Oh, if Karl Marx said it, then it must be true." your sarcasm filled words.
I don't have a lack of knowledge. And really, I'm ignoring you from now on, I've come to the conclusion that without patriotic pawns a country wouldn't have people ready to commit their lives to unfounded ideals and morals, weakening the country and allowing other countries to take advantage of that weakness... No patriots, no pawns. Keep thinking like you do...
Molly is always right!
Although Molly does make a good point, the fourth is still celebrated as the birth of our country. The celebration is more important than the actual date.