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MOLLY!
awesome video:)
FIRST
great episode, but it would be nice if there were links to to the stories in the sidebar
hellllo main sæ
pain!
00:21 So cute!
Molly is sooo cute
molly gives me a boner everytime :)
Molly the hotty..
About damn time - we should’ve been hacking this planet long ago!
my recommendation for geo-engineering is to simultaneously detonate all the worlds nuclear weapons at once
Great idea to built an airport in the city that is so afraid of planes.
God I miss Joanne
You can say that again brother!
Looking at the comments, sometimes I feel like I’m the only person that watches this show for the writing not the host.
they already ARE doing geo-engineering. look up chemtrails and HARRP…well waddaya know! the “conspiracy theorists” were right!…and the public never listened. have we all learned something today?…for the love of god, please say society actually learned to listen and research for once…
My idea is as follows!! Give me the shirt and i will single handedly SAVE THE PLANET with my unique plan. I will sleep even MORE causing my less activity and therefore less transport or power :D
molly’s finest work up to now at rocketboom!
I thinks we should move everybody to Wales, create hug mirror which give the false impression of distance and trick people into thinking the planet is the size of Wales, Meanwhile outside of the wales we could rebuild the natures and cleans the sea with happy Fishs and a like … Give my T Shirt …!! Its the Celebration Bitchs
Hm… We all could throw our leftover ice from our drinks in the ocean to cool it down. So we all save the Earth by cooling the water temp down and manipulate it to a cooler climate. =)
So… my idea involves using the nanotechnology we use in metamaterials to refract/reflect any ultraviolet radiation from the sun (at around 300 nanometre wavelength). If we spray the nanotech just outside the Earth’s atmosphere, it will help maintain zero UV radiation concentration within the atmosphere. Then people will lose all their vitamin D. Then, once the world is deficient, all war will be postponed, and TA-DA… world peace.
The proposition had already been made since 07′ to alter the planet’s physiology.
Answer: Globus Cassus
it’s an idea to gradually draw out material from the earth’s crust to form an artificial earth. It’d take a TON of energy to pull off though…
also
auto tune the news FTW!
awnser: an army of Molly clones.
The content has gotten better, Molly, but your presentation is still extremely uncomfortable to watch. It’s awkward, not funny (yet).
with close calculations we could get enough people to jump at the same time at the right point on earth, thus movin the earth slightly away from the sun, thus counterattacking global warming
P.S. please send me a T-shirt I luv rocketboom and wanna show my pride down here in AUS
The day we start messing with the Earth is the day the world ends.
2012, anyone? =)
Yay on to our way to a type I civilization :D
but we’ve already messed with the earth with our luv for possesions and were not dead yet
HarryPotterObsessed7
Free T-shirt. anyone?:)
nice racks…..:)
Idea: Pack your bags, you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in MARS COLONY.
Yeah, why not? Or at least in the Moon, since there’s water there. Then we can start planting trees and produce Oxygen for other to come.
Here’s a thought:
Let’s live more efficiently so we don’t have to cause damage to our home everyday,
Cool the planet with the solar wind.
Put reflective particles into the atmosphere, then invent evil robots shaped like squids…
Then search for Neo!!!
We must fight the Green Giant! and take our sweetcorn back! Thus saving the planet.
i wish i could say ‘informative’….
I think this is a very bad idea.
we could have one of those big candle lighting type ceremonies, say everybody lights a doobie at 4:20 EST on April 20, 2010 the whole world will chill out
We could just do what us humans seem to always do as our first option.. destroy!!
I suggest a self sustained anti-matter generator, requiring a large jolt of electricity to get running in the first place it will produce anti-matter for everything around it and then using the energy produced from the matter and anti-matter meeting, the generator produces more anti-matter in an exponential line of growth eventually destroying The Sun, after it destroys The Earth but before it destroys the Universe
that one volcano lowered the earths temp by 1 degree so i say blow up yellowstone and start another ice age then uh oh we got a global cooling problem then theres always nuclear war to melt all the ice and then in a few decades a nice new earth for everyone you know after all the radiation goes away
First we must construct the most giant ice-cube maker ever made. Using our newly constructed ice-cube maker, we shall fashion a sort of giant ice-cube, if you will. We will then proceed to placing said giant ice-cube in the ocean, preferably using one or several rockets.
“Hacking the planet” is terrifying, hope they got no voice!
the scientific method havent proved the “man made” global warming, and in fact, since 2001, proved “global cooling” more ACCURATLY ..
so the religious fanatics environementalist that claim they got the science (the same science as scientology) can put their fate in a box and wait another sun-made global warming…
Yep. Links added. -yatta.
sugoi
we could solve the global warming AND energy crises (crisises?) at the same time by putting giant solar panels in orbit and blocking out whatever percentage of the sun’s light is necessary to keep the planet’s temperature at an even 72F all year ’round.
LOL
Paint all roads and every roof white to reflect sunlight
Global Warming? You should leave the planet. Bacause you’re too hot!
remarks:
1) I can’t quite say if this sounds more like a compliment or an insult?
2) I just made that one up myself, but on the other hand the line is so obviouse, I’m sure I didn’t invent it. damn.
get on my dizzle
Helloooo incredibly hooot blond girl,I love your accent.
The solution is so simple, I’m wondering why nobody stole it from me yet; collect all CO2 emissions in giant containers, solidify it, fly it to the moon and release it into the atmosphere, thus making the moon warm up and CO2 mean plants can survive there, and plants mean animals hence life on the moon would become easy. :D Either that or we just wait until we evolve into something with built in cooling. x3
i think we should all sneeze in the direction of the sun until we get around mars.
Ok, I don’t understand the contest for the T-Shirt?
I dreamt about Molly the other day, she was in a park with natalie and caitlin….. was a nice dream actually - they all gave me their autographs.
Hey good job Molly. I think you’ve got great style.
better than the last video
Don’t they ever touch central park!!!
Hey Molly(Or whatever your name is) You’re hot, you know that xD
They are actually proposing that.
You have been playing too much spore lol
Do you realise how much that CO2 would weigh? You’d release more carbon from the rocket than you would get rid of.
The moon’s gravity is too weak to hold onto an atmosphere.
My solution is to kill all humans, let the roaches and squid take over the earth. Done.
Oh, and you’re too cute. Even for the Apocalypse.
Actually, the painting roofs white idea has already been seriously proposed. An alternative idea was to cover the roofs with plants, so that they would convert the CO2 to Oxygen.
To move us closer to mars just have everyone get on 1 side of the earth and blow towards the sun really hard :D
You’re actually right there xD
In that case you just don’t use a rocket. Go on Wikipedia and type “Space Elevator”.
Ahhh ha the solution to the problem! Make Enough Leaf blowers for every person on the world and every one at once turns on their leaf blower around a concentrated area pushing the earth away form the sun and Cooling the earth :P
Mars is always the alternative, although Mars already has frozen CO2 in the polar regions so all you really need to do is melt that…
We could split the CO2 into carbon and oxygen then turn the carbon into nanotube to make the elevator then use the elevator to get rid of the rest of the CO2.
See now that’s practical thinking right there, and before anyone says we’d be making more CO2 by splitting CO2 molecules; you just use solar power for that. :D
Everyone who is on the half of the planet that is in daylight should sneeze at the same time, and everyone who is in the night half should point vacuum cleaners towards the sky and turn them on. That way it would push the Earth further away from the Sun aswell.
water desalinization programs around the world and how they could be expanded rapidly if possible
i never fill my ice cube trays! you’re the designated ice bringer for the ‘possibly-the-end-of-the-world-but-maybe-not-if-this-works’ party.
bzzz
An even worse problem. You’re young HAR HAR!!
get to work on the prints!
Wonder if we can learn anything a bought the sun by studding mars?
Replace Diesel with bio diesel made from algae, thus recycling carbon already in the environment rather then introducing more. In order to deal with carbon already in the environment We will have to do forced irrigation from the oceans, to desalination plants, then pump the water to deserts to grow new forests. Its the only way to do it, and yes it will be expensive…
i suggest keeping world population at 3 billion to preserve natural environtment and cut chemical emission
Let’s put giant heaters at the bottom of the oceans, so that the water will vaporise and cause more rain so the rain can cool us down…
I have always ice in the fridge. For things like drinks and saving the world. And for my dog so he can lick them if its hot outside (that cools him down and helps him during the summer).
Also we all could put alloy powder in the plane fuel so he sprays a reflective cloud that reflects the heat from the sun. =)
lol wtf was that portal shit at 1:40 :s
They should find a way of collecting all excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and loading it onto a rocket and shooting it into the sun!
man
not an airport!
now theres ganna be less tress in manhantan
(if it happens)
GO TREES!
Cool story bro.
We should take all the scientist and shoot them to the moon. There they can attempt to terraform the moon as a fallback position to escape the terrible climate change to come. Or… they can just be far, far away so they cant screw up the planet any worse..
so, we create a microblackhole, small enough so that radiation is emitted at a higher rate than mass is absorbed. and then we build this huge machines that suck air, and filter co2 and polluting elements out. we send the pollution into the blackhole and we blow the co2 to a forest. and the pure air to a city. theoretically there is a way to drain free energy out of a blackhole, but i’m not even sure how to stabilize the blackhole. so gotta go work on that
So we’ll start the killing with you?
haha i knew it, but tbh, who couldn’t be addicted to that game. lol
take a large field of condensors 10,000
or so all underground, a very large antenna, when lightning strikes the antenna it fills the condensors with electricity. give the world free power
oh no we can’t do that, no money to be made that way . ask tesla they did it to him.
Jon Stewart…
For the life of me I can’t get how a guy who makes a show with pre-recorded laughter and applause can be called a “newscaster”, and much less so a “political analyst”, as also I happened to read lately.
- He’s loud and often gross.
- Just as a matter of “trust” I gave up watching “The Daily Show” months ago when I realised that he was even too willing to play soft balls to the Biden-Clinton’s clique, in order to balance the pressure on Obama by his grassroot supporters who want the administration to pursue a less warlike foreign policy, in the Mideast and Central Asia.
If you like a lively and entertaining delivery, on a liberal agenda, with smart and in-depth analysis, isn’t Rachel Maddow of MSNBC way better than Jon Stewart?
Welcome back Joanne! …oh wait, it’s not. Ah well Molly is good even with a cold.
Cambridge is having similar financial disaster I think, so perhaps it is the same everywhere.
My idea is to make Molly world president. Do I win the T-shirt?
I for one welcome our new robot overlords.
Ban GM!
Let’s ask Ms. Teen USA for her ideas
All we have to do is go down to the mall and get the Earth Olsen-twin-sized sunglasses.
Problem Solved!
what killing?
u know 50 years ago there was 1/3 of today’s population? right? or maybe u think there always was 6billion ppl.
what i’m saying is, stop people in India and Africa from reproducing mindlessly; the market that fulfills demand of 6billion ppl produces more toxic waste than for, say, 2billion ppl. grow forests instead of cities.
Don’t make babies for 15 years and we will have 2billion ppl. more space, less polution. every human would be more valuable.
Create mega cities engineered with sustainable public transportation and terraform the adjacent landscape to support the masses in the cities. By doing this, eliminating the “spread” of urban and rural areas, we could relieve the stress our species places on the planet, and could engage in less invasive measures else where. Downside, pretty much everyone one would have to be removed from where they live, forfeit everything they own, and be thrown into a “Brave New World”esk existence.
good news - ignorant careless reading
We should bring all of our mirrors outside and reflect them back towards the sun. I don’t care if it would work- I just want to see what it would look like!
WHAT!?!?! replacing the central park with an airport? NOOOOO we need trees!!!! NYC already has an airport besides the city looks really crowded with those buildings.
I have found that t-shirts prevent me from turning terrorist.
Well i heard there’s this paint that can reflect sunlight, so why not put them on the roads, roofs, and possible on cars, YAY!
I think all we need to do to fix the earth is, from space, point our wands at it and say “reparo” :D
Outsource our waste to the moon… it’s not like we’re using it for anything better… Imagine, instead of barges aimlessly drifting in the oceans, laden with filth, just launch a rocket for the moon and dump the garbage there. Glorious trash moon.
We can then use the barges as prisons… am I right?
katie creeps me the fuck out.
AUTOTUNE THE NEWS!YESSSS!
‘Shawtay,don’t you know that Air Jordan was from me?’
Just paint all the plants green and we’ll be okay!
How about we build an artificial sun and block off the real sun so he can control how much infrared rays are being sent to earth!!
Because you need to prevent the heat from penetrating to far into the atmosphere or it will just warm the air around it.
Just ask Commander Cobra to lend you HIS WEATHER DOMINATOR!!!! COOOOBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!!!
OOh OOh. Wat you do is use a giant vacuum and suck the clouds out of the air and then you make pillows out of the amazing softness of the clouds.
I already h4×0r3d the planet with my 1337 hax… ^_^
how about we drill a hole all the way into the center of the earth then launch all of our nukes in it… who wants to live on a boring planet when we can live in an exciting black hole? XD
Hey Molly,
You should get a job as a Host/Anchor/Presenter, you’re quite good at this ;-)
Why don’t they just filter the bad stuff out of the air, compact/compress it and then blast it into space?
At the very least, it sounds like a pretty cool summer movie.
n00b
Turn off the sun!
Concerto for 2 violins @ 1:04
We should all move to mars and warm it up just like here XD
I think changing the colour of the ocean each year would be pretty neat.
American Meteorological Society= fortune tellers
Stop breathing. There will be more oxygen and less CO2.
How about we put mirrors and rockets on the moon and move it to reflect the rays back at the sun. Then we coat all the trees and animals with tin-foil to reflect even more of sun. After which we take Mr.Freeze’s freeze gun and freeze random parts of the ocean and the seven seas. All the while coating the atmosphere with sunscreen. It’s fool-proof!
I want a T-shirt, please.
Referring to my Tom & Jerry upbringing…all we need is two wires pulled from a refrigerator freezer and dip them into the water, with enough ‘fridges we’d be able to reverse the thawing of the icecaps.
ehm, not even close.
0:47 pause at it.
I thought that the whole problem was that humans were effecting the planet. Maybe we need to acknowledge that we shouldn’t try to exert that much control. The Earth was fine before we got here.
If you’re all so worried about it park you cars for scooters at least, if not bicycles. So long as I see SUV’s in traffic, we’re all hypocrites.
Further more, No government in the world can handle or understand it. If you want the earth to heat, have governments try to cool it.
And then a skeleton poppe out.
everyone should wear tinfoil suits and walk on their hands instead of their feet to reverse the direction of gravity and send earth back in time to back when everything was just peachy
Here is my idea: attach large balloons to all cow buttholes, thereby keeping dangerous cow farts from entering the atmosphere…as a added bonus, when the cows have farted enough to achieve neutral buoyancy we can just float them to the abattoir, saving on fuel consumption too!
such as.
i say lets cast Harvard toward the sun with all the hot air producing snobs, that should reduce c02 by tons, oh lets throw a few cows in there too. they poop too much :P
As such and as it may, this was a very good episode! Cheers!
Your Face At 0:40 Was Great Molly !!!
What Does Ocean Fertilization Actually Mean ???
Do All Of The Men On The Planet Have To Jump Into The Sea And Just Start Fertilizing It ???
Hacking The Planet
WTF!!!!!?!?!?!?!
get rid of the freakin sun, its the suns fault
According to Dr. David B. Hall, of Los Alamos, the way to clear Los Angeles of smog is to build a monster reactor - a really big one. It would generate tremendous heat, burn a hole in the layer of warm air that traps the smog, and thus allow the stuff to escape. (thx E. B. White 4/30/60 newyorker)
There’s some organization advocating on a series of lithographs all these rules for living in harmony with the earth. One of which is… world population of 500 million people. So, since natural attrition would take about 70 years… do we go out and shoot them before the world melts down?
:O
why?
how about making a gaint freezer :D?
no its not dumbass its ours cause were polluting it causing the greenhouse effect to trap in the suns rays making it hotter than it should be
I say we all leave our doors open and air condition the outside like I used too when I was a kid.
That’s so ridiculous what they want to do with Central Park… They want to build over something beautiful that’s also one of the very few things in that city preventing the air from becoming completely toxic and unbreathable to put up something that will cause MORE acid rain and more harmful gases in the air! So, instead of demolishing the park if you think it’s “underutilized,” utilize it!
The best idea I have for how to combat global warming is to build a very large freezer… and put all the blobal warming nuts in there. The way I see it, when they die, they’ll be simultaneously removing a large polluting source from the planet (themselves) and ending the debate once and for all. Thus, we will be free from global warming forever.
everyone poops and throws it at each other
Good idea. Now how do you plan to put it into action?
i want to be molly’s clip mic
I say we just take huge ice cubes and place them at the North and South poles.
btw, rocketboom: can you guys stop putting symphonie fantastique on every fucking video that has to do with space? It doesn’t go, ok?
i think thats the idea……….
get in beter eh?
OK, segue touche.
I think “as such and as it may” is clearly Molly’s signoff.
My idea for hacking the planet:
Pass law remove all modern technology form creationists. Including electricity.
Ban farmed meat.
Turn all agrocultural land used for raising beef into forest.
Smile as creationists are force to buy wood to heat homes, use profits to set aside vast quantities of wood as carbon sink. Yay!!!!!
Oh yeah, my idea. Mother Earth can handle herself in a fight, fair of dirty, especially with on of her own species. Hold her coat if you really want to do something. But you’ll probably be to busy trying to survive the fallout.
lol idiots… they actually think people would go for an airport in central park??
I was with you until the banning the farmed meat. I’m sorry, but there will be a lot of people missing their beef, chicken, pork, duck, lamb, rabbit, venison, trout, cod, herring, carp, tuna, prawns, lobster, oysters… And probably more like ostrich, kangaroo, swordfish, snake… Yeah. Lots of people, cultures, and vulnerable people on diets that require a balance of natural meat in will be very ticked. You can’t just ban a foundation of technology, dude. We’d still be cavemen if we didn’t farm
They do say that ignorance is bliss, so… I see where you’re coming from. If anything, SLagonia, you’re thinking more effectively than sleepymagpie.
I’m thinking everybody in the whole world, at the SAME time, use whatever means available, (car, motorcycle, scooter, segway, little rascal, or just using their own two feet), Race Due East. This would slow the rotation of the Earth just enough to give us a 30 hour day everyday. Then maybe people won’t be so busy, freeing up enough time to really reflect on how to solve this Global Warming Problem. Trust me, it will work.
Can planes even land between buildings like that in such a space? Wouldn’t that worry post-9/11 city slickers and cause extreme annoyance otherwise?
Drill hole to Earth’s core, implode with nuclear weapons. Nobody said the hack had to be positive one. It’s for the lulz.
The ending was of something I wanted to hear, and the ending is of something that I needed to hear, for if not hearing it, would have caused me to lose my ability to realize that this is nothing more then what it should be and that is Rocketboom
Last time I won a shirt from ya’ll I never got it so whats the point of even trying…
1.Ban IKEA. Allow all the trees used in producing their shitty knockdown furniture products and all that cardboard to continue growing.
2. Genetically engineer all cattle with the kangaroo digestive enzyme. Cuts down on hella cow farts.
3. Make trafficking in petroleum products a crime, punishable by death. All vehicles will be powered by hydrogen, and jelly beans.
4. Make it law that every new home built in sunny areas of the US be equipped with solar panels.
That should about do it.
to screw up the planet in exchange for pretty weather is called Chemtrails…. watch a metallica video, GOSH! :P
I understand you Molly, I felt sick when I first saw/learned about the chemtrails too
I think that was backwards or something, since most CEO’s and politicians came out of Harvard; didn’t they?
yes but she is a bit odd though, right?? :-)
Indeed but we don’t give a shit…
doesnt she have her own channel please reply thx!
there is a scientology ad here…
mememolly
She is amazing!
Put a bunch of rockets along the equator in a line west to east and ignite them simultaneously.
The result would be what I like to call the “anti-wet-dog” effect, slowing the rotation of the earth and thusly cooling it, like in Day After Tomorrow.
Molly… you win!
NOOOOO! don’t put an airport in central park!!!!!
its rocketboom, what do you expect?
Hacking the planet would make shit worse.
Destroying Central Park would piss too many people off.
We should launch a bunch of parasols into orbit, and put our air conditioners on high with all the doors open.
UNIBOMBER LOL
Genetically engineered velociraptors trained in ninjitsu.
I don’t think it will fix global warming per se but it just sounds f-ing badass.
Whattt? its about time u covered global warming things
The Jon Stewart result is interesting. The big problem with the result is only 9409 voted. They’ve been working on Geo Engineering for years.
Whoever desinged that airport, has never designed an airport before.
1. There are some very tall buildings in the way of the landing and take off lanes.
2. It would destroy property values in the most expensive places to live in the country.
might be better for the economicly than enviromentaly
but urban farming would be a kickass way to save resources
I mean fresh oxygen in citys and you dont have to transport food to citys!
…. oh never mind
“pass-it-forward, do-nothing-now culture”
Lately I came across this bright definition of the kind of attitude that multiplies the possible solutions for the global warming (the more lunatic the better), just to avoid the trouble to do what’s to be done: to cut the emissions down. Period.
Whoa what!? ..Central park? To an airport? What the fuck is this idiot thinking? Is this a joke? lmao
That idea would never pass. Its laughable beyond belief. Anyone average moron with some logic could give you a couple of reasons why. Not to mention it would be impossible anyways.
Did anyone else LOVE the ending slogan? - wtb t-shirt
I’d stick with pushing environmental laws to increase tax on gas for cars and other functions which take up most of the oil or turn coal into power, that kind of stuff. Promote business which makes clean energy and transportation, have the government buy or nullify certain battery patents to let the electric car flourish as it should, lower taxes on some alternatives while raise tax on others. This way the economy will hardly suffer and free market capitalism will work towards a desirable goal.
That was actually REALLY interesting. :-)
Hwo cares about geoengineering when you have Molly? ^^ So cute.
Molly is getting better and better. The scripts are more suited to Molly’s style and delivery.
It’s amazing how good writing that’s correctly matched with the host can improve the quality of the video.
Good on ya RB.
lol @ central park airport…
we could paint our roofs whit, because white reflects light.
I’m diggin’ this new chick.
brilliant
You a new sign off. But hey in 75 years you can use Walters because the nit becomes public property! Lucky, luck us.
Ahh.. Molly…
ANYWAY, great vid.
Central Park Airport? I know 9/11 was 8 years ago now, but I don’t think people are ready for this kind of thing.
let’s spray paint the entire world white. I mean everything, the grass, the buildings. Anything to reflect the sun. Is there a way to dye the oceans white? Just trying to get that T-shirt. :)
We should have the nuclear war everyones been waiting to happen… releasing tons of debris and smoke into the air cooling the earth…then we can stimulate the economy by hiring people to solve the new issue… nuclear winter. There two problems, solved.
My idea would consist of every person around the world to continuously fan until the earths’ temperature reached a cool 69 degrees Fahrenheit. Everyone would participate, NO EXCUSES. No sob stories saying “I have no arms”, use your feet! It will become a way for people; people will then come together and reach out to one another. A sort of “hands across America” thing, people will not only save the planet but will, in the process, come closer together and learn to accept each other. Lmao.
Great to see regular ROCKETBOOM back. Molly’s doing a great job.
Keep on keepin’ on ;-)
Molly - more good work. I have a comment and this is not being rude, it is totally in the spirit of CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. With comedy, timing is everything. As such, you have two shots in this video where you are doing a sort-of WTF reaction shot. They are funny, but they are about twice as long as they need to be. Get the laugh, and movie on - faster is funnier. Cheers . . .
pauses are too long, it goes from funny to annoying and finding the host unendearing
prepare for some really good ideas!
we have produce a lot of freezers and make huge ice cubes and then dump them in the sea, therefore cooling it.
or build giant fans pointed at the surface of the earth.
or build this ginormous airconditioner on the south pole. that will cool the atmosphere
or sew together a lot of white cloth and tie airplanes to each corner. so the sun wil reflect of the cloth
Why don’t we just all do our part in planting more trees around the world and using less ozone damaging materials, nobody is to blame but ourselves, no excuses for you and i wouldn’t make any for me, if we use less trees we could advance in our environment preservation schemes, for example, i plan for a new type of toilet paper made of 90% bark and recycled aluminium cans, i call it, “Rash on your ass” with the other title of “Save the planet, not your ass”
That slogan is win.
How about stopping the use of fossil fuels!
Let’s just use a giant sun blocking disk like Mr Burns did.
Lol Simpsons did it first.
we could all hold our breathes for 10 seconds every hour for eternity to decrease carbon emissions.
:)
Hey I was wondering if you guys were planning on making that illustration for ‘Altering the Clouds’ available in the RB store in a 20″ X 30″ framed w/silk finish. I might be interested in ordering a few, you know, to give out as gifts :-)
makeing the disk would be caron free as well.
how about that wouldn’t work because no one is willing the change, or fund the idea.
Harvard is dying off from putting out total ding dongs like Obama.
I think the major unifying problem in the world right now is hyper-industry… we feel like we need a whole bunch of junk. The first, best solution to all of our problems- economic to socio-economic to environmental is to just frakkin’ relax. Costs nothing… fixes everything.
I bet you try to turn any topic to bashing Obama, no matter what it is. Funny cat video, bach Obama, cute smurf vid, bash Obama, nature video, bash Obama.
na, Obama is doing it to himself by calling himself a American.
Idea, manipulating the earth magnetic field to a point toward the sun might help a bit
I had an Idea to filter the carbon-dioxide out of the atmosphere using massive factories that suck in the air through chimneys and bring it into contact with electrified H2O creating sugars and ozone as a byproduct.
I don’t understand the point to this comment. I bet Obambi doesn’t get it either.
I think that Molly is improving, she has a very unique on screen persona that needs to be developed more so it can fit into this news cast format. They haven’t got there yet but that is no reason to turn off just yet.
Hot chicks with English accents….
makes me want to subscribe.
What did she want me to do ?
Idea.
Leave the climate alone and just deal with adapting to however it changes.
pfft, easy fix… get the earth to change into some shorts or something. that’ll cool it off.
Lol, that song playing when talking about Harvard is one of my favorite songs to play on the violin.
okay she’s not bad.
Cool. Very informative. Thanks Molly.
An ancient warning to healers was, “Do no harm.” Modern society could emulate this sentiment. It may be obvious that we have to change our ways. But how do we guarantee success? Knowing what one is doing usually works best.
Central Park airport? The approaches to the runways may be full of obstacles. Perhaps an artificial island would be better?
i just feel depressed learning all this, i gotta stop watching these videos
facebook is implementing facial recognition technology? *gulps.
oh yeah she is hot!
How about trying?
Well since modern, comercial meat animals have been selectively breed by humans, using evolutionary mechanisms, it seems like just deserts that creationists not be allowed their nummy nummy meat. In fact, just the reduction in meat production that is consumed by creationists, might have a significant impact on the production of Anthroprogenic green house gases by live stock. We might only need to ban the creationists, the rest of us could continue to enjoy the benifits of agrocultural sciences.
But very seriously, production of meat, especially beef, is a monumentally wasteful use of land. I am not a vegitatian, but we are at some point going to have to face up to the fact that meat is a luxury and not a daily requirement. This needs to be considered on grounds of both public health, famine and global climate change.
personally, i am just glad to have rocket boom back. And molly is okay, she has done some very cool stuff, like the ‘i can haz stop motion’ video.
They can.
Would it be a good idea?
Probably not.
You’re planning to ban people believing in a religious theory…just because you don’t like it? Huh. Sounds like you’re approaching a facist regime, I believe Hitler (he was quite scientifically minded, too) said something about removing people on the grounds of religious belief… Didn’t go so well for him, in the end, did it? Look, in a democratic society, everyone has the right to pick and choose their favourite fairy tale on why we’re here. I believe in Darwinism, but I am also religious.
Silly agnostic, Darwinism isnt a religion. (jk that was a joke because Darwinism is based off of fact, but it’s sad that the internet is in such a day that you must say jk at the end of every joke just so no one takes you seriously…)
Nuke the Moon!
Not exactly. I am asking them not to be hypocritical.
Basically, just about everything in modern biology makes sense only in light of evolution. Every single medicine, crop, surgicial procedure and companion animal owes its existance to the mechanism associated with evolution.
If people are actively engaging in cultlural vandalism, trying to undermine well spring of such advancements (Such as those creationists who are trying to have creationsim taught in state run school),
and maybe if we take all the fish out of aquariums and put them back in the water to raise the water levels
On that subject. You could change the structure of techtonic plates, so that china grows a mountain range. From space it shall read ‘Truely EPIC Human Rights Fail’
Why should they be given access to the treatments, foods and such like which are a product of something they wish to get rid off?
Deeper still, since we are now starting to use evolutionary principles in engineering, why should such people be allowed to use the products of such research, when they actively oppose the teaching of the principles that make the product possible?
put out white biodegradeable materials around where the arctic circle is supposed to be. this will help naturally reflect sunlight as the temperature drops it will degrade and becovered/washed away by snow, bringing us back to square one.
Can the Black Hole Sun steal the warm wind?
i keep this video for masterbation.
You fool. Don’t you know facts are the work of the DEVIL. You are so going to hell. :D
That was almost as profound as my fish tank.
…hacking… the planet…? Yeaaaah…
This is the thing: (real) hackers hack for 2 reasons.
1) They know what they’re doing (that’s why they can do it)
2) they want to learn more about how it’s done.
These scientists don’t know what they’re talking about. They should look back at the data from all the failed biosphere experiments. Don’t experiment on MY planet! Git yer own!
We need to go steampunk. Modern technology can make it sustainable and clean.
Molly, you are SOOOOOO cute!!! ;-)
Oh noez, not hellz.
Oh, and while i remember, thank you for again proving Godwin right.
why is molly here? gtfo my rocketboom
See, what scientists are testing is to see if they can correct the changes we done to the earth by using technology to “fix” the mistakes. The problem is that if it works, the earth may not really change back and it would disrupt the ecosystem even more.
But the idea that we are getting technology to soon terraform and convert unhospitable planets (mars) into vibrant eearth-like planets would/will be awesome =D
I’ve heard great ideas at TEDGlobal 2009!
Throw a giant icecube in the ocean, a bigger and bigger one. A Futurama classic, so it must work.
CONTEST ENTRY: genetically engineer cow’s cell’s mitochondria so that they consume CO2 from the large intestines and convert it in to oxygen, so that when they fart… well yea. Oh, and while scientists are at it, why not make it scented ( I prefer cinnamon buns).
We can’t hax the planet, the admins will banhammer you!
woot that news got auto tuned!
I have no idea what this video is about
Ok, here’s the plan. We sacrifice Al Gore on a giant solar panel. His silvery blood will reflect the bad sunlight and the panel can absorb the rest. I say the panel is placed on the entire outback of Australia. This solar panel will fuel the energy needed pump cold water from the bottom of the oceans to the surface. If the tip of the pipes has a screened apparatus that is covered in reflective particles, it will float on top and evaporate into the air!
Okay, now I’m starting to watch this because of how hot Molly is.
bring back joanne she is more believable even when she lies
More natural breaks in the flow of speech would be great.
oh oh! I know! what if we moved the earth a little more distance from the sun? no? then just go for a massive co2 > o2 machine :)
let go around the world together.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO central part MUST not go :’( teardrop
good idea
Piercing homage to Carl Sagan - Layman “It is what it is”. I scored very high on my GED.
Not sure that would work, but I am interested in hearing more ideas where Al Gore is sacrificed!
ok aha very intresting!!! haha
What happened to the white lab coat? I’m just saying.
I like this so fresh, so in you face, so so original. I mean sure there are other channels that have the present the news type ideas, some real and some 100% made up. But with this, it is sometimes hard to tell what is real and what is make believe. I love it. TKS
Gregor D.
flying planes through all those skyscrapers sounds like a bad idea, noone would go for it. not even worth reporting molly.
but she still is HOT
she is.
futurama got it right
we drop a giant ice cube in the ocean every year cooling down everything
ive seen that one it was great
and who is going to make the cube?. ENRON?. And who will finance the operation?. Wall street?. ROFL
chubby hahaha
please, i only hope build an air port on central park
…You’re an idiot.
Sure might as well try (to get that t-shirt with a rocket ship on it!) You could build a solar-panel the size of Australia. We then send the energy we get from it toward the Japanese, who will definitely do something with the energy. My guess, is to physically battle, the changing climate with some huge - possibly anime - gundam-like robot, which only exists in the electromagnetic spectrum. If this does not work…building that Australia-sized solar panel creates a more productive Australia.
soooooooo hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt where were u when i got merry i want u
amen to that !
An expert opinion, no doubt.
Yeah, That’s what NYC needs, more planes flying by and over all it’s skyscrapers. Why not a nuclear reactor controlled by Homer Simpson.
you are so beautiful =)!
Molly, u are adorable.
she’s a little chubby but i’d lay the smack to her
Climate change does not exist.
I have an idea… show your tits!
Give me my damn shirt now.
your so lovable…
i wanna be your stalker!!!yay…
:DDDDD
you sexy babe ;)
nxxtym show us tits…….
Totally! :D
yo cutie…??? naaahhh pretty… ahahahaa
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The solution to the earth’s problems is to leave Paul Simon in charge… this means that whatever he says, we do
everyone heres are just a bunch of dumb perves, geez
ok let me say it simple .
1. i dont now want you mean .
2. what the hell .
that was all moly
Internet just can’t get over a good looking chick.
I guess it’s the age difference as in Molly being perhaps 18 and internet consisting of 13-year-old kiddos and man-babies.
i see
Obviously people this is a pure PROPAGANDA video using a cute chick to make you feel even dumber than you are.
They are in major propaganda overdrive to predictive program you ‘desensitise you’ to think it is ‘ok’ to spray your air with poisons, allowing FRANKENSCIENCE to take over, merging EUGENICS agenda to the mix.
Open your eyes and wake up, it is already Midnight.
You sound nervous; is it the accent? You want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker, one night he went a little crazier then usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn’t like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks “Why so British?”
Lol, Heath Ledger quotes are win.
can i have sex with you?
those boobs isa guuuuuud!
She is so cute, I probably won’t subscribe but I’ll check out the videos when I come across them.
No its actually 10:35
Cuteness! I bet she likes space ghost coast to coast.
save energy, turn of the sun on sundays.
I think you mean “off” not “of”
Someone has been watching Yu-gi-oh Abridged! XD
Love her personality.
somebody please ban these hackers…
How about we cover the sahara desert with solar panels, and never use fossil fules again. That way we cant accidentally screw things up irreversably.
0:43 LOL
you are AMAZING!
wait WHAT?!?!?!! Central park airport?!!!???! hell no.. even though central park is fake, and kind of lame, an airport CANNOT go there!
I loled :D
Um may I suggest instead of geo envineering they just lissten to environmental engineers
ideas like piezo electricity and others can solve most of our energy issues
and concerning our climate issues this geoengineering idea is just another group of bandaid solutions that they would prefer to use rather than just quitting their current activities that are destroying the planet
by interferring with the cycles of nature we just continue making the world worse
Sending 2 rockets, 1 from China and 1 from the US, would be the best way to slingshot the earth further away from the Sun. These rockets will hold an elasticated material liable to withstand hundreds of atmospheres of pressure. When these 2 rockets are sent into orbit at a 40 degree angle towards mars, at the vital length and pressure, the Earth’s orbit will move, making it colder and days being longer. If the Earth is sent too far, the elastic will hold it back into place
and what stops the earth just moving the elastic?
haha i like you molly
did not know were possible with such a beautiful girl
whos cares, let them do it i say, that means we finally have control over everything.
what the fuck is wrong with that?
dont be fooled by al gore, its easy to manipulate data in order to have it say what you want it to say so that you can fly around in a private jet and make money off it.
Humans are not responsible for the current climate change…
There has been NUMEROUS climate changes during HUMAN HISTORY…and non of them were made by humans.
This one is just a made up mass histeria, to get money, or whatevery the reason…its a lie…nothing will change that dramaticly as they say…
Most probably its caused by the sun, like all of the climate changes before…
And High amount of CO2 in the air is a side effect of climate change not the cause…
you’re a fool.
i think i’ve seen her in youporn. . .
TEEE-SHAAAAAAAART
im watching all her vids and eager’ly looking out for a nip slip lol!
a lot of things, because your the person saying it, while yoursitting on your bum whatching youtube videos
wow you’re so intelligent and witty… did you even watch the video or did you just reply to my comment? you fucking idiot.
this blond girl is kinda stupid
Brilliant…golden touch
haha at 2:20 when she says that stuff,sounds like it was from the matrix. :D
lol. is any of this true? a little?
I want to marry her.
And that’s just the way it is, and thus the way it will always be, the way it was meant to be, the way it always has been, or never is, was, and or what not or no, as such and as it may, I’m Molly and this is Rocketboom.
cute girl..wats her name?
Molly.
hawt
Yeah!!! but can she say: The life of the wife was ended by the knife? jajajajajaja
I’ll rocket boom in her face with her mouth open, then she can do that little swallow thing she did in the beginning.
Yo, geoengineering is true, scary, it won’t work and it will make things much worst. But officially it hasn’t been implemented yet. Unless you count things like HAARP, but if you want to study such things, you will soon be labeled a “conspiracy nut” like me.
i like these vids
very good dialog! i hope it was original
Brew up a couple thousand tons of LN2 (liquid nitrogen) and dump it on the ice caps, repeat if necessary.
Free T-shirt me?
hahaha very funny *****