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Not your best topic, Rocketboom, (perhaps your most irrelevant, to be honest) but Molly’s accent makes it all worthwhile!
LOVE YOU MOLLY!
Well that was… Informative? I guess, but do you really not care, or are you saying you don’t care ’cause you don’t want anyone to know you care? But if you don’t want anyone to know you care, do you really care? ‘Cause if you did care, you wouldn’t be ashamed of it, and you’d want people to know you cared…
Then again, I don’t really care who cares.
so from stories on earthquakes and science stuff we now have general boring celeb gossip! guess they’ve run out of ideas to make a show daily.
that’s a lot of kiddies..
anniston>jolie
@KaptajnKaffe This happens every single time anyone makes a video. It takes a while for youtube to process the better quality versions, so right now all you have is a cheap 360p rendering. WAIT.
@KaptajnKaffe
It takes a few hours before Youtube converts the video file to something in good quality, so since the file was uploaded a couple of minutes ago, we have only access to a low res version (for now)
I’m not sure it’s all kinda fuzzy to me…
I could’ve been that comment… But I’m not that desperate for attention, or am I trying to gain attention by replying to your comment and letting youtube know I would’ve been first, without actually posting ‘First”?
please inform the public of less covered topics. brangelina? really?
the jen/brad/angelina triangle bullshit in the tabloids is just ridiculous now. they get one shot of jennifer aniston frowning, in a sea of shots of her smiling or something, and claim that it’s because she’s still not over brad and is actually plotting to kill angelina.
I normally wouldn’t want to hear about Pitt and Jolie, but when it’s Molly talking, I’m all ears.
You are wearing a really ugly shirt….
is this on crap-o-vision for anyone else?
BUT YOU NEVER ANSWERED THE QUESTION. D: I feel screwed.
Oh shiiit DEM TITTYS <3
You dissapoint me, Rocketboom.
You’re right, it’s hard to ignore all this gossip, if even people like you guys start to howl with the wolfs…
think of this as part of their “meme” series
Want to see them undressed ?
The “Brangelina Split”, comes with a “banana” and two cold balls (he never get a chance to use them, with all her adopting of strange inbred kids).
I couldnt care less about celebrities in general.
Who is looking at the shirt? :|
so are they still together!?!?!? man this is the worst cliff hanger since halo 2
why is rocketboom talking about celebrities
Dat cleavage. Do want.
Why do you give a shit?
i like this free to be herself type of molly, your not trying to be perfect, you make me smile now with your humor!
My friend Steve is going to be a celebrity one day he has a big nose.
MOAR CLEAVAGE
BORING!
@GigaBoost Would you like some of mine X-ray Googles, THEY ONLY SCHFIFTY SCHFIVE DOLLA
boobies :D
close
aniston is way better than jolie and if he can’t see that., then he doesn’t deserve her
WHO CARESSSSSSSSSS???? Can we get back to the informative and weird?
eyes!
Why not!!
;)
*witty comment*
comments overview:
45% “Why is Rocketboom reporting about this?”
30% “I love you Molly”
20% “BOOBS!!”
4% “First!”
1% Random
First! (4.4%)
This is interesting (well, I think so anyway).
Jolie was born in 1975 I think.
*totally agree*
i don’t care either
cleavage galore!
I think its fairly interesting/relevant, since it’s something so many people care about ^^
Stupid
If you don’t care then why waste our time with this Shit. Celebrities are identity whores, acting is nothing more than don’t look directly into the camera is here is a butt load of money from the sponge brains who live life though them, some of us can and do “avoid” them
You said it gurrrl!
I wonder who you are dating Molly. You are sweeter than any celebrity I’ve ever seen. They should call it “MOLLYWOOD”
Brad Pitt huh… I liked that Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Isn’t it supposed to be Bradgelina?
You spent all this time explaning the couples backround and story and then you DONT CARE?? I feel like this video lost its point in the first place
Agree
brad & Angelina are broken up, she’s sleeping around with other men & women brad does nothing but stay at home and smoke weed, and now he’s mad at Ian Halperin ….google it
cute
Nice cleavage today molly. Thanks for the mammaries.
:( I love rocketboom!!!! But i rather hear about Nasa or random MeMe’s …. or any other subject the news doesnt already cover…celebrity gossip? common now… LONG LIVE ROCKETBOOM
Hahahaa..Molly is soooo cute in 1:09 X3
Um… good acting takes a lot more than that.
While I do agree that we idolize actors and celebrities far too much, it doesnt mean that all celebrities are talentless attention seekers.
Just because someone becomes an actor doesnt mean they are seeking to be famous. Acting can be a genuine calling just like any field.
Becoming famous just comes with the territory.
And dont blame actors for creating this celebrity obsessed culture. We, the public created it.
I never cared about Brangelina and never will.
Imagine how chuffed the person who came up with the term ‘Brangelina’ is. I bet they chuckle to themselves about it every morning.
I’d rather get to know the real Molly. Say a day in Molly’s life. Who is this cute, down to earth young lady… Now that would make a great rocketboom video.
@ToasterPig
Full of truth.
i can tell molly reads our comments.
NO!!!
how?
cleavage
!!!TAKE YOUR CLOSE OFF!!!
Another *GREAT* RocketBoom chronology! 5*****
Close? Wtf?
Anyway… Get a girlfriend.
why is molly so awesome?
Lol, she’d really talk them off for someone who can’t even spell clothes.
so much cleavage for a young girl
it makes me sick
yes the public created
we do so that we fell part of the fame.
or in there circle
and when you don’t know about it
you are lost in casual talks around the water cooler
or in the lunch table at school
and then we start to make up rumors then slow destroy them from the inside out
eg: Michele jackson…r.i.p.
@billyhkc
I guess you’re one of those guys who likes cleavage on old ladies huh?
but you doooooooo care
You guys are like wikipedia :D
omg
i love MILFs
how did u know?
and i guess ur one of those guys who jerks off to pictures and videos of underage girls on the internet
@KendrickMcMurphy
Try her channel, mememolly
Molly’s got a “power couple.”
So true about osmosis. If it wasn’t for magazine covers and yahoo news alerts, I wouldn’t even know Brangelina HAD kids…
Molly…you and i would make the best power couple.
lets just get it over with and get married…
@Gezab - “she’d really TALK them off for…” lol.
@billyhkc
you are an idiot if you think Molly is underaged. I guess that’s natural for someone who digs old ladies cleavages “eww eww she’s 25 years old she’s underaged!”
well, molly, i guess you care enough to make a nearly five and a half minute video about them. just saying.
ms. anniston, why didn’t you tell us you had a youtube account?
WTF
MOLLY you’re a fan of ‘Meet Joe Black’. Here’s a tip When Pitt gets hit by the car then yet another car, you know before he becomes death- but it on a loop.
So fucking funny!
Rocketboom, what are you doing? You had that great video about NASA, and i’ve done my best to avoid this shit and you’ve brought it to my attention.
I’m gonna have to go out and buy rag and get the complete lowdown.
Cheers.
Oh, 12 Monkeys is Pitt’s best
“you get interested in this whether you want to or not”
bull shit, i see the tabloids at the grocery store and think “who the hell buys this?”. i see an ad for the TMZ tv show and think “who the hell watches this?”
i honestly dont care about these two splitting up…
angelina is sexy as hell tho
So are they splitting up or what?
love molly. hate brangelina.
yes she does
Unlike these other commenters I respect Molly.
(I respect her tits.)
hahahahahahahahahaha AMEN!
lol, so after 5mins of the intro, molly just don’t care anymore
Brangelina Split would make a great ice cream name.
the whole time i was watching inglorious basterds, i kept thinking this is the mutha fucker fukin angelina huh.. but he’s a cool guy.
I would never call Molly, peripheral.
100% agreed! (even the accent part heheehee…)
The worst thing about celebrity power couples is when they combine their names.
Hah that was great. I love that Brad and Angelina are together, they do great things and they seem to be good parents (I wouldn’t know, though.)
I think all the rumours and obsession about them is crazy though.
There was so much I didnt know and probably wouldnt find out if it was for you Molly! I think this is the only situation where learning more is a bad thing!
Worst episode ever Im afraid to say!
Lol’d at the Michael Buckley reference. That’s so true :D
haha go molly! oh what the buck easter at the end
are u KIDding me???
(lol at the pun)
u honnestly think molly is 25 years old
molly looks 17 tops
more of a “power pair”
Big Boobs
cool story bro
Nice ending. Kudos.
Can’t avoid it? I’ve never heard of any of this shit before.
BTW, Molly > Jolie
Dear Molly RocketBoobs,
Deary, if you don’t care, why did you waste 5:17 of our time, and hours of your own time prepping this drivel?
Again, I ask — WHERE IS THE PIECE ABOUT “OXYMORONS” YOU PROMISED?
( P.S. your bosom is especially revealing today in your 18th Century serving wench blouse. Quite appropriate to the topic of sexual puffery. Nice touch! )
who cares. let’s have some real news, c’mon rocketboom :l
lol you reclaimed yourselves with the ending… but still 5 mins of that nonsense was too much <_<
Molly doesn’t care. she’s of a higher calliber then both pit/jolie :P
yea who cares really :P
i was about to not watch this, but it was a molly episode, so i had to :)
Who cares?
Subject boring, but delivered in the usual ROCKETBOOM style. Two stars.
I Second that.
Hey um, I’ve had one of those Brangelina Splits before, down at the ice cream shop. They’re really good with extra butterscotch syrup.
u lie
I love how Molly displays disinterest. No one does it like she does.
First power couple: Adam and Eve.
First real power couple: Antony and Cleopatra.
cleave
Wow, didn’t even know they had kids
titty flowers
God, that bored face of her’s totally turns me on.
molly is so pritty and i love her accent
Molly is driving me into the route to slam the videos without actually watching them.
“Brad Pitt” is also a term in Cockney rhyming slang
what?! they married?!
Keep it up Molly, looking great as always :)
Very good report
haha, I know!
true that.
Nice “What The Buck” shout out!
Angelina Jolie has TATOOS!!!!!!! Gross! She’s definitely off of MY hot babe list.
wow i never knew they adopted a girl from ethiopia! thats were my parents are from!!
Brad & Angelina? No, they did not marry.
The last 3 words Mememolly say are exactly how I feel: “I don’t care!” Why do we even give a damn about 2 actors?
1. Celeb gossip? Is that what RB is scraping off the barrel bottom?
2. I think RB viewers would rather watch gossip about who Molly is dating. Or Ellie. Or Ella. Or Leah. Or Yatta. Or Jamie. (they don’t care about Andrew)
3. Molly=yummy.
Molly has great T*T*!!
Looked like Molly was on the verge of the big “O”
Honestly, I think the media is trying to split them up.
lol its cool that u made this video!!! Im so sick of seeing these 2 on all the magazines at the grocery store!!! btw im sorry about all the pervs who watch you.
who cares??
change that background please. It’s horrible. Get something modern and trendy
what? are you saying the map is not modern?
WOOT for the Michael Buckley reference! ^_^
and WOOT for the sense. The common sense. :)
molly ur eyes are green =/
My left and right hand have been a POWER COUPLE for years!
They divorced once, but it didn’t work out.
You know. I have a lot of respect for celebrities who use their stardom to accomplish good things. But seriously, if it wasn’t for molly’s melodic voice and adorable face, I could have gone without watching this episode.
<3 Molly
molly…. lookin great!!
holy shit…just paused the vid at 00:01 to let it buffer on hd N WAT DO I SEE!!!
some freakin awesome cleavage !!! sry dont mean to be act perverted but thought i shud spread the gud word to make the world a better place ^_^
FUCK THE ATHEISTS MARRIAGE!!!
Summed it up perfectly with that last sentence.
fuck, i can only imagine how glorious her breasts must look.
The only thing split about Angelina nad Brad is the media. Why is the fucking world do we allow the tabloids to feed us with this bullshit?
The one absolutely beautiful thing about these 2 people is that they are real and don’t seek fame or a single dime for the philanthropy. Shit, I’d love to be brangelina someday.
“Get something modern and trendy”
Yuppie fuck.
Thank you molly, do you have any tattoos ?
I like that Molly probably doesn’t care about Bradgelina, but just likes to spout off facts and dates whenever she can.
@TheReasonWhyGuy
FUCK CHRISTIANS, go picket a gay marriage or soldiers funeral. fuckin nut jobs
@krypekeeper BURN IN HELL!!!
Informative. I also wondered what Angelinas mom looked like. Now I know! Thanks and Awesoooommmme!
@TheReasonWhyGuy
how can i burn in a place that doesn’t exist?
fuck sakes you people are retarded.
Love the cleavage, hate the topic. If we didn’t already already know everything said in today’s show, off by heart, repetitio ad nauseam, is because we didn’t want to know… This is Rocketboom, right?
And please, don’t cover yourself with your hair, we have a right to know! :oP
Wowza. Whatever happened to turn the other cheek? Forgive me for my frankness, but you’re a disgrace to your founder.
@krypekeeper Speaking of picketing; you should do as much counter-picketing as possible. If the Westboro Baptist Church comes along, find a same-sex friend and make out in front of them (Because it will bother them immensely).
molly looks like shiloh grown up
No use Molly rolling her eyes at the start and ending with “I don’t care”, when she ( or whoever makes the editorial decisions ) makes this the longest post of the last twenty five, if not her longest ever, longer even than the great Edgar Alla Poe Special, and it’s extensively linked to boot. A show on society’s obsession with celebrities from, I don’t know, an anthropological perspective, or something like that, would have been interesting. If you want to talk about a celebrity, talk about yourself, that we don’t tire of.
I’m sorry did I mishear? Two weeks before earning his degree?! Why?!
@mrpitchf0rk
oh god, another christian fanatic do you people travel in packs?
get a life and stop depending on some magical sky man.
Did you actually read my comment, or are you just ridiculously dim-witted?
TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK IS FOR FAGS!!!
@PhantomLyric How? lol I really don’t see how you could become a celebrity couple all on your own lol
Thanks people for rating down my comment without even checking to see what it means.
Note to everyone: When you rate someone’s comment down, run down this checklist:
1) Am I certain I know the full meaning of this comment?
2) Do I have a functional brain?
3) Does censorship actually help anything?
Et cetera. Seriously, get a brain morans.
@TheReasonWhyGuy
wrong reply…..dumb shit
@krypekeeper He’s agreeing with you. Also, don’t forget about the jewish zombie lol
@krypekeeper DUMB FAG!!! BURN IN HELL!!!
Looks like someone hasn’t actually read the Bible.
@mrpitchf0rk I’ve read the bible more times than you could possibly imagine, and that line is only 1 amongst a myriad of others, which all tell us how to treat non-believers, and we don’t have any reason to treat them well, since the bible specifically says that we shouldn’t, and I’ll enjoy your screams as you burn in hell!!!
You can’t enjoy them unless you’re down there with me :D
@vadetatimus lol oh believe me… I can do it… I have magic powers! If half of my body grew a boob, I’d play with it allllll day. And as disturbing as that may be… I’m not ashamed :: Holding my head up high::
@mrpitchf0rk GOD WILL LET ME HEAR YOUR GIRLY SCREAMS!!!
Effeminate men: TheReasonWhyGuy’s biggest turn-on.
GOOD ENDING
@mrpitchf0rk FUCK… I fail… troll time over :(
(why, well I do like effeminate men XD )
Victory!
(Don’t we all! :D)
((Except the ones who don’t.))
@mrpitchf0rk I have to say, this was the first troll fail I’ve had in a long time… kudos to you guys, for playing a good game :D
*shakes e-hand*
@mrpitchf0rk oh and on a final note, almost everything I said during that troll fest, were things I’ve actually heard Christians say.
There are indeed some unfortunate implications to subscribing to such a belief system!
@mrpitchf0rk indeed, and that’s one function that I think satire, and trolling can have, and that’s that you show the moderates what the extremists are doing, and even sometimes what the liberals are doing, and you sometimes help them to realize that it’s all bs :)
Take care… (insert shameless channel plug here)
Did she orgasm at 1:10?
Molly, your are my God! I LOVE YOU!
wow.. I guess I did a good job at not caring. a) for some reason I thought all of this dated back to 2002. B) I didnt know about 5 of the kids. C) It still doest seem to matter to me. d) I dont really like them at all
christ Molly is beautiful
5 stars for michael buckley reference. I <3 rocketboom
Oh Molly, don’t lower yourself to this trivial gossip. That’s my department. Tell us about sea lions!
molly show tits please
Compared to Molly Angelina Jolie is homely.
i bet she have strange and big nipples
molly ihas a sex tape , mwhahaha and ive seen it
Jolie is a bit of a shithead. Brad is doing the right thigng here by moving the hell out of dodge before he has 100 multicoloured kids to look after.
Plus I heeard that he only stayed with her cause she gave rimjobs. Anyway…..not even 200 kids is worth that, no matter how big and soft those lips are.
Oh yeah, and another thing why is this lassie yabbering on about “is this any of our business” after just making a 5 minute video making it everyones business……blondes hey…
crackin chebs, mind.
It’s a never-ending story but it holds your interest.
You wish……
I find that cleavage quit distracting Molly…….
Then look at her face.
no it is not any of our biz. live and let other live.
molly hit the road to hollywood
I’d rather say “0.5% random, 0.25% relevant,
0.25% - “I couldn’t make it out it’s too fast I gotta replay it” (and the latter is me).
It’s funny but it’s because I’d watched this vid that I paid attention to some glossy magazine’s coverage. It was the first coverage that caught my eye for more than a month and - wait for it - there’re Brad and Jolie there!
They are well-known in Russia unlike, well, someone like Conan and Leno.
I just watch movies they are in, so it was nice to me to hear that they are persons of the big heart.
But I wasn’t surprised. I suppose it’s Western civil society that has brought them up. Even though they could “make it right” under any regime, capitalism creates the best conditions for such people to assert themselves. To all despisers of capitalism: would it be better to deprive Pitt and Jolie of their wealth and hand that wealth out to poor people? Next day there wouldn’t be any wealth, next week they’d begin to starve. It’s terrible.
Thanks Molly!
hehe, it’s the russian guy again ^^
“I don’t care” - then y rocketboom came up with this video?
Brad is probably just pussy whipped, but Angelina Jolie is a globalist wigger. She adopted foreign kids that beat up her white kid. What a sick bitch.
The UN are black murderers who want to steal white people’s guns and destroy America. Fuck you Angelina
Usually the endings are better than that. That’s 5 minutes and 20 seconds I’m never getting back.
i care mpre about Joanne colan than branjelina
uhg, celebrities are not better then us, they only exist because you believe in them
Dude, you act like you know them personally. You base your negative opinion on tabloids. Don’t hate on people you don’t know.
Rocketboom goes yellow-press???
wtf???
“outstanding meet joe black.”
bag of shite more like.
@EugeneVanDerMill Hardly, Rocketboom is not doing a yellow-press story but more of a story on the yellow-press.
Lol obviously you faggot
auhuaua so true!!
It first I was like why is this video even there… it does not really fit with the other videos on the channel. But it became clear towards the end.
That was actually really well done. First non-meme video I’ve enjoyed from you guys. Nice job & 5 stars
Angelina hasn’t given birth to any children, you fake ass people.
What is this? Why isn’t ROCKETBOOM providing me with entertainment?
1:21 love<3
prolly cuz they disnt have anything better to talk about…
nice cleavage as usual molly
fuck all this hollywood shit tbh
molly, you remind me of gossip girl
still , u r the most beautiful ceature on this planet
:)
The only couple I care about is you and me, Molly. :-P
i’m am so drawn to your boobs in this video… i’ll have to watch it a second time to know what you said :p Whehehe, no pun intented
who can blame you.
:)?you have to care in order not to care.i agree.
i wouldn’t of even thought of it had you not made a video.that’s the cycle.
but yet if everybody ignored them.or anyone from a social network status for that matters.would they be who they are?is the question.
it’s a slew.
@Jo2Be, there was a pun?
@Jo2Be thats Mollys Power couple
Ian Halperin thinks Brangelina will split, too. Check out his book “Brangelina: The Untold story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie”. You can get the first chapter for FREE here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=353648755&mt=8
The only couple I care about is you and me, Molly. :-P [2]
this girl why i are making this shity videous why!
ZZZZZZ
they are making a lot of money with this relation meanwhille yournt grip nothing xDDD
Awesome!
whatthebuck reference!!
I just watched this whole video just because of the host’s cleavage. Two thumbs up.
The world we have made as a result of the level of thinking we have done thus far creates problems we cannot solve at the same level of thinking at which we created them.
I simply love this couple, they are so cute.
Mike - http://theperfecttoys.com/christmas-2010