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Heh, I didn’t know about this superstition. I’ll have to keep that in mind if I ever take up knitting. :P
pwned
molly, you can knit us a sweater anytime
Not too shabby.
I want his shirt!
So, don’t count on knitting a sweater to tie the knot?
The real issue with women making sweaters is that if their man hates it, they feel heartbroken and full of rage, while if the guy wears it, then he is an emasculated broken creature who they no longer respect. Guys hate hand knitted sweaters, they remind us of our mothers, not our lovers.
Guys, if your woman starts knitting you a sweater, the relationship is already dead, so break up.
has too be true plan fact, too much time spent trying to make the thing then spending it with the person, if given to a guy forget it, he’ll take anything and be like thanks, if given to a girl but her something that shows you care, BUY so you won’t waste your time on knitting lol
If my girlfriend made me a sweater, I would absolutely love it. Especially a terrible Christmas sweater, those are the best. They’re just so laughably terrible that I ironically love them.
Darn that yarn! (Sorry.)
2:16 What was going on there? :D
LOL, excellent knitting technique Molly! =)
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He has a Dalek shirt.
That’s so legit.<3
who knits? :)
I believe her technique is called “Tossing the Salad.” An ancient and revered style of knitting, first created by the Abkani tribe.
fucking banjo! How about some Wurlitzer or hammond organ instead?
I can’t associate with women who knit sweaters. I have enough bad memories of my mom knitting. Whenever me or my siblings tried to talk to her while she knit, she would count out loud with tension in her voice, letting us know not to be bothered. And she would be pissed if she lost count and had to start over again.
It’s too much preoccupation for the knitter, and enough humiliation for the receiver.
I wonder if she almost stabbed her own hand at any point when she was waving the needles around like that.
winner
Molly abuses that guy baaaad.
I would accept a sweater from Molly any day.
/facepalm
i want to be sexually abused by a woman
lol That is why I only knit my fiance hats…. well… the real reason is that I have the attention span of the average fruit fly and can never finish a sweateeee…… oooo shiney!
Oh, btw, have you tried Sims3 World Adventures yet? It is freaking awesome!
i really dont think i’d mind getting a sweater from the other half. im freezing n’all so yeh, get knitting!!!!!
I’d like to knit you a sweater, Mollie, if you know what I mean.
Oh my God, how could you let him leave he has a Dalek shirt!
lol fail
u little chubby checker
It sounds like she says Svatika
I’m never gonna make a sweater!
He’s punching well above his weight.;)
I know, right?
Actually Molly, knitting is an excellent occupation. You should learn! Especially for the computer inclined types, it can bring peace of mind, because you can’t get any more ‘zen’ than by knitting.
more know your meme less of this
My ex-wife used to knit. The only thing she couldn’t figure out is how to finish. I guess you could say the myth is true since she continued saying she was working on an afghan for me, if that’s how you spell it, and years went by and she never finished it. :)
agreed… I’ll be unsubbing if they keep this crap up…
- The Lancet and Nature peer-reviewed that poll and found out it was highly unscientific. Paranormal forces hypothesis holds on unabated. A good subject for a follow up.
- RB videos should be off limits for boyfriends. Nice dude, though. Good idea to quit any knitting, Molly.
I only subbed to rocketboom cause of know your meme….. All of their other videos are crap.
ever since the halloween episode of molly, i never see her the same way again
I watch anything, as long as Molly is in it.
LMAO @ The cat heckler
Agreed
you can actually sub to the playlist “know you meme” instead.
i like his t shirt
I have never heard of the sweater curse, I’m from the Netherlands and people knit here too so that couldn’t have caused me not knowing it. I think it is more of a cultural curse…
damn that british accent is hot
Personally, I just hate anything made out of wool. Irritates my skin.
@FunnyGlitcher I think it’s all quality. =\
I like your apartment.
excellent episode
ha ha ha ha =/
very interesting…
I loved molly’s face in the pie chart. priceless.
hee. I love how she obviously couldn’t knit the entire time and just mimed it.
I can knit. and crotchet. most girls I know can do it. it’s a disease.
wow, molly has put on weight!
I love your creepy “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I MADE THIS SWEATER FOR YOU” face at 2:32, classic! XD
molly has got fat.. what do you expect in the usa
I-Is that a d-dog head in the fire?!!?!??!
all i can hear is si..wi..shz..ni.. si.ting
Hey I think she’s cute.
And to be honest, if my girlfriend knitted me a sweater…I’d wear it.
I have a remedy for the sweater curse. Two werds: cock cozy.
Knit yer man one of those… and, all shall be well.
Funny!
Molly, you so crayzy!! <3 <3 <3
Molly - UR AWESOME!
man she looked so funny xD
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ThisIsCleverUsername,
That has been my fantasy all my life. The women on Rocketboom can tie me up.
Molly liking knitting too much @ 2:32
I woke up the neighbors laughing so hard!!!!!
I would love a sweater, especially if it had a knitted version of my face in the chest. That would be awesome :D
Yeah, you an me both, man.
I think I would be something nice, sweet and a very kind thought :)
2:31 rape imminent.
Great episode!
I’ve heard the bullshit about shoes.
Or maybe when you give him a sweater he thinks you’re trying to break up with him because of the curse…
I think you are better off BUYING a sweater XD
Good call lol
Knit one, pearl two Molly.
I think the sweater curse is true only because its an extremely lame gift for men (whom don’t like clothes in the 1st place)
and if the girl gets excited over a sweater,then there obviously wont be much to look forward to in the future if that is a highlight for her
now if she made us custom band T-shirts that are well done like in the Jusitce - D.A.N.C.E. video thats something to be excited for.
You know, for a while there at the begining it looked like there was a dog head on the fire.
Knitter, please!
Dear Molly RocketBoobs,
Cute bit! Love the fireplace thing.
You’re wise to stay away from knitting, at least to the degree that it’s a deterrent to sexual activity. However, you might try weaving. Guys really like the old
woof and warp. You know, woof….warp…in…out…up…down… that sort of thing.
(P.S. Please tell us that the guy in the bit is NOT your REAL boyfriend! That would spoil the myth that you’re a single, available young wench and spoil the fantasy for all your fanatical male fans out here in internet land.)
lmao
ahh the horn music is the same as on the podcast Stuff You Should Know! awesome! great video btw.
All we want is steak and a blow job.
It’s so simple!!!
Yet we get sweaters and ties!!! :(
AAGHHHH!!!
That girl is hot, what a SEXY Brittish accent, me likey.
thats pretty funny
oh uhm dammit,i knitted you a sweater for xmas, too pushy? :P
i hear that lol
Or maybe its because they just don’t want a knitted sweater? I was NEVER excited for clothes as a gift in my life. To me, clothes were always a cop out gift that said “I don’t know what you’re really like, and I know that everyone needs clothing, so I got you this” And to make it worse, knitted sweaters, are in my opinion, universally ugly. I’d rather someone just got me tech shit that I might not even need or want than a sweater, because at least it shows they have some understanding of me.
i could listen to Molly talk all day long :D move over Hot For Words :P
I agree Aliyns, for me it was come for the memes stay for the everything else.
Dude you can just sub the know your meme playlist.
No, you can’t, at least not anymore… since yt changed their channel stuffs to the new channel setup, the subscribe to playlist option seems to have gone with it… although we still have our pre-existing playlist subscriptions, I don’t see how we could sub to them now…
scarves are a good thing, though. If a girl offers you a scarf, take it. I learned that lesson.
2:22 Molly, you got some crazy face while knitting…
I just realized that guy was wearing a Dalek on his shirt, I want one now
She’ll suck your cock!
I would choose a turtle neck of a girl anyday.
that guy at 1:10 looks like moss from the IT crowd
Yeah and Molly is 100% Natural and much nicer to listen to.
Shes so cute.
right on
These are all good and plausible… btw did she actually slap that guy, sure looked like it :)
i bet she just used her sleeves … so ^__^
if molly made me a sweater i would be very happy
I wish she slapped me like that
memoll0rt
What ? if Molly give me a gift even if it was clown suit I will gladly accept it
2:17 - 2:23 music from bleach.. or was it naruto..
One of your better presentations where we get to see a bit of your personality blended with the subject matter.
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Please help
Reminds me of stories by Hawthore, or Poe.
his shirt! ahhh I want that shirt!
http://felixproject.cogia.net
Please help this….donate
Well done. :)
Don’t like Molly’s sweaters, but I like her sweater kittens.
ur from uk? or its a fake acnt
u live in ny right?
just like people in year books that smile are likely to be compatible in a relationship.Gee i wonder how they came up with that?because obviously Mr. frowny face is feeling too down to love anyone and will reject you as soon as he feels happy…whu whu….wait a second………………?um…
Is the word “sweater” used in the UK as well as “jumper”? I’m an Aussie and my American ex used to think the word “jumper” to be strange.
Yea
lol!
give more lines to MOLLY with words that contains “S” it’s fun trying to hear her say it!
lol
Hmmm…. Aussie, eh?
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A: A Woolly Jumper!
Ha ha! Good innit? Bet you never heard it before! ;-)
Only her confession about knitting in the last part is true.
Hilarity! heh
She’s from UK but leave in NY
Knitters = Bluegrass? wtf?
LALALALALALALALA MOLLY’S WORLD~
love ur face in the pie chart!
Does that mean we can get married and have 20 kids?
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Molly, I hope that’s not your real boyfriend, he looks like a real dork.;) You can do better! :)
I beg the commenters, however well disposed, to refrain from interfering in this romance. Remember Romeo and Juliet, remember Much Adoo about Nothing, remember Othello. Nothing good is going to come out from untimely third persons.
Maybe my words feel like salt on the sore, which grieves me, but that’s the share of the onlookers my friends.
I love knitting, but I can’t stand hand knitted sweaters. I think they’re hideous and I would never attempt to make one. I’ll just stick to scarves.
I LOVE his dalek Tshirt!
Q: What do you call a clock in the white house?
A: a politiker
Tee-Hee… another one you haven’t heard.
No retard, you call it a clock, it doesn’t matter where it is unless you speak English.
I think your sense of humor is on vacation. Meany Head.
Yeah, ditto. The cause of that meanness is called Online Disinhibition Effect. Unless RaiohTheHunter is just a jerk.
I do try.
A Doctor Who t-shirt is way better than a sweater….
Is it just me or Molly is really hotting up day by day..!!
meh…
My best friend gave me that t-shirt for Christmas.
My mom knitted a sweater for my dad. Like she promised she would 18 years before. It came out hideous. He never wears it, but she really doesn’t care. She kept her promise. A few years later, the sweater is still in the closet an my parents are still together. They survived the curse.
or just too thick to get it
i cunt knit either
Lol dude. I think you meant to say, “unless you don’t speak English.”
this comment sounds kinda random but
watching these videos is really chilling me out
i’m so fucking chill ryt, now
feels good
love these vids
Thanks for catching that, my bad.
So her bra is too small, her breasts are peeping out of it. Knitting a sweater to hide her milky glands but for how long??? One day a child will surely bite Molly’s naked busts off.
this curse only applies to people that are not married